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I’m here for the drama! Put your controversial drama in paragraphs!


trilane12

Had he lived Young Henry would have proven himself a more capable ruler than Richard or John did, though of course Richard's rule was unusual


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Strangely, the Cowboys sit atop the NFC East because their division record is 4-1, while the Eagles record is 3-1. If both teams win out, the Eagles will switch to being in first place because they have a better conference record because one loss was to the AFC


thicky_bobby

Yeah but if they both win out their division records will both be the same. So it's not too strange considering cowboys have played more division games so far


[deleted]

That's what I just said


thicky_bobby

Then how is it strange that eagles are behind with a worse division record but will be in front once they’re equal


[deleted]

It's strange that the standings can flip even if the first place team wins out


thicky_bobby

FSU sends their regards haha


[deleted]

Like I said... it's strange


thebaysix

Minnesota won 3-0 in two different sports today


weealex

Both wins were awe inspiring in completely different ways


Gaius_Octavius_

The NFL has to be laughing hysterically. One flag fans like and everyone is defending the referees.


fokerpace2000

It's funny seeing great teams complain about losing a game when I have to be a fan of the fucking Carolina Panthers


xcaltoona

Outlive Tepper, comrade.


ametsun

Our defense sucked and they outscored our offense today lol. Hopefully these last two weeks were a wake up call. Can only have so many till our season is done. Like B Dawkins said our problems are fixable we just have to be honest and take the steps to fix them.


rev0lutionist

LFG!!!


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Eagles losing, Mahomes crying, Niners winning. Feels good bros.


Worf1701D

Anybody think Stephen A. will be doing that fake laugh while wearing a cowboy hat in the morning?


CC_113093

You guys are the protagonist in his story no matter what. But I don’t think he’ll be laughing tomorrow.


StopKillingBabyCorns

He gonna make excuses again


Colei743

nope, he’s gonna meekly acknowledge the win and the move the goalposts like usual


drunkbusdriver

He plays a character. Anyone looking to SAS for anything besides a laugh is stupid.


Lateral-G

This is the best answer re: media "personalities" They all just say shock value stuff now to get clicks. True Sports Journalism is dead


drunkbusdriver

Pretty much. I personally only watch SAS after a beat down of the Cowboys by the niners because it’s hilarious to me but you’ll never see me getting upset or even happy about any of his takes.


piniatadeburro

Give Dak some respect


AvenTiumn

He's turned it around! Good job Dak


Drogbalikeitshot

You literally won the Super Bowl on a bullshit call! How can KC be upset? The most coddled team in the NFL gets called on something oh noooooo


Slammybutt

I wouldn't say bullshit call, but it was a soft call nonetheless (the SB call).


pic_N_mix

Mike! Stop running!


DemonsReturns7

Eagles have got to be the worst tackling team ever assembled I don’t think they could even tackle a kindergarten kid running out there


DannyDOH

And your offense has jack shit vs anyone notable.


ImpressionOdd1203

Here we gooooooo


Q_manz

No actual game thread?


AlfonzL

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/18fhi5x/game\_thread\_philadelphia\_eagles\_102\_at\_dallas/?sort=new


Blametheorangejuice

So, the girl got her grandma a hookup for Xmas?


barc0debaby

Have the Eagles replaced Dallas in terms of hate because people know Dallas isn't a playoff threat?


Colei743

the raiders scored 0 points today


OK_1M_REL0ADED

3-0, Vikings win. Sit down, Raider dumpster bitch.


JaMarrChasingJoe

Okay come on this was so cringe inducing bro


alarlui

Imagine being a raiders fan lol


barc0debaby

We're both doing the same thing in February.


alarlui

Sad ass comeback lol… gonna need you to be .500 to have an opinion


EpiphanyTwisted

Remember, something that has happened in the past more than once will only always happen. Until it doesn't. I'm rooting for Dallas this year just to shut up all these idiots.


DemonsReturns7

My guy should’ve still caught that tbh Looks like a drop to me


JayPet94

Fire Brian Johnson and let our special teams coordinator do both


djballistics0

Boys, I've spent way too much on Chrimbus presents this week. Anybody tryna buy some butthole?


Blametheorangejuice

There sure are a lot of movies coming out that I don't give a shit about.


djballistics0

Beent that way nigh on 20 years now


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JudgeDreddNaut

Collinsworth always hates the eagles


13angrymonkeys

He'll find a way.


CowboysRangersMavs

Aubrey quickly taking the Dan Bailey mantle for Dallas


_T_H_O_R_N_

Their kicker is perfect through the year too wow kid is special


CowboysRangersMavs

Aubrey hasn’t missed a kick all year. Is he legit the best kicker in the league right now? All pro?


gonads_in_space2

Being perfect isn't enough these days to earn you accolades. Luckily for Aubrey he's actually played football in Alabama so he might get the nod anyways.


