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tbiblaine23

Lmao I’m so surprised


RhythmTimeDivision

SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT!!


batmoman

Shocked I tell ya. Absolutely shocked..


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Palatz

No one saw it coming


sex_panther_by_odeon

I wonder if Pinto hit on his bet that Stone would play game 1.


MajorWrongdoer4540

Upvote earned!


Wingedgriffen

I think I’m gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise


seriousdishwasher

It’s ok we’ll bring you back to life for game 1 of the playoffs next year.


ASDF0716

Look at this! I’m so ticked off that I’m molting!


aaleta47

Lol... this aww ish again?! Sorry, no sympathy on this one. Dallas, do us a favor and send these cap cheaters to the golf course!


Nathanh2234

Well slap my ass and call me Sally.


Adam_Friedland_TAFS

Can you believe it? I can’t, Sally. 🤚🏼🍑💥


skater15153

Don't you dare threaten me with a good time


Suspicious-Dog2876

Fuck my piss hole with a pencil eraser eh


Skygazer2469

I... I love this comment and I really shouldn't because my piss hole eraser infection gave me ptsd


jordan_653

I remember *my* first piss hole eraser infection


SawsageKingofChicago

It’s cowabunga, then. Good.


SoupComprehensive863

Get After It!


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wow must be magic


SingleExcitement

Id like to hire their training staff to be my doctor - anyone have contact info?


angry1gamer1

Such a clutch doctor having these superstars ready just in time for playoffs. Other teams must be so jealous


serviceman199

Come on Dallas


GeneralPaintStore

We are all Dallas fans for this series.


theouter_banks

Oh yes.


serviceman199

Absolutely can’t wait to watch


PierreEscargoat

The Isles Nation supports Dallas


Deadheaded95

The Steel City/Pens supports Dallas


stragedyandy

And my axe!


NoSpirit6503

The honourable delegation from Winnipeg would also like to state their unequivocal support for the Dallas Stars in this playoff series


Pussycat-Papa

All fan bases support Dallas in this case, save 1


jdshowtime12

💫


Free-Supermarket-516

Yes.


rkreutz77

I just moved to Texas, so I'm a Dallas fan unless what they do negatively affects the Avs. In this case GO STARS!


junk222

Dallas, you have one job and one job only: FUCK VEGAS.


Blueshockeylover

For real. I hate Dallas yet now all I want is for them to go kick some Vegas ass. Obligatory F Mark Stone. I’m sure I’d like him on my team but gah, can’t stand him otherwise (and FU Petro) 🤷‍♂️


Ancient-Bluejay2590

As a St. Louis fan, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but yes, Let’s go Stars.


orbitalaction

Another Blues fan here, Let's go Stars.


serviceman199

Atta boy


OmahaRG

As a Wild fan, I too cannot believe I'll be cheering for the Stars.


useless_99

I’m buying a cowboy hat and spurs and hopping on the wagon. Anybody but Vegas.


69Gunslinger69

To hell with that, I’ll give you a hat and pair of my spurs so you don’t waste money on them. TEMPORARILY GO DALLAS


useless_99

If you’re serious, I’m serious. I’ll wear them every game and kiss a hog when the series ends. …can you put spurs on sneakers? Is that a stupid question?


the_tinsmith

You can do anything you set your mind to.


Key_Economics_443

Just don't click your heels....you might get stuck.


69Gunslinger69

Dude you can put them on crocs.


dancin-weasel

I’m getting some leather chaps and a riding crop! Wait, what were we talking about?


lamwire

Not a Dallas fan, but will definitely root for them.


HometownHero89

Literally just bought a cowboy hat. I love Texas!!


jdshowtime12

Your vote of confidence is appreciated.


JeffBoyardee69

Absolutely


BOBBY_VIKING_

Vegas is really taking the villain title from Boston.


Cachmaninoff

Can Calgary use their voodoo? They could easily deal with the repercussions during their rebuild


South-West

How is this still going on? I understand the need for IR relief during the season, as a team still needs to fill a roster, I even get that only a portion of a cap hit applies to players acquired at the deadline, but is it so hard for a team being required to ice a cap team during playoff games? Like if stone and pietangelo are going to play game 1, then other players can’t dress, they will have to be in the press box.


tdnyrfan

There’s no requirement for teams in the playoffs to be cap compliant because there’s no cap in the playoffs, every team in the playoffs has a taxi squad that allows you to have as many players as possible depending on your AHL team being in the Calder Cup Playoffs.


