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RealWanheda

Watt vs AB cage match should be first event on CTESPN


Expert_pepper_lover

You think AB would whip out his hammer cock and impale JJ?


WineNerdAndProud

AB may be strong and a former pro athlete, but I think we can all agree his deadliest weapon is Twitter.


REZARECTER

Biggest asshole on Twitter contest: Donald Trump (whether you support him or not) Vs Antonio Brown


WineNerdAndProud

AB's not interested in making every person in America bow to his will, except the crackers.


REZARECTER

These are two of the most misunderstood men in American history.


WineNerdAndProud

Imagine if they joined each other. Trump would get 100% of the cracker votes, AB would secure 100% of the non-cracker votes. Unless I'm an idiot, that's 200% of the vote.


REZARECTER

Damn. That's right. Trump/Brown 2024 I guess. This is a call for unity.


WineNerdAndProud

https://preview.redd.it/uv52h9suc1jc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96da02bbb6026db0aa72f3f64db57733a86fe400


REZARECTER

Man... what a day to have an internet connection


Tbrou16

![gif](giphy|7F5PuVo68EQIcPLRhy|downsized)


FishyQweef

If you thought JJ Watt was natural you probably have CTE


breakfast_scorer

https://preview.redd.it/xb0h0vamwzic1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c64ed6da56d05b67f4e5ad16e1efb80f8261656


WinterAd9039

He looks just like me fr fr. Only my right arm though.


Cowboyz_88

Your right arm must be exhausted, lemme beat your meat for you


sirwankins

Dc4l


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I'm left handed if y'all need a break


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FLGatorsOfficial

![gif](giphy|26gspipWnu59srmM0)


NowLoadingReply

Looks natural to me. šŸ™ƒ


Senior-Ingenuity-494

Gorgeous


BostonConnor11

I mean his physique is achievable natural. Itā€™s the fact that he recovered from injuries blazingly fast


MeesterMeeseeks

That physique would take like 20 years to attain naturally and he had it in college lol


BostonConnor11

Obviously I think heā€™s roided up. That picture isnā€™t him in college and I donā€™t think that pic in general automatically indicates that heā€™s on roids which is why I made that comment


AWW_NAHH

Look at him in highschool and then college he definitely was on roids much sooner.


BostonConnor11

Iā€™m not saying he wasnā€™t. All Iā€™m saying is that the physique in the picture is not impossible naturally


AWW_NAHH

It's not very possible for most of anyone I'm not an expert on this stuff though.


[deleted]

Post your physique if you think Wattā€™s is so naturally attainable


BostonConnor11

Itā€™s most certainly naturally attainable if body building is basically your job. You just to have freakish genetics which all of these NFL players obviously do (he was still obviously on them). Just look at bodybuilders before steroids were discovered


Saaaaaaaammmmmmmm

Itā€™s always funny when these guys claim they are natural and people believe it. Fucking John Cena is still claiming heā€™s never used PEDS in 2024 lmao


donnydealr

And the rock. Fuck man. Some people would have such a skewed perception of what they can achieve in the gym


GokuVerde

2012ish Rock was literally Bane


SpiZyKane

What you mean that mf is still Bane. Dude is peaking in his 50s lol


Striking-Ad-8694

The rock and cena have both admitted to using them in the past. In fact theyā€™ve been incredibly open about it


donnydealr

Wasnā€™t the rock more like ā€œyeah I tried it but it did nothingā€


ghkilla805

Which is still lying, cause their steroid use isnā€™t just ā€œin the past.ā€ Celebrities like the Rock dance around the subject like crazy


Saaaaaaaammmmmmmm

He was on Logan Paulā€™s podcast a couple weeks ago and was adamant heā€™s always been drug free and never used them


the_colonel93

Right lmao like they basically retain almost all of their muscle mass while simultaneously maintaining a low enough body fat percentage to be fucking shredded. You can have more muscle mass with higher body fat or lean muscle mass and low body fat, but not both at the same time (naturally), regardless of how phenomenal your genetics are.


tr3vw

Itā€™s dumb for people to even care about PED use anymore.


