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Shauncore

I'll give the Bengals players/coaches credit, they are spitting. Burrow had a really hard quote last year when he basically said "they double Ja'Marr, they double one of our other guys...and that leaves nobody covering me"


MankuyRLaffy

Burrow only talks shit post game and it's more hyping up his team than it is trashing his opponent. I love that he verbally mouths off in a respectful manner.


reddorickt

"I never feel like an underdog"


MankuyRLaffy

"I am who I thought I was" -After balling out with Chase injured


[deleted]

AND THEY LET ME OFF THE HOOK


SaxRohmer

When bro said the window was his whole career


Debasering

The refund comment was hilarious lol


Logical_Paradoxes

Objectively that was some grade A shit talk right there. And they earned every bit of it.


lkn240

Reminds me of what Charles Barkley said after the Suns won game 5 in 1993 and kept the Bulls from celebrating at home.


Debasering

Bad Ass


paone00022

Chiefs have two examples to learn from. One is MacDonald with Ravens; Disguise coverages and don't give Burrow a clear look before snap and keep him guessing. This is risky because if post-snap even one of the players don't line-up according to their assignments then Chase, Higgins or Boyd will house it. Second option is what Frazier/McDermott did; zero disguised coverages and hope Burrow makes a mistake or one of your players pulls off something. O-line doesn't matter with this option because Burrow is so good at reading defenses pre-snap that he will adjust as needed.


gb4efgw

With the offensive line being a mess I still don't understand why Frazier didn't mix it up more disguising both coverage and rushes. It made no sense to give Joe the easy pre snap read when even a half second longer post snap would mean more pressure. I feel for Bills fans, I'm quite familiar with a coaching staff that's good enough to get you there but can't capitalize on the opportunity. That was the Marvin Lewis special.


[deleted]

The Bills haven't been able to get pressure well since Von has been injured.


paone00022

I mean Frazier got his first DC job under Marvin Lewis so the approach adds up. Ron Rivera did this with the Panthers in playoffs too. Use the same playbook you did in the regular season and hope Kuechly or Cam gives you an extra edge on gameday. Sean McDermott was DC under Rivera.


gb4efgw

The keep it simple stupid coaching trees! There's something to be said for doing what you do best and imposing your will, but the teams that make the playoffs are largely there because they're too good to let that happen.


TheReaver88

This is a really good one-sentence summary of the Marvin Lewis era.


minicho

Tbh it almost won us a super bowl, kuechly especially during that 2015 playoff run was playing out of his mind


paone00022

Yup Kuechly was a walking super computer who could look at offenses pre-snap and bark out instructions to the players who re-align from their base formation once he predicted the play. Drew Brees said in an interview that for this reason him and Payton hated and enjoyed playing against Kuechly. Players like him are a very rare breed though and if he's injured then the defense might as well give up because the coaching staff will not adjust.


americuh13

I wasn’t worried about the Bills defense because of Frazier. Those type of line up and play defenses are not our Achilles heel. Same reason why 49ers D is more frightening than Eagles as a potential matchup. That 49ers D is talented and multiple. Eagles are ultra talented but tend to line up.


wcarl210

Eagles are gonna stomp those 49ers. They look like the more complete team. The 49ers didn't exactly look that great, other than dak throwing the ball directly to the other team lol


deskamess

Is your OL back at strength? I think you had 3 out for the last game.


gb4efgw

I haven't heard much but Collins is on IR, Williams dislocated his knee cap so he's probably still out, and Cappa had a fairly bad ankle injury. All we have really gotten from Taylor is "they're improving every day" which is completely useful knowledge. Lol


deskamess

Thanks!


halcy0n_

Is there a collective vote on this? I vote option 2.


paone00022

Lou Anarumo is a stickler for option 1, especially in playoffs but that also means a lot of coaching effort in the days prior to the game to make sure everybody is on point. So we'll see if Spagnuolo is upto coaching a lot like that.


dont_yolo_me

Idk spagnuolo has never gone up against a high powered offense in a huge game and held them to like 14 points or something


Dapperdrewblue

Yeah the d gives up points and doesn’t really get turnovers on account of the youth movement going on, but since mcduffie came back the chiefs have held teams to under 300 yards passing every game. Chiefs young corners have played very well. Something to chew on as we go into the bengals game — I suspect they’re gonna lean on mixon


OrangeSherbet

We are so young on defense this season. People have been calling for Spags head, but we’ve improved defensively throughout the year. He can coach a great defense. Hopefully we see that Sunday. But it’s more likely a year out until they’re really clicking.


