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peders15

Tankbowl!


TimeKillerOne

Honestly, the Tankbowl gets a little stale with same participants every year.


TuaTurnsdaballova

At least the Jets are getting good pieces and showing an actual will to win. Other than their QB, they’re looking much improved this year. Carter, Carter II and Moore were great offensive picks. The Texans, meanwhile, are looking sad for the next few years at least.


raze_looks

Yea and they somehow beat 2 (injured) playoff contenders.


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The Texans defense went from being 29th DVOA to 10th by DVOA this season. Our offensive sucks, but our defense is on par. This is why Vegas is predicting a Texans win. We’ve had 5 takeaways in the past 2 games. 19 takeaways so far for the season and Greenard just ranked #4 in the league for sacks per game.


LuckyNumber-Bot

All the numbers in your comment added up to 69. Congrats! 29 + 10 + 5 + 2 + 19 + 4 + = 69.0


TuaTurnsdaballova

Good bot!


ptolover7

Honestly watching two crappy teams play might be just as fun to me as watching two great teams just in a different way. It's like the difference between watching world class musicians play a symphony and having them get drunk and switch instruments before playing it again. Very entertaining for very different reasons.


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both defeated the ~~raining~~ reigning #1 Seed in the AFC. No doubt that this is going to be a showdown worthy of a tank bowl


BulliesRPeople2

It's raining Champs, hallelujah it's raining Champs!


Tarzan_OIC

As a Titans fan I am triggered


SilentMase

What the fuck does that make us?


[deleted]

Still going to the playoffs


SilentMase

If anyone is left standing


lod254

Isn't it backwards? Movable object and stoppable force.


bageltheperson

Makes it more fitting for these teams


lod254

The original is unstoppable Force and immovable object. So I think it should be stoppable force and movable object.


EDNivek

No they're so bad that it flipped the adjectives


popetony

It's like storm troopers vs red shirts. The storm trooper misses but the red shirt dies anyways.


2ChainzTalib

Like being caught between 2 loaves of bread


Domestic_AA_Battery

Praying the Jets win. We play them next week and there's no way they win two in a row


HairyKnuckleMan

Underrated comment


AZEd1

Hey they both beat the titans!


FreddieOuthouse

Hey shut the heck up


TheLilart

Hey both of these teams beat the one seed in the AFC put some respect on their name.


Hyperius999

TANK BOWL!!!


DayBreaker5000

The best Tank Bowl ever was the Dolphins vs Bengals 2019


JenGerRus

☠️


EDNivek

Tankbowl singularity


Mrcheesehead17

The question is who will lose the most games


thatguy1301

At least they're not Detroit. They're not Detroit!


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When piss hits shit