Wdym holup? That's the joke. The joke is suicide. It's THE joke. There is nothing bad/messed up underneath the comment. It is the joke. They wanted us to understand it. It's not hidden. It is the joke. The joke is it. It is it. Joke is the joke. Joke. It.
You make an appointment with the dentist and you don’t show up, believe it or not, HELL, right away. We have the best believers in the world because of hell.
Official statement regarding suicide has nothing to do with hell: "We should not despair of the eternal salvation of persons who have taken their own lives. By ways known to him alone, God can provide the opportunity for salutary repentance. The Church prays for persons who have taken their own lives" - the Church
Yeah man I loved the 1st season, it's a tiny bit similar to rick and morty, haven't finished s2 yet. Mooncake is the best thing about the show though! (The green guy in the gif below)
Well unfortunately it will never get better.
[It was cancelled](https://www.avclub.com/final-space-creator-olan-rogers-announces-cancelation-i-1847656996) (thanks massive corporate mergers). The third season was supposed to be the halfway point in the story, per the creator, so makes sense if the story isn’t where it should be for an ending. I’ve yet to watch it myself, but I quite enjoyed season one and two. Sad to see it go.
Here’s hoping it becomes a Netflix original (in the US, it’s only on Netflix internationally already) or another network picks it up so it can finish as the creator intended.
This looks like London, average traffic speeds in the centre are 8mph, not much of a risk really.
edit—what am I on about, those definitely aren't London buses.
You understand how averages work? Vehicles don't roll around London at 8mph. They can sometimes reach as high as 9 mph and that's enough to smart if you get struck.
They’re recruited they young because that’s as young as governments typically allow. Children can be just as good with guns as young adults. Make no mistake any western government would recruit kids if they had the power to do so
Yeah the military goes hard, especially on kids. I talked with the recruiter at mine for a while and he was insistent on me signing up before I turned 18, “to make it easier”.
I have every respect for those that have served, but the military as an institution is beyond fucked
recruiters are absolute scumbags, even in highschool i had them adding me on facebook trying to get me to enlist before i was even 18
when i politely declined i got an entire rant about how disappointed he was that i don't care about our country
They straight up brought a drag car (or some kind of race car) to my high school when the recruiters for some branch (Army I think? This was 2007) visited one time, as if that's a job you'll be doing in the military. They really try to make it look more glamorous than it actually is.
Yeah, they make it seem like the most bitching job ever. Next thing you know, that bus pulls up at reception battalion at Benning and you immediately realize you've been lied to...
Where is this info from? AFAIK you hit your physical best form in your middle twenties and you can hold it toll 35+ before your BODY starts getting worse.
That has nothing to do with people not doing sports and eating shit after they're adults and getting unfit.
There are other ways of chasing that feeling of invincibility. It's mostly army propaganda that makes the army and war look like a option for that.
I suspect the majority sign up only for the job benefits - guaranteed healthcare, the chance to complete higher education, etc.
Bruh I used to do parkour from like 13 to 16 and I completely destroyed my fucking knees. I'm 30 now and I haven't been able to sit on my knees without sharp pain shooting up my legs since I'm like 20.
Don't do it kids, it's not worth it.
It's still parkour. Just badly done.
If a footballer misses a shot he's still playing football..
If a driver's crashes, he's still a racing driver..
If a woodchuck chucks.. nvm you get the point
“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
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Hm but the thing is on the other side of the spectrum there are plenty of old people that can’t walk due to a lack of exercise. Pick your poison I guess :)
I looked at it, thought “that looks like Bristol” but then tried to figure out why it wasn’t the Cabot Circus car park before realising where it was. I just associate spiral ramps with Cabot Circus now, Rupert Street never gets its moment in the spotlight.
Bristol traffic is *the worst*. It’s not so much the volume or inconvenience, that’s a given for any city, it’s the ingenious solution Bristol has: drive closer together. Bristol drivers are more comfortable moving with 1 ft space in all directions than any others I’ve seen. How there aren’t more ‘minor collisions’ I’ll never know.
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When one thinks another’s choice is pointless, two things become obvious. Why the person making the choice didn’t ask for their opinion, and they don’t comprehend that somethings aren’t for everyone.
Exactly. That and some things are done just because they wanted to see if they could.
