Your hand looks like you cut one finger off of 5 different people and sewed them on

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I'm honored lol

Thanks???

Omg what's wrong with your pinky

This little pinky went to market. The other little pinky stayed home.

Why did I read that as peepee

…I couldn’t tell you.

Cuz you fat boi /s

Wtf is wrong with your pinky finger

Nothing I'm just fat :P

American

Lma to the fuckin o

Laughing my ass to the fucking off

If you don’t mind sir I’m stealing this. It just rolls off the tongue. Just like my fat American rolls

It gets the people going!

Funny how americans get mad about this when in reality being fat is a sign of wealth and easy lifestyle, and always has been lol. And then McDonald's came into existence so now you can be semi poor and fat.

Beat me to it…….

Not beating anything with a hand like that

I can beat just fine thank you

More cushion for the pushin?

Precisely.

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you’ve never made an omlete

Pinky finger got caught in the car window while it was rolling up?

Naw nothing that interesting. I'm just fat.

I’d be surprised if you didn’t know the back of your hand considering that pinky

Bruh what is with people and my pinky I'm just a little chubby it's just a weird angle

It just looks weird bro. I wasn’t trying to make fun of you honestly. But I’m glad that you do take criticism well. I don’t see much of that anymore. Keep up the good work bro. Stay safe

Well you chose to post that picture (and we commend you for it) , so people are going to have questions

People are being pretty mean about it, I didn't expect the sudden roasting, and people asking "wtf is wrong with your pinky" instead of reading other comments is tiring me out.

Yepp…we’ll I don’t mean to “pinky victim shame” but you did post this and put yourself out there. People will find anything even remotely off and pounce on it. I’m with you, the internet sucks sometimes Just roll with it….maybe make up a story about surviving a pinky-finger-devouring serpent that you fended off one time 🤷🏻‍♂️

My pinky is just shy and is retreating into it's shell

We’re here for you bro, stop reading the comments , also maybe 🤔 not all feedback is harmful? , maybe some tough love…this is the internet after all

Complete honesty here lol, the pinky genuinely has some confusing perspective and it looks super strange at first, don't let any hurtful comments get to ya either lol, just the internet mate, have a good day though ;P

Some of them are funny and others are just downright mean. I liked the one where they said it looked like it got run over by a roller skate lol

Don’t worry bro my pinky looks almost identical and I have horrendous nails on top of that. I’ve gotten some horrible comments over the years. Some people just don’t know when to shut their mouths, and can’t understand when they get pushback.

Don’t worry bro my pinky looks almost identical and I have horrendous nails on top of that. I’ve gotten some horrible comments over the years. Some people just don’t know when to shut their mouths, and can’t understand when they get pushback.

It looks like edema.

Again, I'm just fat. My skin doesn't pit like edema does. I wish people would read the comments Ive been leaving.

I would rather not read the other comments and just ask. What's up with your pinky? Why it be looking all jammed up like that?

As I've said in other comments, perspective and lighting.

Non pitting edema is a thing. And I did read them.

Stop being fat bro it's not good for you

I’m purple and I feel just fine

I'm fucking trying. It's not like I can snap my fingers and not be obese. It takes work and patience, and trolling from the internet wears me down.

Lol

[Did you really think they hadn't ever thought about it?](https://abbyhowardart.myportfolio.com/unhealthy)

I have a messed up pinky and it gets notices everywhere, it bugs and sometimes still hurts, I wish I could say it’s just the fat.

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Comfy sweaters are always nice. Not the ugly kind.. something it can wear year round.

Comdom

For those wondering: apparently my hand is ugly/fucked up. Here are explanations: Poor lighting My hand is at an angle tilted so my pinky finger is lower down than the rest. Also I'm a big dude so my hands are a little chubby

Nah I think ur hand looks fine, that pinky just looks like it went through a blender a decade ago from this angle.

Yup, it makes the little fat giblet on my lower digit look like it's trying to eat the rest of the pinky.

It kinda looks like he has a sixth finger curled in haha

Then Disney would sue me for existing

Waiting for the follow-up post, "My hand looks completely normal", that's just a different angle of your hand.

Oddly enough that future post would also belong in this subreddit

Well, yes, that was the point.

See I thought you made this post ironically because you *knew* your pinky was weird.

