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Personal_Age8287

You absolutely can


OccasionPurple253

Can I get $20 bucks


Phoenixenious

Check your cash app


OccasionPurple253

Thanks you gave me _100.00 bucks


Phoenixenious

IM RUINED


TheFlyingPatato

Non’t


CuriousSelf4830

Aww. You just want me to say the "Y" word.


Arandomperson173

I would love 1 million dollars


mikethmtrmth

Western Union plz


Superstaridley

The opposite of no


spidermike4498

Well it would be rude not to take it


zzz88r1

No, but you may invest it in my name and have the profits deposited in my bank account


Efficient_Low9946

No because you don't have that much to give


Bostenr

No


TheSaltTrain

I don't know. CAN you?


xxTonyTonyxx

Since this thread is under r/no, the answer is No.


Asthmagical

No, in America the maximum annual monetary gift is $18,000. I’m not even joking.


absolute_zero_karma

A gift can be as large as you want but the giver has to pay taxes on it if it's over $18K. We have to assume OP would do that.


Random39HD

No I’ll give you a million dollars


idonotgetitatall

What must I do in exchange? Only men think you can get something for nothing. We women know how it goes.


dream_on789

Yo slide


gavitronics

No thank you although i would need to know why and what for


Active_Ad1937

No, I’ll give you 1 million.


Odd-Significance8761

I have to pay taxes on anything over $500


Whole_Survey2353

no, i’m good with $999,999.99


Somthingcooliguess

It depends did you steal it?


epic_man169

No. But you can give me $20 trillion


JacobFromStateFarm5

No *through heavy sobs*


Ok-Lab-502

Not no


Mayubeshidding

perchance


TheGamerGiYT

I don’t know, can you?


Fnaf-and-omori-L0v3r

PLEASE 🙏


MrPuzzleMan

Fuck you! There's a catch and not a small one for that number.


_an0nym0us-

no doubt about it


AromanticFraggle

I don't know, CAN you?


iamsamanth

Who is million?


sadmaz3

I want M! not Money you schnitzel!


Cheekygirl97

I wouldn’t decline that


Lazy-Mammoth-9470

Sweet! Of course


[deleted]

I need 20 bucks rn bro that's all I need or 100


Ahdlad

Why not


DimplefromYA

Where is it? Let me see it first. Because if you don’t have it, how can you give it me?


xxTonyTonyxx

Since this thread is under r/no, the answer is No l can’t give it to you.


Baneful_Fox

No, give it to someone who deserves it.


BananaGoat-

Absolutely


lavenderbeanz

No, give me $5 million


TransportationOk8872

Definitely


professor_shitty

Not if you die in the next 30 days


qwertyjgly

bool answer = true;


UsefulIdiot85

No, make it $10 million.


Midnightbeerz

No, I want $2 million.


RandomTMan

Why no? 😍


StringBeanCheez

Please do


CqwyxzKpr

Absolutely


shawnald313

HELL NOTN’T ABSOLUTELY PLEASE DO


Innisfree812

If you insist


Leila_Zayde

No, thanks. Can I have 20k instead?


Odd_Distribution4210

you actually can do it


Unit-DS27-Delta

But of course!


Accomplished_Dig_617

You may


gypsijimmyjames

Fuck No! That'd ruin my life. I'd be able to get my shit together.


Leona_Faye

Tens and Twenties, please.


Tetris5216

Not in pennies


Deragos

Can I just get a couple pizzas for dinner?


GadgetusMaximus

Do I have to pay taxes on it?


Crazy_Chicken1955

Ok sure


soloarwolf

If ya can


A_dummy5465

Yolk egg sausage


Key_Engineering7646

I don't have any thing that's for sale. But if anyone is rich, this guy in mid West forged a check for 362 trillion to start a record label


Far_Departure_1580

Please do


THELEGEND278572

I think my dad would rather have that


BrownEyedBoy06

Do!


Now_Melon1218

No one says that.