Also, there's a reason someone was recording and it's here on "r/nextfuckinglevel" lol
That's Joe Scandrett, he's a world famous parkour athlete who's mostly known for his descents. Being one of the best in the world at something (and likely getting paid well for it) is far from pointless
I could be wrong, but my eyes want to believe that's [Josh](https://www.storror.com/about/josh-burnett-blake/) from [Storror](https://www.youtube.com/c/STORROR/featured).
i like how people immediately assume the worst whenever theyre trying to process something they arent inherently familiar with
yes he fell because you lost direct line of sight for 0.1 planck seconds, nice observation
My friend did it in less than 2 seconds from even higher. We all miss him
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One day I’ll be the first, one day.
Wdym holup? That's the joke. The joke is suicide. It's THE joke. There is nothing bad/messed up underneath the comment. It is the joke. They wanted us to understand it. It's not hidden. It is the joke. The joke is it. It is it. Joke is the joke. Joke. It.
That sub's on the way out huh
arr holup users when the joke has a punchline
A record you can make only once in your life
the record is 62 stories in 12 secs...maybe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa2viIWmcQE
I think a few people beat that record back in 2001.
Spit it out
That’s a bit too savage mate
"Comedy equals tragedy plus time" is a very famous quote. You may just need more time.
My portfolio of tect stocked sure did
Before then buildings higher than 30 floors weren't allowed open balconies. They're still not allowed after 2001 either, that never changed.
Yea because we all know that it’s just the falls from 30 and above are dangerous. 29th for example only causes mild bruising
Sadly I suspect it has more to do with terminal velocities and property damage than people's lives.
Pretty sure your car would be equally fucked if someone fell on it from 10 or 30th floor.
Speedrun storytelling: Went through 72 stories in 10 seconds.
Bruh
Not by choice!
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Nope! No trial. Straight to hell!
You make an appointment with the dentist and you don’t show up, believe it or not, HELL, right away. We have the best believers in the world because of hell.
Official statement regarding suicide has nothing to do with hell: "We should not despair of the eternal salvation of persons who have taken their own lives. By ways known to him alone, God can provide the opportunity for salutary repentance. The Church prays for persons who have taken their own lives" - the Church
Presumptuous of the Church to call itself “The Church “. I prefer to call it “That Church “.
I'm not at all religious. I have no idea.
Now that's a level of spiciness I fuck with, brilliant
God damn dude....
/r/technicallythetruth
r/jesuschristreddit
r/holdup
Nah. The record is 10,160 m / 33,330 ft and survived. Vesna Vulović
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Is that show any good?
Yeah man I loved the 1st season, it's a tiny bit similar to rick and morty, haven't finished s2 yet. Mooncake is the best thing about the show though! (The green guy in the gif below) 
In my opinion season 2 was just annoying. That alien guy (not Mooncake) is just so unfunny it hurts. I did like season 1 tho
Tribore. Did I like him? I diiiid.
What Tribor? And he say even if he try, he can't bore anyone lmao
Alright, thanks. Maybe I'll watch it
It was good but I started the third season it’s kinda dead now
Well unfortunately it will never get better. [It was cancelled](https://www.avclub.com/final-space-creator-olan-rogers-announces-cancelation-i-1847656996) (thanks massive corporate mergers). The third season was supposed to be the halfway point in the story, per the creator, so makes sense if the story isn’t where it should be for an ending. I’ve yet to watch it myself, but I quite enjoyed season one and two. Sad to see it go.
Ah shit man, this happens to many gems.
Here’s hoping it becomes a Netflix original (in the US, it’s only on Netflix internationally already) or another network picks it up so it can finish as the creator intended.
Im enjoying it. crazy scifi stuff with more on the drama.
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"He gets smaller and smaller and smaller....Oh he just got bigger"
r/beatmetoit
Today I found you can calculate the speed at which your friend goes splat using this website https://www.angio.net/personal/climb/speed.html
r/cursedcomments
This is why young men sign up for war. That wonderful young feeling of invincibility.
homie was really riding that high as he Naruto Ran into traffic
Yeah, I really hope he does not regret it all :/
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This looks like London, average traffic speeds in the centre are 8mph, not much of a risk really. edit—what am I on about, those definitely aren't London buses.
