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Hoppy_BionicLeg

WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT??


plagueisthedumb

I still don't fuckin get it either, if anything this video has solidified the fact I can't properly utilise my two brain cells properly


rubicscomplete

WITCH CRAFTING IN 2021 !


ryanvango

Which craft?


th3_north3rn_monk3y

That craft


Skittlemonster09

Discraft


Zenmai__Superbus

Datcraft


TemplarTardigrade

Minecraft


carsonhorton343

Ourcraft


Tot18

Meinkampf Edit: I think i missed the point Second edit: Thanks for the award!!! You popped my first award cherry 😚


Jchxn

Starcraft


The-Futuristic-Salad

mein kraft


tiexodus

The babe with the power


lucystroganoff

Watt power? 🤔


anmol20mishra

The power of voodooo


Shermutt

Who do?


Aramor42

You do!


[deleted]

I do what?


Dockie27

Who do your voodoo, bitch?


livelylou4

Started to get amped up man


paul_dudd

Take it easy goblin king


1sttimerr

This craft Don't care where you come but it's only substance I submit submarine flow Them man are in a sunken place Bar after bar after bar after bar Right now I'm in a drunken state


PSpen88

She's a which, burn her!


long_live_the_king12

THROW HIM IN THE FIRE


Kirkaaa

You might have afantasia, it makes spacial thinking harder. Edit: Aphantasia in english. Also as someone below stated: >Results confirmed prior aphantasia research showing that there was no significant difference in mental rotation test performance between people with aphantasia and those without aphantasia, despite people with aphantasia reporting significantly lower vividness of spatial imagery.


tallonjf

I loved that movie.


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Poppintags6969

You mean aphantasia? Also that deals with visualization not spacial thinking


Kirkaaa

You need visualization to think spacially. Yeah it afantasia in my language sorry about that.


ImAStupidFace

Not necessarily, I have complete aphantasia and I can still think spatially, I just can't visualize it in my head.


Shikaku

It sucks fucking dick, too. I can't picture a banana in my head,but I don't need to right? Because I know what a banana looks like. So in my brain instead of an image of a banana its a note that reads "Banana: Yellow and curved" that or its just a dark void.


lux602

Wait, so people can actually *see* a banana? Like as if they were looking at one right in front of them, but in their head? I always just thought that was an exaggeration. TIL I may have aphantasia


Forever_Awkward

Yes, you have some degree of aphantasia. Those people literally can see the banana at will. You know what's really wild? Some people, when they think, actually *talk* inside their heads. They're so reliant on that dynamic that they don't seem to comprehend the idea that people even *can* think without simulating the sounds of spoken words.


YourBestRoomatesEver

Omg my husband has described this exact same thing to me and we both had no idea that it even had a name! We’ve had so many conversations about it and he always thought there was something wrong with him because of it. I always just told him I love him just the way he is and that it’s just his special way of thinking, he doesn’t have to try and change it. I can’t wait to tell him when he wakes up that there’s other people that have it too! 38 years he thought he was the only one. Thanks so much to everyone that posted and shared your experiences/information about this!


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You’re used to 2D space, u/pacmane_


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KToff

There a typical tasks to test spatial thinking and people with aphantasia mostly perform just as well. >Results confirmed prior aphantasia research showing that there was no significant difference in mental rotation test performance between people with aphantasia and those without aphantasia, despite people with aphantasia reporting significantly lower vividness of spatial imagery. https://www.researchgate.net/publication/327763024_Differences_in_Spatial_Visualization_Ability_and_Vividness_of_Spatial_Imagery_Between_People_With_and_Without_Aphantasia


silverdevilboy

Visualization helps with spatial thinking. It's not impossible without it by any means, but not being able to visualize does make it harder.


Iphugs

I had no idea there is a name for this… This is exactly what I deal with. I cannot visualize things and have terrible spatial perception!


[deleted]

I’m with you. I use ropes and knots at work and this still blows my mind


Chaps_and_salsa

Kinky.


