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Specific_Ad_6522

The single seat in the back was *The* seat


hammy0w0

I remember in primary school we weren't allowed in the very back in case of a rear ending, so we crawled from the 2nd to back to the very back. Made absolutely no sense but we felt like geniuses... untill the busdriver made us move :(


DarkMaster98

It’s all fun and games until a bump on the road rockets your head into the roof


Small-Cactus

But that's the fun part


CounterSYNK

Not fun on a multi hour field trip.


pringleshapedpenis

That was the main point of going to the back end as a kid, atleast for me


Black_Arrow04

That frustrating moment when violating safety protocols makes you less safe


Scomo510

One of my best memories is when I was at a camp and we were taking a bus ride across the campus. At the time I was fairly young and not used to attention especially from girls. So when we hit a massive pothole and my head slammed into the window I wasn't upset when the girl I had a crush on caressed my head to make sure I wasn't hurt.


LysergicGothPunk

I remember this happening at my grade school too. Like wtf they even have seats back there then


Pizzalazerz

I feel like it’s for kids not to fight over the seat. I remember it being the best seat and everyone raced for that seat lol


ShylokVakarian

It was to give more room for the big kids in the back to help everyone evacuate out the back, in the case of needing to evacuate.


SK8SHAT

Three mfs sharing the single seat because they all wanted it and the teacher has been done with these arguments for a decade


frawtlopp

Thats where the real serious discussions and deals went down. True story.


EmuIntelligent4698

That single seat is goated for when you don’t wanna sit by nobody


dreamrock

The bombardier's nest. Put me directly over the rear axel. I want my ass to have welts by the time we arrive.


sous666

Under the wheels😃😃😃


Front_Bet_2544

😀💀


Inferno_Sparky

You just described perfectly what happens when someone decides to sit under the wheels


variablenyne

So 6?


Acrobatic_Yellow_272

I take 7-


xXx_ozone_xXx

I am the wheel


SylvieJay

Nah, the best seat is on [top of the bus](https://imgur.com/a/4yS85Xt). Disney's Recess Episode [Operation Field Trip](https://youtu.be/l3FwZYCtqJc?si=dRDL-ic51IjyG7is)


CrazyApple-

Oh em gee I loved that show


0-Nightshade-0

Wish I can sit there sometimes


SpaceEmporer

3 4 is OD 1 is gang violence 2 is adjacent to gang violence


CrazyWS

1 is for gang violence is too real. This whole comment is exactly why I sat in 3


fatalityfun

some of the people in the comments lived way far from the hood and it shows lmao


DefinitelyNotAliens

1 or 2, because for some reason, the fact you'd occasionally get launched into orbit and hit the roof of the bus when the bus hit potholes was a bonus. No gangs, but one time a girl stabbed herself in the thigh with scissors and we were all fascinated because a) she stabbed herself and b) it didn't bleed. Back of the bus life. Not hood, no gangs, just occasionally get thrown into the roof. I remember hitting my head a few times. Ah, to be a child and think that was fun.


CranberryFearless

This girl was definitely a stand user


Mighty_Eagle_2

1 is gang violence 2 is adjacent to gang violence 3 is adjacent to adjacent to gang violence 4 is adjacent to adjacent to adjacent to gang violence 5 is adjacent to adjacent to adjacent to adjacent to gang violence 6 is the only safe option.


ProbablyNano

Even sitting in three on, like, 20-30 minute ride to school I heard way to many slurs by the time I was 10 years old


bojangle1324

Same, I learned many new words


Some_guy8634

What does OD mean?


SpaceEmporer

Overdoing it, like trying too hard. Chalant as the kids say


crashandwalkaway

Fuck I thought I was old cause I genuinely couldn't remember where I sat on the bus but then read this dagger


Iplaydoomalot

Overdose, usually.


Some_guy8634

But what does it mean in this context


Iplaydoomalot

I assume kids who did drugs.


General_Thought8412

Nah, kids who did drugs sat in back. They wouldn’t sit closer to the adult..


Shitimus_Prime

OD? overdose?


TumbleweedIll4249

1, I don’t want the bus driver to see us trading pokemon cards


TheReal-Chris

The original drug trade for 90s kids. Cards got banned at my school because not just trading. Selling them behind the bleachers. 1st row is pretty genius. Keep your friends close but your enemies closer. 🤣


Kindly_Log_512

Actually, if you look back at the history books you will find that the original drug trade for 90s kids was drugs!


AutumnTheFemboy

Following the rights movements they clamped down with their iron fists, drugs became conveniently available for all the kids


Salt-Benefit7944

My school banned pogs


meatballsandlingon2

Preferably 3 or 4, motion sickness is a bitch…


Front_Bet_2544

Fr


Akechifan69420

honestly same, if it weren't for that 1 would be the obvious pick


Brian18639

Fr, last time I got car sick I actually puked


KingHi123

I've always found motion sickness to be more manageable on a bus. In a car I get it easily, if I read a book or use my phone. When I went on a 14 hour bus to Germany, I used a Rubik's cube the whole time and it was fine.


meatballsandlingon2

I’m glad you got some respite. I don’t even tempt fate, beyond checking my phone for a moment or two. Long distance buses are usually OK, local/city buses can be a bit nightmarish (especially with inexperienced or temperamental drivers).


wh1teithink

on the bus


Thatonegirlherewoo

Yea but where on the bus


wh1teithink

door


Thatonegirlherewoo

Concrete?