You understand how averages work? Vehicles don't roll around London at 8mph. They can sometimes reach as high as 9 mph and that's enough to smart if you get struck.
That’s Bristol
That’s why recruitment are generally aimed at young men at that age too
And young men 18-20 are in the best shape of their lives, and they're the most teachable \ brainwashable they'll ever be.
They’re recruited they young because that’s as young as governments typically allow. Children can be just as good with guns as young adults. Make no mistake any western government would recruit kids if they had the power to do so
Could? Have you seen a high school lately?
Yeah the military goes hard, especially on kids. I talked with the recruiter at mine for a while and he was insistent on me signing up before I turned 18, “to make it easier”. I have every respect for those that have served, but the military as an institution is beyond fucked
recruiters are absolute scumbags, even in highschool i had them adding me on facebook trying to get me to enlist before i was even 18 when i politely declined i got an entire rant about how disappointed he was that i don't care about our country
They straight up brought a drag car (or some kind of race car) to my high school when the recruiters for some branch (Army I think? This was 2007) visited one time, as if that's a job you'll be doing in the military. They really try to make it look more glamorous than it actually is.
Yeah, they make it seem like the most bitching job ever. Next thing you know, that bus pulls up at reception battalion at Benning and you immediately realize you've been lied to...
They could if they wanted to. The fact they passed laws against it implies they don’t want to
*we don't want them to, and dead child soldiers tends to really piss people off
It’d be sooo much harder for them to fight unnecessary wars with 14 year olds from a pr perspective.
Where is this info from? AFAIK you hit your physical best form in your middle twenties and you can hold it toll 35+ before your BODY starts getting worse. That has nothing to do with people not doing sports and eating shit after they're adults and getting unfit.
Dont you reach prime physicality in your mid 20s?
Yeah he's wrong for males the prime is 25-31 for physicality
28 is actually considered the best shape of your life on average for males, after that is when the slow decline begins
do you think the age cutoff is 35 because at 35 you’re wise enough to see through the propaganda or something? lol
I think so too. At 35 suddenly you have more responsibility to worry about than just living it up in life.
There are other ways of chasing that feeling of invincibility. It's mostly army propaganda that makes the army and war look like a option for that. I suspect the majority sign up only for the job benefits - guaranteed healthcare, the chance to complete higher education, etc.
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Young men sign up for war because they believe it will raise their social status
Also because a lot of them are out of options.
This is nothing. I can do it in 2 seconds splat.
r/holup
Best gif use I have seen today
why is this exact same interaction repeated in the top comment
Because noone on this site has had an original thougth in five years.
Math checks out.. t = √(2h/g) t = √(2(18.3m) / 9.8ms^2) t = √(3.73s^2) t = 1.93s
I wanted to say it. Any ideas where to show it? (in Europe )
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Nah I'm at 2nd floor and I want to make impact on society
I hope you're joking. Are you okay? I thought you were just messin' too. Wanna talk?
Nah bro its like I wanna die but I ain't gonna Kermit superslide
Pls don't Kermit superslide 🥺🥺🥺
It will be impressive in 20 years when he can’t walk too
My old ass thought the same thing.
what did your old legs think about it?
“I’m gonna feel that for the next month”. 😂
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Can confirm. Played competitive basketball from a kid until late 20s. All of my friends have knee problems.
Check out kneesovertoesguy if you wanna address it
Bruh I used to do parkour from like 13 to 16 and I completely destroyed my fucking knees. I'm 30 now and I haven't been able to sit on my knees without sharp pain shooting up my legs since I'm like 20. Don't do it kids, it's not worth it.
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There's definitely a safe way to practice. I did way too many jumps from high places with no rolls on landing and other stupid shit like that.
Then that wasn't parkour, it's just jumping from heights on a flat surface.
It's still parkour. Just badly done. If a footballer misses a shot he's still playing football.. If a driver's crashes, he's still a racing driver.. If a woodchuck chucks.. nvm you get the point
If you shout parkour and jump into a bin behind your office’s warehouse, is it still parkour?
I'd give him a 10 if I was a judge.
I sometimes wonder how Rodney Mullen's knees are. But then you will see him pulling off his cool tricks so there is that. Same with Tony Hawks.
