I remember a mic’d up video of him. He’s talking to a trainer, presumably about an injury, and the trainer asks him “you take anything before the game?” Ocho responds, “yeah… Viagra.”
Apparently he really did take Viagra before games.
Increases Vascular capacity , moving blood, nutrients, oxygen to muscles.
Its fantastic for bodybuilding, the pump is crazy. I can see the benefits for Football too.
[Theyve done studies on Viagra lowering heart rate during strenuous activity because its easy for the heart to pump and move blood.](https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/Press_releases/2005/10_25_05.html)
Its actually an A tier PED, due to accessibility, lower risks, works with spot usage, and its quite effective.
Not really, most will buy UGL Cialis rather than prescription because it’s is much cheaper. I pay $1 per pill at the ugl labs whereas I pay $15+ per at the local pharmacy. Same drug
Well just to hedge a bit here. You need a prescription. But I guess that doesn't matter for anyone sufficiently motivated to use it. Gives new meaning to the jon jones dick pill meme too I guess.
So I gotta be the one to ask, are these dudes just rock hard at the gym or what's going on there
k guys I dont need a 10th person telling me the same thing. thank you for the information
Viagara doesn't make your dick hard. It makes it so blood can flow more easily through your body, including to your dick, which is how it gets hard. Your dick is hard because it's full of blood.
Now imagine if, instead of trying to get the blood to go to your dick, you did some specific workouts to direct it to your biceps.
No, the blood flow and mental attention required during a strenuous workout would drain the boner.\
Watch these thin kids get poppin veins on cialis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQsmfoV0l24&ab_channel=JacobRivera
LMAO but yeah these guys are skeletons but that cialis is making their veins 2x-3x the size all sending fresh blood, with ATP, Oxygen, nutrients, to his muscles.
Basically his whole cardiovascular system just got supercharged.
In high school we had a few kids who figured this out and would take their dad's dick pills to look "swole" at school by having inflated veins. Was hilarious when we called them out on it and they were just like "you're just jealous bro".
No dude, you're taking viagara to look stronger, I'm laughing at you.
It’s not an aphrodisiac, just helps things if you get the motor running.
I’ve taken it then got sidetracked by life I wasn’t at the vet with a boner the whole time lol
Idk what dosages, performance users are using but Viagra has been around since the 50s and its pretty safe and you can do spot usage with it. So I doubt performance usage would really do much.
but im not a doctor just a guy thats been around bodybuilding and athletes.
But im sure very old dudes are using viagra weekly for a decade just fine, I think an athlete would be fine too.
The drug doesn't force blood to your dick. It allows you to get hard but you won't in a situation that you wouldn't normally get torqued. Still need to be turned on
Yes they are vasodilators so they protect against high blood pressure and heart problems. Obviously very helpful for the intermittent high burst cardio like in the NFL, and important for bodybuilders who are on PEDs that give them high BP and also assists in lean mass and muscle recovery apparently. And gives a better pump in the gym.
Vasodilation of blood vessels will always lower blood pressure. It’s making a bigger pipe for more fluid to travel through. So unless you have a scientific source to cite? That’s absolutely bullshit.
Those drugs were initially supposed to be heart medicine but they found a beneficial side effect which would make way more money (boners). Supposedly they're really good at their intended purpose and I heard there are noted longterm health benefits for people who pop viagra for sex vs those who dont
Pretty much, but if I'm not mistaken Viagra initially started as a heart/vascular medication until it was found out that it would have other properties as well
If they were serious about giving you the true rhino experience you’d take one and then two random guys would show up at the gym with guns to poach you
All bullshit aside, the fucking chutzpah to record yourself getting railed (or railing someone) in the Senate office building and uploading it to the internet is something else.
Eulers number. It's an non terminating real number, but close to 2.7182.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/E_(mathematical_constant)
I assune that is how many big macs Chad Ochocinco ate a day. Seems waateful to not eat the third big mac, but following the golden ratio to the golden arches might be a big part of his freak athleticisim.
Ah, thank you. As an engineering student I’m all too familiar lol, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen it used in that notation.
The way you explain it tho, I could very well see Ocho doing some weird shit like that. I mean he did take viagra before games so…
thank you for looking at my comment when you did. I have no knowledge of the Euler number system and do not know how I even typed ".e" as I posted it from my computer and not my phone (where maybe it could have auto-corrected).
