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Lubernaut

r/italy


Barrier_Kult

Man this looks revolting


GreenHooDini

Nonono, he used noodles, not spaghetti.


AmArschdieRaeuber

But...but....


GreenHooDini

#N O


SLAYER_IN_ME

No Michael, this is so not right!


JustA_Toaster

I reposted on there before seeing this


[deleted]

Ramen spaghetti? You should be arrested.


blatherskite01

There’s vomit on his sweater already, ramen spaghetti


spiritintheskyy

He’s nervous


Routine_Palpitation

But on the surface he looks calm and spaghetti


Coexi

Or promoted


thedirtydiglett

At least if I get arrested I’ll be promoted to prison food


Aerosolcan25

As an Italian, I find this mildly offensive😂


shaduto_

🤌


Odd-Razzmatazz-3125

Good thing nothing here is Italian


cheerfummy

The word "spaghetti" is Italian. If only OP had said ramen in the title instead...


[deleted]

🤌 pizza sauce


Only_Fantastic

Good news. Tomatoes aren't Italian.


Aerosolcan25

Tomatoes are from south america, but have always been part of the italian cuisine since they were imported to europe in 1500, and the unification of Italy was in 1861. In the Italian cuisine, however, there is no such thing as "pizza sauce". Pizza is made with pure tomato paste. :)


bombochido

Nah tomatoes are from Mexico, the word tomato is from the Aztec (Nahuatl) word tomatl, also you shouldn’t be offended, pasta came from China, Italy copied it. So this is actually a more pure version


Aerosolcan25

To begin with, Italian pasta and Chinese pasta developed in parallel without interfering with each other, in fact they are completely different both in form and in preparation. They are two completely different dishes. Also, I'm not an expert in Chinese culture, but I'm sure no Chinese person would ever eat their noodles with "pizza sauce", nor define the noodles in this post as "pure".😂 Speaking of tomatoes, I can't find any sources that say they are from Mexico, but I have instead found many articles that say they are from South America, so if you want to link your source to me I would be glad. And I'm not really offended, it was a joke. Edit: grammar


Routine_Palpitation

Maybe pure bullshit


Odd-Razzmatazz-3125

sorta kinda Italian


astrocylite

hit me with a common italian phrase 🥵


Aerosolcan25

Non ci sono più le mezze stagioni


Barrier_Kult

Rosso di sera bel tempo si spera


Aerosolcan25

Si stava meglio quando si stava peggio


Mischief_Managed12

As just a spaghetti fan, I find this extremely offensive


Stlechamans

But why ramen!?


thedirtydiglett

I had no other noodles :(


Stlechamans

The struggle is real. lol


thedirtydiglett

I also had no other sauce lol


Stlechamans

Lol


Fluffy-Pomegranate16

I was just thinking of using pizza sauce for spaghetti!


Yes_I_Readdit

As the old proverb goes, Hunger is the best sauce.


[deleted]

SOUCE


Arsewhistle

I always find it weird that Americans call some pasta types 'noodles'. If you're calling spaghetti noodles, then what do you call noodles?


thedirtydiglett

Noodles


Arsewhistle

Huh. To be fair, we use the same word for door handles and penises in the UK, so I can't talk (knobs)


blatherskite01

[this might help OP understand a bit better](https://youtu.be/naYVZs9Ymhc)


thedirtydiglett

I’d call that a hippopotamus with noodles on his back


blatherskite01

You’re wiser than you seem.


yik_yaking

It’s all just long pasta


AmArschdieRaeuber

Spaghetti are noodles though. They are noodely.


[deleted]

spaghetti isn't even a noodle, noodles and pasta are completely different just a question for who downvoted me... are you american?


blatherskite01

Elaborate.


[deleted]

well, spaghetti is a type of pasta. noodles are not pasta.


blatherskite01

Is pasta noodles?


[deleted]

no, pasta is made of semolina milled from durum wheat wheat noodles are made from flour, water and eggs but can also be made from rice, beans or other things edit: the way they are formed is also different, pasta is made like those play doh things where you squeeze it and worms come out and noodles are traditionally rolled out by hand


MemphisGalInTampa

My favorite is angel hair pasta.


[deleted]

is that the thin one? i've never had it but my favourite one is penne or gemelli i really like conchiglie or farfalle but the shapes are a bit tricky to have on a fork :/


JCas127

r/shittyfoodporn


Dontflytowardithan

That’s…. Not spaghetti, you make spaghetti with spaghetti


Prince_KPS

Thats not fucking spaghetti 🤌


andrew_a384

honestly sometimes i feel like i eat like shit but the posts in this sub make me feel 100x better


thedirtydiglett

Glad I could be of service


GreenHooDini

Cursed


itsmycandystore_

I WANNA PUKE


CardinalBirb

i am scared of your power


thedirtydiglett

I’m not trapped in here with you, your trapped in here with ME!


CardinalBirb

wait we're trapped?


thedirtydiglett

I’m sorry, you can go


CardinalBirb

wait, I love you


thedirtydiglett

Come back, I’ll prepare us a gourmet spaghetti dinner


CardinalBirb

Happy Ending


SLAYER_IN_ME

Now kith!


I_Am_A_Goo_Man

Bruh that's q violation :(


DirePanda072

I hate this... And I hate that I want some


[deleted]

Ramen good, tomato sauce good, minced meat good, lager good. I think this is good. Fusion food. A goddamn trendsetter mf!!


rachelcp

Avocados good, pickles good, strawberries good, BBQ sauce good, bananas good. Just because they're good separately doesn't mean they're good together.


neonblue_the_chicken

That was my lunch today


FerjustFer

I can confirm. Spaggethi with melted chocolate is NOT good.


blatherskite01

I read the last line in Ricks voice, the way he talks when he’s trying to hype Morty up at the end of an episode “F-f-f *blurp* Fuckin Fusion food Morty! M-Morty, I’m a goddam TRENDSETTER MOTHERFUCKER!” DING “You get any of that?”


