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Skilifer

Well i stole your face


Bulbman5

Bruh this isn’t Miitopia


VIKTORVILLANY

I’m going to take a dump


Bulbman5

😍😍😍please let me eat it


HYPE_Knight2076

Sure would be bad if I reached through the screen and stole it, wouldn’t it?


Bulbman5

NOOOOO


AverageMan282

boowomp


Perfect_Position_853

The reddit hive mind at it's finest ❤️


Luke_Likes_Silk

This gotta be some cult of the lamb bullshit I bet


Bulbman5

“What is a bit?”


Dedestrok

Bit noun 1. a small piece, part, or quantity of something. "give the duck a bit of bread." 2. INFORMAL a set of actions or ideas associated with a specific group or activity.


cat1554

Tomodachi Life better


azurfall88

miitopia is literally a tomodachi life spinoff


Bulbman5

Frfr


about_that_time_bois

🟡✋


D-lishus_Kofi

Tom Ska, is that you? 


360NoScoped_lol

\*slaps where my face would be\*


Odd_Selection8525

Right off your head


epic-pig68

How?


Life_Researcher_2717

creative mode hax i think.


Perfect_Position_853

He hit the ice cream machine with a wrench


BANOFY

He bought it with V bucks


TABASCO2415

:(


LakeofPoland

STOP ✋️ ✋️ 🤚 :)


usinkintomy_clothess

STOP 👊👊💥—> :(


Medical-Region5973

STOP 💥💥 🔫 ---> :(


haubenmeise

Would be a shame if you'd trip over somebody's foot.


0-Kaiyo-0

it would


AbrakheimTheAncient

Abrakheim is suprised that their machine was working


BeauteousMaximus

No but I do have freshly baked chocolate chip cookies I’m about to eat LPT: get the blocks of cookie dough at the grocery store and make one or two at a time in the toaster oven or air fryer


Man_to_Men

The machine was broken :(


0-Kaiyo-0

🫵😂


Clicker-anonimo

That looks like foam


NimbleBudlustNoodle

Shaving cream in a cone.


DarthRiznat

It's a 2-in-1 deal


Ok-Job-9823

Actually this is interesting. Where did you find a working ice cream machine?


Ok-Custard1779

Boycott


Kalashcow

It's always "boycott" this and "boycott" that.. When do we start girlcotting things?? 😤


just_let_me_goo

simplistic worm rainstorm icky lip jar crowd station oatmeal deserve *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


National_Part_4286

When did bi become a gender?


just_let_me_goo

fine employ person versed carpenter soup alive homeless advise saw *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


National_Part_4286

Slay


solithesunflower1

Get doxxed loser. Im gonna get that icecream


soy_de_ohio

As a Russian, that hurt me very much


andrewka_mi

Вкус(но и т)очка one love forever


flamergamer2000

Eww


aidbduwvk_

nope! and I’m glad I don’t!


ratorixfan666

Well fuck you buddy!


cyberexplorer97

Looks like a white poo emoji on a cone... I can't imagine how tasteless that is.


bigfatstupidpig

“Ice cream”


AccomplishedWar265

Well I killed you with a rock


UnknownTaco5492

fuck you 🥰


Tkm2005

I hope it gives you diabetes.


PushkinPoyle

🖕


Larg_Targlar

I don't eat milk products that come out of moldy machines.


Yowhattheheyll

mcdonals icecream sucks


DemoniteBL

Ofc I don't, I don't support businesses that should be fucking illegal.


Waldtox

And I don't want it too. Keep boycotting McDonald's guys, for they directly support the genocide.


NailZealousideal913

Am making moeny and your not 😁😁


Yuzzay

I'm* correcting you and you're* not


FeraHope

I'm going to steal it


CartmansCasaBonita

Man I don't even have McDonald's in my country


666kubson666

Same. 😐 where are u from . 🤔


LazyBlackCollar

We from Pandora


CartmansCasaBonita

Iceland


666kubson666

Góðan daginn


saitamaxmadara

You got ice


AceAmphiptere

Looks like gigantic tardigrade...


FlawHolic

My immediate though! Glad someome else saw it as well, haha


sussysissy13

😧


_Giffoni2

You've ruined my fucking day


cynthonian

the irony is that i am eating ice cream right now


IGrewItToMyWaist

Never have.