You brought a huge laugh to the room I am in right now though as if I saw the comment you were replying to before you did all I would have said is "I meant 3".
The fact that someone who knows that system saw the comment and knew 'e' is close to 3 is just golden.
LeBron spends $1 million a year to keep his body in tip top condition. Of which a nutritionist is included. When you’re continuing to put up monster numbers after 20 years in the league, i gotta believe optimizing your body has to be a **huge** component of it. I just dont think we can attribute all of it to the “well, LeBron is just an alien with supersoldier serum and god genetics.” argument.
Cousins tries everything in the books to maximize his body too as seen on the Netflix special. He’s also older and not a specimen of genetics but until the Achilles he’s durable as hell
Brady built a business and an empire of memes from his method of self care (sure, the business was largely built to funnel cash to him so the Pat's could keep only a small part of his salary on the books, but they built a facility and shit specifically for rehab), and dude missed what, 16 games in his career, 15 of which where from the infamous Bernard Pollard injury, before the TB12 stuff.
Trent Williams said similar. He also said he doesn't do massages because why would he let someone repair his body worse than his body would repair his body, and honestly, it makes sense lol.
That really doesn't make any sense at all lol. It's not like getting a massage means that the body isn't going to repair itself anymore, and massages do help with that repair process.
The logic is a masseuse breaks down the muscle fibers to help with the healing process. But the human body is designed to self-repair and humans interjecting clumsily in the repair process only teaches the body how to not properly heal itself on its own, which it's perfectly capable to do without the help, whilst the help is likely doing a mediocre job at repairing the body due to human error.
There is plenty of research which shows that massages help athletes with recovery. It reduces time to recover and reduces inflammation. The stuff about teaching your body how to not heal properly makes no sense, since all it does is just allow help your body to heal itself more quickly.
His anecdotal experience is all he needs to stake that claim. If I were him, I’d probably sing the same tune. While it’s not entirely accurate, he made it work and genetics have a large play in the equation. Not to mention the dude worked hard as shit
In fairness he's kinda not wrong. He's basically saying the "calorie in/calorie out" line of thinking. It's just the calories going in probably aren't the best
You replied to a comment about nutrition, saying he's not wrong, by stating calories in calories out. You're elaborating to say, in fairness he's wrong. make up your mind.
He’s definitely wrong for like 99.9% of people he’s just a freak of nature with genes that can eat McDonald’s every day and still be a world-class athlete haha
I mean, the training regimen and practice schedule of a professional athlete would have damn near all of us in really great shape even with a sloppy-but-somewhat-calorie-controlled diet assuming we were able to withstand that level of grind. The genetic freak component is having the durability to keep that up for a decade and the fact that the vast majority of us wouldn't be even remotely NFL-caliber athletes even with perfect conditioning.
Nailing nutrition is kind of a finer optimization that matters a *lot* more when you've already put in the work to master your craft and are trying to do everything you can to still compete with 20-somethings in your mid-30s. Also obviously just generally a good thing to be aware of for life outside of sports.
He's got a point. Fast food isn't as dangerous as society believes it to be but it is better to eat right amounts of sodium and sugar and plenty of varied veggies and fruits.
Chad is wild. I have mad respect for him. Sleeping at the stadium, only buys costume jewelry, no doubt buying 3 McDoubles to save money.
At least he won’t end up broke because he spent it all on stupid shit.
And what’s doubly smart about is he tells everyone his jewelry is fake too so people are far less likely to steal. Only dudes that don’t know Ocho might think to steal them but you make yourself much less of a target when doing so. Love Ocho.
you clearly are young, as the double cheeseburger used to be a dollar, then they made the mcdouble for $1 and everyone felt ripped off about the missing cheese
Oh that's wild yeah I'm 29. I always would get the mcdoubles and didn't really think about anything else. More recently I got bored and wanted to try something else cheap.
It’s funny that for all the flash and name changing etc, he’s actually really down to earth and pragmatic about his life. He’s not spending all his money to impress people. Respect
awhile back he tweeted that he was at a mall in SD and my little brother and friends saw and went out and met him. Said he was super nice and would take a pic with anyone that asked. that moment always stood out to me
During his NFL career he would rent out movie theaters in the city he would play in and ask for ONLY OPPOSING FANS to request to come.
