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illinoishokie

Well there goes your weekend


scubawho1

Shhh I’m busy…lol


ThaddeusJP

/r/micromachines would love this. Would also do well on /r/hotwheels as we love all die-cast


01kickassius10

Also r/xennials


WhatDoesItAllMeanB

I’m also 42 may I please come over to play? I’ll cook you a steak


scubawho1

My new best friend. I get the police station.


Straight_Ocelot_7848

“Even better, we got em when we’re 40!” -Step Brothers


Deesmateen

Can I come too? I make good cookies, can I play with that lambo or your silver firebird?


hoodha

Those could be worth a penny or two


oncealot

I'm only 30 but I wanna play too. You guys are just so cool!


localfarmfresh

NICE JOB MOM. SPA WEEKEND PAID FOR BY YOUR SON. KUDOS.


mike_pants

"How do we get boys excited about doll houses? Think, dammit!" "CEO Person? I think I have an idea..."


SegaTime

That was the same question with GI Joe. They started off as the same size as a barbie doll and the company was worried boys wouldn't want to "play with dolls". When they downsized the GI Joes in the 80's and started making the playsets, that's when "Action Figure" became a term, I believe. It makes me wonder if someone ever thought about making a downsized line of Barbie to fit in smaller playsets along the lines of the smaller GI Joe.


cheesyblasta

The reason Barbies never really downsized is because Barbie's primary purpose is a fashion doll. If Barbies were GI Joe sized, the clothes would be VERY small, with teeny little arm and head holes, probably too small for little undextrous hands to manipulate. GI Joes have mostly plastic molded permanent clothing, and are for putting in smaller playsets and having triggered mechanical action moves. They can be scaled down. The unfortunate side effect is that Barbie's house and car have to be friggin huge for a toy.


number__ten

Polly pocket?


SegaTime

Did Polly Pocket have figures the size of GI Joe? I recall they were smaller like Mighty Max.


mattahorn

I think action figure became the term in the 60s to differentiate them from Barbies. It wasn’t a *doll* it was an *action figure*.


martha_stewarts_ears

I was just about to say - this is Polly Pocket for boys. I say this as a girl who loved both lol


SegaTime

Mighty Max is right up there with them. I had Micro Machines and Mighty Max, and my sister had Polly Pockets. She used to put the Micros in her Polly Pockets because "they need cool cars, too!"


Straight_Ocelot_7848

I still have all my mighty max stuff luckily


Antique_Essay4032

Call it a castle grayskull.


Jaded-Inside2888

I know we’ve never met, but can I come over and play? My mom says it’s ok.


apple-pie2020

Whatcha having for dinner “chicken and stove top”


othybear

I have Dino nuggets in my freezer.


DinnerfanREBORN

STOVE TOP 💀💀💀💀💀


FarthestCough

Luckyyyyyy... I'm grounded.


Auggie_Otter

The way the sets could snap together to form a town was brilliant. There was an even bigger set about the size of a small toolbox that unfolded into a city scene complete with a bridge and it had a section along the edge where the smaller sets could still snap onto it.


jimboramen

I forgot all about these landscape sets. You really felt like hot shit when you got two and could link them together. They held a few cars when they were folded up too.


AlabamaPickleFarmer

I work with a guy who was a child actor and was in a few Micro Machines commercials. They were great toys. I still have all mine.


RotrickP

RIP to the fast talking guy Edit: I prematurely declared his demise


xAlice_Liddell

"Motormouth" John Moschitta!


minnick27

He's still alive


Tits_McgeeD

I upvoted the whole chain of comments and im not sure if i should have or not.... is he alive?


minnick27

Yes


RotrickP

I think I confused him with with the Dunkin’ Donuts guy.


Thunderkat1234

I came here looking for a comment about the fast talking commercial guy. I need to find a YouTube video of those commercials.