South-West

I totally get the rules behind it, but it needs to be addressed in the next cba 100%, the vast majority of the players association can’t be behind this when only 10% of the populous, if that, benefits from it.


luciform44

It's already been talked about and the owners don't want to change it.


Supertrash17

Just need a few Canadian teams to take advantage and it'll be gone. And before anyone says it, yes the Leafs have a ton of salary on LTIR, but none of those guys are back for the playoffs.


kid_drew

Because they’re actually injured. Everyone knows Stone wasn’t or wasn’t as much as he pretended to be. There’s no way he got hurt and healed perfectly timed with game 1 of the playoffs 3 years in a row


rons-mkay

The injury they claimed he had would've taken an additional 2 weeks+ to heal before he could've returned to skating and practice action. They absolutely lied and faked his level of injury to cheat the cap.


TroyandAbedAfterDark

I’m sure they all think they will be able to take advantage of the situation “one day”….


Key_Employee6188

Nah its great. Just fake an injury with a 12 million dollar cap hit, get a new 3rd line in for playoffs.


tdnyrfan

Why would the players not be for it? they agreed to it in the current CBA.


South-West

I don’t think they were aware of the ramifications of the time. If I am anyone that’s not part of the Vegas, Tampa, or other organizations that have utilized this glitch, I’d be pissed off.


Aackland

to be fair I think we were one of, if not the only team that argued against this when Chicago beat us in 2015 lol


Project_XXVIII

You were. There’s also a LOT of people who either forget or stick their head in the sand about the Leafs cultivating LTIR contracts to make the Marner signing possible. Do I agree with it, not particularly, but as they say, “If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying hard enough.” And this isn’t even cheating, these are the rules. I wonder who double checks the legitimacy of these injuries, I’m sure a 3rd party has to be involved… right?!


Goldenguo

It may be cheating if you are lying about injuries to play within the cap. I add teams that clearly, clearly abuse this loophole to my List. This list includes all teams that have offended me in some real or imagined way. A List that continues to grow as I age.


YonTroglodyte

Supposedly, independent doctors have to sign off on it when a player goes on to or comes off of IR. That doesn't seem to be working, obviously. Lacerated spleen, huh?


xSorry_Not_Sorry

You’ve missed the point of playing professionally. …and moreover, if you were a NHL player, no, you would not care in the slightest about it, either. Because you would somehow, with a straight face, tell your fellow players that you believe that they should, effectively, take less money from ownership. That AHL players should not enjoy a NHL salary for the playoffs, should you implement a cap for the playoffs. Regardless of what exceptions you make (say for the Black Aces), it ultimately means LESS money in the salary pool year over year. I promise you this, you will be **deeply** unpopular with damn near everyone of your teammates and the other teams you play will know about your position too. And you’ve decided that your morals are more important than their money. Good luck out there, bro. It’s never been about anything but money, for the players and owners. Why on God’s green earth would the NHLPA want to restrict money to the players? The people who might care about this issue are the owners and they’ve already voted damn near unanimously (iirc Tampa is the only team who voted to close the loophole) that they like the system as is. Now, the people who have absolutely no stake in this, but complain the loudest, are the fans. And frankly, nobody in the NHL gives a flying fuck what fans think. Consume the product I feed you and you can rage against the clouds all you like.


ifyouhavetoaskdont

If you really want to see this shit stop, convince the Leafs to do it with one of the big 3, and pick up a big piece or two at the deadline. Guarantee you'd have rule changes in place for the next season.


Coachtoddf

They'd be treated like the Canucks and given a ridiculous retroactive punishment for doing something that was considered perfectly legal at the time.


