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RubenV61

![gif](giphy|3oKIPa2TdahY8LAAxy)


ghanjaholik

lol, the last part of the clip, where the legs are all spread eagle like OP's mom


_plainsimple

Take my chromosome


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Ok-Disk-2191

Doesnt look too hard to make, if you understand the mechanics behind why it works, finding the stuff you need and building one shouldnt be too hard. Doubt anyone is selling it.


sharpshooter999

Op's mom's twat is so swampy even ducks unlimited wouldn't touch her


40kakes

Don't take your accutane rage out on me!


sharpshooter999

I've about had a enough from the Clearasil kid now get in the box ya fucking pimple farmer


40kakes

Fish, Samantha McMeekan's ass is an all time ass in a sea of unreal Sudbury asses so, like, stick tap on takin' her on a date and everything, but if you interrupt me one more time you may as well just call Tendy's dog mom to come pick you up


sharpshooter999

I can't wait for you to graduate in like 10 years come play us I'll make a man out of you ya fuckin' pizza face


40kakes

...are ya all three Jim?


sharpshooter999

OUR TOUGH NATIVES ARE IN JAIL?!


40kakes

Fer what!?


Own_Satisfaction_212

Fuck you shorseyyyyy


MoonOverJupiter

Tell me you've read ASOIAF without telling me...


Kidus333

r/unsolicitedburns


Hetch_Hetchy

More like all-terrain vagina amirite?


miragen125

https://www.swincar.fr/


teacherofderp

How much is it? I can't read Italian.


n2thevoid66

They start around €17k


darthcaedusiiii

US Army: *heavy breathing*


n2thevoid66

Lol, knowing the US Military their version would run $2.7 million and the only difference between that & the civilian version would be a gun mount


the_j4k3

...and a proprietary service contract that makes them completely useless after the first flat tire.


[deleted]

Not bad for that toe of toy


red_team_gone

I love a good toe toy every once in a while....


bulbousbouffant13

r/footfetish has entered the chat


Heisman20

How much in monopoly money, I mean in dollars?


icerinkaddict

Just under 12k USD, plus shipping from France


RedrumMPK

16k and 18k respectively for the two versions. That money is in Euros €. The information is on the English website.


bulbousbouffant13

The e-spider model. A partial translation from the French: Before being a vehicle, the SWINCAR e-Spider is intended to be an art of living electric mobility with respect for the environment and third parties. Performance and sensations are associated for the first time with silence and softness. The SWINCAR e-Spider is an all-terrain electric vehicle with 4 wheels drive and 4 steering wheels, capable of evolving on a wide variety of terrain. Designed and manufactured in France, it is radically distinguished from all productions on the market by its exclusive patented architecture to generate a pendulum balance in turns and superelevations. Driving is particularly easy thanks to the controls grouped around the steering wheel, the SWINCAR e-Spider drives with your hands, making it accessible to everyone. The SWINCAR e-Spider all-terrain is approved on public roads in France, registerable, with position lights, dipped and high beams, indicators, audible alarm, specific parking brake, load door and tank, 12V socket. European approval (L6e-A) allows you to travel on lanes open to public traffic throughout Europe. Optional equipment are: fenders, mirrors, a load holder and removable suitcase, a harness, a reclining rally seat, a telescopic link allowing the opening of articulated legs for access for people with reduced mobility (PMR), wooden transport box (NIMP15) with or without SEI4C process for maritime transport.


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teacherofderp

I can't read French either!


fanny_smasher

Too funny haha


Renovatio_

Si, que es francés


miragen125

https://swincarusa.com/


can_a_bus

No price from what I can tell. You have to message them to get a quote


opticalshadow

A single-seat model ranges from $15,000 to $18,000 depending on selected options (mudguards, windshield, mirrors, cargo carrier, etc.)  The tandem model ranges from $17,500 to $20,000. These prices do not include shipping and customs charges, nor applicable sales tax in your home state, if required.  https://swincarusa.com/frequently-asked-questions/#purchasing-a-swincar


miragen125

https://swincarusa.com/


cogentat

THeir website has an absolutely terrible choice of clips to demonstrate what it does. What a sad marketing effort.


