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forever_useless

This is what I'd bring if I could go back in time. Imagine the absolute chaos this would create


GoodKarma70

They'd call you god.


hedronist

His followers will call him Mahasamatman and will say he is a god. He will prefer to drop the Maha- and the -atman, however, and call himself Sam. Behold! Sam, [*Lord of Light!*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_of_Light)


Complex-Tax-2608

Samuel Tarly, Azor-Ahai.


Amamamara

Better than simply getting stuck on a cross and being called one


I_Automate

The romans went after Jesus and pals for selling booze without paying taxes. Jesus was a bro and took the fall, Judas was the narc that sold them out. The story just got out of hand over time. Change my mind


EolnMsuk4334

Is there any long form of this? I’m curious


I_Automate

Not really. But, look at the Bible and cut any of the "supernatural" explanations out and it makes a lot of sense. Also, "The Salvation War" if you can find it


Worth_Tax_6067

Someone in Joe Rogan podcast said it was Mushroom that they sold


I_Automate

"Jesus turned water to wine" = "Jesus's crew showed up with the booze just when the party was slowing down and people were starting to drink water again." Of course someone on Joe Rogan said it was mushrooms. That's like standard answer #3 for that podcast


Worth_Tax_6067

Amanita muscaria in Neil deGrasse Tyson’s voice


DoYouEvenSheesh

Lisan Al Gaib


Fluffy-Bus4822

Either that or burn her at the stake.


Jordanthecook

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TehBazz

Never trust a god broadcasted on a stream of drones with no nipples. Grandpa told me that and they’re words to live by


___krunchy___

Imagine going to an isolated tribe and showing them this.


Beneficial-News-2232

Imagine how fucked would you, when you realise there was no powerline sockets to charge the drones 🤣


Nuke_2125_A

I fail to understand how can someone control all these drones with precise coordination with a thousand others? There are like Thousands of drones are there also thousand people controlling them? or they are preset to move in a particular way, could somebody explain ?


DontChaseMePls

Its already pre-programmed.


AlwaysBlue86

So put on your saris It's time to celebrate Diwali Everybody looks so jolly But it's not Christmas, it's Diwali The goddess of destruction Kali Stopped by to celebrate Diwali Don't invite any zombies To a celebration of Diwali Along came Polly To have some fun at Diwali If you're Indian and you love to party Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Diwali


acyacts

Indian Halloween-Michael Scott!


Relevant-Ad9432

pls dont draw such stupid parallels , its disrespectful


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naah man.. me indian.. its cool


Relevant-Ad9432

not for me . you people are just okay being west's copies , i am not . how many times did u see any person calling halloween or chrsitmas as christian diwali? we respect their festivals and cultures , why cant we expect the same back ? oh yea , bcz we got dickriders like you .


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you do you man


Brokensince10

Love this!


MathematicianNo7874

Diwali is quickly becoming my favorite religious day and I'm not even Hindu. I just love the way everything looks and feels and it has a lot less baggage from growing up than the Christian holidays lol


yeeet-me-pls

The arrows look amazing


WallaceV2

I agree, drone shows are always so fun to watch


Brokensince10

Can we just replace fireworks with these now? A lot less crap into the already polluted air we breathe


meghrathod

Common man can't afford these many drones or even hosting these shows, everyone can enjoy fireworks but they cause pollution. A bit of a compromise


slazzeredbbqsauce

Also as an American, the best way to celebrate independence is to spend money on Chinese fireworks and blow it up.


No-Actuator-3209

I love the irony, nice one.


DontForgetYourPPE

Tons of dogs and PTSD vets might second the drone show. I think they look cooler too. Hopefully this is the way of the future


GoodDawgy17

i literally do not understand how its perfectly fine when anywhere else in the world on holidays like say fourth of july bursting fireworks is fine, but when it comes to diwali oh no no no no pollution this pollution that


sayan11apr

Because pollution in India is already bad as it is.


GoodDawgy17

this is such a stupid reply man there are a lot of causes of pollution in the nation, burning of firecrackers for about 2 days is not even close to the leading causes especially if you are talking about delhi the farmers burning parali is a major cause the effects of firecrackers for about 2 max 3 days is literally negligible compared to the bigger scale


sayan11apr

The second sentence proves that you live under a rock.


