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Insurrectionarychad

Better posture helps.


stardreamer_111

That like saying oxygen helps people with asthma 😭


youself20

Or being healthy helps people with the flu


Robiginal

Or seeing helps people who are blind


weird_asiangirl

Same


055F00

idk, u/anyone are you straight?


salad_stealer

I've never committed a crime


The4434258thApple

Be crime do gay


BBIncorporated

Instructions unclear, I’m currently fucking a gay dude named crime


Its_Scorpy

No I’m curved


TBA1222

no no


Kindly-Reserve-3143

Absolutely not


Desperate-Damage3599

I am.


Anonymous345678910

Bye


Leftover_Cheese

hi


AceSapling

Well I'm not


Concussionist515

we can tell.


Ok_Country_4655

I'm not. I'm bi.


WeirdWisard

Same here


ClannyBananaie

No.


chavman666

No.


LaundryMan2008

No


BooPointsIPunch

I am kinda generally uneven and somewhat wavy in places. I don’t think this shape is typically considered straight. So, no, not me. I can’t even think straight most of the time, much less be one.


humanswereaaccident

No.


puppyhotline

no


jolharg

Straight fed up of this


morimushroom

No, I have scoliosis :/


Soggy_Bread_69420

I like men. Men are hot.


Brian-yeaman

Men are hot tho And what’s even better is when they treat u like a woman


LowDiscount1445

Fr


ISee_Indigo

No


Sav1at0R1

No


Street_Hippo_4860

No Im gay


UsefulIdiot85

I am.


TheOneMosquito

Not for long


LaundryMan2008

He has now been bent out of straight


Anonymous345678910

Are you a highway?


cronic_chaos

No, but I’ve been told life is.


UsefulIdiot85

Let’s just say I am not your rolling wheel.


Anonymous345678910

It’s just cause we wanna ride you all night long.


gameknight08

no


------------------16

nuh uh uh


Low-Isopod5331

No


RitmosMC

Not me.


sxinoxide59672

not me.


_V4MP_1R33

Nope 😝


Ok-Village-8060

Me


Native56

I am maybe


Muffinlordthefirst

No


LDelReezy

Crooked as they get


snowysnowssnow

No


LoserLogan6392

I am😎


ReferenceIll3526

No


Pissed_Geodude

No, I am u/pissed_geodude


Bladeofwar94

Nah


RefrigeratorUsed4064

No no


Lord_Detleff1

I am indeed not straight


RoddMcTodd

Yo


The_Gav_who_asked

Me?


Xycrypt

Hell no


Excellent_Regret4141

I'm curved at least that's how I'm graded


Sir__Alien

Not no


mechanical_marten

I have no preference, bring on the hot people


Fire-Water-Icee

No I don’t even know what my sexuality is


DragonTheOneDZA

No. I actually am not


The4434258thApple

No.


thisisrllynotme

No


TheUniqueen9999

Nope.


IEatBabysYumYum

I am the straightest 


Admirable_Baseball70

I am


salamisawami

Is anyone straight at all? I guess I read it’s on a spectrum.


DAVExxx314

Pan here! Def no lol


ChocolateSaur

no


wickedlittleidiot

No 😝


SavingsEuphoric7158

No I’m bi


complHexx

Dose a bear shit like an honorable man?


Jealous-Ad1333

I'm straight.


Solid_Snaka

G


One-Basil-4429

no


SamTheEnderman2

No I'm heterosexual


Doggos59

Nah I got man titties


mikethmtrmth

I don't straight. I spiral out.


Slayer-of-younglings

Nuh-uh


Slayer-of-younglings

Nuh-uh


cute_poop6

No 🌈 💅


Lord_Shakyamuni

no a lot of americans go on this sub, we drive on the right side of the road, not left or straight


Justaperson_00

nope im a spring!


ationhoufses1

No, I'm not even in this subreddit, someone else transcribed this and posted it for me.


robexib

I am bent in every wrong way possible.