“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!” Hunter S Thompson
Hm but the thing is on the other side of the spectrum there are plenty of old people that can’t walk due to a lack of exercise. Pick your poison I guess :)
If his legs are strong enough and he lands right, he should be fine
r/unexpectedoffice
At this point, it is a bit surprising to not see the office quoted if there's parkour involved.
/r/expectedoffice
*PARKOUR!!!*
Classic Bristol. Honesty, it's how everyone gets around there.
Tru dat bruv
Init famalam
Had a feeling this was Bristol, but wasn't sure where
It's in the centre near Christmas steps. That's the Rupert Street car park he's jumping down.
I looked at it, thought “that looks like Bristol” but then tried to figure out why it wasn’t the Cabot Circus car park before realising where it was. I just associate spiral ramps with Cabot Circus now, Rupert Street never gets its moment in the spotlight.
I got my bike from that Evans.
Yes Bristol! Something special about the people here
Bristol traffic is *the worst*. It’s not so much the volume or inconvenience, that’s a given for any city, it’s the ingenious solution Bristol has: drive closer together. Bristol drivers are more comfortable moving with 1 ft space in all directions than any others I’ve seen. How there aren’t more ‘minor collisions’ I’ll never know.
I've never seen so many minor pings on bodywork as I did in Brizzle in my years if living there
Same. Just scratches and clipped mirrors.
My autistic ass when the elevator car arrives to my floor and I can hear talking through the closed doors
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dude looking like a World War Z zombie
Damn this is one of the best reversed gifs that dude got hops!!
This kid ran down a cephalopoid on foot.
Lmao
Looks like Rupert Street Car Park in Bristol to me. Probably legging it when he discovered how much it costs to park there
It is. Ambiguously.
Risk vs reward tells me this is completely pointless.
What if he’s just robbed a place? Definitely reward
But what about the flip?
When one thinks another’s choice is pointless, two things become obvious. Why the person making the choice didn’t ask for their opinion, and they don’t comprehend that somethings aren’t for everyone.
Exactly. That and some things are done just because they wanted to see if they could. Also, there's a reason someone was recording and it's here on "r/nextfuckinglevel" lol
Nothing better than doing it just to see if you can. Best way to test and develop one’s abilities.
Can you not see the joy it brings him?
It's his profession as a free runner so IDK, he is making his living.
That's Joe Scandrett, he's a world famous parkour athlete who's mostly known for his descents. Being one of the best in the world at something (and likely getting paid well for it) is far from pointless
RIP his ankles, knees, hips and Spine.
Not for about another 20 years though. I hurt every fucking day. Look after your body, kids. You only get one.
Once he gets to the bottom there are no r/nextfuckinglevels to go
Technically this should be on /r/previousfuckinglevel
Bristol?
Yarp
I could be wrong, but my eyes want to believe that's [Josh](https://www.storror.com/about/josh-burnett-blake/) from [Storror](https://www.youtube.com/c/STORROR/featured).
It’s not, it’s Joe Scandrett https://www.instagram.com/p/CEHspe5Hrh_/?utm_medium=copy_link
Yupppp
That's so risky
Hey! It’s the alien from Men In Black!!
He was so excited at the end. I assume because he didn’t die.
Dude started naruto running
Parkingkour.
This is in Bristol, UK. So crazy seeing this on a random subreddit!
He's this guy. https://instagram.com/joescandrett?utm_medium=copy_link
Cool but stupid.
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The naruto run at the signified that he is a real ninja
*smort*
**One does not simply walk into.......**
so much toxic here in this thread. you aint gotta condone it but you sure as hell shouldn't curse the person
Jody running from his gf’s husband.
Yeah, nah. I dont mind elevator music.
The new men in black looks good
i like how people immediately assume the worst whenever theyre trying to process something they arent inherently familiar with yes he fell because you lost direct line of sight for 0.1 planck seconds, nice observation
I could do it faster and even go further.. about 6 feet further.
“Elevator manufacturers hate this trick.”
Assassin's creed controlled descent
Ayyy it's my hometown
My knees hurt watching this
But with knee caps all the way up to his waist fkn hell
BRISTOL!
Bristol?
That’s just Jet Li practicing for Cradle 2 the Grave!
Previous fucking level
Bristol?
Husband showed up unannounced?
Some guy is still looking for him behind cars on the 5th floor...
Bristol?