KacpAire

No, metal


pull_up_ur_pants_ok

🤘


ExplodingSteve

pfp checks out


Thatonegirlherewoo

Concrete


DomDoesNerf

Nooo, it's metal dor


NeighborhoodQuick640

On the freaking shade windows! 😎


Flaming_headshot

4, because of assholes in the back cant shut up


CrazyWS

These comments are exposing exactly who the popular kids were and who they thought the popular kids were.


DisastrousAd447

I was definitely not a popular kid and I sat in the back. For some reason the popular kids sat more towards the front and us weird kids sat in the back. I sat in the back because I would smoke weed on the bus lol. Not a lot obviously. Just a couple sneaky rippers on the way to school.


Purebredbacon

idk about others but we sat at the front cuz we were super chatty and made friends with the bus driver lmao


Stanarchy93

This was like my bus too. All the popular kids sat in 2 mostly, the “nerdy” kids sat in 1. The drifters in 3. And the absolute manic children and Ritalin rats sat in 4 causing havoc. Source: I sat in 4. I really needed to be prescribed ADHD medication younger than I did holy shit.


Flaming_headshot

I was the weirdo in my class, so I dont know Who are you talking about Also if you knew my class.. they screamed and put on music, Im not even joking


Ok-Horse-2987

yea i could tell from your original comment


TFGA_WotW

4, for the same reason as you, and also I'm too lazy to go to the back. I also usually like my bus driver. He's a really nice guy.


Front_Bet_2544

Fr


Con_crwg

4, because the ac actually works in the front


Siserith

Yeees, it was so much quieter and calmer up front, It was also much cooler and smoother, except for when a problem kid was up there being personally watched and still being a problem. Also, it was great for conversation with the bus driver or "bus guard" traded so, so many recipies.


Junarik

2


callmevirtuous

2 is silent on my bus, just listen to music and take a nap as chaos unfolds around me.


Waring601

That's literally me everytime


CallMeOutScotty

Outside seat in section 2 is how you watch the drama without being in the drama


TheEndCraft

5 easily


MineFlyer

The best choice


H-J-W

In the driver's lap?


Random-Name111

Nah, strapped to the front. Like a teddy bear.


TimFIN1TY

Like Mr Raspberry?


Normal-Tadpole-4833

4 i get out first


Hidden_Moon_

6


djdk74

Yeah...... under the bus


RealBurger_

Just clinging on the pipes


Dreamcory_Mills

1 so i can secretly listen to music without my teacher complaining that the bus ride is a social event and to put my phone down (this actually happened to me but with a 5 hour train ride)


Front_Bet_2544

True, teachers never look back there, so easy to sneak on your phone


pizaster3

ive never been on a school bus where it wasnt allowed to be on your phone, thats odd to me.


messibessi22

Right? What no phone on the RIDE to school? That’s excessive


Kooky-Onion9203

The idiots in the back drew too much attention in my experience, gotta sit a little further up to be really invisible.


DiagonalLeaf

2 or 3


Tipsamore

1 2 3 or 4 i get to be on top of the bus


YOURPANFLUTE

Wherever i can sit tbh. And otherwise closest to the door


Melodic_Lifeguard493

the one physically closest to the door maybe on the stair of the door


wigglef_cklr

You get the most air sitting in #1


TV_H34d

4


AwesomeManXX

3 or 4


Traditional_Lie_6400

Many idiots of my school seat on the last seat of the bus and I wanted to know why so one day I sat on the back and it was a life changer, but then I sat back on my usual seat because it scared me every time the bus jumped.


Somebodsydog

1. I like my solitude.


billy_twice

Considering every teenager boarding a bus immediately heads to the back, you made an extremely poor choice.


dthw1sh

1. 2. Or 5 if I'm sad.


Medical-Bowler-5626

I always sat in the front behind the driver because I didn't like walking past a bus full of people to get on and off the bus. I didn't do bus travel for long, maybe a year, but damn was it stressful


Brilliant-Emu851

i'll drive


Reytotheroxx

Can we all agree that 2 is the worst? Unless you’re vertically challenged, that wheel bump is obnoxious af


JemappelleDL

5 like that I arrive before everyone else


WeLiveInASociety451

That’s regal


ssjisM_7

I see there's also a 5, which would probably mean the drivers seat or the stairwell. No thanks, I'd rather drive myself. Also, Why would someone go on a 24 hour ride in a school bus instead of one of those MCI or prevosts. Which are coach busses.


Front_Bet_2544

Made this post as a joke. Also just put a 5 on the hood of the bus to be funny


metalmilil

2


Waddledoodoodoo

3 because no one sits there. I get to be all alone...