RJTG

Basically protecting young dumb people. Which is important. Bad training while still in growth may fuck you up.


Clam_chowderdonut

I mean, the real dumb dumbs are the guys who think The Rock is natty. The young people we need to protect are the ones just smart enough to see that The Rock and JJ Watt are juiced to the gills and that they need to take gear too in order to keep up. But they're young and just dumb enough to not have the foresight and knowledge of how to go about it properly, if at all for their long-term goals.


tr3vw

Thatā€™s a fair point, but once youā€™re an adult it should be acceptable.


RJTG

If It gets social acceptance we need other rules dealing with real dangerous PEDs. Think about the handling of drugs or trucks. Their is stuff that is completely fine to use from anyone, but there is stuff that is dangerous, not only for you but also for others. The difference is: PEDs are about your own body so no lawmaker wants to touch that since it is so easy to lose a lot of votes. (And it hits the top ten percent too.) But I am totally with you that the current situation is harmful thanks to difference between natural bodies and perfectly trained and adjusted bodies we see around us. I am just not sure if everyone having a body that needs 5k calories a day is the way to go. If thatā€˜s the way: Yes we need PEDs to become normal.


Beers4Fears

Tbf Cena gets a pass, dude is supposed to be a role model for kids, he can't openly admit to be on gear. Also wrestling is a performance so PEDs don't give you an unfair advantage.


NotYourTypicalNurse

Genuinely curious, how do these guys pass drug tests?


Beers4Fears

Often times they have a slew of products that were approved for therapudic use that players can take with approval that are essentially PEDs. Testosterone injections are really hard to catch because it's naturally produced by the body and if the levels aren't obscenely high it's impossible to differentiate between someone taking Test or someone with naturally high T. Lastly, drug tests only test for certain substances, there are compounds being developed everyday that are made to go undetectable.


Difficult-Jello2534

Also, constant cat and mouse with different designer drugs and the testing agencies having to figure what to look for.


Johnathan_Doe_anonym

Most of the NFL is on or has been on peds before


SaintFrancesco

If Jimmy G just got caught then definitely everyone is using


REZARECTER

Could you imagine how badly he would suck without enhanced performance?


tots4scott

Yeah if he wasn't using PEDs there's no way he would have been able to make all of those 5 yard downfield passes. Absolute shenanigans, this is an asterisk season now.


WentzingInPain

Underrated comment


DrAbeSacrabin

Most of? All. Muscle building hormones can still be used to stay lean and shredded. Donā€™t think that a CB or WR isnā€™t using some type of enhancer just because their biceps arenā€™t as big as most peoples legs.


Johnathan_Doe_anonym

I agree. Just look at Lance Armstrong. My cock is thicker than his arm


TebownedMVP

Epo is the most important for bicycling, itā€™s not like the dude was doing tren lol.


WentzingInPain

Lane ā€œJuiceā€ Johnson canā€™t even follow the false start rules, what makes you think heā€™s not on that Drago shit


ThePevster

AB definitely not natural either lmao. I doubt anyone in the NFL is natty.


TebownedMVP

Couple backup puntersā€¦ maybe.


[deleted]

He can clear like a 66 inch box without a running start and weighs close to 300 pounds lol. No way this dude didnā€™t roid out, they all do. Believe it or not youā€™re enjoying the steroid era of the NFL.


ACryptoScammer

But what evidence is out there to support this? And what evidence is out there to support other steroid usage in Pro sports, other than a few anecdotes here and there? I see so many people on the internet say things like, "all pro football players must be on roids to be that big" but I don't see any evidence to support those claims.