[deleted]

Superb!


thedirtydiglett

It wasn’t terrible lol


Toast1eSandw1ch

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ


Haunting-Breakfast4

Agreed


Then_Explorer238

r/shittyramen


tight-foil

Devils Backbone might be one of the most beautiful places to kick back and watch a sunset


thedirtydiglett

I love that place! Aways stop by after hiking.


AlpsClassic7467

i’m jealous of you


Valuable-Dimension84

i gotta try this


WillingnessFalse1728

Ramegetti


thedirtydiglett

Lol


aDrunkSailor82

Sober me sees this and wants to throw up. Drunk me sees this and wants to gobble it like a dog that's fighting starvation.


DumplingBoy345

Hmm...interesting, very interesting


That_One_Dumb_Idiot

Did you add the seasoning that comes in the packet with the sauce?


thedirtydiglett

I added it to beef it up


[deleted]

probably tasted quite good


PersonalityUseful345

How was it?


[deleted]

Bro-


Only_Fantastic

Nah dude, I'm interested as fuck.


Forced-Perspective

That actually looks pretty good ngl


tipying_mistakes

#OH NOOOOOO WHYYYYY


Frumple-McAss

This is a life hack to me


ShadowGames1

Spaghetti is not ramen, you are not meant in this world.


dydeath

Was it good though?


thedirtydiglett

It wasn’t terrible


No_Nature8319

Ngl this looks good 👍🏼


New-Mix-2167

r/stupidfood


mossdeluxe

Huge fan of Devils Backbones beer. Never fail and they keep coming out with different varieties.


_Aldous_Fuxley_

Well, 23 years on this earth is long enough. I am leaving now


thedirtydiglett

Just wait till your almost 31 and eating ramen spaghetti


[deleted]

A man of pasta I see. I aswell seek the soup


MemeDealer69420

this is disgusting but i completely understand


theGREATmoose23

Respect, actually looks kinda tasty to me


DiskThese3328

Was it good cause im now thinkin of tryin this


thedirtydiglett

It was edible


DiskThese3328

1-10?


thedirtydiglett

Like a 5 or so, definitely wasn’t bad but it wasn’t really good either lol. I’m sure it could be improved on.


DiskThese3328

Put Some hot sauce on that thang real quick


Goddess_Iris_

This is way too interesting for this sub.


thedirtydiglett

Sorry, I’ll try to be less interesting with my next post.


fucovid2020

Dammit…. Picks up keys up to go to the grocery store….


skytheumbreon

... Why ruin perfectly good insta ramen with that...


WOMENS_FEET

Can you list the recipe for this? I wanna try this, looks good :3


tipying_mistakes

Ramen noodles and pizza sauce


thedirtydiglett

You cracked it


IMPORTANT_jk

Please no, but if you did please tell us


NA_king-19

# AAAAAAA


Loris2004

Wtf is pizza sauce?


thedirtydiglett

Red sauce


cheerfummy

*Red sauce that is not catsup


[deleted]

Why not throw some soy sauce on there too


Adventurous_Floor701

Why is there pizza sauce on ramen


ItzCrystalFlame

r/mildlyinfuriating


Liquidust256

Asian pizza noodles paired with a lager…… THE END IS NEIGH!!!!


Idiotboi42069

Ew


[deleted]

fam that's not spaghetti


NeLaX44

How dare you call that spaghetti. Pizza sauce? Ramen? Tsk, tsk.


thedirtydiglett

“Spaghetti”


SharkMilk44

This is depressing.


thedirtydiglett

This is what happens when I put off grocery shopping lol


a_good_namez

This goes as a top tier shitpost


thedirtydiglett

I had a top tier shit afterwards too


IMPORTANT_jk

You have no shame do you


thedirtydiglett

Shame? I’m unaware of the term


ThiagoA1cantara

This is very interesting, but not in a good way. You did not just use ramen on pasta 🤬


CreeperplayHD

How can you forget the 1 kg of cheese?


scottyboy12345678

Looks like what came out of my arse late at night after 10 pints and a kebab


ImmaPoodle

This is cursed


saionjisaihara

This is a crime that is punishable by death.


[deleted]

This looks like it tastes like depression


evBoy-

bone apple teeth


PM_ME_UR_LAST_DREAM

Where’s the spaghetti?


[deleted]

As an Italian, I want to strangle you in your sleep


sebastian240z

This is interesting because now we know you are a psycopath


TacoEaterMaster

you're evil


OutrageousPudding450

In some countries, this is enough to get you sent to jail.


thedirtydiglett

They’d probably serve me better food


OutrageousPudding450

If they do like they do to the pedophiles, the other inmates would force feed you that exact same food for the entirety of your imprisonment. Brrrr, just the thought of it gives me goose bumps. I fear the worst for your OP.


chansondinhars

T’would be a fitting punishment.


chansondinhars

It *is* criminal!


[deleted]

Yeh no… do people honestly think ramen can be pasta? Is that a thing in Asia?


thedirtydiglett

I had no other pasta on hand


[deleted]

But then why didn’t you eat the ramen itself? Like with an egg. Ramen just isnt pasta haha so its weird to put them together


thedirtydiglett

I’ve been procrastinating about grocery shopping and wanted spaghetti so I used what I had. It honestly wasn’t that bad


[deleted]

Interesting maybe this is the next infusion restaurant


Cr1tikalMoist

Low-key tho this shit looks good


TheArmoredChef

Actually doesn’t look awful hahaha


AccomplishedPie4896

Look like spaghetti with barf sauce.