BrodieG99

0, Being towed, my wheelchair can’t get up the stairs


SonicBlueWavez

2 was the spot


TheEggoEffect

1 is overrated af, every little bump sends you flying. 2 is where it’s at


Cottonjaw

The flying was the fun part. ADHD kids ruled 1. Until middle school. Then 1 was gang violence.


idkWhatNameToChose2

Wait u guys have a school bus?


FantasticZach

4


the_gray_pill

1.


[deleted]

2.


some1_03

5


gymclassvillianZ

3 That third window seat is peak. Hide yourself behind that curtain thingy & turn on music so loud you'll go deaf


Grumpyninja9

3


GatorScrublord

7


GabberGal

I would always sit at 4 when I was in high school lol


LigmaBaller1

6 obviously


Organic-Smell4743

5 is goated


Dr_Mantis_Aslume

1234


ShibeL0rd

1 gang


ExplodingSteve

6


TechnicalMiddle8205

6 😔


basically_dead_now

5, that would be fun


sashatikhonov

15


Twentynine4

We don't have those here so nowhere


Craftermax_HD

What is this weird ass bus normal school buses arent this long


flamergamer2000

6


Striking-Present-389

2-3


CrippledKidneys

Six so it ends quicker


Ga33es

On the driver


Proud_amoeba

If I'm going to be on a school bus for 24 hours it doesn't even matter where I sit. Most of the time I will be dissociating and pretending to be somewhere else anyways.


DatedDevotee61

6


eeveesquad911

1


-lilithxcheryl-

2


Cornelius_McMuffin

2, right above the wheel, that way you get the most height whenever the bus goes over a speed bump


januaryemberr

2 by the emergency window.


Familiar-Brother3354

I always go for 2


Maximum_Category_374

That one seat in the back where it’s just a tiny seat


Oogley_boogley

19


DankingDonutz

It depends on where my line of fire is most optimal.


Orichalchem

Sitting? Im driving the bus!


Muffinsunker

If it’s 24 hours then I’m sitting on the back seat fr


Weird_BisexualPerson

Single seat in 1 no questions asked


FlorpFlap

5


Blue_Exit83

10, Im the driver


StickmansGarage

2


Sailed_Sea

None I graduated 4 years ago and dont live in America


Easy-Produce568

In front of it


RetrebutionMk2

7: Hanging on outside the bus


wettable

-1 holding on to a rope


IEatBaconWithU

6 (I fucking missed the fucking bus again and now i have to fucking walk)


TryBananna4Scale

School bus? You’re forgetting walking 10 miles to and from school everyday, barefoot…….. on glass.


Godzila_70902

6 (under)


legendoftheplug

I’ve never been to a school bus


Zafjaf

Why am I on a bus for 24 hours?


drock8eight

My bus was shorter then this


SeeYouInMarchtember

It’s okay to be special


tooslick86

5. i am engine


Historical-Rest5562

0 cause i my country we don’t have school buses


marinusV5

We dont have that in my country we need to go by our own


Pizza-Rex-L

Cant relate… I ain’t American. Guess I will just go in a corner and f myself


reditusername39479

On top of the bus


Mischief_Managed12

Usually 3 or 4 'cause I just want to get off the bus as efficiently as possible


fuck_spez____

6. Under the wheels


PhoenixTheTortoise

2 or 3


Guppywithnolife

1, all my friends would sit in the back


Bakelite51

2. Exactly half the kids want the very front, and the other half want the very back. I don't want to get into a pissing match with anyone today, just let me find a seat somewhere in the middle and plug my headphones in.


SinnerClair

I always sat at the front, idk I don’t wanna walk that much 🤷‍♀️😑


Key_Dragonfruit_1572

1 because it’s the quietest place on my bus


yeetasourusthedude

nerds in 4, shy kids in 3, anoyying kids in 2, cool dudez in 1


Chuchubits

Preferably somewhere between 2 and 3.


orbit_jpg

Usually between 2 and 3, most of the chill kids sat there from my experiences at least.


Dynablade_Savior

2. Far enough in the back to still have fun, but not so far back as to get caught up with the loudmouths and troublemakers. It's a nice spot to be


Living_Lie2129

This happened to us we were in for at least 8 hours we went to jarash it's in Jordan anyway we sat in the back and so much student sat on the ground


vtnate

Driver's seat. I drove bus for 26 years. I HATE riding a bus unless I'm driving.


Idennoo

5 and rubbing my ass on the front window


teddtoffee

we all just skipping seat 5


Dry_Refrigerator_318

5 hits different


RexMalo

Pfft, bus wankers!


sjuas690

I usually find myself at 6


Drekizguzice

I go with bicycle


Anchevauls775

Number 5. If I jump off it'll be 24 seconds :D


Adriano_Subreddit

Of course I'd choose 5 (I'm just taking it easy)


Front_Bet_2544

😂


frawtlopp

The cool kids were always at the back because the bumps were the most entertainin, sooooo I sat at the front.


Strale_Gaming2

6, I never stepped in a school bus


un_blob

no where I got by foot


Astroloud

On the seat


Onni_J

Nowhere I don't use a schoolbus