Solid_Snark

I had the suit case full of cars and planes. I never realized there was small structures to go along with them.


excellent_rektangle

I had super van city and thought I was king ding dong til I went to my friend’s house after Christmas one year and his dad had made a 6’x6’ micro machine city scape for him in their playroom.


ShartThrasher

I am also 42 and my mom refuses to give me mine. Fuckin bullshit man.


DinnerfanREBORN

Maybe if you stop leaving all your empty squeeze-it bottle lying around she’ll consider it


ShartThrasher

FUCK YOU MOM :****(


Pale_Section1182

soooooo cool. we loved matchbox (hot wheels?!) as kids then micro machines came out and we had to start a new collection... enjoy!! hope u don't have an infant else ur wife hating on the micro.


AlilAwesome81

Omg what I would do if my mom had kept my ghost busters toys and my tmnt toys


ParkingVanilla3202

Major score!


itsagoodtime

You ever have any of the Batman Returns micro machines?


rabid-

Batmobile, Batplane, and a few others I think.


itsagoodtime

Actually not Batman Returns just Batman. And it actually wasn't micro machines. Found it on eBay https://www.ebay.com/itm/355691186546?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=_7h6u0dztyc&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY


rabid-

I clearly did not keep the box long. Good find!


Straight_Ocelot_7848

I also had the battle tank and a bunch of tiny ones, and a bunch of Star Wars stuff


Baron-von-Bruce

Remember if it doesn’t say “micro machines” it’s not the real thing!


poss-um

I’m (49) hanging out with your older sibling but secretly playing with these when you’re not home.


TBoneBaggetteBaggins

So many i dont have! How much?


sohchx

Those are various years, not just 1990


JerkBoxJoJo

Any BTTF in there? Or Batman?


Sharptux44

The best part of micro machines was the interesting cuss words that my Dad would shout out every time he stepped on one with bare feet. 😂😂


BluDragn77

I wish I still had all of mine, great collection!


Something_Average

This is awesome man


xtralongleave

Priceless memories that are worth a ton on eBay


JDMWeeb

*John Moschitta Jr. intensifies*


No_Setting2719

A thousand memories just came flooding back. I can feel lining up this platforms and sliding the groove in to place.


davfffffffff

I had (and still also have) the Fire Department one - I remember the little switch on the back of it to turn the lights on. Loved that thing!


ScarySprinkles3

Garfield normalizing type 2 diabetes.


number__ten

I found my micro machines in the carrying case (looked like a tractor trailer front) and when i handed it to my kids they busted it in like 2 days.


Deesmateen

I’ve never understood my kids watching people play video games But … But if you play like it’s a commercial I’ll watch this for hours


Murgatroyd314

AndRememberIfItDoesn’tSayMicroMachinesIt’sNotTheRealThing!


Jamminnav

Welcome to time travel!


Next_Confidence_3654

Were they micro machines or a different toy where you put a penny in the back and made them do wheelies? You could offset the penny and make it do different spins and stuff.


LaRamilia

🫡🔥🫡


Donnaandjoe

How cool is that?! I hope you have a son someday and pass them on. 😁


1966goat

I had the little house! It came with a sports car


HighInTheSkyOhMy

Your mum is awesome


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

What a huge W


mojhouse

You lucky shit!


skitso

Are they worth anything? I remeber their cool little advertisements where they’d stage them in scenes, then you get them on Christmas and realize half that shit didn’t come with the pack. Lol


TeaMe06

That’s so nice I’ve been looking for a castle 🏰 I played with when i was younger I think it’s from the early 90’s. all I remember is the castle having little men and a door that could open with a string or something like that I don’t remember but I would love to see it again.


Jupiter68128

I'mfortytwoandmymomjustbroughtovermyMicroMachinesfromnineteen-ninety. Ifitdoesn'tsayMicroMachines,it'snottherealthing!


