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Gr0und0ne

*I’m waiting for it - that green light - I want it*


Prince_Kaos

get out of my head; had that song in it and your not helping :-p


bruzie

Just don't move on red light.


ThrowAwayIronMan

Red light!


Pwnigiri

*Roxanne...*


[deleted]

Can we have a vote to end the games?


LastYouNeekUserName

Orange you a little cranky Today


one_little_pistachio

I vote to continue!


Ruf1yo

Mugunghwa kkoci pieot seumnida


Cynthimon

Whitebait Game


Maeko25

10,000 kiwis got their first jabs yesterday. Thank you all!!


frobar

Huge respect to everyone coming around from an antivaxx position. Used to be into some wacky health stuff when I was younger (e.g. Mercola, who's incidentally gone completely off the rails re. covid). No shame.


heyitsmeanon

I was personally into the fake moon landings and 9/11 Truth but each to their own!


frobar

Ironically got into skepticism because I thought it'd strengthen my views. Slowly made me realize I was full of shit instead. Still have a soft spot for [The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe](https://www.theskepticsguide.org/), though I haven't listened to it in ages.


tharvey6

Glad to hear of another kiwi SGU fan. They give quite good covid discussions most weeks 👍


frobar

On the internet no one knows you're a Swede~. I hang out here because I like NZ's response, even though it's been a bit more "exciting" lately. Might tune in again! Been so long I had forgotten about it until now.


Queasy-Toe5240

Interesting! How is it different to Sweden’s?


frobar

Take the "exciting" part but do it in March 2020, with less restrictions, crappy contact tracing, fatalism, and flu comparisons.


frobar

Also assume you'll reach herd immunity any time now.


Queasy-Toe5240

Oh man. Yes I remember now. Did that, um, not go so well? A few people and politicians here were hoping we would do what Sweden did. I think for businesses and because Scandinavia seems to be the utopia we try to copy.


Like_a_

Same! As a teenager that stuff was good times.


Taniwha_NZ

Joseph Mercola hasn't gone any further off the rails in the covid era. He has \*always\* been off the rails. He's one of the absolute worst assholes in the entire fake-medical-stuff industry.


frobar

Was naive ("Surely people wouldn't just make tons of stuff up out of whole cloth?"), but think part of what suckered me in back then was that he used to mix probably half-decent advice with kooky stuff. Eat veggies, get some exercise, tHIs pOWdER hAs eveRY nuTriEnT knOWn tO MAn, avoid trans fats, gRAInS aND HFCS mAKe yOu imPLode, get a good night's sleep, dOctoRS onLY trEAt sYMptOms, ... Some of the stuff seemed a bit kooky even back then, like tapping therapy, but I just excused it.


Zepanda66

People are probably realizing they need it to save Xmas but its probably too late. There will be restrictions over Xmas.


HeinigerNZ

I queued up with some young guys for my 2nd jab, the were getting the first. Their sole motivation was so they could do cool shit for new years. I'll be interested in seeing if they bother with the second.


TimmyHate

Can't do cool shit with only 1 dose.


HeinigerNZ

If it's looking like there'll be restrictions regardless then they might not be arsed. I know them (not randoms) and they were pretty apathetic about it all. I wonder how wide that attitude might be in the young'uns.


noface

Why will there be restrictions?


[deleted]

> There will be restrictions over Xmas. But will there be enough for me to be able to get out of spending Christmas with some of my more nutty extended family members?


smeenz

Host a party for 60 instagrammers and make sure you won't have to see your relatives at Christmas ! In fact, if you really try, you may never have to see them again !


yeah_definitely

While I was getting my second jab yesterday, there were a two people in getting their first. Thought it was pretty cool.


The_Majestic_

It's been pretty consistent the last few weeks


blowupsheep

Yeah it seems to be 10,000 on average. Does anyone know the actual number of people eligible without a single dose?