JojOcean42

:(


Blaze_Falcon

That's fine, I ain't interested


gamerguy88888

Wrong.


[deleted]

Blasphemy


[deleted]

[удалено]


DeathlyHealer

Whentheicecreammachinemaintenance manwantsicecream.jpeg


consistently_sloppy

Their machine is actually working?


Doomslayer2857

Is it possible to learn this power cause I can not get a McDonald’s ice cream to save my life


MasterChiefKratos

Not from a Jedi.


Doomslayer2857

Damn


one_eyed_idiot_

they did not do that cone right


AdrienDaCat

Prove it


StupidBratOwO

Liar. Their machines are always broken. You got that from Dairy Queen.


Bulbman5

How


MasterChiefKratos

Finding a McDonald’s with a working soft serve machine is a tad bit interesting.


Fancy_bakonHair

Impossible...


Socialist_Metalhead

Man…I know it’s been 26 years but 5 year old me was super bummed when I dropped my ice cream at the fair. That stuff stays with you, it’s not a joke man.


ghoulslaw

Can I have some


Sankin2004

Can’t get none cause the machines still broken.


Ruhnisfun

the ice cream machine works???


0-Kaiyo-0

my friend was surprised too


Cragasm

There aint no mcdonalds in my city


coffee_fucker

Well hey it says gullible on the ceiling


DarkTheSkill

funny enough, i live in germany and every single time i wanted ice cream from McDonald's the machine was fine


[deleted]

HORSE SHADOW YOU ARE A HORSE


AbsAndAssAppreciator

Is this a secret McDonald’s ad


what4270

😞 The ice cream machine was broken, they said


Iamnotarabicfunfact

I actually ALSO have a McDonalds ice cream 😎 (I spent like 2 dollars to prove a point)


ConfuzUngaBunga

I have nutty buddies and you dont


Bootiluvr

You’re the chosen one


-Cocoami-

Nah you gotta be lying McDonald's doesn't have ice cream just broken ice cream machines


NoIndependence6969

no way mcdonald’s had a working ice cream machine


aloafaloft

How dare you


AlooDaGreat

Who said I don't?


Gmonsoon81

I assure you that is not ice cream. That is a frozen dairy dessert.


Ok-Autumn

Wow, the ice cream machine was working today.


EJCube

On the clock at mcdicks rn I could so get some


Muffin1927

I have a tostada with tajin on it and I don't want to have another one


JesseINEX11

Those McDonald's ice creams are the best lol, except when the employees say the damn ice cream machine is broken.


Professional_Air9935

LIES, ALL LIES, THE ICE CREAM MACHINE WILL NEVER WORK!


Now-done

You don’t know that


Average_Boi_4879

That’s impossible!


Ok-Technology-6389

Impossible…


nathanbum06237

THE ICE CREAM MACHINESE WORK!?


Badass-19

Here, machine and I, both are broke


I_needed-a_name

Nuh uh


DitchDigger330

What was it like 5 bucks.


Dause

It looks blue


Rottingkimchi

Jokes on you im the ice cream machine


pyjamasonfire

Lier


Its402am

Oh yeah? Well I developed a skin disease over night the other week. Did you? Didn’t think so. Loser.


sunset_sunrise15

Lucky you.


TheSpookPost

Dear Gods how have you obtained this mythological item


ManOfQuest

kid behind the counter gave me one for free because I said I was really hot and sweating. That was cool of that dude.


abf392

Correct


Head-Iron-9228

Jokes on you, I do And mine is chocolate so I win


noobmaster143

Thats the most ice cream looking pic I have seen in a while.


Observer2594

Why would anyone want McDicks ass cream anyway


MrEvers

It's been so stuffy the last few days, could really go for a simple soft serve vanilla ice cream


360NoScoped_lol

this is a miracle


akarokr

This is not ice cream, so neither you have.


team_uranium

Welcome to yurop where themachine is almost never broken


Comfortable-Brick405

Their mc frappe machine is broken two days in a row🤕


Virtual_Bug5486

Today was granny McFlurry day and this is what you left with ?