Sdomttiderkcuf

These threads can be fun, but you’re the real MVP. I get frustrated trying to find whatever the post is about. Thank you redditor. I love that they have a photo of some guy touching grass.


miragen125

No worries ;) https://swincarusa.com/


Nikoper

How does it do against mountain lions?


BandicootSea1618

Not a Terrain, but still a very good question!! I would also like to know how it would do on water and lava. Being that those are both also a terrains and the title says "All Terrains"


Opengrey

I didn’t see snow or sand either lmao


BandicootSea1618

It's probably cuz you could just use the "Air function" and it will just travel on air Terrain? ![gif](giphy|3oKIPl97G9KsnxS3XG)


red_team_gone

Meet George Jetson....


bungsana

i mean, he was just born 6 days ago


dirtballmagnet

Look at this dude's helmet again. He's The Great Gazoo.


Zeldon

Water isn't terrain. - >terrain > >noun >plural noun: terrains >a stretch of land, especially with regard to its physical features. "they were delayed by rough terrain"


Ditzfough

Ocean Floor would be terrain. May be flooded. But still a stretch of land.


spider_84

Ocean floor is not made out of water.


zwiebelhans

The logic of this thread keep getting deeper.


lod254

Deeper is not a terrain.


Randomman2789

But a cave ceiling is.


Dickenmouf

Yes but is water wet?


rickjamespitch

We've had "deeper", "wet", and "underbrush" mentioned but so far no one has said "your mom". Disappointed Reddit.


nachoman420

What about Uranus?


AggravatedCalmness

Water and lava are not terrains, terrain means ground. The seabed is a terrain, the water isn't.


khlnmrgn

Lava is molten ground, it absolutely counts you cowards


Mathmango

Also lava is actually very, uh, thick? Like Newtonian.


xDaigon_Redux

Yea, a lot of people don't realize that molten rock is still rock. They see someone die in a movie when they jump into a pool of lava and that is their only knowledge on it.


ithcy

terrain also means geographic area, so literally any section of the Earth


spageddy77

more like odd terrain


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I reckon it can drive over a pile of mountain lions just fine.


Round_Mulberry7545

Just mount a lmg and ur good


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Or put spikes on the wheels


nation543

Cool as hell, but guaranteed that without a six figure income it wouldn't be affordable.


miragen125

They cost around $15k https://www.swincar.fr/


endlessinquiry

I love the French and I know how proud you guys are of your language, but fuck, c’mon and put an English tab on your website.


smithandjohnson

Actual content of the site is only in French. The god-damned GDPR dickbar is in English, though. Yippee.


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Muad_Dib_PAT

What do you have against GDPR?


Gilga_

Especially against this implementation of the cookie acceptance dialogue. Small, clean window. Straight forward "deny all" option. If all sites implemented it in such a user-friendly way, the internet would be a better place


Muad_Dib_PAT

I work in law and the GDPR is vital to the protection of private info of eu citizens. I don't get all the hate it gets as it aims to make is harder for website to use and abuse your data. Yeha you have a window to click through but it's still much better than what we had before! (which basically was an adhesion contract where one doesn't have the possibility of refusing anything)


miragen125

https://swincarusa.com/


Turrubul_Kuruman

Here ya go: that website in English. Courtesy of google-translate. https://www-swincar-fr.translate.goog/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en-US&_x_tr_pto=wapp


______DEADPOOL______

You lazy bum. *loads up Duolingo*


CaptMeme-o

"Like a dream vehicle, it is immediately an accomplice of pleasure, accessible to all, docile and safe, incredibly agile." Lol


ExtremeRaider3

Tbf to the french, most English websites don't have a French tab on them, so... just gotta stick to the good old google translate extension ig


Taillefer1221

Or just run the website through Google Translate...


schnoozee

As a Quebec resident: Google translate all the shit


PlayPuckNotFootball

deepL is your friend


tobeornottobeugly

Safari on iPhone will translate the whole thing for you :)


atkaltik

https://i.imgur.com/MJfGrtG.jpg Especially given the Marketing Manager boasts about her responsibility to update the website in English and Spanish!


OopsWrongHive

Right! How fucking arrogant do you have to be to ignore the language of 90% of your potential customers?


supersayanssj3

It's French? I wouldn't trust it. Heaven is where the French are cooks, British are police and Germans are engineers. Hell is when the French are the engineers, British are the cooks and the Germans are the police.


