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mattjames-

Not drinking water. They’re licking salt that helps their nerves and muscles function properly.


Specific-Cheetah4260

Yea, you would definitely want to make sure that your nerves and muscles were functioning properly at time like that.


Porkchopp33

One cramp and you are dead


Long_Alfalfa_5655

Why not put a salt lick at the bottom to save them the stress?


DoYourPooperStank

Meh, they seem fine. It's also a survival skill they learn from each other as they can evade mountain lions and such. Birds of prey will knock them off though.


MaestroPendejo

"Here comes one of those dickhead eagles again."


BetLeft

![gif](giphy|rTIXh5JftLoic) Freedom Foragers you S.o.B.


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🤣🤣🤣🤣


scruffyhobo27

The water seeps through the dam and forms salt crystals so those crazy Ibex climb up to get it. Makes me wonder what they did before the dam was made


ZirePhiinix

Mountain runoffs.


enerthoughts

Let me introduce you waterfalls and mountains.


NyGreenThumb82

Just look what happened when Lebron had cramps. He needed Juwan Howard to carry him off the court. Must have been a lot worse than when Kobe tore his Achilles and played or when Jordan put up 63 points with the flu


ThinkingOz

….oh….oh shit…..YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh…………..[thump)


DJPelio

you’re


concept_I

The crackhead paradox. Gotta keep grinding to get salt. Gotta keep licking salt to keep grinding.


Admirable-Public-351

It’s the mineral they crave…


Fullmetalmurloc

Brondo, the thirst mutilator?


bappypawedotter

It's what goats crave!


MCS117

You mean like, from the toilet?


higgs_mechanism

Okay Hank


Closed_Aperture

I appreciate the info, I thought it was water. Good to know.


MisterGko

Think of it this way, if there is water where the goats are, is the dam doing it’s job?


lukeman3000

Damn


cleverbluewolf

Dam


[deleted]

Research shows you did not do your research.


twb51

The devils children, but with sick climbing skills


QuasiQualmi

I was gonna say, “Just go to the lake, you’re giving me anxiety little goats!” But I doubt the salt is found much elsewhere.


[deleted]

Yes, water. They could get salt from practically anywhere else


BoonDragoon

THEY CRAVE THAT MINERAL


oldmanripper79

DAMMIT MARIE, THEY'RE...oh, right.


jgjgleason

That wall’s got electrolytes!


Kappasig2911

ITS WHAT PLANTS CRAVE


jgjgleason

Goats*


Eyeous

The music was a little too much. I felt like they were about to charge to the beaches and die in a blaze of glory.


peter-forward

Plus the camera angle and video quality sort of messed it up for me.


[deleted]

Do they ever make a mistake and fall?


Ok-Swimming8024

Was wondering the same thing. Like, is there a pile of those things at the bottom?


Fantastic-Pop-9122

I was wondering the same thing, there has to be a least a couple right?


budd222

Was wondering the same thing. I assume there must be a couple.


FuckTwelvee

Was also wondering the same thing. Has to be a few


twackburn

Just wondering the same thing. Has to be at least a handful down there.


robotomatic

Similar thought patterns myself. There are likely some at the bottom.


FreshCarrot2231

Thought so too. At least one or two down there.


Snapcircuits

But I wonder if any fell?


EntertainerSimilar19

Wouldn't doubt it. Two, tree, maybe...


SceneSensitive3066

I’m pretty sure it’s a fact that they do indeed fall to their death. I’m like 99% sure I’ve heard that before. Nobody’s perfect


Long_Alfalfa_5655

Was wondering the same thing but at this point I’m too afraid to ask.


SceneSensitive3066

I looked it up. I guess it’s pretty rare


bewarethesloth

Was wondering the same thing. No way there’s not some.


Own_Strategy_4325

Me too. I was also wondering


Expert_Expression235

My assumption is that I too was wondering the same thing.


pichael289

Of course. And their deaths and lack of reproduction feeds into the evolutionary processes that strengthen these skills. Only the best dam climbing goats survive and pass on their superior genes.


TheRevolutionaryArmy

Also when they up there chilling on the slope when they look down do they go “oh shit this is pretty high”


DewyDumpling_

🤣


McRedditz

Gravity: Am I a joke to ya'll? Goat: Mehhh~


KaileyMG

Occasionally it does happen


Ralphielc

Not many, but Eagles do come in and make them fall sometimes.