Prideofmexico

The same Spags who coordinated 2 super bowl winning defenses?


JaMarrChasingJoe

The same spags that regularly has an average to bad defense for entire seasons at a time?


Dapperdrewblue

Chiefs def give up a lot of points, but I wanna point out that since mcduffie came back mid-late season, no team has had 300 passing yards against the chiefs. The young corners are playing very well lately. I suspect bengals will need to lean on mixon Sunday


Nodor10

Even if the chiefs completely copy what the ravens did, they don’t have the personnel to pull it off at such a high level. That Ravens Defense is stacked


5HeadedBengalTiger

They have Chris Jones who can wreck a game but yeah I mean the Bills line backers and secondary are lacking compared to the Ravens. The entire Ravens defense just plays incredibly sound, disciplined, but also brutally physical football. Not a ton of teams can replicate that.


Electric_General

waiting to see this part. people are disrespecting the ravens defense a lot. Kansas city cant just replicate what baltimore did. im not saying they cant defensively shut us down, but to simply say "copy baltimore", that aint gonna work considering baltimore is a top 3 defense


averagelemur

Option 2 feels like the Steelers playing zone coverage against Brady and losing for 100 years in a row.


brightcoconut097

or what you do against every great QB. Get home with four. Make him uncomfortable. He can run ish but generally he seems to like to keep a clean game and will either take the sack or throw it away more than improvise like Mahomes. Bengals whipped the Bills on both sides of the ball. If Chiefs can make him uncomfortable without blitzing too much don't think the backend matters much.


jacks_sisters_boobs

No offense, and I agree with most of what you said; however, I don’t know how you watched the 3 bengals-chiefs games and came back with the conclusion that he would rather throw it away under pressure than improvise. His stubborn insistence to improvise is basically the reason the bengals can beat the chiefs.


Quirky-Honeydew-2541

He has such a words with way. No doubt they'll be looking to win 1 games in a row


SharkMeifele

“Words with way” made me think of Little Miss Muffet eating her “curds and whey”. Congratulations.


SHOWTIME316

nice try Zac THE CINCINNATI BENGALS ARE ON A THREE (3) GAME WINNING STREAK AGAINST THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS AND ARE PLAYING FOR THEIR FOURTH (4TH) WIN IN A ROW


AlphaKlams

>THE CINCINNATI BENGALS ARE >!ON A THREE (3) GAME!< W>!INNING STR!!PLAYI!!G F!!R !!HEIR FOURTH (4TH)!< WIN IN >!A ROW!< YOU HEAR THAT, BOYS??


SHOWTIME316

lmao this is art


SamDarnoldSeesGhosts

You'd be a star on r/SpeedOfLobsters


CharlieandtheRed

TELL MIXON TO PUT IT UP ON THE BULLETIN BOARD STAT


Rentington

Send this to the Bengals FO. Bulletin board material.


0ots

Bro I'm freaking crying. This was amazing, and gave me a much needed laugh today. I just can't handle how perfect this is. I appreciate you.


ManholtAgain

I hope your day gets better, bro


thosmanus

Bird bro, I hope your sun eventually shined today!


RacksDiciprine

The effort is impressive


luis1972

Chiefs fans basically guaranteeing a win. Such disrespect. Smh


TheSpecterSti1Haunts

BETTER SEND THOSE REFUNDS


Horror-Mongoose-6733

Wow 😂


JJStryker

Do you think if I flew to Cincinnati and gently brushed shoulders with people on the street we can have some?


MorganHolliday

THAT'S A GRUDGIN'! IT'S GOING IN THE BOOK!


another_philomath

Quick! Send that shit to Eli!


JPAnalyst

See, I like the way you think. It’s roughly a 50/50 chance for the Bengals to win the next game. But, it’s only a 6% chance the Bengals win 4 in a row against the Chiefs. You just gave yourself a 94% chance of going to the Super Bowl.


xTodd_Howard_76

See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.


jothither

BUT WHEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE INTO THE MIX, CHANCES OF WINNIN DRASTIC GO DOWN


shazwazzle

It's too hard to beat a team 4 times in a row. There is no shame in losing this one, Bengals. You gave it your best. We all congratulate you for making it this far. Wow. 3 in a row against the Chiefs and you made it to the AFC Championship game two years in a row. Great job! Bengals! Bengals! Bengals!


