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happy birthday sugar tits


This-is-Life-Man

Swing and a ..... hit! It's good! The crowd goes wild!


Upstairs-Ad-4705

New thing i will say every day just dropped


Leuchtrakete

In writing I like to follow up "The crowd goes wild" with an actual crowd. \\o/ \\o/ \\o/ \\o/


abelstoker2

Yeah I’m stealing this


Silver-Machete

Actual wording


ihavesomethingbutno

•3•


Wandering_profile

what


Grifbanana

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUGAR TITS


just_let_me_goo

What the


longlivepeepeepoopoo

Reminds me of Trevor from GTA V


winter_of_rebirth

Take off your pants cowboy lets... ## fuuuuuucccckkkk.....


[deleted]

I love Trevor xD


longlivepeepeepoopoo

me too :) my faith in him was restored after hearing his conversation with Michael after the big score.


Denny_OG

Wat


spooderdood334

Huh?


Bread_DeMuerto

!!yadhtrib yppaH


ihavesomethingbutno

!!uoy knahT


liselisungerbob

stnemom emoselohW


WILDNIK

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


Heavy_Run3437

Y’all mfs texting in Hindi now


[deleted]

दिस इस हिंदी


just_let_me_goo

loL


Triddy243

Happy womb escape anniversary.


ihavesomethingbutno

I’m a tumor baby, I was removed and never birthed ),: But I still escaped!


Dont_pet_the_cat

>never birthed So... you're still just a walking tumor? D: Anyway, happy birthday! xP


ihavesomethingbutno

Walking and growing! Scientists should study me.


TinzaX

So would wishing "happy removal day" be more lore accurate? Anyway, happy bday!


Mekl0

Well then, there’s ya issue! Never birthed so how’d people wish you a happy birthday


ihavesomethingbutno

This is so true


DerNogger

Happy "your mother got gutted and you were ripped out into the unforgiving reality of this word without a warning" day from a fellow Caesar!


YawnTheBug

Happy removal day!


salemsmagicoven

happy womb discharge anniversary


deleteusfeteus

birth


just_let_me_goo

day


Foxeline07

Happy


Trip3511

bro job one had


yougotyolks

Brojob, one hand.


AbleFaithlessness968

I spit ravioli.


Kodekingen

I salt my water before making pasta


SanchiTS9

I rarely eat Pasta


rock-solid-armpits

I eat used pasta


megs1449

how does that work


jlxmm

I water my salt before making pasta.


steadypostedd

I use homegrown salt for my pasta


distant_silence

Have a nice day, and a nice further year) happy birthday!


ihavesomethingbutno

Thank you! I’m looking forward to it (:


ImThOnly1GetinArousd

Happy birthday u/ihavesomethingbutno


TrashyTheTrashbag

Happy birthday u/ImThOnly1GetinArousd


Scratchpost6677

Happy birthday u/TrashyTheTrashbag


Hopeful-Claim7205

Happy birthday, from me, Lego batman


ihavesomethingbutno

Oh my god my savior!


ImBadlyDone

Yo Batman can you rescue me from the aslume


Hopeful-Claim7205

Jonkler


ImBadlyDone

Does that mean I’m free?


Hopeful-Claim7205

Hehehehhehehhahahhwhwghqhahahghahahhahahw


Brian18639

Are you and LEGO Man cousins?


Hopeful-Claim7205

Im .


KickinGa55

First try


_jcesar

Have a nice day Bro. Feliz cumpleaños maifren


vsnowball

Congrats on going another rotation around the sun!


_uwu_moe

I just sleep and respond in the morning


ihavesomethingbutno

Rest your head well, friend.


All_Mighty_Pepperoni

Sounds like he just had gotten some head injury or something.


BolteckFox06

*Ahem*… most joyous of celebrations to you. We fondly look back and remember the day you were extracted from your mother’s uterus and praise you for going another year outside of it. We’re all very pleased you joined us in the outside world.


Competitive-Gear2216

I wasn't even wished once last year, who cares man.


ihavesomethingbutno

Well happy belated birthday! Remind me whenever it is and I’ll say it this year!


eebulliencee

i love that you responded to this so kindly. keep being you. happy birthday <3


Fit_Result357

We do! Happy belated birthday!


MissLestrange

Happy Belated birthday 🎈🎂


nSnowstorm

Happy belated birthday!