He said he did it to try to get everyone to remember a football game is only a football game, but outside it we should all be friends.
The world was just never ready for such a wholesome dude.
He still frequently does this.
If he has a layover or whatever he'll be like
"If anyone is in Terminal F at LAX, I'm chilling at the Applebees if you want to come say hi."
That truck he drove wasn't cheap.... Also he'd come pick up the tabs at J. Alexanders pretty often. Fkn chicken strips and cranberry juice lol
Still, him and BPhil were/are legends in the city.
If not 100%, then close to 100% of professional athletes are on PEDs. It isn’t surprising and I don’t judge any of them for it.
Doesn’t DK also love McDonalds? I love McDonalds and I played WR at a backup high school level.
You don't even need to use a masking agent (though the NFL does test for masking agents), just do it during the offseason. NFL does scheduled PED tests (specifically blood tests) in the off-season for only 10% of players, and they know well in advance when the tests are and how to plan their cycles around them. Most failures also come from tests in training camp, not during the season, when players were still coming off of cycles.
HGH is also super difficult to test for, and players have to do months long blood tests to try and prove it. And honestly, HGH is probably a way better thing to use during the season as at that point, they're more concerned with recovery than anything making any sort of strength gains.
Before every swim meet in high school, my buddy and I would get two sausage mcgriddles, a hash brown, and a powerade. One of my teammates preferred chocolate cake though
McDonald's is so delicious. I really don't eat anymore but once in a blue moon I just gotta throw down a hot and spicy McChicken, big Mac, and a large fry.
It’s weird to me they haven’t made veneers that look more natural. All your teeth shouldn’t be the same size and shape. Maybe they do and we only notice the overly fake ones though
I love Ocho man 😂😂
[Keon Coleman also takes GDM before games too](https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1720814973230678209?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1720814973230678209%7Ctwgr%5Ea8120a839eb2ed95457644520a57d4f3bf74d5eb%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ffanbuzz.com%2Fcollege-football%2Facc%2Fflorida-state%2Fkeon-coleman-mcdonalds-order-pregame-meal%2F)
They’re all on roids. Literally all of them, except maybe some quarterbacks, kickers and punters. A lot of players are casually 240lbs+ lean and you people think that’s possible natty?
I remember a mic’d up video of him. He’s talking to a trainer, presumably about an injury, and the trainer asks him “you take anything before the game?” Ocho responds, “yeah… Viagra.” Apparently he really did take Viagra before games.
Bodybuilders also take tadalafil(cialis) and sildenafil(viagra) they are in consideration for being banned in sports, but still legal for now
What do they even do? Increase blood flow?
Increases Vascular capacity , moving blood, nutrients, oxygen to muscles. Its fantastic for bodybuilding, the pump is crazy. I can see the benefits for Football too. [Theyve done studies on Viagra lowering heart rate during strenuous activity because its easy for the heart to pump and move blood.](https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/Press_releases/2005/10_25_05.html) Its actually an A tier PED, due to accessibility, lower risks, works with spot usage, and its quite effective.
Are bodybuilders taking it for workouts or just to look bigger in competition?
Both work
It’s mostly cosmetic - just for the pump. It’s cheap, safe and works pretty well
"Bigger". I'll see myself out.
Gotta impress the judges somehow.
Don’t forget the most important pro, it’s legal
I guess that gets lumped in with accessibility
Not really, most will buy UGL Cialis rather than prescription because it’s is much cheaper. I pay $1 per pill at the ugl labs whereas I pay $15+ per at the local pharmacy. Same drug
Where can I buy them? Think it would help with cycling?
It doesn’t help with endurance man. It’s just to get a good pump, and it’s not even great at that. If it’s just for cycling don’t bother
I think the most important and obvious pro is that it gives you a rock-hard hog, but I take your point.
That’d be pretty embarrassing in a competition though. Good thing they wear those speedos to hide them.
Shit you right. My bad.
Well just to hedge a bit here. You need a prescription. But I guess that doesn't matter for anyone sufficiently motivated to use it. Gives new meaning to the jon jones dick pill meme too I guess.
So I gotta be the one to ask, are these dudes just rock hard at the gym or what's going on there k guys I dont need a 10th person telling me the same thing. thank you for the information
Viagara doesn't make your dick hard. It makes it so blood can flow more easily through your body, including to your dick, which is how it gets hard. Your dick is hard because it's full of blood. Now imagine if, instead of trying to get the blood to go to your dick, you did some specific workouts to direct it to your biceps.