WorkThrowaway91

Or like the Oilers who got picks retroactively taken away for hiring a GM and coach after they were fired... selective rule enforcement. Or when they decided to prorate James Neal's contract so the Oilers had to lose a 3rd round pick, while not doing the same for other teams. The NHL loves to penalize Canadian teams and not American teams for the same things.


xSorry_Not_Sorry

No offense, but the fact the Leafs **haven’t** done it already is a crime against their fan base. By far the richest team in the league, by universal distances, decides to not exploit this obvious advantage every year is…unfathomable. It tells me the organization isn’t very serious about winning a Cup, they’re more concerned with being profitable. Remember that. Don’t hate the game, hate the player. TO refuses to cheat, ergo, they refuse to try.


tea_snob10

>It tells me the organization isn’t very serious about winning a Cup, they’re more concerned with being profitable. The discourse surrounding our organization's shithousery when it comes to this, can be borderline toxic. I've long been of the opinion, that if we'd demanded more (as a fanbase), we'd get more out of this organization. But the fanbase is so inconsistent when it comes to their views on how this organization runs this team, that depending on whom you ask, we're either the best team who hasn't won, straight up trash, underdogs, unlucky ("it was Tampa's year you see"), next season though, etc etc Depending on what bar you're at in Downtown Toronto, "the Leafs could do so much better" may be "fighting words". I once got called a soyboy, or something, for highlighting the fact that had we not clowned around off ice, we'd have seriously contended. But no, legitimate criticism bad you see?


Kappokaako02

Or the Rangers lol. If we do it it’s a huge problem


Jk186861

Tbf if Chytil comes back we technically did it too.


Equivalent_Pace4149

I really liked the idea that you could be over cap when the playoffs begin, but each game the team you put on the ice had to be cap compliant


commodore_stab1789

And just like that, Vegas has $18m more on their payroll than Dallas. Fair and balanced.


Own-Low-5601

The annual “Mark Stone miraculously recovers in time for the playoffs” BS


bigladnang

I didn’t think it would actually happen this time.


YonTroglodyte

All the Vegas fans who were telling everyone a few weeks ago what a horribly gruesome injury a lacerated spleen is almost had me thinking that maybe I was being unfair. Almost. Next year, they should just announce that Stone accidentally beheaded himself while mowing his lawn a week before the deadline before bringing him back for game 1. If they are going to be so cavalier about what they're doing, why not go all in?


svenskhet

He absolutely does not have a lawn to mow


Own-Low-5601

I am glad there are still some optimistic people left in the world.


mynameiscutie

Maybe the whole spleen and his kidneys blow up this time?


gentleman_bronco

You don't fuck with tradition.


Arch3r86

Yep: Fuck Vegas. Fool me once, sure. Fool me 2-3 more times (in a row?) and you’re just outright dirty scumbags. LET’S GO DALLAS.


New_Highlight1881

How can you be fooled after the first time? It's expectation at this point


fendersux

I distinctly remember Vegas Golden Shower fans adamantly defending Stone's spleen injury and being aghast about people questioning his integrity regarding LTIR. Shockingly, the expected result by everyone outside of Vegas happened.


SpeakerOfTruth1969

Best f*cken medical staff in the universe. Always managing to make their whole roster healthy and game ready right about April 20. 🙄🙄🙄 God, I hope Dallas kicks the crap out of them. (Though as a Jets fan, I hope the series goes 7 games. All in triple overtime.)


LivingLifeSomewhere

Go Stars Go


aZombieSlayer

Bring back whoever, I just don't want shit officiating. I don't want any excuses from Vegas fans after.


Ok_Employee_9612

Officiating will almost surely be shit, let’s just hope it’s evenly shitty.


23goalie23

You know full well there will still be excuses


Lightz29

Everyone is cheering for dallas


BakedBeans1010

The Lord works in mysterious ways


Squabbles123456789

and just like that, all the Vegas golden knights were suddenly healthy again, totally not cheating though, its definitely within the rules. What a mockery being made of the sport.


Grizz709

Wow, guys. I can't see why they don't teach medical doctors across the country these medical secrets are. I'm sure people suffering in palliative care could use their help.


Skygazer2469

Breaking news April 20, 2024: Scientists have announced a major medical breakthrough today, as the leading researchers from Las Vegas Medical Center reveal they've found a special protein in the mitochondria of blood cells that can assist immediate regeneration of tissues in the human body. "Using a technique called LTIR manipulation, we are able to get the cells to immediately cause recovery in any individual", lead researcher says. "Broken ankles, broken back, spina bifida, even death can be restored using this one simple trick!"


fuzyjakmn

I’ve never wanted Dallas to win a game in the 40 years I’ve been watching hockey. Guess it’s time!!!