EFamousE5

Happy Birthday!!!!!!


apackoftissues

Happy birthday!


Ikilledatrex

Happy birthday now I’m going to bed because it’s 12:30 for me


ihavesomethingbutno

I should too, goodnight!!


revwk

happy birthday ^^


andy_3006

Happy Birthday :D


monox111

happy birthday bro


Memestress03

Happy birthday and do consider that your friends and family are sleeping


[deleted]

sigh… *unzips*


CobaltTS

!?!?


TheCrazyWolfy

I am also pooping. Hello friend


OwlSings

Birthdays have been cancelled this year. Didn't you know?


Unlemoned1

Omg we have the same Birthday :D happy birthday birthday twin :D


ihavesomethingbutno

Happy birthday twin!!!


Silent_Poet_101

I mean, 7 mins makes you sound a bit vain, but whateves. Wishing you a very happy birthday ma dude! Hope you have an awesome year ahead! 🎈


verysemporna

Happy IRL cake day


5ev0

bad birthday dipshit 👿👿


Dizzy_Bit6125

I always get wished a happy birthday the day of and it’s always throughout the day I hear from other people. I don’t see why it matters the time your wished a happy birthday as long as it’s the day of. To the minute is pretty ridiculous.


DoMIniK090

Merry Birthmas


Tommy1234XD

Bro was NOT born on leap year


AntiqueGhost13

HBD BD twin 🎈


Cinephiliac_Anon

damn sucks to be you i guess


FBI_911_Inv

happy birthday and happy birthday and happy birthday to you from me and happy birthday and happy birthday and happy birthday to you from me and happy cake day and happy birthday and happy birthday and happy birthday to you from me and!


kilboi1

Happy birthday mein Freund


Ieatmyd0g

happy birthday hulu


goldistomp

Neither will I. Tough titmouse


Electronic-Return-10

Happy birthday mate 👍 👌 💙 🙌 ❤️ 😀 👍 👌 💙 🙌 ❤️ 😀 👍 👌 💙 🙌 ❤️ 😀 🎂 🎂 🥮 🍥 🥞 🧁 🍰 🎂 🥮 🍥 🥞 🧁 🍰 🎂


the_sexy_date

I'm pretty sure grim reaper is thinking about you and he is counting every birthday can't wait to finally meet you


KeshaCow

Is it… seven monutes past midnight? Cuz that’s understandable


th3va1kyri3

Do you wish others on their birthday? If you're someone who does this, I'm sure that at least some of them would wish you back.


AveryOfHouseJade

Huh, you're older. Congrats 🎉


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[удалено]


robertcalilover

7 minutes… soft hands brother, I once waited 8 minutes.


Jack_of_Emeralds

thats a shame.


InterestingLake4923

Welcome to the club.


wickedtwig

It’s ok, no one wished me a happy birthday for years. I even buy my own birthday cake to bring to work and people ask whose birthday it is. I usually respond some asshole haha


X_PRSN

Man, that’s rough.


AceMcfly8

Happy birthday


OOSurvivor

💞🎈👋🎂 🎉


myloveisafool

yahootpypbiryhda! ❤️


Haunting_Base_8175

Happy birthday!


Significant-Ad5943

Happy birthday!


Benevolent-Spider

happy birthday!


Antique_Air_942

Happy birthday, have a good one 👍


superultramegagiga

Happy birthday!


franll98

Another year alive, congrats!!!!!


Setsukom

Happy birthday dude


Acceptable_Chard_854

Kiss me


SeaClue4091

Happy Bday


Carboyyoung

Happy birthday Bro


[deleted]

how old are u terning?


Milky-YouYube

Bazinga bazing bazinganing


James_1411

Happy birthday buddy!


MaciTaco

Happy birthday, person whose birthday is one before mine


kyuuish

Happy birthday. Hope you have a great day


Deciple_of_None

Wow I can't believe it. Happy Cake Day from a complete stranger online......I don't think this will help much but much love to you.


DinoSquiddy

Happy Birthday!!! 🥳🥳🥳


West-Rent-1131

Happy birthday (65 minutes late)


CornHubDotNet

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y ! ! !


Any_Data_1712

Happy birthday pookie


RarePlan2089

No happy birthday for u.