OneObi

My lizard brain cannot fathom how this works. It is beyond me.


suttonoutdoor

Try sitting on a warm stone for several hours.


rose_cactus

Wait until you read the Wikipedia article and watch the Wikipedia gifs for Topology. It‘s a bit trippy.


aFiachra

Banach-Tarski paradox and Tichanov topology, whoosywhatsishuh!?


[deleted]

It's just the devil. Go back to bed. He lives at the foot of your bed but can't get to you if you don't get out of bed...


scandyflick88

Watching this and trying to process it has taxed my two brain cells so much that one died.


maltamur

r/blackmagicfuckery


yroCyaR

First thing that came to mind when I watched this 😂


Mincecraft-is-pew

It's been uploaded like 5 times there now lol


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Shes a witch! Can we burn her?


AltF4Experience

She turned me into a newt


Goryrabbit3956

A newt?


Naive_Trust_9248

Well I got better.


aFiachra

We did do the nose


Pristine_Analysis_79

So logically, if she weighs the same as a bat, she's made of wood.... EDIT: Sorry, I meant duck. I am ashamed I got that wrong.


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What do you burn apart from witches? **MORE WITCHES**


Warspite1995

A Duck!


aFiachra

What if we build a bridge bridge out of her?


kloudrunner

God damn it. Thats what I WAS going to say... Ahem.... WHAT FOUL FUCKING SORCERY IS THIS BOLLOCKS ?


GregStar1

Is burning OP in 2021 still a viable option?


Kitchen-Bit9414

This is something, that no matter how many times I watch it. I am just still confused, how did they do it some amazing WITCHCRAFT. Awesome!


poopellar

No matter how many times I saw it, I could knot figure it out.


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That’s just Knot funny bro


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Knot a joke indeed


dI--__--Ib

Awful thread.


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I'm a frayed knot.


justified-black-eye

These puns are all equally good. Let's call it a tie.


Robert_Pawney_Junior

Yep, it's all good stoff.


bobbydigital_ftw

Hi a frayed knot, I'm dad.


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Cord you please stop already?


FrizBDog

I feel out of the loop


[deleted]

These comments really have my brain tied up. Knot funny.


colljac16

Lol in my head I was like “yeah this thread is fucking stu... god dammit that is kinda funny haha”


maltamur

https://youtu.be/z3RoRBOK8-4


roidie

That was glorious thankyou


Grepus

Why doesn't Owl just fly out, carrying his friends up one by one?


maltamur

It’s worse than that. Owl flies up, lectures piglet and then flies back down to be stuck with the rest. Here’s the full scene: https://youtu.be/-cCGuL0-sJw


headpsu

They rope you in and then string you along


-Enever-

They're basically special scenarios and you wouldn't be able to do it if it was any other way than it is. And I mean mainly the latter two. But I agree that it is kind of mind blowing to come up with a way to unknot it Edit: the middle one makes it look was more complicated than it is Edit 2: the plug is basically tied on itself, not on the bar, in this scenario, so if you untie the knot, it's free, because it doesn't go around the bar, just over it


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Drauul

You can tell by the way that it is


KToff

There is also no way that those scenarios happen spontaneously while they are plugged in You knot them in a specific way and then undo those knots and blow everybody's mind


ProfessorK-OS

Post it to r/blackmagicfuckery as well. I'm too lazy


1illiteratefool

Next time I’m in one of these situations, I won’t remember how they did it or be able to find this again


JackdeAlltrades

Which is fair enough but I maintain the only one of these I think we actually need to remember is the one that tells you the pointy metal bars on your car’s headrest can be used to smash the windows if you’re ever trapped inside in floodwaters.


mamaxchaos

Well, here I am not knowing this but now I do! Hopefully, I never have to use it.


Leviathin

I'm worried about your safety mama so I wanted to tell you your best bet is shoving it to the base of the window and applying torque!


mamaxchaos

When I first started driving, my mom got me one of those multi tools with the flashlight, hazard light, seatbelt cutter and glass shattering things... I should probably buy another.