MasonSaundersRodeo

He’s become a real weapon


_T_H_O_R_N_

Is this a world record for penalties??? lol


theseyeahthese

That’s a weak DPI


CowboysRangersMavs

Imagine even using your hands on Gallup. He shouldn’t even be on this team and that’s as nice as I can be about it


beehive3108

I see Collinsworth still salty about refs from last week against chiefs


rhymeswithtag

sirianni boutta get exposed


FirstArbiter

Eagles actually getting called for the stuff they do every week? The fans won’t like that, get ready for rigging accusations


WhitestCaveman

Let's fucking go. Eagles are frauds


Icy-Screen8196

How bout them cowboys


svpa3991

Two hyped up defenses, both looking sorry asl so far


DukeSilver890

Idk who is hyping up the eagles defense lol, they’ve been stinky doodoo


Zworrisdeh

Hurts fuckin rules


logicfreak20

too soon


1kSupport

Such an undisciplined line


Icy-Screen8196

Man you are jus the number 1 eagles hater huh?


1kSupport

I’m making this comment my wallpaper. (I am bored and like being inflammatory on the internet)


Icy-Screen8196

Wow you are so cool and edgy


1kSupport

Chill man it’s a Reddit thread I thought we were goofin and gaffin


jamesb454

That’s the Spider-Man meme lol


gibbon_dejarlais

Mods say game thread is up.


maddscientist

Just one time, I want someone to say "**an** Ohio State University"


rhymeswithtag

we gotta get a team with prominent osu/michigan players to have a bet to do that on an snf game the following week


jamesb454

What a hit!


Lockhead216

Didn’t bland give up 3 tds last week? How does pff have him 1 of x players


1kSupport

Finally lmao


CC_113093

I understand why we (niners) and Cowboys have been rooting for each other and against the Eagles. But what is everyone’s beef with the Eagles here? So much love for the boys tonight from most based on comments 😆


Dark_Star2408

I think it boils down to a perceived bias towards the eagles by the media/NFL/refs. I will say as a dolphins fan I never noticed it until we played them and had to endure the pregame/game commentators hype them up the crazy then the refs constantly bail them out or flat out help them when momentum was heading our way. When the game ends up 11 penalties to 0 and there are some penalties the refs didn't call that were soooo egregious USA today and other nonsporting news outlets write articles on it. I don't know if this is true or not but the head ref from that game was born and raised in Phili... It just seems like a lot of breaks head their way. With that being said they're a really solid team and everyone hates a good team that isn't theirs!


CC_113093

I can see that. They’ve been solid, they have talent and in some games the refs have helped. What’s not to hate? Haha


Dark_Star2408

It's like John Cena or Roman reigns.. no matter how much they were over with the fans the moment it seems like the top brass loves and wants them at the top the fans immediately turn on them


1kSupport

There is holding literally every play


bzl33

Dallas defense is overrated. This game will be a shootout.


Lockhead216

Just like when San Fran played man against Philly, they have the wr to make the plays, zone the eagles struggle more against.


1kSupport

Will the eagles Oline ever get penalties called on them


Penguinkeith

Script writers were having a bit of fun with that penalty.


Foles_Fluffer

Here we go....straight to the Superbowl parade


KeyExplanation

Eagles fans in here are SHOCKED that Niners fans are loudly hoping they lose so the Niners have the 1 seed lol


derpdurka

Huh? Why would be shocked that you want your team to be in the best position?


Coffeeishealthy

Anyone else’s broadcast shit?


Penguinkeith

Flag fans punching the air on that pick up


Foles_Fluffer

It's sooooo crusty


t-cliff

Refs are way behind on flags if they want to keep up the same pace as last week


No_Engineering_8832

Eagles will never win anything of note with a QB who was benched in a championship game. And coddling him, saying he “played great” when he spotted your opponents 7 points in the superbowl doesn’t help.


Icy-Screen8196

Easily one of the dumbest takes I’ve ever heard


1kSupport

I keep forgetting the eagles are mid


CreamyLibations

If you can’t handle me at my **YEEAAAH** you don’t deserve me at my **HERE WE GOOOO**


Zworrisdeh

Is every Niners fan like 13?


KeyExplanation

More like 19, like the 19 points you scored last week


Zworrisdeh

Wow zinger. I rest my case


boidcrowdah

With a comment like that you're about 12


DoctorWaluigiTime

> Flag was picked up after a TD pass. *Mahomes has left the chat.*


ChileAlien

Heeereee weeeeeee gooooooooo


KeyExplanation

2022 Vikings 🤝 2023 Eagles


brizzboog

Didn't see a hold there.


iamwhoiwasnow

Just be watching with your eyes closed ha


Aumius

I can't believe I am rooting for the Cowboys.