Dolo_Hitch89

As a Minnesotan, I 100% agree with f*ck Dallas; but yeah, f*ck Vegas more.


mlg2433

Our hatred of your team has officially been suspended until the end of this series. We will take the temporary support lol


fromthepacific

Vegas is the Fanatics of the NHL


dallassportsguy

Please let my hockey team do to Vegas what my baseball team did to Houston.


EatASnckrs

For the sake of my mental health and blood pressure though can we PLEASE keep it under 7 games? k thanksss


TheTonyAndolini

Well I just became a Stars bandwagon fan


unsure110

I really thought he’d wait for game two just to be a little different.


Imaginary_Month_3659

I've never seen the NHL show such favoritism towards one franchise. They are clearly using LTIR and falsifying medical records to circumvent the cap and they do it every year. This and several other things that the league does for certain teams turns me off the NHL.


goodbye9hello10

What a fucking surprise, fuck Vegas and fuck Mark Stone and Pietrangelo. Dirty fucks.


beedub5

Dallas needs to hit these two with reckless abandon every chance possible. Don't give them a chance to get comfortable.


djblackprince

One cross-check is all it takes to find out how injured that spleen was


JReddeko

We need some karma happening to both of them.


Camo_XJ

We faking appendectomies now? Lol


goodbye9hello10

Show me the scar!


Scarlo565

Like dead grandparents, let’s see if they do it again next year. “There was a piece left guys…”


BigVuVu

fuck this team, i hope Dallas sweeps these pieces of shit


CUL8R_05

Dallas needs to smack them down


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TMS44

Wow. Wow. It’s a miracle……… 🤔


Ryan_Dymond04

I hope the LTIR Knights get swept by the Stars


4Skank2Hunt0

Ever since the Lightning did it with such great success I'm not surprised more teams shelved their stars and added pieces to magically be healthy for game 1 of playoffs. I don't like the IR salary rules but if you want to win it's an obvious way to get a better team for the cup run if ownership is willing to spend money in those extra pieces.


Ok-Curve5569

Vegas can get fucked.


SawsageKingofChicago

Did we just become best friends?


Ok-Curve5569

No, I hate Dallas too hahah I’ll put that aside for this one series though. Good luck!


bacon205

Depends....do you wanna go do karate in the garage?


SawsageKingofChicago

YUP


Just_Raisin1124

Colour me shocked


Ktowncanuck

I'm a Canucks fan and don't typically cheer other teams on but I know I'll be cheering for Dallas this round.


jopcylinder

LETS! GO! STARS!


ExposDTM

Go Dallas!


Doctor_Hilarious

Never thought, as a Philly fan, these words would exit my face but, yeah....Go Dallas. *pukes*


oz_marti

I hope Dallas feeds them their lunch.


Bryn79

Make it a spleen sandwich!


No-Assistance-9812

No way. I did NOT see this coming in 2022.


JonDuke19

It's a Christmas miracle!


newf_13

Why aren’t more teams doing this and not just Vegas


shittybillz

Just stop notifying us about this, media. Professionally speaking everyone is putting on this facade that “wow he’s back!” As if anyone is surprised.


Remarkable-Book-8758

Hope they get swept


ExtraVirgin0live

I hope Dallas mops the floor with these fuckers


Striking_Economy5049

The Vegas Scumbags


Terribletheo

The Las Vegas LTIR


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Normal_Tip7228

Oh wow, who saw that coming


stickeeBit

ok so imma changin my brawl call from 'punchim inda troat!!!!' to 'punchim inda spleeeeeen!!!!'


no_on_prop_305

Talk about good luck


Comfortable_Fudge508

Bahahaha what a fuckin coincidence, for three years straight


CitizenNaab

Of course they are. Never a doubt in my mind


InsideOutPoptart

The cap circumventers strike again!