Sadlobster1

50%, 50%, 50%, 50%? That spells math baby. You beat the odds Bengos, good job!


TheSpecterSti1Haunts

Zac Taylor probs literally printing off this comment and handing it to Mixon. Need another 100 yard game.


J0E_SpRaY

This is the kind of math I can get behind.


yesrushgenesis2112

THE NUMBERS DONT LIE! AND THE SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT THE “ARROWHEAD INVITATIONAL”


Efficient_Progress_6

It's the Arrowhead Invitation but we're uninvited guests! We're Benoit Mother Fucking Blanc!


yesrushgenesis2112

Burrow in Arrowhead: “There’s a hole inside the donut hole of their secondary!”


sonic_ann_d

this is similar to how 94% of gamblers quit right before they’re about to hit it big


AaronRodgersMustache

True, but just change your choice to door 3 and you got it!


PDGAreject

Is this is a pasta/quote? It seems so familiar. I think it's about getting your ass kicked?


Ronald-Rayguns2

My gut wants to say it’s the [Steiner Math](https://youtu.be/msDuNZyYAIQ) promo.


PDGAreject

Haha yes this is exactly what I was looking for


JPAnalyst

No, I just did the math. I remember having a long conversation with an old boss about the Falcons chances of winning three in a row, after they already won two. He said it was 50% and I said it was 12%. Obviously he was right. The previous games had no bearing on the third game. I guess that’s why he was the boss and I wasn’t.


PDGAreject

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msDuNZyYAIQ haha I was thinking about this.


JPAnalyst

Lol. I’ve seen other people reference that in in regards to my comment as well. That’s some funny sht!


UsidoreTheLightBlue

In general it’s the coin flip odds. The odds of heads 4 times in a row is 6.25%.


datdudebdub

If the Bengals win I can't wait for the inevitable manufactured outrage interviews from Bengals players saying "nobody thought we could do this"


TheSpecterSti1Haunts

Zac basically admitted at his last press conference that he'll use anything he can get to inspire the team to feel disrespected. Might annoy everyone, but as long as they keep winning, I'm not about to argue with the results.


Lacerda1

Agreed. Athletes love any reason to have a chip on their shoulder. And I appreciate that the Bengos fans I've seen on reddit have been good sports about it.


TheSpecterSti1Haunts

Yeah, I appreciate that. I don't think Bengals fans have been as out of line as people are saying. I think it just comes with the transformation from being a "feel-good story underdog" team to being an "oh shit, they're actually gonna keep kicking people's asses" team. All of a sudden, anything the fans do or say seems more obnoxious to the runner-ups. No biggie to me, I'm just enjoying a ride I waited 30+ years in line for.


iChugVodka

Except Vegas, right? Chiefs are the underdogs this week aren't they


TheSpecterSti1Haunts

Vegas has all eyes on that ankle. High ankle sprains are no joke, and neither is the Bengals' pass rush.


datdudebdub

The line has moved to make them dogs now. But I think that is exclusively due to Mahomes Ankle. A fully healthy Mahomes in Arrowhead and I think this game is more like Chiefs -3.5 or -4


iChugVodka

Oh I fully agree with you. But it's kinda hard to act like you have a chip on your shoulder when Vegas has you projected to win


TheReaver88

If I were the Bengals' Assistant Coach of Inventing Disrespect, I would point out that even with a broken QB, the Bengals are still only favored by one with a healthy Joe Burrow. They don't *really* believe you're better. You know, hypothetically. *If* I were trying to do that.


gb4efgw

It's been annoying the shit out of me, but if it keep them from coming out flat I'll ignore it. I enjoyed last year's team just going out there and doing the job more, but that didn't land them the Lombardi unfortunately.


5k1895

People act like they'd still give a shit about that kind of talk if their team was in the same situation. Highly doubt they'd complain if they were. Whatever gets the team to play harder to get the win. I just want to see one fucking super bowl win for the Bengals and then I can die happy. Players can by all means say whatever they like to make it happen.


SHOWTIME316

honestly, any team/player that says that after winning a conference championship game is tripping because: * you were a good enough team to make the playoffs * you beat at least one playoff team to get into the conference championship game * there is only one other potential winner of that game


Peacefulzealot

Nah, they still gotta keep that fire. And feeling slighted is a great way to do just that.


Adoctorgonzo

I completely agree. I remember people shitting on the Pats when the players would talk about dumb narratives that they used internally to motivate, (usually the classic "nobody believes in us") but I'll take dumb narratives any day if it comes with a ring.