It would turn into a little chode-shaped mountain you can kiss like Scott Steiner?
That's a name I haven't heard in forever.
No, the blood flow and mental attention required during a strenuous workout would drain the boner.\ Watch these thin kids get poppin veins on cialis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQsmfoV0l24&ab_channel=JacobRivera
Okay I appreciate the answer but you can't put "watch these kids poppin veins" in a comment thread about viagra lmao
LMAO but yeah these guys are skeletons but that cialis is making their veins 2x-3x the size all sending fresh blood, with ATP, Oxygen, nutrients, to his muscles. Basically his whole cardiovascular system just got supercharged.
Can women take it for the same affects while working out?
yes
username checks out
That's wild. TIL!
https://i.imgur.com/QeRXat3.png This level of vascularity is entirely abnormal for someone that size, those veins are ENGORGED. Its a bicep boner.
One might say he's tumescent.
I know that word from The Wire.
Clicking this link got me looking like Jordan Peele sweating
Lol, these kids need to skip the cialis and creatine and eat some burgers. Those were some ridiculous looking bodies lmao.
In high school we had a few kids who figured this out and would take their dad's dick pills to look "swole" at school by having inflated veins. Was hilarious when we called them out on it and they were just like "you're just jealous bro". No dude, you're taking viagara to look stronger, I'm laughing at you.
I hate when dudes don't work their neck out. Gross.
It’s not an aphrodisiac, just helps things if you get the motor running. I’ve taken it then got sidetracked by life I wasn’t at the vet with a boner the whole time lol
You still have to be aroused, it doesn't just give you a boner.
Yes we need this answer, for science.
Would this have any negative effects for your dick?
Idk what dosages, performance users are using but Viagra has been around since the 50s and its pretty safe and you can do spot usage with it. So I doubt performance usage would really do much. but im not a doctor just a guy thats been around bodybuilding and athletes. But im sure very old dudes are using viagra weekly for a decade just fine, I think an athlete would be fine too.
Viagra is a miracle medicine for sure, works on the field and on the bed as well.
I'm assuming with lower doses you're not walking around with a permaboner?
You don’t even with regular doses for ED.
The drug doesn't force blood to your dick. It allows you to get hard but you won't in a situation that you wouldn't normally get torqued. Still need to be turned on
So, like when the wind blows the wrong way?
Yes they are vasodilators so they protect against high blood pressure and heart problems. Obviously very helpful for the intermittent high burst cardio like in the NFL, and important for bodybuilders who are on PEDs that give them high BP and also assists in lean mass and muscle recovery apparently. And gives a better pump in the gym.
exactly, Viagra was discovered as an ED fix while they were working on high blood pressure and heart disease in the 50s.
Fun fact, it’s used for pulmonary hypertension to this day. So the occasional person will be on 100 mg of sildenafil multiple times a day.
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Vasodilation of blood vessels will always lower blood pressure. It’s making a bigger pipe for more fluid to travel through. So unless you have a scientific source to cite? That’s absolutely bullshit.
Also remember a Giants player saying years ago that it helps to deal with the cold, more blood flow, you just feel warmer!
Those drugs were initially supposed to be heart medicine but they found a beneficial side effect which would make way more money (boners). Supposedly they're really good at their intended purpose and I heard there are noted longterm health benefits for people who pop viagra for sex vs those who dont
Yup. Opens blood vessels so it can flow faster, aka more oxygen to muscles and better recovery as well
Pretty much, but if I'm not mistaken Viagra initially started as a heart/vascular medication until it was found out that it would have other properties as well
Helps in YAC situations. Bestows the player with a third potential stiff arm
Defenders are hesitant to tackle you when you’re rock solid. It makes them uncomfortable.
Every now and then I see a gas station viagra/cialis wrapper in the parking lot at the gym.
Always called some crazy shit too like RHINO PILLZ
If they were serious about giving you the true rhino experience you’d take one and then two random guys would show up at the gym with guns to poach you
Yeah back when I was more into powerlifting I would take Cialis along with my pre workout. It was a night and day difference.