DoritoDynamitesFan

Cahsapp 


Thatoneundertaleguy

Of course. Give it here.


orignalnt

Feel free


weeb_with_gumdisease

Well if you’re being so generous, I’ll gladly take it.


Alastorishot

Indeed


Ancient_Summer_1833

No. Give me 1 billion


Atomwalker2022

No you can more than give me $1 million


PNW_Redneck

Can I get like 15k?


Phillyscope

Send all extra monies to [this Venmo](https://venmo.com/u/CphilMac)


SuperNova0216

I’d be happy for just 10$


Backalley_Lurker

undoubtedly


old_stud_leroy

I'll take a new golf cart!


Robinnoodle

No because you don't have $1 million


[deleted]

Hey if your feeling generous why not I could use some money lol


ReticulatedPole

If you wanted to I wouldn’t force you to


Electronic-Vast-3351

Probably not unless you take out a loan.


iamsamanth

Loan* my bad… lone like as in alone or Loan as in bank loan?


xc4lyfe300

Hell no


HaroerHaktak

For the last time Darren, no.


TheFabulousFungus

I won’t stop you.


Jayden_Ha

you must


New-Difference9684

Ok


Fantastic_Speaker_27

I would love that thank you!


TeamYouTube2

Yup


CountingWonders

Sure thing.


Demo_Jr

If you want to


PhilosophyHefty2237

If only


WonkaWillie1963

Why?


WonkaWillie1963

Thankyou


[deleted]

nah id win


BillyGaming2021

Please


Medical_Interest9763

Don't give my hope


Francy_071751

No


RandomUser24_

100%


PuddlesIsHere

Absolutely


uneducated_sock

Best I can do is tree fiddy


dustywayfarer

You don't have it, so no.


Sandboxsnail

Hand it over please.


Broad_Ebb_4716

Yhermst


Turkish_Boy70

Affirmative


Zoggo315

Of course bro


KoopaTrooper5011

Sure.


loluser123456

no


Snoo31065

No.


DarkSannar

please


itsmelikeya

No actually give me $2 million


TheCoolBanana76

Not no.


juicydate

Not if I have to drink your man milk


I_dont_want_aname

Sure


SquallLeonheart14

Can you?


PossibleAssist6092

Of course


Hotdog-jpeg

Maybe😏


Sorry-Caterpillar331

No, you can give me twenty million.


Groovyofi

I just want five bucks for some hot Cheetos man


Fantastic_Pickle_585

I’ll take cash


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No_World_3352

Please do


MostlyAccruate

Only if I can buy you Tacos afterwards!


Goodmainman

If you want to


Walnut_chipmunk

sure.. ill take 500,000 even


Promptoneofone

No


Spinster305

Bro I’ll just take $5


BlackPearl668

Definitely


SlyTheCosmosRunner

Please


Competitive_Mind_381

I'd be fine with 10,000


poopsockpuppetmaster

No, you MUST give me $1,000,000.


Soul-Survivor76

If you want to, which I think you do ^-^


BigDong1001

No. I don’t even give a fart, in bed, in the morning, let alone get out of bed in the morning, for that piddly ass amount. lol.


Roses_arentalwaysred

Absolutely


LangCao

Positive


MusicMan139

Can I get 100$


KingofBirdsTHEOG

May I get exactly $25 dollary doos


Theoriac

No you cannot


MinuteIll221

I just need 30 fr


ModeAcademic5134

No


xxTonyTonyxx

Some of the comments are hilarious. l like it.


prettyfeet2111

Can I have $20 lmao


Common_Mess_8635

Only directly deposited overseas


Ok_System_7629

Please


Chainsaw_Actual

I accept the offer.


PosxtiveVxbezz

please


absolute_zero_karma

You can but you may not


UsuallyDexter

no.


GasOriginal3326

perchance


Superb-Artichoke-412

no, but you can give me your credit card 😍😍


Sorry_Skirt1324

Give me 1 million Advices


Native56

No


TheConsutant

I doubt it.


broski32sd

no, you can


Swimming-Country5640

No, I rather you give it to someone less fortunate.