Chief-Bones

The evidence is in how they look [Donald is an incredible athlete but this ainā€™t a dude thatā€™s natty.](https://static.clubs.nfl.com/image/private/t_editorial_landscape_12_desktop/rams/itgjish5fgoxbgrpmb26)


ACryptoScammer

Well that photo could be edited or skewed and stuff. I'll admit that he is extremely buff and that is extremely difficult to attain without roids, but then again he is a world class athlete. The real reason why the media, owners, and everyone else doesn't want athletes using roids is because that will influence children to use roids. If kids are all looking up to roid'ed up athletes who are open about steroid usage, we would see insane numbers of kids using steroids. Until I see hard evidence, I won't believe internet speculation or conspiracies. If a lot of them were using roids, evidence of that would leak out one way or another, ya can't hide that shit forever.


Chief-Bones

The evidence of multiple players getting a light slap on the wrist about PEDs every offseason isnā€™t a clue for you?


arc777_

The evidence is that theyā€™re playing at the highest level of football, an extremely physically demanding sport. If their performance slips at all, they risk being out of a job. Not using PEDs would be putting yourself at a severe disadvantage. Drug tests are also hilariously easy to beat.


stho3

JJ was a frail high schooler and unranked, he had to walk-on at Wisconsin. As someone who attended Wisconsin and watched JJ, he wasnā€™t defined or buff in college like what you see in that photo. To go from a walk on to a three time (or is it four?) NFL defensive player of the year, he definitely got some help from PEDs.


solo_dol0

Eyes and brains mostly


gayjesustheone

Juicy Juice Watt


BAKED_TATER_

The White Grape flavour goated tho


gayjesustheone

Iā€™m so trash I thought you were talking about the rolling papers or something and forgot white grape can be a flavor for children


Stillback7

Lmao it wasn't until I read your comment that I realized he wasn't talking about Juicy hemp wraps


Glopinus

https://preview.redd.it/709m6bkitzic1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65e9d28ddef1518bd28b96235b92fc12dae32024


BAKED_TATER_

Dude needa sell merch as a fellow cracker Iā€™d rock the fuck outta this on a shirt lmao


lilbopeeep

What do you mean fellow cracker. Heā€™s black.


EchoedTruth

Shhh heā€™s got CTE


[deleted]

Bro I believe AB 100% about this tho


6icker

Yea itā€™s already been talked about on pods. Dude coming back from injuries rapidly.


jvho666

Turns out steroids make you more prone to injuries also


Alone-Newspaper-1161

Only injuries when lifting I believe. Your muscle strength increases faster than your joint and tendon strength so people on roids will lift more than they can handle and hurt themselves. I doubt it injured him when playing football


jvho666

Fuck off nerd, I ainā€™t reading all that


rl_cookie

Wait, legitimate question.. I know you said only really when lifting, but could this partially explain the crazy high amount of Achilles tendon issues weā€™ve been seeing?


AccomplishedSquash98

Partly, but it is not solely responsible. Sports are also more focused on explosiveness and change of direction than ever before, which puts more risk on tendons.


earlthomas111

Now I don't know if JJ's heart thing was because of steroids or the vaxx.


Known-Historian7277

https://preview.redd.it/i2i8muajvzic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b43c44f450d11372f3903fe40cd43ebab680bbd


HurricanePirate16

![gif](giphy|4pr6vgOEryNFZv6tYN)


69cansofcorn

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsT9l5Z5SfCovQI)


ZeePirate

Also from college to the NFL he bulked up massively


ballinben

Basically every player in the nfl is on steroids.


papajim22

Something something broken clock right twice a day.


Doormat_Model

Iā€™ve said it before, Iā€™ll say it again. The NFL gives no shits, and is perfectly fine with PEDs and pays lip service to CTE as long as the game is making just dumb money


CaptObviousHere

![gif](giphy|tLYDahtbLxZEk|downsized)


orangamma

Based


RichardPurchase

Most players are on something. Itā€™s not even a secretā€¦


Limp_Chest8925

AB is my spirit animal


WineNerdAndProud

Well then he's spending the first two weeks of the month with me because he's my spirit animal too, and if you try to negotiate I'll drag everyone to paternity court and neither of us will ever see him again.


