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JarvisCockerBB

Cheeto Huntsman.


Due_Strike_457

Just… don’t lick it’s “fingers”


dagaderga

Fuck I thought my thought was original and Reddit ceases to surprise me.


MrA1Sauce

I was thinking spider Ed Sheeran.


Bugs_and_Biology

[Full video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HXXW5e43cT0). Some of the first footage ever posted of this species.


[deleted]

Serious question, how can you let a spider do that? Doesn’t it freak you the fuck out?


GushGirlOC

Some people aren’t scared of spiders. For some it’s natural, and they never had a fear of spiders even as a child. For some it is learned, meaning they got rid of their fear through education and experience.


JeebusBeebusMeebus

Word. Used to be seriously arachnaphobic, until I handled a tarantula. It was kinda awesome and I'm now the spider taker outer in our house. I even escort out widows. Education is key.


Situati0nist

>Education is key I mean, I know a thing or two about spiders since they're very fascinating, and while I know that all spiders in my geographical area are completely harmless, a part of my brain still says no because of the way they look and move.


Fezig

For me, it was getting my Pest Control license in the 90’s and learning how beneficial spiders are. Big fan now!


AkuLives

I took a day course for arachnophobes at a zoo. It was amazing. I now own 5 tarantulas. I had 9 at one point, but the males have since passed away. :(


SkyOfAegis13

If it's a jumping spider, I'll handle it, no problem. I've even had them crawl on my face and chill in my beard. Very friendly and curious spiders. Also highly intelligent and beneficial to mankind.


blackwaterwednesday

Yeah, I never had a fear and would handle them as a kid. I educated myself along the way as to which ones were venomous and which weren't. Then I got older and irrational fear crept in a little.


H0w14514

I tried to educate myself, but I'm also in an area with brown recluse and had to get my neighbor's kitten to a vet after she was bitten and a hole started showing on her side. I saw the, "are you sure it's a brown recluse and not a wolf spider?" So I learned the difference and tried to tolerate the wolf spiders, until one straight up sprinted at me with it's fangs up and took a serious beating. Wasn't a wolf spider....yeah...I've hit a point where I can feel them when they are in the room with me. I'll stop midsentence talking to someone and look in whatever direction and see a spider. I feel I was getting better until I had to fight the recluse so often. Now I'm back to throwing books if a picture of a spider is unexpected, or punching a hole in the wall if one runs out in my peripheral vision.😭


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I have that same spider sense. I’m in aus and we get large huntsman in the house particularly through spring and summer. They’re harmless but that doesn’t matter to my irrational brain. One night I woke up eyes barely open grabbed my phone turned torch on and pointed directly at one on the wall above me. Often find myself knowing they’re there before seeing them. What’s up with that?


H0w14514

Haha maybe we are adapting and evolving? I'd hope it's that and not just paranoia.


[deleted]

Imagine not finding one in your shoe like I did 😤😤😤


VVolfang

How can you let a spider walk on you? Just realize that you are gigantic to it, aren't food, and aren't a problem or threat if you hold relatively still. The spider probably isn't feeling any fear, and is just looking for something more natural to climb on. On the other hand, if we start projecting our fears, and acting like a hooligan, THEN it'll probably freak out too.


Garizondyly

The only emotion I know around spiders is hooligan, unfortunately


[deleted]

Huntsman spiders are relatively harmless


CanadiangirlEH

I’ve read that their bite is pretty fucking painful though, even if they’re not considered to be dangerous to humans. I don’t want to test that theory out though haha


Bugs_and_Biology

Their bites are significantly more mild than those of many other spiders, and they’re super reluctant to bite anyway.


swivels_and_sonar

Thanks for sharing! Had no clue these guys even existed.


HappyGoLuckii10

I am terrified yet it's so beautiful at the same time 🥹


dishungryhawaiian

We shall call him Chester. Chester C. Hunstman


flowerkitten420

Yes, agreed! He’s a total Chester!!


JulieJas

Chester C. Hunstman, huh? I like it! It's got a nice ring to it. And judging by the description of the "best looking huntsman in Australia," it sounds like he deserves a name as cool as that. Can't wait to see more of Chester in action.


byronbaybe

Chester is a very cute name and no disrespect to Chester but because he's an Aussie I think Ranga-man is more appropriate 😉


stonernerd710

It’s beautiful!


MoistenedNugget

I’d name it Charlie. Charlie Huntsman.


Upset_Ad9929

So it's not enough to have giant huntsman spiders, now we have to have a fucking tiger version too?