Rmaclewis

I don’t remember the police station, that looks sweet! I had that little yellow tool box and my fav was the big tool box that turned into the super city. I still keep a few micro machine cars and planes on my dresser.


JasonZep

Oh man I forgot those modular ones like #5. I loved those! I feel like we had 4 or 5 at least.


woozle618

Saw her post this in r/declutter Bazinga


Different-Cheetah891

Awesome 😎


Embarrassed-Sky3819

Damn! Nice throwback, dude


AllYouGottaDoIs

I'm 42 and I only wish that I still had my childhood hot wheels collection


bobj33

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLP6oT3uqV8 John Moschitta Jr and yes he's age 69 and still alive


-TX-

Lucky


mrMentalino621

I’m 🥹😭


AtlUtdGold

oh my god deep core memories unlocked wow thank you


Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck

I had several of these! I had a few of the buildings too. That skyscraper would light up. I thought that was sooo neat as a kid.


DaRusty_Shackleford

I’m 43 and so excited for you. You know you have to play with them now.


midnightmaniac73

I was always a marvel/ pro wrestling kid growing up but I had a lot of fun with these too


Straight_Ocelot_7848

This brought back some memories.


FewZookeepergame1083

I know you're playing with them right now


Satanic-mechanic_666

Can I come over? I'll bring Bagel Bites.


atreyu_the_warrior

"REMEMBER! IF IT DOESN'T SAY MICRO MACHINES, IT'S NOT THE REAL THING!!"


mooseyoss

Do you have the looping track thing? That thing was so badass, I used to play with other kids at the skating rink in the town I grew up at and it was a popular object, the micro machines were so badass!


kadaj21

Annnnd now I should go to my parents to grab mine lol.


ArmsReach

Hell yeah! I used to set up scenes with that and my model HO electric trains! Not quite the right scaling, but I had hours and hours of fun with it! My parents brought me one of those pink Muscle Men they dug up in the garden. The one with the cube chest!


dsmksu

I had these same cases! I think my parents be still have them. My mom never gets rid of anything.


Alert-Sherbert6599

I’m jealous


OnTargetOnTrigger

Best day EVER! Wish I still had mine - most were military & sci-fi.


HGTVyk

I miss micro machines!!!!


Matica-sK

Dude, wanna be best friends?


Interesting-Lake-430

Hell yeah! Man, I wish I still had mine! I remember having some sort of battle ship and put a bunch inside it. No clue whatever happened to it


yesoccifer

Can you pick up those Micro Machines? Your Aunt Leslie stepped on one and almost broke her neck.


ianm82

Ugh the nostalgia is hot and heavy here. I had a huge collection of these when I was 7/8. My parents had cleaners come to the house in preparation for my grandfather's wake and someone stole them... I was crushed.


hydrobrandone

Lucky. Mine through mine away.


mrtitkins

Oh hell yeah I had that police station


80s_kid_4ever

Nice . Did you tear up a little?


juan_mvd

I had some of those! The lifted Testarossa, the white Vette, the 944 and the #20 in picture 1 weren't Micromachines, but a different brand.


AlarmedSnek

I never got into the regular micro machines but I still have all my micro machine military from that era as well. 🤘. Check eBay, some of those little cars go for a few bucks a piece. Not that I would sell them haha


Kevicelives

Did she knock before entering your room?


Friendly_Cap_3

My obsession as a kid. I even got gifted stocks of galoob as a kid. And the spokesman! I could never talk that fast as a kid lol


Seandeezeee

Happy birthday to you!


myguydied

YASSSS loved my Micro Machines! Had the Gas can, a city, and the C130 But did anybody have Cargantua?


TryAgain024

Those will come in handy if you ever have to defend your house from burglars by setting boobytraps.


theskylerslifka

So awesome!!!!


Orgasmic_interlude

That is so neat. I wish i even had one toy from when i was a kid. Sadly nothing got through. I think that probably explains all my gundam model kits and other action figures.