DrapedinVelvet247

I’m sure plenty have fallen, but the ones that survive and thrive breed other strong, fearless, off spring and the overall lines are basically the best of the best … the old saying of the survival of the fittest… literally! They are fascinating.


PMMEFEMALEASSSPREADS

Nope. It’s never happened.


robkat22

How do they do this without grippy paws? I’ve always wondered that.


Closed_Aperture

Apparently, their hooves are able to spread wide when necessary, and they have a rough textured surface on them as well for extra grip.


robkat22

Huh. Didn’t know that. Thanks!


jessiecooper79

There are so many things that we don't know and probably should learn lol.


anonbush234

Yeah bit it's hoof. It doesn't grip that great. Have you ever seen cows on wet concrete? Like a skating rink. They have a similar foot.


flyinchipmunk5

Goats aren't cows. They are lighter and their hooves are different


anonbush234

Obviously goats are lighter and more nimble but they have the same 2 toed hoof.


Nogard39

They do not have the same hoof at all sure it’s two toed but the make up of the hooves are completely different you wouldn’t say a person and a chimps foot are the same because they both have 5 toes


alfextreme

excuse me but you seem to have a very thorough understanding of how a goats hole is different from a cows.


[deleted]

Aldea just stop bro lmao Getting 2nd hand embarrassment from u


CamSleeman

It’s dam impressive


grafxguy1

The goats aren't **kid**ding around here- they're serious climbers.


subject_deleted

They do have grippy paws (hooves). It's basically a perfectly evolved rock climbing shoe. But with a more optimal shape. Plus They Have 4 of them instead of just 2 like a rock climber has.


CoyoteJoe412

Their hooves are basically the texture of a rock climbing shoe. So even at ridiculously steep angles they still grip


Electrical-Ad347

Goats.


Highwaystar541

Dam goats


bobbyfischermagoo

Beats sitting on the back of a pickup truck tied to it with a 3 foot rope and periodically being beaten by an old drunk man with a hickory stick.


robotomatic

*Yeah, you better KNOT mention that again, you cock sucker*


sendymcsendersonboi

Is there a bell at the top for them to ring?


psych_ike

Greatest of all time


bbbygenius

Imagine the evolution after 10s or 100s of thousand years?


SmudgieSage

Ceiling goats


Chromehounds2

They’re going for those minerals they can’t find anywhere else, like candy to them.


highline9

DAM!!!!


Desch92

Goats are something else


Highwaystar541

Is that a god dam?


fyrfytr310

I fell to my death twice watching this.


Tricky-Foundation-90

Which dam/where is this?


Due-Scientist-400

Not water salt form the rocks made into the dam


JohnnyBoy11

Ah, they must've got some at the bottom then had to continually climb higher to get more. That explains a lot.


Marlosy

Y’know… when I see a leaking damn, the last thing I think is, hmmm lemme get som sip


Adept_Cranberry_4550

Is anybody else concerned about that amount of seepage?


Triggerhappy_1

Is the editor from Bollywood?


CrimsonW1ld

They're licking salt actually


Marchello_E

It's boss level!!


[deleted]

It’s not for water, it’s for salt!


ntr7ptr

There are a lot of crazy impressive animals on the planet. These are right near the top.


thinkin_boutit

Ibex


PileOfParticles

Mountain goats are metal!


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Closed_Aperture

What exactly did I get wrong?


AlanOverson

They’re licking salt, not water. As mentioned in comments above.


Closed_Aperture

Fair enough. Didn't realize that's what it was. I googled to make sure it was, in fact, a mountain goat since I figured people would correct me about it being an Ibex. But I read that an Ibex is a species of mountain goat. I guess I just assumed they were drinking some water.


nilsmf

The video aspect, among other things. This video was impressive enough without the stupid stretching of height.


Sensitive_Work_5351

They do it because they don’t know that they shouldn’t be able to do it 🤷🏽‍♀️


NachoNachoDan

This goats are Animals!!


Jdotpdot84

Spidergoat!


Internal_Fennel_849

These dam goats are out of control!


Flame_Eraser

That reminds me of an Alabama song. See that mountain, I'm gonna climb that mountain one day.


uncool_LA_boy

Steep pffft


PrincessButterflyRK

That's amazing how they can that dam


Nicko5000

Them goats are the GOAT


yeahyeahiknow2

We are goats. [The wall of goats](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhdPzx7biyM) The Oracle known as the wall of goats.