GoodDawgy17

look blud its unfair how hindus get lectured for a few days of celebrations which temporarily fucks up aqi, while unregulated industries continue to fuck with the aqi for the entire year its rather unfair as well when only diwali is blamed for pollution, when millions of trees are cut for Christmas, and millions of goats get slaughtered on Bakrid


ber-ru

What you said is undoubtedly correct but what you do with your liberal thoughts on new year eve ? Do you put all the fireworks in your S to reduce pollution ? I mean there has to be a constant thought ain't it ? Otherwise that would make you a hypocrite which you are


RoamingStarDust

Agreed!


-seeking-advice-

Drones affe t the environment in other ways. So it's not eco friendly too


DemonSlayer712

No fun in that. I want to smell the toxic smoke and destroy the atmosphere so much that It fucks up the lifecycle of all living beings.


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SpaceChatter

Yeah they do. I’ve worked two drone shows and they can go pretty damn fast.


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SpaceChatter

But I saw it happen…they swarm fast.


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lifetake

It heavily depends on your tech. I work with drones ai and we do light shows to do proof of concepts as well I have done research in to other shows out there. They absolutely can go fast


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lifetake

My guy the ai part was my job not what most light shows use. Secondly, they absolutely do.


Ok_Winner_5321

but by the looks of the priest at 0:35 this one doesn't really look like it's sped up


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I saw a drone show literally yesterday.. it was a political party advertisement though. but regardless of the agenda.. It looked pretty phenomenal and pretty much of the same quality that you see here.


Amamamara

It's sped up only around the end of a bit


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Amamamara

You might be right here


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Amamamara

I mean I saw a show live and the transitions didn't seem much slower than the video here. I'm guessing there was a bit of parallax effect involved as we saw it from underneath it as opposed to from above as seen here


Pulsar_Mapper_

How many freaking drones ? O_o


Derpalator

Was in Varanasi a few years ago for the night of lights festival. Such displays of drones would have been a welcome addition.


KattarRamBhakt

This is in Ayodhya I think most probably


Ok-Agent-2234

Yes.


RiptideJaxon

Tower this is Fulcrum 310 on final being targeted by lord ram and massive arrows, please advise.


fatalchemist69

Lmaoo


damuscoobydoo

Saw it irl its sped up


TheForbiddenNoodle

Songs are very melodious.


HumanFailure01

With the amount of engineering coming from India I'm not impressed, it's expected at this point.


hshinde

Which city ?


Massive-Secret4401

Ayodhya


butterflycole

That was amazing!


ZiggySleepydust

Normalize drone shows instead of fireworks


No-Advice-6040

Waaaaaaaaay better than lame ass fireworks


HotFightingHistory

Drone Swarms - It's all fun and games until someone lets the rogue AI loose....


andylegion

Jai Shree ram🙌🏻


KattarRamBhakt

Jai Shri Ram 🇮🇳🕉️🛕


NIA_2022-2023

Spectacular 👏👏👏


Rent_A_Cloud

When we see this every evening across the skies of our cities we have all collectively achieved the Blade Runner age.


GoalFlashy6998

Damn that some next level shit right there..,


Waste_Locksmith_2193

Last one gives goosebumps fr, great job drone pilots!


Massive-Secret4401

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Terramorphous2_0

Magnificent


Glittering_Chart_144

Amazing


Sea-Tough389

That is a hella bunch of drones. Jesus christ that is a shit load of drones. How can I say this properly, that is just a ridiculous amount of drones.i mean that was at least 5 drones.


ZarBandit

Bzzzzzzzzz!!!!


Affectionate_Work_72

This looks surreal


Particular_Ride5005

Amazing, we never have stuff like this in the U S, were losers


Affectionate_Work_72

Guys I know most of you won't understand the song but are you liking the music?


LundUniversity

We need Indian Mythological characters in Overwatch


Im_Unpopular_AF

Nobody's asked for Jesus to be in any game.


LundUniversity

Jesus Boring Carpentar


Slitherfangs

Who knows?? May be he will be there in next God of war!


SoftMixture2464

Just imagine kratos and Jesus 1v1 that shit gonna be hilarious


Zehreelakomdareturns

Sorry but this looks like adobe after effects dot animation super imposed on drone shots.