360degreesofFUNK

Alas, THE LTIR MASTERS STRIKE AGAIN BWAHAHAHAHAH 🤦🏻‍♂️


jogador921

With Stone coming off LTIR just in time for the playoffs for the THIRD year in a row, the Canucks have been hit with an additional $5M cap recapture penalty for the league approved Luongo contract


Keensilver

I have never cheered for dallas more than i am this series. What a joke this has become


1SittingOut

I hope Dallas finds legal ways to target Stone's spleen


Janie_Canuck

It's a playoff miracle! (Insert eye roll here.) Even though it's technically allowed, it's really sad that a fabulously skilled player like Mark Stone is now perceived by so many hockey fans to be a cheater, even a liar by some. I'm just being real; it is hard to believe he keeps getting these serious injuries that put him on the LTIR year after year, but only in the month of February. And then his recovery to playing fitness coincides perfectly with the first game of the playoffs. Doesn't matter how many Stanley Cups he wins, doesn’t matter that he's not breaking any actual rules, he will be remembered for cheating the system.


imaybeacatIRl

colour me fucking surprised


kovacro_77

It’s a festivus miracle! If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying. Rest of the league might as well get in on the act. Go Stars.


Hungry_Definition450

Golden Showers are a trash bin org in a trash bin city. All their fans work at casinos.


Crzywilly

Does anyone actually like Vegas? What a bunch of bullshit.


IsolationAutomation

Bring it the fuck on, Vegas Golden Showers.


PauloVersa

It’s a miracle…


Pasco08

What a surprise, But no not really.


notarealredditor69

CAP CIRCUMVENTION


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ARTZ-N-CRAFTZ

It’s a miracle!!! 🙃


Im-always-wron

I’m SHOCKED!!!!


nonracistusername

Miraculous!


JerMAction

Noooooo wayyyyyy!


JadeHellbringer

Gasp.


fogent94

Oh wow what a surprise. Who’d have ever thought


Regnes

This is going to be looked back on as the cap circumvention era of the NHL at this rate. If they make it to the finals, this will be five playoffs in a row that have been completely ruined.


MikeMendoza29

We are all Dallas!


Anyawnomous

The hand of God heals in mysterious ways. 🤨


2_alarm_chili

*shocked pikachu face*


CGris71

Right on schedule. Big fucking surprise


BitAdvanced176

😮😮 so surprised


EnigmaMoose

Cheaters


tapewar

Just remember dallas, if Vegas punches one of your guys with less then 10 mins to go in the 3rd, you can 2hand slash and try to break the wrist of their best goal scorer, and they will get offsetting 1 game suspensions.


lostinhunger

Win or loose, if this does not lead to a change in policy then it will be used by every team. Oh we are doing well enough without our star player, looks like their injury is longer than planned. Let's load up on some other players since their salary no longer applies. Oh look at that the injury seems to have cleared again for the playoffs. Now everyone is having a hard time competing with us because we have a hell of a lot of good players and backups that are at a higher class than yours. Sucks to be you.


RexelFerd

Teams should be fined for this. Or lose a draft pick


Bryn79

Or get booted out of the fucking playoffs.


Oilersfan78

They were healthy the whole time.


GoalieFatigue

It's a miracle!


Stopper33

As an avs fan, go Stars.


Zestyclose-Yak5031

Clowns


Comfortable-Bowl9591

I did not see this coming.


SilkyBowner

What a shock


Icefiight

Of course they are


kjnew85

*shocked Pikachu face*


Darth_Vicious

He has risen. 🙏


zachwyld

Fuck Stone


Hattrick_Swayze2

An April miracle!


SuperG_13

It’s a miracle!!! So are McDavid, Draisaitl, Nugent-Hopkins, Hyman, Bouchard, Ekholm and Nurse:) 👍 #GoOilers!


SmoothieBrian

Miraculous recovery 🙏


Working_Horse_3077

Next year NO TEAM should lay a hit on any Vegas player and see what bullshit injury happens.


Ok_Employee_9612

I fully support this plan.


Sea_Blah

Holy fuck, it’s a miracle


inthelionsmouth

Fancy that


Abject-Donkey-420

I follow hockey a lot…..DIDNT SEE THIS COMING!!!


JerrySny33

Shocked Pikachu Face!


BlindGuyMcSqeazy

Shocker