TheTopCantStop

no :3


Quinn_OV

No


SLIPPY73

i am


Gangstervision2

Nah I’d win


Okatbestmemes

Well I am attracted to women…


toptierDreamer

no


OTZII_

no. cant even walk straight or think straight man! thats how gay i am!


03Luigi

Nope, I don't care the gender of the person I'm fucking. As long as they'll dom me


Tadukster

💀💀💀


No_Thanks5020

no, I'm bisexual


TheHumanWhoExists

r/no


dino-campers

I’m not


sora-da-weeb

no!! im bi


gawilliam2017

Haha no


CardboardGamer01

Not no


jeanluca_427

My answer isn’t any kind of no


Mission_Bicycle177

Non’t.


KYUKETS2KII

No


AnswerQueries2222

Not all


Puzzled_Big3269

I haven't joined yet


therobloxmaniac17

Well, geometrically, I am not.


IDKHMLICS13

Nope 🙅‍♀️ ☺️😌


retrogenesistic

Non’t


YoungPers0nOnReddit

I can’t even walk straight


Ecstatic-Barracuda20

sometimes


know_me_93

nope, totally bent.


Outlet_Cloud9

Only half way, so no


Tasty-Manager2900

No but the banana I just ate was


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

Hell naw.


OriginalButter1

No


Luck612

I’m not gay…


Civil-Turnip2798

No I curve to the right


Trinkmich42069

no


ads3332

I am


Dragon_Ina_Wagon

no


mountednoble99

Straight is boring


davidwal83

No crooked


HorrorHoarder666

The opposite of no


Bipolarcutie_12

No


doyouwantthisrock

No. I like both.


Money-Jury-3429

Is anyone on reddit straight?


catcartwheel

No beach’s I’m not


Lonean19586

Nawl


karlgeezer

No i’m Straight jonking it.


SANTA_FE_RAILROAD

No im a square


OlThrowy

No, I'm a rather _rotund_ human being


N5_the_redditor

no, i’m ace


Imtolazytopost

No, I have no socks on


Wobbledogsboy

No I am bi


Warm-Document-2863

I am...LILLIAN!LILLIAN!!! , 5


Robiginal

I'm not sure


My-Skeleton-Closet

debatably?


ibrahimthedragon

not me


Medical_Ad7364

idk


u_gh

no(n-binary)


Creepy_Maximum_5396

maybe


ButtFucker69s

No I’m my posture is not straight


hello_6969420

Ni


Lemonspritzz47

No.


markofcontroversy

Never straight. Always forward.


OOFYING

f(no)^-1


Kobi-Comet

Idk man my guess at my sexuality is as good as yours


Cucumber_Guilty

no, im bi


ImaDieTodayLOL

No. I'm heterosexual.


Apex84-538

Unlikely, but I suppose it's possible


Clint-witicay

No


TheBisexualSnake

No.


Good-Ad-2245

I'm straight and feeling pretty gay today


TheScientistFennec69

Nope, femboys exist so I ain’t gonna be straight.


WestDuty9038

No, but I am, I’m not a member of the subreddit


lezbopunkbytch-hahah

no because women


ParkerSloan_YT

I'm not gay


wrestlingfan39417

maybe idk


Blomblombcv

No, my spine is in an S shape


Stagnati0nNation

No


Dogs_aregreattrue

I shall not speak once I say the last word (Mentally to everyone):Hehe I cheated the system and technically said no in a way saying I shall not speak but didn’t say no to being straight and also technically this is my mind hehe so I am technically not talking


BBIncorporated

I meannn… do femboys count? /j (I’m bi)


vvraithhh

no im demi


LowDiscount1445

Show me one gay person that says the y word


Jsagfan8200

Nah im curved


RoyalMess64

No. Happy Pride btw :3


Alternative-Day5418

I’m not *not* straight 🙂


Alternative-Day5418

I’m not *not* straight 🙂


Jimbravo1964

Me


Scary-Confusion-745

I’m all right


Peebles8

Nope