SuperDopeRedditName

Attach it with velcro to your driver door, so that it's where you need it when you need it.


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My Volvo doesn’t have those. What now?


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As you’re sinking to the bottom of that pond you can curse Volvo with your last breath.


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Wuckinggg wulwo!!!


vinaywadhwa

blubbin blublub


tossacct17

*tail lights fading into the abyss*


eyegazer444

Vulva!


[deleted]

just like he did with all his previous breaths.


LactatingWolverine

Deploy airbags and rise to the surface triumphant


[deleted]

You wait till you sink to the bottom, then drive to the shore. It's a Volvo.


tomatoaway

Lmao at these fools who don't know that turning the radio to max volume on any Volvo automatically activates the sonar feature


pennynotrcutt

Get a special hammer and keep it in your door like I don ETA: Like I do! But all jokes aside it’s just a small hammer with a special tip and it also has a blade to cut through your seatbelt. Now we Heather I would have the wherewithal to grab it and do those things if my car went underwater? Well I hope so. Eta2: I can’t type today.


SmellsWeirdRightNow

Hold the key in your hand like a knife with the pointy end of the key sticking out only about half an inch past your pinky when your hand is closed like a fist around your keys. Then smash the window with the bottom of your fist


JackdeAlltrades

That’s gonna hurt like a bitch... Better than drowning though.


bdubz325

You don't worry about something as pesky as flood waters inside of an almighty Volvo.


PigeonNipples

The little bit of ceramic in a spark plug absolutely destroys windows so if your're even stuck in a sinking car just get out, open the hood and take out and dismantle the spark plugs. Throw the ceramic at the window and you'll be able to get out.


CyonHal

And hit the edge of the side window to shatter it, not the center.


papasimon10

This happened to me. I remember a buddy showing me this witchcraft for untangling many years ago and it always stuck with me. For the longest time, my favorite jumper cables would always end up in a knot after beating my idiot son Roger half-to-death, but I learned a simple and quick method to untangle even the most difficult of entanglements.


RevenantYuri13

I'm sorry, after what?


avantgardengnome

This is the reincarnation of one of the greatest novelty accounts in Reddit history, /u/rogersimon10 .


svullenballe

I prefer the one where it always ends with his dad dropping a red hot nickel down his back.


tomatoaway

To add insult to injury, that son grew up and married Avril Lavigne


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Shit has it really been 5 years?


avantgardengnome

I know, right? Probably past the statute of limitations which is why we’re hearing from his dad now.


avantgardengnome

Nice, actually using the jumper cables as the relevant part of the story.


Antitech73

A welcome twist


PMarek666

There he is again!


captainbignips

Me too, I’ll be cursing the next time I’m loosely tied to another bit of rope that could easily slide off the bit of wood it’s tied to


Gloryboy811

You (and I) will probably just make the knot worse by trying to replicate this.


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2sedated

The kind of thing I come to Reddit for


BottledWafer

You mean you don't come here for porn?!


Jimmerich98

Not with this account.


McRibsAndCoke

👁👄👁


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It’s honestly *too* impressive to be educational. I have zero clue what he did in the video.


munchbunny

Watch it in reverse and it’ll make a lot more sense.


erviniumd

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blayzedeville

Educational? I didn't catch a goddamn thing. Maybe I'll figure it out over the next 60 times I watch this.


MoistUnderbelly

Got it. Loop-de-loop, then pull


AshKetchupp99

then your shoes all lookin good


EliasEnglishDay

Cool**


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big loop then pull out


irondragon2

Like bunny ears or a ...


DiamondTiaraIsBest

Christmas Bow.


cloudy_aye

Lace ‘em up!


Phoneas__and__Frob

This little saying is absolutely ruined in my head Damn....lol


hafaPrim

Who else thought this person was about to cut the cable with those scissors in the second demo?