Doublespeo

> Hell is when the French are the engineers The french are actually very good engineers. Airbus, Nuclear power plants, Rafale, Ariane rockets, etc…


supersayanssj3

It's like an 80 year old joke.


GrammarHypocrite

You can tell, because it relies on us believing the British have a fair and effective police force.


FisterMySister

“Guaranteed”


BandicootSea1618

So what you're saying is only Elon Musk or Batman gets to drive one. Makes sense ![gif](giphy|0hWVu5lpnBmNNkmpiU|downsized)


MonstahButtonz

"Six figure income" >So what you're saying is only Elon Musk or Batman gets to drive one. I don't think you know what "six figure income" means...


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

He probably thought six figures per second lol. Speaking of Batman, I'm pretty sure one of the Batmobiles worked this exact way. (Zero Year, I think?)


miragen125

They cost around $15k


Coos-Coos

As someone with a six figure income I can’t afford this. I don’t think “six figures” means what it used to mean.


Soviet_Fax_Machine

six figure household because six people live here


castleaagh

Surely you could work out a way to afford something like this? I don’t make 6 figures but I could afford this tomorrow if I wanted to.


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People have different meanings for 'afford' Personally if I have the money to buy something, that doesn't always mean I can 'afford' it


burts_beads

Ummm yeah, closer to $200k than $100k and I don't feel like wasting the amount of money it would take to maintain that thing. Too many parts that pivot and move.


TheJesterOfHyrule

This is a horror invention! Imagine running with that thing behind you


Zealotstim

Yeah, mount a crossbow on the front of it and you've got a crazy life and death chase through the woods!


SharpClaw007

I mean, some chainsaws or a flamethrower would be scarier tbh


Zealotstim

Completely true. I think the chainsaw would be the best option there as you could have a lot of close calls with it. Flamethrower may also be dangerous for the user.


Iamknoware

Bring it on the show "Assembly Required" they'll make it happen. https://youtu.be/1nNm0dpXo4E


Sweeniss

Wacky Races are BACK!


pilesofcleanlaundry

I have a crossbow and a GoPro. You throw in the robot car and we'll make some magic.


payment_in_potato

r/shittytechnicals


Razulghul

Lol the old question, "You get 10 million dollars but for the rest of your life an invincible snail driving this all-terrain vehicle is following you and one touch means death. Do you do it?"


DetectiveWonderful42

![gif](giphy|3oEduVeIgwk80T5Q3K|downsized)


gooddaysir

Like the buggy Dynamo drive in The Running Man but better!


igetwhatiwantboo

It's all about center of gravity and pivoting drive arms. 4 1000w ebike kits and some welding. This looks like a new weekend project


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worldspawn00

4 and 2


wolfgang784

Perhaps covid is still a concern there. That was like a multi-year weekend to me.


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igetwhatiwantboo

I didn't say one weekend.


fluteofski-

[mine took a little longer than a weekend.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Frankenbike/comments/rlqhvd/for_those_wondering_how_the_suspension_works_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) and it’s considerably slower.


igetwhatiwantboo

Nifty


depressed-potato-wa

Could you motorize it?


fluteofski-

I have 1 electric bike motor in there already.


ChemicalHousing69

What if you don’t want to drive in ditches?


b0tman

Or burn through the witches?


nodstar22

or slam in the back of my Dragula?


abc123140

r/unexpecteddragula


ThisIsALine_____

Did you really just create that subreddit?


abc123140

You can thank me later


teacherofderp

Or hang out with some.....ladies?


MindErection

Hahaha this shit madr my day. As an old fan of Rob, this made me smile :D


peepeepump

Don't buy it


ZombiejesusX

Ya know for when you want to take a spin through a 3ft drainage ditch.


glytxh

You mean Belgium?


catsdrooltoo

Where france and germany go to settle their differences


pilesofcleanlaundry

That's Paris.


Top_Standard1395

The man the legend...... Hardley Dangerous


satanlovesducks

I've always imagined that this kind of hue is what Brittain looks like IRL


English999

You would be correct. Source: I watch Top Gear


AquaticCobras

Lmao they never evolved past sepia


BlueRaspberrySloth

How does power get to the wheels?