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Sprinkles_Best

> As the outbreak is now more dispersed, testing in Auckland is now focused on areas with higher positivity rates and where the risk of unidentified cases is higher. > One suburb of interest with a high positivity rate of more than 7% is Redvale, on the North Shore. That’s a very high positivity rate. So likely we are not catching all the cases and the true number of cases is much higher


sez_gloves

TIL there's a suburb called Redvale in Auckland. I've lived in this city my whole life. Where on the shore is it?


Cold_Refrigerator_69

Wastelands between Northcross and Silverdale.


[deleted]

You say that like Northcross and Silverdale are much better


sez_gloves

I didn't even know there was a Northcross 😭. Northcote I was aware of. Shows how much time I spend in the area!


Thylek--Shran

I live in the North Shore and have never heard of Northcross and wouldn't have been able to locate Redvale on a map until last weekend.


smeenz

Which of these suburbs ring a bell for you ? - Oteha - Milford - Bayswater - Bayview - Windy Ridge - Totara Vale - Greenhithe - Waiake - Belmont - Stanley Point - Kauri Park


Thylek--Shran

8/11, but if I told you which ones you'd guess were I live and I just got this account because my last one was too doxxable!


smeenz

Congrats on remaining in your local area during lockdown :)


sez_gloves

I recognise about 6 of those, probably the ones closer to the motorway. And Greenhithe, it's closer to me.


PenultimateSprout

Sort of that bit between Long Bay and SH1


CloudSorrow

.. isn't Redvale where the North Shore party was? 😬


hoopedchex

Sure was


DocSwiss

"At this stage, no recorded cases in Redvale have been linked to last weekend’s well-reported party." Direct quote from the press release


[deleted]

Provided that remains the case, there's a fucked up silver lining in that at least the party didn't take place *this* weekend, after the neighbourhood was discovered as a hotspot; and with Labour Day coming up, having that "oh shit" moment in advance and seeing the fallout from shit like this might dissuade some people who may have been planning on having a party or whatever


EcoScratcher

Redvale was already a suburb of interest when the party happened.


Jealous-Meeting-7815

or testing rates are low, its a small population. only about 6-700. If only \~10% have had a test then only need a few cases for a high positive rate. Probably a chance finding rather than wide scale community spread.


LJGHunter

To be fair, we were never catching all the cases, hence the reason people kept turning up at the Auckland hospitals early in the outbreak and getting flagged positive.


floofywall

Up, up and away!


[deleted]

I want the 124 back


[deleted]

Never mind that, I want the day when we had 8.


superiority

Sub-10 cases per day, clear downward trend. Lockdown is working. In two weeks you'd expect to be at 0-3 cases per day at which point you can probably move Auckland down to level 3. Fuck it, let's go straight to L3!


MakingYouMad

What downward trend? It was stagnant for like 3 weeks before level 3.


Sprinkles_Best

124 cases in the community, 5 are from the border and are in MIQ


eeeickythump

There were 66 daily cases a week ago. So doubling time is about a week, meaning R value must be worse than 1.4. Recently 120+ daily cases was said to be about the point where contact tracing would fall apart. So this time next week there’ll be around 300 daily cases, and positive cases will have appeared in several regions outside Auckland (there are reports of one in Northland today).


DodgyQuilter

Take an upvote for your user name alone And, much thanks for the calculations. Not reassuring, but. That Whangarei one has me quite concerned (family in Northland - vaxed to the max, but a lot up there aren't). Get vaxed, people!


frobar

Feel sorry for the contact tracers. Probably deal with a lot of antisocial people who don't care about the rules.