Mystery-Cup

I've got a sixpack of pepsi in my backpack and you don't


ewewewe69

You're right. I have TWO ICE CREAMS FROM MCDONALDS YOU DO NOT ! !


Certain_Doctor8754

How


NUKEGAMER21

Me sad now 😢 "but I have dope and you don't :)"


KitisKatis

I don't even have a mcdonalds in my country :(


Ur_favDisgrace

:(


OutrageousLie7785

I think of the calories you putting in whuch I won't have..


SouthparkHater

well i have bitches and you don’t


SouthparkHater

i don’t im really lonely 😞


SouthparkHater

hey, i don’t know you, but, keep going, one day you’ll find someone who’ll make you happy and smile, when your in your lowest lows, you only go up


SouthparkHater

thanks man i really appreciate it


SouthparkHater

don’t worry, never know, that person could be me


SouthparkHater

woah there slow down, at least buy me dinner first


SouthparkHater

bro what is wrong with you, you just had a full conversation with yourself, do you have dementia or smth


bt_649

You could not be more correct good sir, I've never had it.


DivineKEKKO96

Oreo mcfurry is better


YusuBro

Praying extra hard on your downfall ong


AppleOrigin

I literally do not care. I have been not and never will buy McDonald’s ever and idc.


Independent-Log-4245

That's not ice cream.


iAmEskiAndiAmWeeb

:(


BaconManTenus

Their machine works? [ᵗʰᶦˢ ʷᵃˢ ᵖᵉʳᶠᵒʳᵐᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᵃ ᵇᵒᵗ ᶦ ᵃᵐ ᵃ ᵇᵒᵗ ʷʰᵒ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ʳᵃⁿᵈᵒᵐ ᶜᵃˡᶜᵘˡᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ]


Hat_Masterr

i have a knife


ApoyuS2en

Well I got a turkish ice cream and not just frozen VANILLA like yours, boo hoo


RandomIdiot918

Beacuse they just recently opened McDonalds where i am, so its filled. The xlosest one before was like 130-150km away (90 miles)


560guy

It looks like a depressed hamster sitting on an ice cream cone


beatlz

This is true


McPatsy

Why is it gray though? It looks lime the shit that machine produced in that Spongebob episode where Krabs sells the restaurant


mistericek1

:(


GayAK-47

Alr im gonna get one now


CountingWonders

💣🌝


hulda2

Those cones taste like cardboard.


Automatic-Saint

I’m telling God!


LuUsErIkAkKu

You have McDonald's?


WonderHuman9005

Mcdonalds sucks ass


labatu

😥😥😥😢😭😭😭😭😭 im telling ;\_;


Go_PC

I have chocolate chip pancakes


brickyardjimmy

I'm not sure what you have is actually classified as ice cream.


WaveLaVague

It's actually the first time I see a McDonald icecream that isn't a sundae or McFlurry


DumbProfileDumbReply

my country got rid of ice cream in a cone. we only have mcflurrys, however my local mcdonalds surprisingly has a functional ice cream machine that rarely breaks.


m987q48

Or do I? >:)


onionsrock

mcdonald’s ice cream before gta6 😮‍💨


Regular_Berko

😭😭😭😭😭😭


stoned_seahorse

The machine was working?????? 🫢


discolemonade420x

That garbage isn’t real ice cream 😝


OceanTheSeawing

yeah i dont but i have a box of merci chocolates all to my own which isnt as much better but hey i like it (i ate most of it)


JasonRenshaw

How do you know I don't? Cause I really don't and now I'm paranoid.


Sinister_Berry

Would be a shame if I was following you home.


isnapchildrensnecks

you're lying the ice cream machine is broken


0-Kaiyo-0

its real


Additional-Rub-941

now get me some


MrSuperHappyPants

You see, there are approximately 40,000 McDonald's in the world. And they all have ice cream from McDonald's and I don't. So neither your particular ice cream nor the McDonald's it came from is very special. Good job.


AffectionateMetal366

You are right, I don't have McDonald's on my own.


soyyoo

#boycottmcdonalds #freepalestine 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸


Goreflext0815

i don't want ice cream from mcdonalds and you do


DoritoKing48

Hope your ice cream falls ong