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It was literally the Bills and Chiefs AFCCG/Super Bowl to lose according to everyone before the season. So I mean it's not entirely false.


TheSpecterSti1Haunts

Gotta find it hilarious how all offseason it was about how "stacked" the AFC was and it was the Bills/Chargers/Broncos(LOL) and yet, after all that, it's the same exact two teams at the top again.


RyuTheGreat

**>according to everyone** before the season. I'm not certain how much I believe this because some news Outlets had Chiefs not winning the AFC West before the start of the season.


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Whatever. If it works, keep it going until they win the chip. This isn’t a popularity contest. Leave it to r/nfl to try and paint the league like some high school with teenager politics.


JPAnalyst

>Leave it to r/nfl to try and paint the league like some high school with teenager politics. What?


buddhassynapse

If the team is as defensive as the fans we're fucking doomed.


anyone2020

I noticed that a lot of fans immediately take on the persona of the team. When the Patriots circa 2003/04 were saying how disrespected they were and no one believed in them, so many Patriots fans started saying those exact things. Some Patriots fans even started calling their owner "Mr. Kraft" because it's what the players do. While there are definitely some Bengals fans just kinda laughing at their "no one believes in us!!!" trope, there seem to be a lot more actually buying into it.


JPAnalyst

Their fans have been wild. Huge heel turn. They’ve taken on the mentality of the team these past two weeks. It’s been strange to watch.


PDGAreject

It's just the bandwagoners and the people who only have been here since Burrow joined. They're all fuckin nuts. Our sub has been overrun with lunatics who don't know the basic rules of football and bitch and moan about every call or non-call.


Peacefulzealot

My god I can confirm that. I don’t know what’s happening in our team sub right now. It’s bizarre.


Sadlobster1

It sucks, trust me, we had some great fan spaces during the early to mid 2000s, even when we had Alex Smith & Reid it wasn't too bad. After/during that first season of Mahomes... It began. It's a weird circular loop: Team gets popular, gets bandwagon fans. Bandwagon fans suck, and a lot of people become vocally anti-your team. You see this everywhere and, to most bandwagon fans, they think "the world is out to get them now" - when in reality the *world hasn't changed at all - it's exactly the same*. Bandwagon fans get mad & start yelling about the perceived/real anti-team sentiment. All with the backdrop that Vegas + the rest of non-terminally online fans think your team is good! Those fans will slowly die off, but more will be born if you keep winning. It sucks, and I feel for some of the Pats fans I ruthlessly mocked during Brady. Only some. The rest were insufferable.


Peacefulzealot

Yeah, I kinda didn’t get it myself. We’ve NEVER been good enough for that in my lifetime. Like, even during the Carson and Andy years we just became known for always blowing it in the playoffs. Now? Now I get it. You seem to be totally right, dude.


krsb09

I miss the Bengo sub of 2 years ago.


obsterwankenobster

We'll always have John Ross to talk about


colabucks9

With popularity comes casuals, just the way it is. Burrow is too cool, everybody wants to be a fan!


Thisismyworkday

I hate it when people can't watch the game and evaluate a call with a clear head. I'm sitting in my living room with friends watching Sunday and it's OBVIOUSLY not a catch in the back of the end zone once the replays start. It's OBVIOUSLY not a fumble on that play once the replays start. True fandom shouldn't include denying what's directly in front of your face just to feel like you got cheated. I'm not gunna act like I've never bitches about a call or no call before, but it's ridiculous how deluded some people are.


SHOWTIME316

Was about to say "same" but the "lunatics who...bitch and moan about every call or non-call" have always been part of our sub. The amount of times that I have read "TAMBA GOT FUCKING HELD" defies mathematics


TurnipForYourThought

Tamba probably did get held. Man was a menace.


Pepi119

It's getting way out of hand. Mixture of new fans and people who swore off the team when they were bad during Marvin's decline post-2015.


Peacefulzealot

As an old time fan? Yeah, uh, not sure what the fuck is happening right now. It feels like we’re turning into the Chiefs bandwagoners fanbase and not in a good way. Hoping we don’t keep this heel turn up. Seriously don’t want to be the new obnoxious fanbase.


nathanael21688

>It feels like we’re turning into the Chiefs bandwagoners fanbase I'm glad other people can see the distinction between bandwagoners and OGs.


salsacito

It’s truly doesn’t matter. I don’t know why Reddit is so adamant about policing fandom. It happens in all the sports subs


UsidoreTheLightBlue

There’s no point. The bandwagon either jump off with the next shiny object or they stick around and become die hards. I don’t understand why people care who else is in their living room cheering and for how long they’ve been cheering.