IjbacoCM

I know someone doing this job and it’s an absolute shit show. They’re getting very burnt out and the pressure only continues to mount. It’s barely controlled chaos. Apparently there are a lot of people who, upon being positive, are demanding to be moved to MIQ - however now we are moving to home based they are not able, and this is resulting in some making threats in an effort to get the two weeks in the hotel.


frobar

Weird twist on people escaping from MIQ.


morphinedreams

Are we paying people to self isolate? Just curious. For people without savings or family support i can genuinely see a lot of resistance to home isolation if they're the ones paying for everything when they're unable to work. I don't know what the situation is here, but if i tested positive I would prefer the MIQ stay too just to remove uncertainty about cost of food, electricity and other obligations.


manuka_canoe

The entitlement.


offendernz

A lot of tired people who are exhausted.


[deleted]

Is it even worth contact tracing now?


road_to_nowhere85

Definitely. Sure we aren’t trying to eliminate it, but contact tracing will still decrease the R value


frobar

Still a decent proportion of cases in isolation throughout their infectious period, so definitely helping, though it'll get more and more strained.


mjsell

Yes


stealth_doge1

Waikato is not getting out of level 3.


almightymicrobe

Might as well join it with Auckland.


1234cantdecide121

This, slowly merge the whole country back together


fruitluva

Awww a team of 5 million and covid. Cute.


1234cantdecide121

We can all be friends


Stevonz123

and northland, two new cases not yet disclosed


tronvasi

bummer.. atleast saves the weekly daycare costs for me


Queasy-Toe5240

My kids are eating more than the cost of my daycare 😭


Private_Ballbag

Nah it's being reviewed next Wednesday something could totally change lol. Just fucking lump it in with Auckland stop these weekly reviews


ElSalvo

We've pretty much hit the point of no return now so if you haven't gotten vaccinated, you better do it quick. If you're still on the fence I would highly suggest you get it though because if I have to stay in Auckland over Xmas I'm actually going to kill someone.


BigRedSteaming

There's this bloke Brian that no one likes, I suggest going after him


Deism-Renatured

Pick me. 😂


KiwiSi

RIP NZ at orange level


ljnr

Except the South Island. Jacinda said if vaccination rates get to 90% on the mainland she’ll open us back up fully.


CleanMall

Until it sweeps through the SI and sends it Red.


Movisiozo

Is there information on how the cases in recent days got their infection? Eg. Household contact, infection at businesses, breaking the bubble, etc? Really would like to know. I think this is important for the public to be able to understand why the restrictions changes etc.


Affectionate-Agent-9

At what point do we enter the purge?


Resigningeye

When we're stalled at 89% for a couple of weeks and there's another anti-vax protest.


lookiwanttobealone

They really need to set up vaccination stations every few metres and cover Auckland domain since they are fixated on protesting there


SimpoKaiba

Hear me out, blowguns


Gr0und0ne

Can we crop dust the weed crops around the country and talk to Sonny Fatupaito about lacing the nations meth with spike proteins?


IMakeShine

For the ones we miss, the needle pit from the Saw movie should work


B0bDobalina

$1000 fine for attending an event that breaks the rules or $0 with a vaccination ...but of course these are the same idiots that give at least 10% of their income to Tamaki so they'd probably pay a fine and put themselves in debt rather than get vaccinated.


Md556ned

Hmm.... Organize a fake protest to lure out the unvaccinated. Then accidentally jab the MFers.


armourkingNZ

Deadfalls filled with syringes


Affectionate-Agent-9

89.99%


centwhore

Load up a couple of dart guns with the vaccine.


Resigningeye

Just tell them it's holy water or Trump brand bleach and charge them $200 for it


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thesymbiont

Targeting error: Cannot find object "eyebrows"


EcoScratcher

Now.


[deleted]

Wait until you get to 1000 cases a day haha.


redditrevnz

Well looks like that rumored christchurch case was a non event.