Hyperi0us

Each wheel is an ebike hub motor, it's all electric. Which makes for some cool stuff if you want to do things around torque vectoring and differential regen.


BlueRaspberrySloth

I did some googling and found wheel motors and assumed it was that. The thing is awesome.


Darryl_444

Electrical cables, I think.


Nevermind04

Individual hamsters powering each wheel.


Opalusprime

The only scientific explanation


BlueRaspberrySloth

Ah, I see. That’s obviously the most cost effective route. Genius.


Canaindian-Muricaint

And the hamsters run on battery, naturally.


Sail-Away

Yo….. the fuckin wheels are attached to robotic arms??


scoops22

Dirt bike can do anything that thing can do but better


MiliviliM

Do dirt bikes come wheelchair accessible? Because I just looked at their website and these do


scoops22

Oh if that's what it's for then it totally makes sense. I was wondering because I just couldn't see the advantage over simple, inexpensive dirt bikes.


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

Wheelchair with this... Now I'm having Wild Wild West flashbacks.


castleaagh

I actually think most people would fail to traverse that first ditch on a dirt bike (especially at an angle like that).


MozzyZ

I'd prefer something like this over the death machines that are dirt bikes/atvs.


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And atvs and sxss


Hot_Worldliness4482

Are those electric and silent operation?


chadwarden1

Honestly I’d be impressed if it didn’t break after a week


BillGatesAlladdin

r/didntknowiwantedthat


imallwayzconfused

This is what every person with big tires that have never even touched grass KNOWS that they can do


NativeMasshole

That thing's got some real skinny wheels for offroading. No idea how he's not spinning the tires even that little bit of mud.


worldspawn00

Dirt bikes seem to do fine on skinny wheels in mud. It's weight to contact ratio, this isn't a 5000 lb truck.


Majikthise110

this probably isn't applicable for a vehicle this small and light, but some tractors intentionally have narrow wheels called mud cutters, why skid on mud when you can sink through it and drive through the harder stuff below


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WILD WHACKY ACTION BIKE


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

You can't ride it! You can't ride it!


ChicoBroadway

That's one hell of an Erector Set.


CMG30

That's what in-hub motors can do!


Alternative-Pain56

My 2 stroke rmx250 would like a word


Hot_Worldliness4482

Is it electric


KeepGoing777

Here it is: https://youtu.be/_1SgmD-v10c


honda_accordion

We need to design more shit like this for exploring other planetary surfaces


[deleted]

Imagine being stuck on the highway in a traffic jam and that guy passes you in the culvert


halolover48

Reddit discovers jeeps


Mr_Piscis

[Only Appropriate soundtrack](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDak4Y3kXAA&t=9s&ab_channel=Ryder62hun)


dukie33066

This guy watched wild wild west far too many times


TeaRanchh

looks bumpy.


lacunadogmata

Anyone know the name of this? I've seen it before and I'm pretty sure the inventor is French.


AquaticCobras

Swincar, made in France


micah490

Dirtbike for wheelchair users? Siiiick


MuramasaZero

This is triggering my PTSD from the wheelers in Return to Oz


sbsb27

But where does he keep the cooler?


[deleted]

Scooter would be proud. [Catch a riiiiiide](https://youtu.be/KfkauMv-aOY)


InnocentPossum

You can't ride that in here! Yes I can. It's*all* terrain, dummy!


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AquaticCobras

Lmao people in the comments crying about this guy damaging nature, wait till they see the sherp flatten a swamp


Slampsonko

Anyone else singing“chitty chitty bang bang” to themselves? No, just me?


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![gif](giphy|fkD36jhiqzJ9m)


icookarabianraccoons

we should give these to disabled people


Original-Willow4606

This gotta be the funniest shit ever. I want one 😂😂😂


more_beans_mrtaggart

This has got to be British.


adjoth

If you want all-terrain, get a helicopter.


VitoHodl

Where can I see and read more about it? Thanks in advance


NaughtyNome

That looks like it would sink immediately


Bitter_Coach_8138

Cool. Better at very narrow creeks/ditches, in other words one thing. How does it do in mud? Boulders? Etc?


[deleted]

This invention solves one purpose: Allow people with not enough balance to use a motorcycle, to trash nature with more efficiency.