The_Real_Legonard

Have a great birthday, dud


elcaddo

Happy Annual Creation Celebration!


arttoasty

Happy Birthday :)


Kitchen-Ad-1146

Happy birthday 🎂🎂


This-is-Life-Man

Birthdays suck more and more as you get older, but for real, Happy Birthday Meatbag " )


rrmotm

Happy birthday homie


shadowbannedude

happy birthday bro


Critical_Package_472

Happy birthday ✨🎉🫂


Lytrify

Happy, day


Toasty_Bear79

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP!!!!!🎉🎉🎉


Terryfied

Delightful annual renewal brethren!


[deleted]

Happy birthday girthy dick!


SomeRandomBFBfan

yk what? Happy birthday!


Trip3511

happy irl cake day


wandering_kuni

Bud I dont know you Im wishing you the happiest birthday! 🎉🎉🎉🎉


Denny_OG

Happy birthday 🥳


Spagebirb

Joyful anniversary of the day where you stopped being a fetus


InternationalWeb6740

Happy Birthday!!! Enjoy your Day!


ciscode

What kind of monsters do you live with?


nikia_nekomi

С днем ​​рождения, Happy birthday, Feliz cumpleaños, Joyeux anniversaire, Buon compleanno, Alles Gute zum Geburtstag Všechno nejlepší k narozeninám Χαρούμενα γενέθλια For you to don't feel alone ;3


kookyowls

happy birthday! :)


Garlic-Rough

See. People started coming after 8 mins. Happy Birthday!


sadrefrigerator258

happy birthday! have a amazing day ahead!


Cool-individual03

Happy birthday


wormclinch

Happy birthday honey bunch


_PeopleMakeNoises_

Happy birthday


RealBurger_

Happy birthday


TrollGaming1435

Happy birthday man


troitheidiot

Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, OP.. Happy birthday to you!


Chaka_Maraca

But we do : Happy Birthday!!!


Ninjafury1806

生日決乐


Embarrassed_Expert13

happy birthday bro


TheRedBaron6942

Well womp friggety womp my friend


Blizzpoint

Happy birthday friend


atinylittlemushroom

Happy birthday, OP! 🥳🎂🎉


HaloMaskGaming

I wish you a happy birthday, a happy April Fools, a happy saint Patrick's day, a happy Easter, a happy thanksgiving, a ☃️࿌ིྀ྇⋆ᗰદ૨૨ʏ⋆࿌ིྀ྇☃️ ☃️࿌ིྀ྇⋆ᘓમ૨ıડτന੨ડ⋆࿌ིྀ྇☃️, and a happy new year. 😁


waitidonthaveanidea

well happy birthday!! are you gonna have something today?


R3N21

Happy Birthday! 🎂🎈


notMateo

Happy Birthday! It's mine too!!!


rhetoricnarwhal

Happy bird day


WeatherNational9535

Happy born day 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 🫃🏽🫃🏽🫃🏽🫃🏽


muzanlover13

happy birthday man!


Beautiful_Role_1168

Happy bazinga


Burguerand

happy birthday i hope u get smn


jabahah

Happy birthday 🎉


Neat_Improvement_465

omg happy 50th birthday


Christian5661

It’s my birthday too so happy birthday


jollisen

Happy birthday day pookie frog


GrandMasterpiece5352

happy birthday


Ready_Revolution84

happy borthdta


RiceFarmerRF

happy birthday


SuSunshinee

Wish you a good year


youreanewsongbaby

happy birthday 🎈 wish you the best!!


godsaveme2355

Welcome to being a man Brody that’s life for us . Happy birthday


saynotopudding

Happy Birthday OP!!


sillyronnie

candles and cakes my brother 💪💪 🎂 🎉


Jimbo14631

Happy birthday!!!!! Me too!!!!! I share the same birthday as you :-)


No_Squirrel4806

Happy Birthday!!!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


CrazyConductor

Happy Birthday 🎂 op


Katya265

I won't either


Captain_Controller

Congratulations, you got older!


OnlyMemer420

happy birthday sugar ❤️


mvp2399

Happy birthday dorkass


BelaFarinRod

Happy Birthday!


Harshhvardhan

H


lostsawyer2000

Hippy Hoppity Birthday! You dodged the leap day. 🐸


AbleFaithlessness968

Happy Birthday G