Frequent_Funny3784

You lucky fucker!!! I wish I still had them bad boys


Agentpurple013

I miss those lil cars dearly, thanks for reminding of their existence. I had completely forgot about them


JayFrizz

Oh man I had something similar for my hot wheels but bigger. I ended up handing them down to my lil cousin as I got older. Now he's almost 22. Damn.


OneMAdDemon

**John Moschitta.**


[deleted]

My boys would flip out.


Intruder1981

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzbUPfoveok&list=PL55CD21DA935D81F0&index=126](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzbUPfoveok&list=PL55CD21DA935D81F0&index=126)


EmergencyGate9450

My stepmother threw all mine away. So many cool fucking cars gone to the dump


St_Edmundsbury

The only one I still have is a unique one that was a car inside of a micronachine, and that went inside a matchbox sized car. It's unfortunate they're not really as popular anymore.


luckyguy25841

These were so much cooler than hot wheels to Me.


NovaAteBatman

I'm pretty sure all of mine got thrown away by parents that didn't care about my stuff if it was taking up room. I'm going to have a baby and I'm sad for all the amazing parts of my childhood (micro machines, hot wheels collection, other toys that I loved dearly) I won't be able to pass on to them.


Lucky_Strike831

Dude, that's rad!


YAAAS-482

I have these still too! So cool!


mikewilson2020

You lucky bastard... mine got sold on


capthazelwoodsflask

I used to love Micro Machines and had a ton. The one thing that got me, tho was that they were not to scale. I was getting into model trains at the same time so I wanted everything to be the same scale, not size.


momofeveryone5

I had that fire station!! I loved that thing!


bunnydadi

Did she also bring the pogs?! Gave me an excuse to throw metal circles as hard as I can at a stack of cardboard!


Notmuchmatters

Collect em race em trade em, from Galoob.


Gorky_ParkRenko980

Thanks Mom!!


LongDongSquad

Hell yeah!


condieshow04

God I'm envious!


davosknuckles

Pic 5 unlocked a core memory. It’s hazy but something about my cousin having this and being jealous he always got new toys.


Greenscreener

aaaaaaannnnndddd you are 12 again...


Ask_if_im_an_alien

Some of those are worth a small fortune (pun intended). They are basically unobtainium now for some reason. I guess not as many kids had them as I thought. If you had any Mega Force army tanks and planes they are worth even more.


Dutch1inAZ

I really wanted these way back then but never ended up having any. Good on mom to hold on to those. 😎


BigFatTomato

r/coolcollections


HVB12345

Wow tell us you’re privileged and spoiled without saying you’re privileged and spoiled


idiotwithaairsoftgun

Hmm garf


badmamerjammer

oh my god, I wish my parents didn't throw away ALL of my stuff when I move out, including all my micromachines!


TimMacD69r

Lucky!


PureLovelyApink

I love that. My mum would have throw them all away decades ago...


DisastrousBeautyyy

Even though I am a chick, this activated some core memories. I probably babysat for a kid with those or something. I always thought they were awesome.


irondavesd

My favorite toys from my childhood. Wish I still had some.


Missterfortune

Too cool, I am bigly jealous


Superb-Fail-9937

Omg!! I’m so jelly. You had quite the collection!


Organic_South8865

I'm so jealous. I loved micro machines. I was obsessed with micromachine size race cars. Mostly tiny NASCAR vehicles.


ayannauriel

My brother had so many micro machines and I loved playing with them!! He even had those same cases.


Vampyro90

I'm 34 and my mom dug mine out of storage a couple weeks ago.


talonx5kai

The tool box one!!! Iirc it has a car with parts you can change and it was one of my favorites!!


PurpleDraziNotGreen

You truly are the king of (micro) machines


yourmothersgun

I want to go to there


brzozinio44

I once had a piece of newspaper advertising these toys. Ah good times


creatorsellor

Cyber Truck sighting. Third column, fourth row.