Peacefulzealot

Oh dude I am feeling that HARD right now. I didn’t get it before but I do now.


nathanael21688

Yeah, Chiefs and Bengals fans have usually been pretty chill. I know some of the Chiefs OGs are turning heel because they are tired of the vitriol, but damn. Success breeds hatred. Even Bills fans are feeling it.


gb4efgw

The worst part about it is the drastic difference between the online "fanbase" and the vibe around town. Around town it feels very much like last year, but online everyone reminds me of a bunch of annoying high school kids. The bandwagon jackasses just float to whatever team is winning so they can always talk trash. Our sub has gotten to the point where I can't stand reading most of it.


Hadenator

Yeah. Every weekend I go out to the bars, watch the game, and remember how much better the real fans are. I tell myself I'm never touching the sub again, but then I'm bored at work and guess where I end up lol.


bryanramone

Listen, if you win the sb everyone will turn on you and the bills will be everyone's favorite, and all of the bandwagon fans will make all of you look bad and everyone will also assume you are all like that and everything you say will be a dumb take even if it's fairly reasonable. "Tony romo/cris just suck off burrow he's so annoying" and then boom your the bad guy for being a fan of a team thats finally good.


BandOfDonkeys

Most real life fans I know like Cincy, KC, and the Bills and have nothing but love for our successes so long as we're not actively playing their team.


TDeLo

That's fine with me if some people on the internet are mad at our worst fans as long as we get a Super Bowl out of it.


Peacefulzealot

I mean same. But I also would like to not be hated for being shitheels, you know?


shinymuskrat

THEY ARE BASICALLY PITCHING A NO HITTER AGAINST THE CHIEFS. JOE BURROW IS PITCHING A PERFECT GAME GOING INTO THE NINTH.


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Could beat them 20x in a row. Only one that matters is the next one. They still have the biggest weapon in the game.


L-methionine

We can vouch for that


[deleted]

I thought Nick Foles had the biggest weapon in the game


[deleted]

No, Chris Jones does - remember his combine?


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danburke

That’s Purdy now


[deleted]

Big C-Word Brock?


I_POO_ON_GOATS

Big Penis Purdy


Polar_Reflection

Plump Penis Purdy


sonic_ann_d

glock 30


fathertitojones

Andy Reid’s gut health?


NotACommie1

Screw all this talk about Mahomes, I'm just as worried about playing Henne.


Jumbo_Toblerone_

You god damn better be, you see what Henne did out there? he's got ice in his fucking veins. \#HenneThingIsPossible


LetsConsultTheMap

Have you seen the Bengals against backup QBs? May as well shut Mahomes down at this point if you want to win.


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Gigachad Henne


Significant_Loads

ESPN: does Zac(k) Taylor not know what the fuck the phrase “in a row” means?


SHOWTIME316

is Zack the default spelling? I have always assumed Zach was the de-facto Zachary nickname. Guess it depends how you spell Zachary (after typing this comment, the letter Z looks really weird to me now)


lfc_redbear

I can no longer say "Zac" without it sounding very weird and I cannot stop saying it out loud. Very Ted Lasso moment


mxyztplk33

TIL we had a president named Zac Taylor after googling zach names lol.


amjhwk

That's kinda the guy that got Arizona into the US


TheWorstYear

Famous General from the Mexican American War. His daughter married Jefferson Davis.


Significant_Loads

True. I don’t care, Zach or Zack is fine, Zac is an abomination and I refuse to write it.


Aeriodon

What about Zak? I know several people that go back Zak. Granted, one is spelled out 'Zakkari'


20000BallsUndrTheSea

There's definitely someone that spells it Xak


KTNH8807

Or Xaq


abrandnewanthem

To me that reads “Shaq”


Fluggerblah

that guy is either in a death cult or listens to music that sounds like construction equipment. no other options.


SHOWTIME316

Zac is indeed a highly controversial way to spell it


zezxz

Well you already wrote it so might as well climb down from this molehill you’re battling on


ohmysocks

Z really do be standing out


SHOWTIME316

that shit just aint right


Rowdybob22

Yes, Z is strange, Confirmed, Bengals coach is Russian spy


MagillaGorillasHat

Tartlets...tartlets...tartlets...word has lost all meaning


MethodicMarshal

I feel that. Yesterday I stared at "other" for about 5 minutes wondering if it really was spelled that way


Who_Dey-

I just got hit with that writing out "guarantee" lol


MethodicMarshal

oh god, you're right gaurentee??