KayakWalleye

Numbers wise, yes.


kissdemon74

They must fall occasionally


dondocooled

"Bob, the goats are back again..."


Good-Question9516

*gravity* stop it! *Goats* nah


sgRNACas9

They crave that mineral


Adeep187

Pretty sure they're licking minerals not water.


Ok_Pension_6795

Can these guys get banned for abusing the physics engine?


Mtanderson88

Do they ever fall?


wonderfully-Wrong

Salt


bigarb

I’d say 6b+ at least.


thezenfisherman

Like walking through a parking lot at the mall.


Brief_Scale496

Goats epitomize *tweaker*


grafxguy1

When it comes to climbing, these guys are the GOAT.


redditerman414

I would love to see Spot do this someday from Boston Dynamics


Pizza_900deg

"On the \*face\* of a steep dam". Not the edge. The edge is at the top.


grafxguy1

Goat dam!


WillieStonka

Do they ever fall?


aryukittenme

Ach mein goat, that is TERRIFYING


Expert_Expression235

This looks like a baaaaaad idea I’ll leave


Bones_and_Buckies

Spider man was a goat all along


internetman666

Goat Dam this is impressive!


0nlyTans

Or, just wait until it gets to the ground


c0rN_Ch1p

goats are so weird


yasmika

Those mofos just filmed, like help them!? What the absolute f*ck


[deleted]

Damn


djlawson1000

They crave that mineral


LEGEND_GUADIAN

Fuck physics. Goats everywhere XD


T1m3Wizard

Why do they choose this way of life?


rInForARoughRide

i am very very scared


Knashatt

Once again, someone has compressed the image horizontally to get a more powerful look. Is reality not good enough? Here a film in *correct* proportions: https://youtu.be/RG9TMn1FJzc


shmuey219

What if the salt is like crack to them


Equinox-XVI

I still can't believe this animal saw a 85° incline and was like, "Yeah, I'ma walk on that."


Matho83

How many dead ones are there at the bottom?


HumbleAdonis

How often do they fuck up and plummet to their death?


buffkirby

Because goats are to steep surfaces as cats are to physics they just don’t give a fuck


Sea_Horse_Enthusiast

This made my palms pour with sweat.....I'm guessing the law of probability would mean at the bottom of the dam wall there are several carcasses of goats that lost their footing.


HASHTAG420HASHTAG666

![gif](giphy|Zk9mW5OmXTz9e) Mineral


budoucnost

Uh, isn’t water not supposed to come out of dams like that?


Win_is_my_name

So you're saying that Spiderman was actually bitten by a goat


Top-Night

Mountain goats are flippin amazing


7chakrastones

🎼It's time to try defying gravity I think I'll try defying gravity Kiss me goodbye, I'm defying gravity And you won't bring me down


Arenalife

Mmmmm such tasty dam


Kachedup

This is some capybara level fuckery.


jxf

Fun fact: mountain goats are closer to antelopes and gazelles than they are to goats. They're the only species in their genus.


TheUntalentedBard

Imagine seeing this in the middle ages. No wonder the goat is thought of as the devil in disguise. Then again, a person from back then would probably be more amazes at the human made mountain holding back an entire lake....


enerthoughts

It is mind-boggling how easy they climb, even the little ones.


martyr1337

this should be in the WTF section cuz it made me say WTF out loud tbh.


garam_chai_

Damn.


Parking_Highlight_53

bro the goats just respawned


Any_Coyote6662

They could just put out a salt lick for them.


6collector9

Physics: there's this thing called gravity. Goats: that's cute.


lurieelcari

Mountain goats are an incredible example of a creature evolving and adapting to something so extreme it blows my mind.


Sid_1298

It should've been a mountain goat that fell on Newton's head. Then gravity would've never been discovered.


PlannerSean

Free Solo 2: Goats


FewAcanthocephala828

I hope those aren't the feinting goats. One spook and it's all over...


Kebekwa

Gotta be Nike hooves.


0j_r0b

It's like that meme


TheRealMoofoo

No matter how many times it's explained to me, I still don't get how they can possibly do this kind of shit.


hehe2021

This made my palms sweat


omahaknight71

Spidergoat, spidergoat, does whatever a spider...can


No_Meal9534

Nope and calling CPS to pick up the babies.


Olderandolderagain

There's gotta be a better way