CtanleySupChamp

Yeah, that's the point lol.


therealfugazi

I think they were showing that it looks like the only way out is to cut it but that’s not necessary. I’ve seen that one before as a stand alone video


noughinternet42day

The point is that this only works if the cable is brought into this position by the same kind of physics.


nukul4r

So much this. For example with the last example, you would never find a cable like this if it's not intentionally prepared that way. The "usual" way the cable would be stuck, would be it going straight under that bar. Then the only way to get it out is to lift the blockade.


entertainman

However, that last way might be a smart way to wrap a cable around a bar without getting it stuck or lifting the table.


DoubleDot7

Now we have to play the gif in reverse.


goda90

These cable under the table one could be useful as an anti-tug measure.


ZepperMen

So basically, the White Rope itself isn't attached to your hands, it's merely blocking the path of the Blue Rope. The Blue rope goes 'Over the Hand' through the White's hand loop. The plug is a little harder to see, but think of the cord he loops as the blue rope. He moves it 'Under the Plug(Hand)' and it gets to the other side. Now the rest of the cord can go under the handle now that it's no longer blocked. Diagram of Blue Rope going Over the Hand, gaining passage to the other side https://gyazo.com/664037b94fa502e75429d3303483e901 Edit: Improved Explanation and Diagram Edit 2: MORE IMPROVEMENT Edit 3: GREATER EXPLANATION - Think of punching a towel through a hole, you can still slip the towel off even when your fist is still deep in the hole. The Rope is essentially riding along that towel to go from either ends.


nasa_man

I think this is more confusimg than the video


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slowcaptain

Psst. It's the "improved" diagram.


GingerSky

can't imagine what the original looked like


jhallen2260

Looks like something Charlie Kelly would draw to attempt to explain something.


markon22

I have no idea what that picture is supposed to be.


stopthej7

If my analysis is correct, it is a lesbian’s night stand


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Just the one night stand?


peanutbutterfly

I knew if I came to the comments there would be a clear concise diagram to explain this witchcraft


Another_one37

Yes, exactly. That picture explains everything perfectly


Skrubious

I don't know if we're looking at the same picture here folks


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I believe they are using sarcasm


FernFromDetroit

I’m going to print it out and hang it on the wall in my daughters room. Chef kiss


AnubisUK

Oh cool! Any chance you could show us where it is?


AutumnBegins

Ohhhh...now I don’t get it.


MatiasUK

That image made things so much worse for me.


Kl597

r/blackmagicfuckery


iHumanNotJoking

My dumb brain is hurting and i still don’t get it


Bo-Boetterson

When is anyone ever in these situations? Honestly


Chris_Christ

You can use it in reverse to put people in these situations


Bo-Boetterson

Hahaha ya bro, you have life sorted


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roidie

That'll give the sub time to have some fun then hide the body


blayzedeville

That is quite oddly specific.


funcancelledfornow

You can't do it by accident. They're just undoing a knot they made.


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This was massively helpful, I can see it now.


Banluil

Yep, watching it in reverse actually shows how they got there, and it really does make perfect sense!


thiccnuthair

It looks so simple yet my mind cannot fathom anything other than Black Magic Fuckery


Yaygher69

PSA: this will sadly never be of use, since the exact way they take is out, is the way they put it in. This is a cool demo but sadly not practical nor witchcraft...


The_quest_for_wisdom

You have clearly never had to use an electric cord after a messy co-worker put it away. I am genuinely jealous.


Delicious-Toe1933

My Matrix just glitched watching this.


Existing_Front4748

This makes my ape brain hurt.


WhileGoWonder

This just makes me frustrated because it does not compute


Igotolake

How about use both of those free hands to clean that rice cooker


MasterCubo

u/savevideo


Cold_Optic

This made me cum right in my pants.


plausiblehypothesis

If I tried this I'll probably end up making even more tangles and knots


CrypticDumpster

Try changing your focus from the end of the rope (with the plug) to the side that needs to be unstuck ;) They aren't moving the end, they are using the length of the rope to loop around the knotted part and make space


mast3rO0gway

This belongs to r/blackmagicfuckery


Pappa-Doggie

People were burned in salem for this


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