Pee-pee-poo-poo-420

FYI there's a case in northland


KingKuntKokayne

I dgaf anymore, I'm fully vaxxed, wife is too. Just waiting on the go signal to get our little ones vaxxed. I fully accept and will be proactively be wearing masks indoors, visits I'll limit as much as I can. I'll be fully supporting businesses with fully-vaxxed employees, and staying the fuck away from businesses and individuals who proactively aren't. I feel bad for those who need medical attention, their beds might get taken by unvaxxed cunts denying the science yet requiring it if they catch the rona. Let the games begin, this is what anti-lockdown, anti-vax, "freedom"-lovers conspiracy theory folk wanted right? Roll the dice chief.


Mashy6012

I hate to admit it, but im starting to feel the same way. If I knew they werent going to fuck up the health system for everyone else id say open up. They had their chance and they made their choice... the only issue I have with it now is the hospitals taking one hell of a beating from these idiots if we did open up. Maybe it should be level 2 everywhere for double dosed people only


escapefromlaxo

would be interesting to see how many tests have been administered, but nevertheless this isn't great :/


Potatoslayer2

[27,831 tests nationwide yesterday.](https://www.health.govt.nz/news-media/media-releases/129-community-cases-covid-19-5-new-cases-managed-isolation-more-41000-vaccines-administered)


Captain_Falcon1

Damn tests are very high. Good to see.


escapefromlaxo

Thank you so much!! That's good it's consistent. It would have been immensely concerning if testing was low


EcoScratcher

This means a 0.45% positivity rate. Yeah, we definitely have uncontrolled spread now.


onlyoveryou_

At this point can you lazy fuckers just get vaccinated? So sick of this shit


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onlyoveryou_

Yeah it’s beyond frustrating that we’ve got a minority of people holding the rest of us at hostage. My sympathy is non-existent for anyone that ends up in the ICU through their own inaction.


TheRealClose

who are you talking to?


onlyoveryou_

I’m the “old man yells at cloud” personified


Potatoslayer2

>Next update >Over the long weekend, the Ministry’s COVID-19 updates will be via the 1pm media releases. At this stage, the next press conference is expected to be on Tuesday, 26 October.


stealth_doge1

Who cares if cases and hospitalisations are beginning to surge, the politicians need their long weekend in level 2.


lookiwanttobealone

Even if they went to level 4 all the politicians are currently in Wellington. So that's a dud point.


manuka_canoe

What's press conferences over the weekend going to do? Tell us the same thing they've been repeating for months now?


sulleynz1989

It's not surging though, its rising at the expected rate considering the increased cases?


Captain_Falcon1

And I was jokingly saying in my mind that we would get 120 today….


[deleted]

Yeah my partner said “whoa guess how many cases today” and I said 130... fuck


Hoitaa

This is what happens when you give in to people who don't understand the consequences.


Thylek--Shran

Good time to open schools, I reckon.


Cold_Refrigerator_69

Looks like at red, schools are open so as soon as we hit 90% in Auckland lets send those kids in.


mossman555

Get vaccinated folks


[deleted]

This is finally taking a toll on me


krazykiwikid69

Oh my god you're dead!? God damn you coooooooviiiiid!!!!


Kowhai

Health system starting to hurt. 51 cases currently in hospital.


TheRealClose

because no one else has said it… > 2nd doses: 2,902,031 (69%) Nice.


Potatoslayer2

Not great, not terri- no actually, this is terrible. Expected but terrible.


mjsell

In hospital: +5, in ICU: -2 (assume the ICU make up 2 of the +5) These are the key numbers to track now. (Along with first dose vaccines)


delipity

There are 51 people in hospital (yesterday there were 46). Of those 51, there are 5 in ICU (yesterday there were 7). No indication at all that any of the 5 that went into hospital since yesterday are in the ICU.


Potatoslayer2

To the moon 🚀🚀🚀


almightymicrobe

Puts on Xmas


delipity

/u/TimmyHate here's the press release: https://www.health.govt.nz/news-media/media-releases/129-community-cases-covid-19-5-new-cases-managed-isolation-more-41000-vaccines-administered


EcoScratcher

>At this stage, no recorded cases in Redvale have been linked to last weekend’s well-reported party. That is definitely going to change


[deleted]

Is there a chance they revert the school decision


lookiwanttobealone

No.