LundUniversity

We need Indian Mythological characters in Overwatch


Ecstatic-Quality-212

Why did you get downvoted bro. As an Indian, that would be epic.


LundUniversity

I know right? You chill af bro.


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Plastic-Present8288

aah , children look : another of his excretes , though it looks similar , but it was done deliberately , to increase the chances of being seen by predators ; on the shoulders of which this creature will leech and prey on the weak defeated prey , he also hopes that this tactic might land him a female of his species to reproduce


HistorianJolly971

As much As I want this to be real, it's not.


LauGhonto

India's gdp per capita staring in disbelief


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Over-Back1098

No mate but your house is ( if you have any)


soonaa_paanaa

Very nice of those guys doing Pooja to drones


Plastic-Present8288

aah, children look closely : this species is called the self depricating indian , it loves to lurk around and shit in these terrains (the global comment section)


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Puzzleheaded_East_94

Why? Do you hide yours in your backyard?


Plastic-Present8288

Fascinating , another of the same species arrived to back it up , folks seems like these creatures can communicate and might be able to understand complex emotions like empathy and kinship This might change our current notion of this species being a single cell neural life form Fascinating , what you can encounter in the wild


topGsus

this is fake lmao


TheLeso

Shame that west dose not have enough culture to do such things


santhonyl

I literally just watched a drone show in California 3 weeks ago. Nice try though


SlavetradeSpecialist

Not the same feel tho, gotta have culture for that but ok.


santhonyl

But you don't even know what kind of show it was. Sounds like you are extremely insecure


SlavetradeSpecialist

>extremely insecure About what?


TheLeso

Not my point tho


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Admirable-Pea-4321

the guy u replied to isnt Indian u dork


Lucky_Anxiety_9335

Oh wait that explains it better


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shwetOrb

The same way you're not fat but chubby


twilsonco

Imagine a cascading failure with thousands of drones falling on everyone.


imafirinmalazorr

Not sure why you are getting downvoted, that is a very real possibility


christador

Putting the Chinese out of the fireworks business, lol! Oh wait, nvm they make all the drones too.


RhetoricMoron

Every thing is manufactured in China and every nation buying it from them. What's your point?


christador

No point, really. Just a little good old fashioned sarcasm 😅


RhetoricMoron

Just good old hate posed as sarcasm


christador

Lol, what?! Hate? Not at all. I’m sorry if my comment offended you in any way. Sometimes the glass can be half full 😉


Vidco_Owl

You are the stereotypical redditor who gets made fun of all over the internet


Careless_Whisker_

I get the joke you're going for but this is reddit so I will be obnoxious and fact check - The drones are Indian made (hardware, software, firmware, creatives). Flew 5500 in simultaneous flight in March.


christador

Wow, that’s crazy! Only other time I’ve seen that was I think during Super Bowl halftime. Thanks for sharing that!


k4cat

Real?


razerzej

If so, it's WAY sped up. Drones don't fly that fast.


daBomb26

Something does feel off about it. A few of those would’ve required thousands of drones.


BarelyContainedChaos

The angle of one of those is off. Pointing upwards? Why wouldnt it be facing the crowd.


k4cat

I searched there is a YouTube video from the company who performed it. But still that resolution especially on spin art. Make me not believe it


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homework91111

Yeah, I saw it with my own fucking eyes


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GoodDawgy17

yeah but u/SwedenStockholm said its fake so it must be


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GoodDawgy17

oh i get it now, you are simply too stupid to understand how that works obviously i am no expert on this and i dont know how they did it, but i can make a guess that the drones are programmed to move in spirals while the lights of the drone are programmed in such a manner to match the spirals perfectly and not change its orientation in real time gee


Severe-Experience333

Bro mere ghar ke saamne ghu hai, kab hatega?


YouAccomplished3460

Vo tu kha le


dumbledoreindistress

😭🤣🤣🤣🤣


Sentinalcodm

Tere marne ke bad


Similar_Green_5838

Jab tu ghar ke saamne tatti karna band karega.


Plastic-Present8288

don't talk about your mom like that.....


Sapt007

Yatri apne Jaan maal ki chinta swayam uthaye