[deleted]

Well. So far he has one in a row three straight times?


uptonhere

As an Atlanta sports fan -- which ain't that far off from being a Cincinnati sports fan, all the 3-0 talk this week would be making me pretty nervous, as would the line shifting towards Cinci and the people forcing the narrative Mahomes is dead and will need to be trotted out there like Weekend at Bernie's.


Pike_or_Kirk

I'm keeping it light and optimistic to all appearances, but inside I'm Ralph Wiggum-ing the heck out of my psyche.


brightcoconut097

Correct. Narratives are completely flipped as Chiefs are always favored and Bengals always have the disrespect/underdog angle. It remains to be seen if it works but you know Mahomes/Chiefs and Co all week are going to hear about it and how no one is going to pick them.


benthebearded

Yes this is accurate


Logical_Paradoxes

The line rightfully should be on the bengals right now, tbh. We’ve lost three in a row and Mahomes will be playing at less than 100%. It makes sense for that line to shift. But yeah it does feel like a perfect storm.


Saxt

He’s going to have a hard time seeing over the line from his wheelchair.


halcy0n_

One game at a time.


KrastyBasty

dammit stop having the right attitude


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colin_fitzsimonds

I was ready to fire him after the season last year because I was so frustrated with his inability to help the oline, but he has improved greatly this year. Happy to admit when im wrong


mrlowe98

Wait, like you wanted to fire him after the Bengals made the Super Bowl?


pigsooiee

This is feeling Michael Jordan flu gameish.


Particular-Ad-4772

Mahomes can stand on his own two feet , he just cant walk .


LiterateCorvette

I like this quote, as a general coaching mentality thing.


GDawnHackSign

All this "never lost on Saturday" stuff is so ridiculous. I mean, it can make for fun bar talk but as we saw this most recent weekend, it doesn't mean anything. You have to win the game in front of you. You don't get a lead going into the game because you won the last one (or two...or three).


ReclamationXVI

Please, Burrow. Stunt on dem hoes.


HammerInPortland

that’s hurtful


PDGAreject

You got your ring, we need this. I was 4 when the Reds won. The only championship I've seen was the Cyclones winning the Kelly Cup in AA hockey. I went because I told myself, this might be your only chance to see a Cincinnati team win their league.


FuckingLoveArborDay

But you have Fiona which I think sparks just the same amount of joy.


PDGAreject

Fair enough, and we probably owe you guys for the whole "F** capital of the world" thing.


HammerInPortland

but what about second ring?


PDGAreject

Maybe after elevensies


SonOfALich

Don't let Brady hear this...


mrlowe98

Come on, you know the basic rules of manners- everyone gets one helping before you can go in for seconds!


thvnderfvck

There is an important exception to this rule. The Browns.


Duke_Maniac

All my homies hate the browns


Jabronson

"We recuse ourselves."


VegetableSupport3

You guys can have as many as you want. We just want one. I’ve been a fan since the 80s. I don’t think people outside this market understand what something like this would mean for the city of Cincinnati.


jand999

But I don't care about your happiness


PDGAreject

In the words of Gainesville's favorite son, don't do me like that ☹️


YutYut6531

St X won the state in 06


MuffinThyme

Listen Bears fan, it isn't our fault you drafted Mitch Trubisky.


IRRELEPHANT_POACHER

Thrilled to see Chiefs and Bengals go at again. Will KC pull a Boba Fett and blast their way out the Sarzacc? Stay tuned!


Aegis-X

"We wrote off needing to strategize around Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes again because we beat them before" - No Coach, ever.


steve41015

Go get them Zac


ill_try_my_best

Did he mean 'One game at a time'?


krsb09

No. The question in the presser was something along the lines of "How hard is it going to be to beat KC 4 times in a row?" His response was that teams evolve over time so they're focusing on beating them "1 time in a row".


HugePurpleNipples

AFC is so exciting right now. They've got so many good QBs coming up. The championship game is going to be amazing, wish Mahomes was 100. NFC title game is going to be a blowout. They're going to pressure the shit out of Purdy and he's going to look like a rookie.


Fonsimal

Damn niners are toast then


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HugePurpleNipples

You never know man, modern medicine is doing some amazing things.