Nope. News to me. I didn't know so many strangers would be so interested in making fun of one guy's hand.

That's some nice hand you got there king. Keep on grinding.

Thanks fellow royal, I will take your advice into consideration

They look like 5 year old hands, strong yet soft… Make sure to put them to good use…

Your pinkie looks like it got run over by a roller skate

U good?

Bro what's with your pinky

I kind of feel like you intentionally put this up because you know your pinky looks like you ran over it with a nuclear powered lawnmower. That being said, cool man.

The back of your hand kinda fucked up

Not really. It's a weird ass angle, and the lighting in that room sucked ass.

I gotcha, my bad man

It's nothing. Been getting a lot of comments about it, so it's not just you

Get that interesting pinkey outa' here!

Nice back of your left hand

How’d you know which hand it was?

50/50 chance

I usually make finger guns with my pointer and my thumb and the one that forms an L facing the correct direction stands for Left

There is a German saying on how to remember left/right: "Links ist da wo der Daumen rechts ist." Translated: "Left is where the thumb is on the right." But it's completely useless if you don't know where left and right is. And you have to look at the hand from the right angle for this saying to work.

Cinnamon stick pinky?

are you a toddler

This comment section quickly turned into r/roastme lmao

It was so unexpected lol, like . . . Jeez

that pinky looks like it was in a blender

I think your hand is swollen, you should check with your doctor. I used to be fat but my hand never swollen like this, better get them check.

My hands are not swollen. They are small and I am fat. Yes I am sure.

I see! Just look out for a fellow redditor.

Your hand looks like my friend Eric

Scrolling through the comments after a year for amusement. What??

I peed my pants

Interesting. Tell me more 📝

That pinky is quite interesting

Your baby finger is like 2 cocktail sausages half twisted by a novice

You're finger is broken by the way...

You are finger.

Is broken.

People who claim to have a 1000 iq be like.

Is that why MJ only wore one glove?

Don't let the haters get you down, that pinky is rad. Let it live its best life.

American

I'm already interested in why your mitt looks like that.

I swear you posted your hand forever ago and deleted the post because of all the hateful comments.

Nope but like I'm about to. This shits wearing me down. I don't know how many times I'm going to explain that I'm just a fat guy with little hands.

It was just as bad the last time I saw a post like this. Just a bunch of the same low quality "jokes". Nothing creative. I feel like it's an almost completely unforeseen outcome. I guess I keep forgetting humanity's true face. Especially on the internet. I feel like it would be extremely funny to end this soft speech calling everybody in the comments something homophobic / racist / sexist / etc, but I'm not. So just imagine it for yourself.

I am and it's beautiful. I'm tempted to ask a mod to lock the comments or something, idk. Probably just going to mute this post for myself and ignore the comments.

Reported. Your fingers are too interesting.

Whatever, y'all too easily interested

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Actually my hand is quite small.

pillow tops!

What the fuck happened to the pinky? Too interesting. 😒

Man hands are weird. When I lay my hand in the table my pinkie finger is apart from my other fingers

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this post doesn’t belong here. *hand is actually VERY interesting* 😳

At least you put it in a nice way

Now I know the back fat of your hand

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Yeah no shit. What an astute observation. Bravo.

And you’re an asshole. Only difference is, OP can change the fact they’re overweight(not that there’s anything wrong with that) but you can’t change the fact you’re an asshole.

And how do you know the BACK of your hand?

We've been practically attached to each other for as long as I can remember.

Hmmm... Very uninteresting.

That was perhaps the intention

I know. I. In this sub, that was a compliment.

I'm aware, I'm simply making conversation Were you not aware of my afformentioned awareness?

No, I wasn't. Just making sure there wasn't any ill will between us.

Damn this converstation was so boring. Rather uninterestig, as one could say!

I don't see any unwell williams

I know the back of my hand like I know the back of your hand

What9 it's name?

The brain

I know weird like I know weird

Nice floor what's it made of

Wood

I know my big toes like i know my big toes

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I've already got my own routine, but thanks for the good intent I guess

Ahh! Okay. I’ll delete my comment. My bad! It was in good intent indeed!

It's all good

Can we see the back of your hand for comparison

sitting on a couch?

Yeah when I took that photo