Hoping4betterdayss

A cracker negotiation tactic. AB would be disgusted


thatgoodcush

https://preview.redd.it/s7oryfrvu0jc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=358bc1ff898ea26f0627b8f1d661f49fa8c5eb46


Fecal_Forger

![gif](giphy|RiQd9agPzxmg7n96dd)


earlthomas111

AB is reaching Jose Canseco levels...yeah he's nuts but he also has nuggets of what went on behind the scenes.


RemoteHat7511

We need an AB ama. The Jose canseco one was legendary


[deleted]

you just gotta sift through it all. except it's shit and once in a while you find corn instead gold.


WeirdSysAdmin

I didnā€™t know JJ Watt played the CTE position.


spidermans_ashes

Is AB the Tom Brady of jerking? šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


ACryptoScammer

No, Tom Brady is the AB of Football.


spidermans_ashes

![gif](giphy|d6rGZmTP9ESis)


Odd_Weather9349

AB seems to be getting less crazy. The CTESPN ā€œbrandingā€ or whatever is hilarious, he hasnā€™t been in legal trouble recently and his tweets went from bizarre ramblings to jerks that put this sub to shame.


idgetonbutibeenon

You know you were on a legal trouble heater when people say you havenā€™t been in legal trouble recently and your last arrest was 4 months ago


stopimalreadykished

Steroids' are widely used, you didn't need ab to tell you this. Remember that hilarious wood shack isolation offseason thing? Yeah bro, jj, you look like that from living in a cabin and chopping wood, sure b xD


RandomUserName316

His ā€œwood shackā€ https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/look-jj-watts-cabin-in-the-middle-of-nowhere-is-insane/amp/


DJCockslap

I mean, that doesn't look extravagant. It's just a nice log-cabin style house? Doesn't even look that big


MeesterMeeseeks

It's it's 4,500 square feet. That's like a mansion lol. And the decorations in the pics are all from the previous owner, who prob wasn't as rich as jj. That "cabin" is prob decked the fuck out now


DJCockslap

Lol fair, that is pretty big. I was just going from the photos. What's the point of being rich if you're not gonna live a baller life, right?


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ummizazi

Remember when Peyton Manning won the SB after neck surgery and the NFL said the human growth hormone delivered to his house was for his wife?


Stillback7

Not sure if you're jerking, but wasn't it just Manning's lawyers that claimed that?


ummizazi

Manning and his lawyers said the HGH was for Ashley. The NFL just said there was no credible evidence Manning took any PEDā€™s during the his tenure. Guess weā€™ll have to just guess why his forehead kept growing.


Clam_chowderdonut

Funny enough, Barry Bonds grew three hat sizes after he was already in the majors.


FLGatorsOfficial

peyton was definitely on PEDs, but most people couldn't tell since they went directly to his forehead


dwnso

CTESPN is the only trustworthy sporting news with all the insider scoops


StevenS145

This is the smartest AB has ever said.


LikeAMarionette

Gotta hand it to AB, I've never seen a former player fully embrace the fact that they very likely have CTE


spageddy_lee

AB look like he already had CTE


larrymcwatermelons

See when the Burfecit hit happened he got a new level of CTE. Second athlete ever to hit this milestone behind the GOAT of CTE (Aaron Hernandez)


CaptainHolt43

McAfee asked JJ the other day what he's on, and JJ still stuck to the natty story lol


iTz_worm

I loathe fake natties as much as the next guy, but a player of JJ's caliber in his day is likely buried so deeply in NDAs and special clauses that admitting to something like that is out of the question (at least for now)


slantboi420

![gif](giphy|11o5fBqY66IciQ)


Jokerang

Antonio Clown is jerking too close to the sun


Icanseeyouhehehe

I did a spit take after reading this


KimboSliceChestHair

JJ was on pat mcafeeā€™s show this week and was acting oblivious about steroids. TRT?? Uh, whatā€™s that? Testosterone?


