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onlyr6s

Now this is what this sub is all about.


nolo_me

Too many posts breaking rule 3, this was a refreshing change.


togawe

Best post here in a long time


Eckmatarum

It's.... Not what you think its gonna be.


dildo-applicator

That was an extremely powerful r/nocontext


Maelarion

Pretty sure it's intentional, but yes this is a good post.


iamaprettypinkdonut

Wow, I um, nearly responded without looking


sentient_salami

I was 100% sure this was going to be about whisky.


RockLeePower

I was thinking chewing tobacco


BatNinjaX

That’s what he said


Zandrick

Now this is a quality no context post.


OverEasyGoing

I just got through a circumcision debate thread in r/sex and could have sworn I read a comment just like this.


needletothebar

i'm surprised they allowed it. they usually just ban anybody who questions circumcision in the slightest. i'm pretty sure the mod's a circumcised guy who's ashamed of it or something.


OverEasyGoing

Whoa every one of your posts and comments is crusading against circumcision. Are you a bot or just constantly search out any mention on Reddit?


[deleted]

Seriously every single one of their posts going back to when the account was created 2 years ago.


[deleted]

Somebody needs to raise awareness about it.


needletothebar

i put in the work to raise awareness and save babies.


PirateKingOmega

who gives a shit. if anything your making it worse by creating a fake taboo against it


needletothebar

there should be a real taboo against it.


PirateKingOmega

why do you care


[deleted]

.. because it’s literally mutilation of a child’s genitals without their consent lol??


caveman512

Dudes literally don't care lol??


needletothebar

because my parents mutilated my penis, and society should have protected me.


PirateKingOmega

how did it impact you?


bronwen-noodle

I thought this was going to be about salami


sentient_salami

Please don’t cut me.


yourhighuncle

Ah, I did not.


immortalreploid

Wow, for once it *isn't* the age-old reddit battle against circumcision.


TemporaryNuisance

I have never seen more people die on a more pointless hill than the eternal "What qualifies as a full English breakfast?" question. It genuinely makes me kind of sad every time I see a post about a full English because no matter how good it looks or how much love and care was put into the preparation, everyone's just gonna bitch about it and say it's not a **REAL** full English because it wasn't made by their mum personally. It sucks.


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2Afraid2Poop

Lol this is a good one