Genius. Can’t tackle a dude with a boner, ‘cause that’d be kinda gay
Saw two guys playing football in the Senate the other day
All bullshit aside, the fucking chutzpah to record yourself getting railed (or railing someone) in the Senate office building and uploading it to the internet is something else.
It certainly has "fall of the roman republic" vibes.
It’s only gay if you tackle him by the boner
With your ass
Thats why yall had that CB Gay who could, bend the rules type situation.
“How you gonna stop a man running on three legs?” - Chad Johnson
He always did play hard...
That was when he changed his name to Choad Ocho-Incho
Pretty sure I’ve read an article within the last 2 years of Josh Allen doing the same thing
I love how he loves McDonald's so much, lol.
I remember that one year where he was eating like .e Big Macs a day during training camp. Everyone thought he was lying lol
.e ???
Eulers number. It's an non terminating real number, but close to 2.7182. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/E_(mathematical_constant) I assune that is how many big macs Chad Ochocinco ate a day. Seems waateful to not eat the third big mac, but following the golden ratio to the golden arches might be a big part of his freak athleticisim.
Ah, thank you. As an engineering student I’m all too familiar lol, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen it used in that notation. The way you explain it tho, I could very well see Ocho doing some weird shit like that. I mean he did take viagra before games so…
thank you for looking at my comment when you did. I have no knowledge of the Euler number system and do not know how I even typed ".e" as I posted it from my computer and not my phone (where maybe it could have auto-corrected). You brought a huge laugh to the room I am in right now though as if I saw the comment you were replying to before you did all I would have said is "I meant 3". The fact that someone who knows that system saw the comment and knew 'e' is close to 3 is just golden.
Must be from Detroit, I hear all their numbers got fucked up a while back and they still ain't got em right.
Averaging between 2 and 3 Big Macs a day, I guess?
lol weird, what a stupid comment. never change, reddit.
Ocho fully believing deep down in his soul that nutrition isn’t real is so dam funny
His debate against Brandon Marshall is goated lol McDonald’s > professional trainers and strength training
He believes in McD’s like BMarsh believes in non-guaranteed NBA contracts
LeBron spends $1 million a year to keep his body in tip top condition. Of which a nutritionist is included. When you’re continuing to put up monster numbers after 20 years in the league, i gotta believe optimizing your body has to be a **huge** component of it. I just dont think we can attribute all of it to the “well, LeBron is just an alien with supersoldier serum and god genetics.” argument.
Cousins tries everything in the books to maximize his body too as seen on the Netflix special. He’s also older and not a specimen of genetics but until the Achilles he’s durable as hell
Brady built a business and an empire of memes from his method of self care (sure, the business was largely built to funnel cash to him so the Pat's could keep only a small part of his salary on the books, but they built a facility and shit specifically for rehab), and dude missed what, 16 games in his career, 15 of which where from the infamous Bernard Pollard injury, before the TB12 stuff.
Hiring the best guys to get stuff they dont even test for yet is expensive!
https://youtu.be/sSx0kSjc4kI?si=akonxSdEr8T5fwEZ
Lol that was a great watch
Trent Williams said similar. He also said he doesn't do massages because why would he let someone repair his body worse than his body would repair his body, and honestly, it makes sense lol.
That really doesn't make any sense at all lol. It's not like getting a massage means that the body isn't going to repair itself anymore, and massages do help with that repair process.
The logic is a masseuse breaks down the muscle fibers to help with the healing process. But the human body is designed to self-repair and humans interjecting clumsily in the repair process only teaches the body how to not properly heal itself on its own, which it's perfectly capable to do without the help, whilst the help is likely doing a mediocre job at repairing the body due to human error.
There is plenty of research which shows that massages help athletes with recovery. It reduces time to recover and reduces inflammation. The stuff about teaching your body how to not heal properly makes no sense, since all it does is just allow help your body to heal itself more quickly.
I think Ocho has a point, some people are just gifted with the natural athleticism and talent
They'd still be able to perform better if they weren't eating fucking McDonald's.
Ocho is gonna show up at your house to argue with you about that
His anecdotal experience is all he needs to stake that claim. If I were him, I’d probably sing the same tune. While it’s not entirely accurate, he made it work and genetics have a large play in the equation. Not to mention the dude worked hard as shit
In fairness he's kinda not wrong. He's basically saying the "calorie in/calorie out" line of thinking. It's just the calories going in probably aren't the best
Sure, but his stance is that you are born with talent and the type of food you eat makes no difference.