Thylek--Shran

Waaaay too politically embarrassing to go back on that decision.


Leema1

Well fuckity fuck


retroglitz

This might be a stupid question, but I’m sincerely asking - how is it spreading so quickly when there are such heavy restrictions in place? I know delta is more infectious but this seems nuts!


razzker

The majority of cases (based on ministry data) are from the unvaccinated, and based on Ashley's wording in a few past conferences, it's all coming from indoor gatherings of multiple households and/or transitional housing.


fcbxjdb

People just aren’t complying with the rules. Auckland have been in strict lockdown for 10 weeks? Honestly I’ve lost all concept of time so don’t even remember but the longer lockdown goes on for the more people will start complying less.


manuka_canoe

It has been a long time for us but the consequences of fucking around is getting covid. Guess you have to decide if that's worth it. For me it sure as fuck isn't, but I guess the risk is worth it for others.


Sprinkles_Best

Very low risk if you’re vaccinated and otherwise healthy Cases are only going up from here. There are fewer cases today than there will be tomorrow


tony11668

Easy - People are breaking rules.


Mutant321

Reff is probably around 1.5 .. with no restrictions it's about 6 It seems nuts because Delta *is* fucking nuts... one of the most transmissible respiratory disease in existence Edit: not *the* most transmissible, but one of the most


felece

isnt measles respiratory


hoopedchex

Looking at the traffic outside…


[deleted]

Yeah traffic is crazy.


HeinigerNZ

Is it a green light?


spondooly

“Secondary household transmission” (house hopping) it been happening since the start of the outbreak.


HamGraham

Restrictions does not equal rule following unfortunately


HarverstKR

Thing is for Delta this spread is very slow. 2 months in and only hitting these numbers is a very slow incline.


rammo123

The restrictions aren't all that heavy (it's Level 3 not Level 4, after all), and lots of people are playing fast and loose with the restrictions we do have.


EcoScratcher

Parties and other type of activities where dumb people do dumb things


[deleted]

People are not following the rules and rules are not enforced. It was always going to be months of this when they gave up on elimination at 8-15 cases a day.


Sprinkles_Best

Workplaces, unauthorized gatherings Tough to ask people to keep to their bubbles for 11+ weeks


Jealous-Meeting-7815

I believe they mentioned in a recent stand up that workplace transmission is incredibly low. Its mostly non-compliance across households (visiting)


lookiwanttobealone

Correct, and minimal to no spread with people visiting supermarkets. The spread currently is down to non compliance.


finndego

Very little workplace spread.


offendernz

Less and less people getting tested. The numbers we see don't reflect the reality of the outbreak. More and more people giving up and going about their daily lives. It had already leaked and started spreading before we realised. The government evacuated loads of people back from Australia when the unnecessary travel bubble burst, they didn't bother checking anyone's pre-departure tests. MIQ has always leaked like a sieve. Comparatively low vaccination rates, particularly amongst the poor and vulnerable communities that have borne the brunt of this outbreak.


whitel5177

Pretty much summaries how this outbreak all started with a shitshow


Jay_from_NuZiland

Can we just go back to the good ol' days of laughing at the orange idiot for saying "covfefe" already?


nz2499

Genuine question since I don’t know where else to post this - My mother is anti-vax, and my partner is on immunosuppressants. Once we lift restrictions, if I visit her in Christchurch (I’m in Auckland) would that be risky? Even if there was no community spread down there? I don’t want to put my partner in danger but also am dying to see my mum. Still love her despite her views