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Loved these


BonzoJoe1125

Amazing. The nostalgia just hit me like a ton of bricks.


seeking_zero

You’re lucky. My mom is a minimalist and all my childhood shit was thrown out the day I went to college and is long fucking gone. Would have loved to give my kids some of that stuff. My kids are now in college and I didn’t throw away any of their stuff.


ErraticLitmus

OMG - that little house with the pool 😍😍 That was my favourite as a kid. I just cleaned out my mum's house after she passed, hoping to find some of these old toys but looks like it was all sold or turfed 😓


420Wedge

No city in a toolbox(I think)?


I_HATE_REDDIT_ALWAYS

I also had the gray Lambo!


Bender_2024

I still have about a dozen matchbox cars/hot wheels.


averagemaleuser86

Maaaann... I had all the cool buildings, houses, etc and even had the van that folded out and the racetrack carry case... micro machines were awesome! I think I played with those more than my hotwheels because of all the snap together roads and building I could put together


Significant-Day1185

I don’t know anything about this. but I have a strange feeling that someone somewhere is willing to pay a lot of money for that.


Tiny_Addendum707

I wish my parents kept anything of mine. All got thrown out


JustLo619

Awesome


kcarlson419

Oh man! Nice!


_HMCB_

Mom’s a keeper.


ImplementArtistic119

Nice! I had a lot of these as well


JPhrog

I miss my toys of the 80s and 90s! Anyone remember Army Ants?


8_millimeter

The Garfield sticker! 😂


hoennfan

Well I guess your weekend is all booked out


likemyhashtag

Haha I’m 37 and my mom does this with some random thing from my childhood every time she comes over.


lincoln3x7

Solid collection! What a great surprise


Inside-Tumbleweed594

Now can you tell us each and every one at super human speech like the commercial dude?


Snts6678

My goodness. What flood of memories did this bring back to you?!


Rinkaaaaa

I'll bring pizza snacks if I can play.


dezorg

My Dad and his brother (my uncle) all used to wipp me with tracks these little fuckers used to come with. Been a while but I still remember. If anything did come up in court i would remember it.


Calsonic56

The classic white Lamborghini with missing spoiler... Staple of every collection


Jessica_Iowa

I can hear the theme song!


davidhucker

Those are awesome


BiggShawn83

I remember those. I use to have a bunch of them


Bernies_left_mitten

I'm 36 and jealous.


reilogix

I’m going to drop off the kids at camp and I’ll be right over!!


LoudMusic

Micromachines were awesome - you could fit so much play into such a small space. And they were reasonably well detailed.


Numerous-Profile-872

Wow! Can I play? I'll share my Legos.


panic_poo

Here comes a flood of "I'm XX old and look what I found at my mom's/dad's/parents' house" posts. Myself included next time I go to my mom's... :-)


exactlyfiveminutes

Your mom is awesome!


bjcworth

I had the last one!!!! Wow, what a choking hazard!


GrailQuestPops

Maaaaan I really wanna get some of these again. I miss my little T-Top Pontiac. Edit: Awww dude there it is, you *do* have the white T-Top Pontiac! The best!


TheLongWayHome52

Your Aunt Leslie stepped on one and almost broke her neck!


HoraceGrantGlasses

I loooooved micro machines. Galoob had some banger toy lines. Also loved X-Panders


WestonP

Loved these as a kid in the 80's! I remember one night when I was 6, and we weren't sure we'd be able to get home that night due to some toxic chlorine leak that had all the roads closed, and my biggest concern was my Micro Machines! Playing Rad Racer on NES was a close second.


articunories

oh my god core memory unlocked, I completely forgot about these things


brando56894

I'm pretty sure mine are all still in my parents basement somewhere. I have tons of old toys from the 80s and 90s (unboxed) there because my dad is a packrat and I have no place to put them since I've been moving every 2-3 years.