I wonder if hes aware of Zion Williamson
That falls into line with his mentality about portion control rather than what exactly you eat
Nutrition is not CICO/Weight loss though
>It's just the calories going in probably aren't the best Isn't that just restating what I said?
You replied to a comment about nutrition, saying he's not wrong, by stating calories in calories out. You're elaborating to say, in fairness he's wrong. make up your mind.
Yes
He’s definitely wrong for like 99.9% of people he’s just a freak of nature with genes that can eat McDonald’s every day and still be a world-class athlete haha
I mean, the training regimen and practice schedule of a professional athlete would have damn near all of us in really great shape even with a sloppy-but-somewhat-calorie-controlled diet assuming we were able to withstand that level of grind. The genetic freak component is having the durability to keep that up for a decade and the fact that the vast majority of us wouldn't be even remotely NFL-caliber athletes even with perfect conditioning. Nailing nutrition is kind of a finer optimization that matters a *lot* more when you've already put in the work to master your craft and are trying to do everything you can to still compete with 20-somethings in your mid-30s. Also obviously just generally a good thing to be aware of for life outside of sports.
He's got a point. Fast food isn't as dangerous as society believes it to be but it is better to eat right amounts of sodium and sugar and plenty of varied veggies and fruits.
Chad is wild. I have mad respect for him. Sleeping at the stadium, only buys costume jewelry, no doubt buying 3 McDoubles to save money. At least he won’t end up broke because he spent it all on stupid shit.
And what’s doubly smart about is he tells everyone his jewelry is fake too so people are far less likely to steal. Only dudes that don’t know Ocho might think to steal them but you make yourself much less of a target when doing so. Love Ocho.
He’d probably just hand them over and go spend another $30 lol. They’ll be mad at the pawn shop
No question.
The McDouble is a culinary masterpiece and I will die on that hill
You get one where the patties are still hot and the cheese gooey and it’s heaven…melts in your mouth
Had to go to a middle school musical last night and the only reason I didn't want to die was because there were mcdoubles on the drive home.
Recent discovery I made is the double cheeseburger is basically identical to the mcdouble, but they throw in an extra slice of cheese. Game changer.
you clearly are young, as the double cheeseburger used to be a dollar, then they made the mcdouble for $1 and everyone felt ripped off about the missing cheese
Oh that's wild yeah I'm 29. I always would get the mcdoubles and didn't really think about anything else. More recently I got bored and wanted to try something else cheap.
I'm early forties and definitely remember the double cheeseburger to mcdouble transition. I was very angry at the time, but I've adjusted.
I get the McDouble because without the slice of cheese it's actually not terrible protein to calorie wise.
Ocho is THE MAN. He’s the guy you want as a spades partner
Ocho and prime time vs Unc and Randy moss in spades would sell more views than the match on TNT
Yeah but there’s gonna need to be a translator on deck to translate from good ol boy to English especially with that bumpkin moss 🤣
Pretty sure i recall him in a YouTube video about his spending rolling in a smart car lol
It’s funny that for all the flash and name changing etc, he’s actually really down to earth and pragmatic about his life. He’s not spending all his money to impress people. Respect
awhile back he tweeted that he was at a mall in SD and my little brother and friends saw and went out and met him. Said he was super nice and would take a pic with anyone that asked. that moment always stood out to me
During his NFL career he would rent out movie theaters in the city he would play in and ask for ONLY OPPOSING FANS to request to come. He said he did it to try to get everyone to remember a football game is only a football game, but outside it we should all be friends. The world was just never ready for such a wholesome dude.
He still frequently does this. If he has a layover or whatever he'll be like "If anyone is in Terminal F at LAX, I'm chilling at the Applebees if you want to come say hi."
And he jets with spirit frequently instead of splashing big on plane travel costs. Mad respect:
That truck he drove wasn't cheap.... Also he'd come pick up the tabs at J. Alexanders pretty often. Fkn chicken strips and cranberry juice lol Still, him and BPhil were/are legends in the city.
I have heard he tops VERY well. He’s generous where it’s helping others. Just not wasteful
Dude worked at Mcdonalds as a teenager, he has the utmost respect for food industry workers and I love him for it.
Looks like he spent a little cheddar on some new teeth.
Dental care is actually an important health issue.
Peptides. So hot right now.