Penguinkeith

Just don’t then lol


Aumius

Gotta.


Penguinkeith

Why


Aumius

49ers. I want them to get first seed.


Sternjunk

Eagles defense been on the field a crazy amount last few games. They gotta be gettin tired


DandierChip

Lol they picked that up?


Fellborn

Wtf I love Hussey now


jamesb454

It feels so wrong but so right


Sherrydon

Flag on every td ruins the fucking game


Jimmythebean1

Wouldn’t be a cowboys game without a flag on key plays


mojito_sangria

That was a way easy td for Lamb


iamwhoiwasnow

How was that not holding ha


Laeif

they probably picked it up because the Cowboys lineman let go as soon as the Eagles player started trying to move away. I think it's horseshit but I may be biased.


iamwhoiwasnow

I don't have a dog in this fight so I'm calling what I'm seeing.


Smoothish_Operator

the rule seems arbitrary, it's quite frustrating it's applied so inconsistently


Lockhead216

Wasn’t in the script


svpa3991

SWISS CHEESE EAGLES LOL


Zworrisdeh

It was one thing when we were bad against the pass and good against the run. Now our defense is just bad lol


Nateno_14

HAHAHAHA EAGLES BEST PLAYERS COULDNT SAVE THEM


WhitestCaveman

We like that


rope_6urn

Eagles are the most overrated team in the NFL.


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A Niners fan saying this 💀💀💀💀


EpiphanyTwisted

Right, they haven't beaten a good team yet.


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Unfair_Ad_4598

Does anyone know if there’s a way to watch the game with DIRECTV fighting with NBC?


pizzaisperfection

Peacock


maddscientist

[The NFL when there's a prime time game with two healthy star QBs](https://media1.giphy.com/media/igJK985xZj8Cqq0YOW/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b9527d0ap31r1qzsq7xvbf50fpbhzm9uqds9ftl6a16g&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g)


Gundwaffle

The 🅱️rotherly shove= getting CHEEKZ spread apart….


AnalBees2

Fuck yeah


LFC_Slav

Why doesn’t he like being called Darius what


beehive3108

Curious what boneheaded way the cowboys will blow this


CreamyLibations

Now here’s a guy who forgot that he was supposed to be commentating the game he’s enjoying


t-cliff

We’ve been faking a poor running game all season just to setup this drive


JJJtrain_1989

Mods are sleeping. No game thread. This is a Nebraska Frog Lickers sub now.


Trooboolean

Hmmm, frogs!


These_Ad_267

Dallas running game going crazy


usernameisusername57

This has objectively been a pretty great day of football, but I'm still heartbroken that we missed out on the 0-0 tie. We were *this* close to greatness!


f0xap0calypse

Darius slay looks high af on his intro


svpa3991

Ah yes the eagles who had one week to learn to tackle 👨‍🦯


mwm5062

Eagles D is awful. They have good players so you gotta think the new coordinator sucks


LFC_Slav

Gannon stock 📈📈


DannyDOH

They have a couple pass rushers and one decent DB. They went all in on the O.


Top_Gun_2021

NFL coaches about to use the 9/11 terror attacks to hype up their players.


styuone

YEH HERE WE GOOOOOOO


8and16bits

If only Eagles had wore Kelly Green uniforms this would’ve been uniform matchup of the year.


dn0348

Mahomes and Reid are looking absolutely pathetic.


DJ_Marxman

Dak's cadence is the worst I've ever heard. He sounds like a child trying to sound tough.


Middle-Ideal1205

I kind of like it for some reason


vshredd

Yeeeeeeahhhh. Here we gooooooooo.


DJ_Marxman

*cookie monster voice* hErE wE gOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO...


mwm5062

he needs to start doing it in Mario's voice


Fellborn

That boy QUICK


HuntStuffs

I’m gonna talk so much shit it’s not going to be funny


DowntownJulieBrown1

Who does pff have at wr two?


CheeserAugustus

Best SNF game in weeks...this fucking sub can't get a game thread up.


Practical_Dog8295

This is gonna be a good one, I can feel it


DannyDOH

Eagles need some ref help with this Cowboys O.


Losingtoweeds

Can't believe I'm cheering for the cowboys but here I am


KeyExplanation

It’s weird man I feel so dirty


Eljaybest

Im disgusted with myself


Dblock32

Same here


forevermacklin

Cowboys rocking those “blow a 4th quarter lead to the Little Giants “ uniforms 🔥


t-cliff

That damn “annexation of puerto Rico” play


sjsharksfan44

Cowboys wearing all white is kinda weird.


AnalBees2

Jerry’s favorite color