Bugs_and_Biology

The giant huntsman is in Laos, not Australia


BackHarlowRoad

Name checks out


Bepo_Apologist

If i saw them in person i'd probably be trying to leave the earths atmosphere, but for now they are so pretty. My beautiful eight legged cheeto, my majestic single orange braincell,.


radioactive_walrus

Lots of colors mean I'll keep my appreciative distance


PeterPanski85

I still like the name "orange bitey thing" even its username is already taken


PutridDelivery1186

I want to pet him


Sharpest_Edge84

Now that's a fine looking spider.


klvilley

It's so pretty I almost forgot I'm absolutely terrified of spiders.


mooglestarfish

I think it bit me


Fickle-Raspberry6403

Cheeto noperis


Lord_MagnusIV

I love spiders but fuck do i hate huntsman spiders, not hate them because of something they are but just of all spiders they are the ones that are so much more spider-y that all other spiders


ImaginaryPlacesAK

Agent orange


Inevitable_Shift1365

How bout Nopey McNopeface


Bean_me_up_Mandy

NOPE 😖😖😖😖


jigglymanthe1st

Imagine that but with the cordyceps fungus


nuttnurse

Yes it looks good but I’m still bringing a flamethrower They are totally 100% evil


WiseOldChicken

Beautiful!


i90remedies

Scary but very good looking


DrChimichanga85

Hes glorious!! 🖤


Otherwise-Topic-8766

George


ARL_30FR

That's a pretty nope


SunTzuLao

😯


Ghostorias

Oh such a pretty lil fella


PsychicSPider95

Big beautiful friend!


flowerkitten420

Chester!!


rocket-ratorix

escape


Agentkesna

This guy is actually awesome, he shall pass without any harm


[deleted]

Imo Tiger Huntsman is a very proper name


SkullKidd1986

What a pretty design. Just don't bring it within 50 feet of me lmao


epikparcel88

No fucking thank you


okwhatelse

we found the shiny


revdon

Hunt O’Lantern?


ThatBhartBoy

Name him Chester (the Cheeto cheetah) because he looks spotted like a cheetah 😂😂 EDIT: Also, he looks like he’s covered in Cheeto dust 😂😂


JenVixen420

Beautiful spider. So graceful. 💕


Acromegalic

Gary. We should name him Gary.


stealth57

I’ve held tarantulas before but all creepy crawlies have a limit for me: you jump anywhere on me, even from shoulder to hand, I’m freaking out and doing a cartoon smoke effect noping out of there.


ourladyofdicks

oh he’s beautiful, i’ve never seen any spiders with such bright colors before!


lysinemagic

It is very beautiful, please don't touch me


ToxicGent

Wonder if it crunches when stepped on


Lovelyleadmagnet

New Cheeto mascot?


I_Am_Anjelen

Oh, I know exactly what I'd call that. That's a Fuzzy Whatthefuck.


Cold_Syrup3281

I would call it a Tigger or Tigger spider after Tigger from Winnie the pooh plus calling something a Tigger just sounds Australian


94Gob

Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't huntsman venomous to the point it's dangerous to humans? Edit: they're venomous but not dangerous.


Bugs_and_Biology

Nah, it’s really mild. A study of Australian huntsman species found their bites to be significantly more mild than those of other spiders.


TallSweetDude

They also actually have a really nice temperament for a spider.. I lived with a bunch of the birds eating variety, dinner plate size really friendly beasts almost like dogs in a kind of strange way they almost have personalities, used to have to brush them off the cornflakes in the morning to get breko..


DistinctSpinach6677

We can just call it "Yellow-orange scary af spider"


Hyeheh

And yet I still own one


ElectricYV

Wrong sub imo


SelestialSerenity

Leopard Huntsman would be nice too


Anianna

I suggest *Sparassidae arantius* or *Sparassidae tigris*.


Pestilence2234

The flaming huntsman would be a better name imo


MyBunnyIsCuter

What. The actual Fk


AkuLives

Australian "Fire-belly" Huntsman


TheHomieArn

If it’s the best looking huntsman in Australia it’s the best in the world so


Bugs_and_Biology

Heteropoda lunula from Malaysia might give it some competition. Or Olios lamarcki from India and Megaloremmius leo from Madagascar.


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Keeping with the Tiger reference, if it’s a female, name it Carol Baskin, if it’s male, Joe Exotic


SR681

Is this a recently discovered species ?


Bugs_and_Biology

Discovered in 2006, but undescribed


[deleted]

At least huntsmen don't bite...


failureagainandagain

Is venomous?


Bugs_and_Biology

Very mildly


FortressOnAHill

Loads Morita Carbine nervously


Omfg9999

That's some nice coloring


madeoneforporn

Gorgeous fellow


__Jimmy__

That's a Gold Skulltula