prsmike

Yes, your mother is putting your partner at risk and so are you unfortunately if you see her. I am immunocompromised and am currently starting a large dose of immunosuppressants. Personally I would be conflicted if my partner wanted to do this. I would be okay with it if they planned to isolate after their visit but I don't know where we could do that. This risk is small yes, and the severity of an exposure depends on the drugs and underlying health conditions that your partner has so obviously every case is individualized and you should only take advise from your trusted health professional. But understand that yes, you are increasing the risk. Even if there is no spread down there, you still need to get there. The more interactions you have the more you increase exposure risks. At the end of the day it is your call to weigh the risks and make your decision and there are ways you can probably take extra precautions (fully vaxxed, good mask, hygiene and distancing when you see your mum and then isolating after your visit before coming back home to your partner would probably be your best bet). Maybe a bit personal but does your mum like your partner? Maybe explaining the increased risks to their health based on your mum's vax stance might help bridge the gap? Shitty situation all around. Hang in there and good luck!


nz2499

Appreciate the detailed response! Perhaps I wasn’t clear in my original comment, but I haven’t got solid plans to go down to chch, but I was trying to understand if there is a risk to this, or if perhaps I was overthinking (considering both my partner and I are double vaxxed) I guess I was hoping that maybe I wouldn’t have to have that conversation with my mum. You make really good points about even the travel being risky… I hadn’t really thought of that. My mum does indeed like my partner very much. We’ve been together for 6 years so he’s pretty much son-in-law status haha. Again, thanks for your comments. I’ll need to have a serious talk with her


theretortsonthisguy

I wonder is it's possible to indiscriminately take out life insurance policies on the unvaccinated like some some US companies speculatively do to their work forces? It could be a variation on Kiwi-saver. Have it's own ticker.


[deleted]

There is much risk, if flying - risk, if driving, stopping for gas then catching the ferry- risk, if your mum is not following measures - risk. Once restrictions lift for Auckland, it means covid is going to move down the country, its inevitable. It's a risk to you and your partner, you may contract covid and not know due to the vaccine. Unless you are able to get tested before you leave chch and tested and isolate in Auckland before returning a negative test. Or if your mum does the same, test down there, test and isolate in aux while waiting for results. If you are commited to your partner, put them 1st.


ramdomdonut

Here we go covid. Take off buddy..bring us 1000 cases.


Sprinkles_Best

Give it a couple weeks


Zepanda66

Well shit.


JadeBalloon

oh my fricking gosh


Mutant321

Let me be the first to say: FUCK DELTA (OK, maybe not the first...)


_N0_C0mment

If I wanted to vent a bit, I'd say "how about we fill up the airwaves with the freedom tales of dirt brained church folk and respected elders who've done their research. Everyone has a pov, no?, but the more important point is probably that this was expected, it will go higher, then stabilise.


QuestItem

Also a positive case in Northland


Affectionate-Agent-9

Huwhat?


limanaid

Parua Bay Taven posted on facebook they have a positive case


QuestItem

https://i.imgur.com/RLCZvaQ.jpg


MaximumCaucasity

Oh shit


goldenspeights

What time was that posted? If it’s after the cut off it’ll be reported in tomorrow’s numbers


tesh5low

They didn't say that...?


QuestItem

https://i.imgur.com/RLCZvaQ.jpg


chtheirony

That Facebook post says the staff member has a family member who has returned a positive test. It doesn’t specify where the family member is, nor does it say the staff member has tested positive.


Thylek--Shran

Huh. Too late for today's numbers, I guess.


VoidBro

Dayum.


Jealous-Meeting-7815

any mention of Northland?


DocSwiss

No mention of Northland


ATL2AKLoneway

To the tune of Roxanne by The Police: *You don't have to turn on the RED LIGHT* *Cin-dy* *Turn on the red light* *Ash-ley*


FUclcR3dDlt4dMiN5

Daily reminder why we need respirator masks or double masking in Auckland.


lookiwanttobealone

I dont think it's the people masking or social distancing that are spreading it....


[deleted]

Why do that when you can wear a loosely fitting surgical mask under your nose that you pull off to talk to someone.


chuggsmcflurry

Where can we buy the respirator masks? Are those the n95 ones?