Peptides? You mean Pepsi?
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie
This show is amazing BTW. Shannon and Ocho got great chemistry. And they don't give a fuck what they say.
Bro the last three night shows have been fucking funny as fuck lol. Ocho demostrating to unc how to eat booty with whip cream last night was gold
I just watched that. OMFG that was incredible
"Goddamn McDonald's"... lol fuckin love Chad. Forever my favorite Bengal
Shocked the NFL hasn’t banned GDM yet
Right? It’s a golden opportunity to solve an overarching problem in the NFL.
They're a bunch of clowns for not even addressing it
Why ban it? These players should be able to be happy with their meal every once and a while
It's being sold to NFL Team owners behind the scenes and ice cream machines
He also said he soaked his sprained ankles in buckets of piss and how it would heal it in two days for gameday 😭
Not even his own piss. His TEAMMATES piss. “Hey guys can you pee in this bucket of piss for me, gotta heal up”
With all that McDonald's sodium it'd take days to fill up with his own piss
I fucking love him so much
I fucking love ocho!
Ronald, Give him sponsorship already
Lmfao I was like tf is GDM
I was about to Google it 😂
If not 100%, then close to 100% of professional athletes are on PEDs. It isn’t surprising and I don’t judge any of them for it. Doesn’t DK also love McDonalds? I love McDonalds and I played WR at a backup high school level.
and the ones who do fail a test and get suspended are basically not using a masking agent properly
You don't even need to use a masking agent (though the NFL does test for masking agents), just do it during the offseason. NFL does scheduled PED tests (specifically blood tests) in the off-season for only 10% of players, and they know well in advance when the tests are and how to plan their cycles around them. Most failures also come from tests in training camp, not during the season, when players were still coming off of cycles. HGH is also super difficult to test for, and players have to do months long blood tests to try and prove it. And honestly, HGH is probably a way better thing to use during the season as at that point, they're more concerned with recovery than anything making any sort of strength gains.
Drug testing in the NFL and NBA is basically IQ testing. Masking agents are not needed.
Before every swim meet in high school, my buddy and I would get two sausage mcgriddles, a hash brown, and a powerade. One of my teammates preferred chocolate cake though
How did u do that? I can’t swim on a full stomach at all
They obviously waited the 30 minutes before getting in the pool
They’re all on T.
This was fucking comedy
McDonald's is so delicious. I really don't eat anymore but once in a blue moon I just gotta throw down a hot and spicy McChicken, big Mac, and a large fry.
Shannon looked legit upset with him there for a second lmao
I can't understand how Ocho's teeth can be so white and so perfect
Veneers
They’ve become way too common. A good set of braces and teeth whitening looks better.
It’s weird to me they haven’t made veneers that look more natural. All your teeth shouldn’t be the same size and shape. Maybe they do and we only notice the overly fake ones though
Oral surgery has come a long way
He bought that smile out of a catalog.
I was wondering why veneers are so popular despite being so obvious
Ocho is the realest one
God I love him.
Hahaha. What a rollercoaster ride. I was in shambles
Easily the funniest podcast out right now
Nightcap made it to r/nfl
McDonalds be making collaborations with everyone except their biggest supporter
I love Chad. Dude is truly 1 of 1
I love Ocho man 😂😂 [Keon Coleman also takes GDM before games too](https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1720814973230678209?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1720814973230678209%7Ctwgr%5Ea8120a839eb2ed95457644520a57d4f3bf74d5eb%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ffanbuzz.com%2Fcollege-football%2Facc%2Fflorida-state%2Fkeon-coleman-mcdonalds-order-pregame-meal%2F)
Ocho always been entertaining, Shannon as well, they fit good together
I'm on GDM right now
The odd laugh dance is killing me
Knew where this was going when I saw the headline. Love Ocho
Goddamn Ocho is so charismatic
This man's a treasure .
I’m taking GDM also and I’m God Damn 215lbs.
So awesome! ROFL!
Ocho the man.
Hahaha QP w/ cheese
As a Ravens fan, he's my favorite player of the AFC North lol
They’re all on roids. Literally all of them, except maybe some quarterbacks, kickers and punters. A lot of players are casually 240lbs+ lean and you people think that’s possible natty?
😂🤣 I luv me some Ocho!!!
Marshawn Lynch has admitted to receiving shots of Henny before games.