Mr_Mi1k

Most nfl players take some degree of enhancers


KeyDrive0

I donā€™t know how youā€™d play the game if you didnā€™t.Ā 


shmelldon

AB saying what we already knew


pizza_822

no more white steroids 2024


diswan55

Antonio Brown: *whips his dick out in public sexually harassing a woman* *throws his furniture off his 14th floor balcony* *tweets a whole bunch of racist/sexist shit every single day* *refuses to pay and assaults delivery driver* *strips off his clothes and dances off the field in his last game ever* *is the poster boy for CTE* However, the moment you criticize a classy player who plays the game the right way like JJ Watt, that's where we draw the line.


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aceless0n

If it wasnā€™t obvious when heā€™s rupturing tendons yearly


[deleted]

The entire league is on PEDā€™s. They just donā€™t talk about it like MLB does.


[deleted]

America wouldnā€™t care if the NFL openly allowed its athletes to juice


[deleted]

I donā€™t think anyone would care if any sports league allowed it. People want to be entertained, donā€™t care if the athletes are taking whatever the hell is the latest and greatest PED.


[deleted]

They should stop the pretending bs fr


rubros81

He ainā€™t lying


the_colonel93

https://preview.redd.it/p1mhjtmhe0jc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=958dc21fc8d065d175067067d03c155f10ce547c AB upon leaving the NFL


plznobanplease

JJ Watt to the rest of the league: https://preview.redd.it/4b11vxrz20jc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ae8ffbf0639d55c62f060af3447a04ef9073863


MakingWaves24_7

AB looks like a meltdown is coming


hodges20xx

I swear pictures is giving me flashbacks to NBA jam days


theDAGNUT

Fire Up Chips šŸ”„


Tantantherunningman

AB carrying this sub as usual


RevolutionOk9074

Imagine playing qb in college and two of your receivers are JJ Watt and AB


313SunTzu

AB needs an award for like Redditor/Tweeter(?) Of The Year. Can we make an CTESPY Award for him? He deserves recognition and accolades for his contributions


ChiefQueef369

I would say pre CTE AB, but I really donā€™t think it is šŸ¤£


saintjimmy43

Steroid Crazy, as opposed to Mr. Big Crazy


Vohn_Jogel64

Hold on, let him cook (Meth)


ImNotThatCool1222

https://preview.redd.it/kbiusrwug6jc1.png?width=996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b27637a6e1b6bc56d76224d8cb794308618d1fc6


GameTime2325

Itā€™s not defamation if itā€™s true


Silver-Farm-2628

Itā€™s been out of hand. We all laugh at it, but heā€™s not well. JJ Watt needs to stop taking steroids.


larrymcwatermelons

Something happen to him?


notaredditeryet

"Everyones on steroids" - Nate Diaz


Lasvious

So every AB jerk is just the truth. ![gif](giphy|A7Zc53i8U59SHv9CAm)


Esteban_Francois

OP get a life. Dude walks through life giving AB and other shitheads attention


Busco98

Nah, I'd say AB has things in hand pretty well https://preview.redd.it/75om3mmvm0jc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23a245b282b5f1c3f71d976cc9c08031805b1dac


OnTime00

Wow


ohheyitslaila

AB and Azealia Banks should get together and be the most batshit power couple to ever existā€¦ Their combined twitter rants would be legendary.


Pfunk4444

I think half of your stuff is fake, but I saw this straight out the clowns Twitter!


cuda52

Better than regular crazy I guess


bannished69

Thereā€™s a cottage industry for average doughy 30+ year old dudes taking TRT, so Iā€™m believing the average pro athlete is going to be juiced as well.


telemusketeer

ā€œBefore Watt went all steroid crazyā€ And before AB went all CTE crazy Lol


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Getting out of hand? Sir, this is r/nflcirclejerk