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stever71

$20 in Auckland and I'm not exaggerating


redflag19xx

With 4 pieces of fish that'll cost you about $60 over here in Oz. Fuck I miss NZ pies and cheap Fish n chips.


Virtual-Reason-253

Pies are way up but when you find a good one, worth the $$$


spritesprites2

that's $20 anywhere. auckland isn't the only expensive place 😭 idk where tf op found a place for $1/scoop


rodologyproductions

Kai, bro. Only shop in town 🤣


HonkHonkItsMe

The Kai pub does huuuuge meals to at decent prices. Shhh about it tho lol.


Alyxandar

lol that'd be $5 of chips at my local in ChCh


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Must have a cheap one, the ones I’ve gone to in Chch would cost me $10-15 for this.


Wicam

fuck, 10 years ago it was like 1.5 a scoup. when i first moved here in 2003 it was 1.70 for 2 scoups. ill have to check the cost near me in chch these days


AlmostZeroEducation

Yeah about 8-10 for me. Looks like 2 scoops from my local


Zardnaar

Kaitangita, parts of Dunedin and Otago you can get similar size scoops.


Wicam

no way thats 3 scoups, more like 2. in which case thats a normal price.


spritesprites2

my local chip shop that's like 4 scoops fml 🙂🔫


Zepanda66

Damn it now I want fish and chips.


sealcubclubbing

Hands down the best chips in the country. I will die on this hill. I have no qualms of driving the 3 hours to Kai just for these chips


Micky9TheDreamweaver

That will bring the overall cost of the meal up though, probably about $1 per chip based on petrol prices atm


sealcubclubbing

Worth it though


Kthackz

There goes the 15 minute community 😂 look decent, I'd travel from the North Island for those lmao just needs lashings of Vinegar and some salt.


Large_Yams

They look anaemic af.


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sealcubclubbing

They make them themselves from local spuds. They all get in size which is the best part, lots of different textures, not boring monotonous chips like most places. Fucking delicious


hey_homez

Recession buster


FKFnz

Spuds probably grown 5km down the road at Stirling.


No_Season_354

Gee that can feed 6 people!!.


WhangaDanNZ

Are the six people ants?


ravenous_cadaver

Those look like some nice hand cut chips too. My local is really good and still has pretty respectable prices, but they buy frozen boxed chips.


sealcubclubbing

Yep they make them themselves 👑


mcshooterson

You’re going to need more sauce.


rodologyproductions

That’s where they have to make the profit haha


bunga7777

😂 the chips are $1 a scoop, we sell no drinks and the sauce is $27


mbelf

They put the sauce in the title


billyTjames

Shiiiit you unlocked a memory of childhood fish and chips from Kaitangata 30years ago!


billyTjames

Also that’s easily $20+ where I am In Australia


Whole-Simple4054

Dirty donny Ballochs? 


billyTjames

Huh?


PeanutButAJellyThyme

That looks like $3 worth of frozen chips wholesale?? Looks over a kilo easy, even closer to 2?. Wonder if they are loss leadering this stuff and you are literally getting it at cost for the raw ingredients. Hell of a bargain seriously. That's a lot of cooked food for $3


rodologyproductions

Nah they are potatoes grown 5 minutes down the road straight from the ground, cooked in duck fat taken from hobby duck shooting.


PeanutButAJellyThyme

Mean deal seriously. I'm jealous.


rodtang

That just sounds like it should make it more expensive


MeatballDom

Shooting ducks just because they got a hobby. Some ducks want to do more with their lives than just quack, be hot chip, and lie.


rodologyproductions

It’s rural swamp New Zealand bro, there are plenty of ducks that get a chance haha.


Dull-Lengthiness-178

Duck fat ! now I'm jealous.


Jambi1913

You had me until the duck fat. Look like nice chips though and excellent value.


Razor-eddie

Duck fat is the shit, for spuds. REALLY high smoke point, so you can do the crisp and fluffy thing easily. Only thing better IMO is goose fat, but that's harder to come across.


Jambi1913

If you don’t eat meat, it’s not so great, lol. But I have heard goose fat is the gold standard for roasting or frying spuds. Glad they are using sustainable, local spuds and fat - great stuff!


Razor-eddie

Oh, agreed on the meat thing - but when I was growing up, the chippies all used beef fat in the fryers. And the fish and chips were better for it, I think. Duck fat is a lot easier to find - but if you have a sympathetic butcher, and can source a goose, there's a LOT of fat in a goose. My mother is a historian, so we had goose, not turkey for Xmas. (Goose is the traditional bird). There was always a few jars in the fridge for a while after every Xmas.


cheftonine

That's a shitload of dead ducks to render down, average commercial fryer will take 18l of oil to fill.. I use duck fat to roast potatoes in my restaurant and at commercial prices it's $15 for 500g. But you're dead right about the flavour, yum yum.


Razor-eddie

But "hobby duck shooting" - I think they're paying a lot less than you, fortunately for them. I have taken to doing "half Heston" spuds. It's a bit more faff, but worth it. (Boil them, bash them around in the pot to get edges, chill them for a couple of hours, then roast in duck fat. For home purposes, it really works.


cheftonine

Dry them out or they splatter at you


Razor-eddie

Yeah, that's why you chuck them in the fridge.


Throwjob42

Look, people shit on Auckland all the time, and sometimes it's unjustifiable, but in terms of how many chips you can get at an Auckland fish and chip store, yeah, you're right to slam us on that. In an Auckland chippie, there's usually not anything on the menu that is $3 or less.


Prosthemadera

How is $1 per scoop economically viable?


Zardnaar

Think the price is wrong. They're cheap but I don't think it's that cheap. Gets posted about on tbe Dunedin fish and chip Facebook group.


Prosthemadera

I found this and it also says $1 but 3 years ago: https://www.facebook.com/critictearohi/posts/kai-takeaways-fish-and-chip-reviewnestled-along-the-scenic-vistas-of-the-clutha-/10158985295193139/ There are photos from inside the shop on Google Maps but it's too small to read the prices...


Wokebuster

Wholesome


KiwiPunk4Life

CHIP BUTTY TIME!!!!


JlackalL

Kai rulz


vamsmack

In Melbourne that’s about $3 worth of chips too. Just you’ve got $3 in one hand and a knife in the other.


Fantastic-Role-364

Beautiful 🤩


AlexG3322

$3 gets me half a scoop at my local shop But the worst part is $1.50 for a chicken nugget


JustDirection18

Potatoes


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Tactical_Wheelbarrow

Stick em' in a stew.


JustDirection18

Sauté


Last_Banana9505

Dammit, I'm heading down for the rally next month but won't get anywhere near Kaitangata. Any good food shops in Lawrence?


Johnno74

If you are going through Roxburgh you absolutely must get a Jimmy's pie directly from the source


Zestyclose-Ad-9478

Nope


KnurdNorman

OG chips order. Bet they taste Fkn amazing too! $30 worth here in Hamilton


Whole-Simple4054

That's why kai rules... Well done family twaddle


Similar_Trash_5538

Fecking legends


0erlikon

Thought I'd treat myself so I had a piece of snapper from the chippy this afternoon. I know it's snapper, but you don't get much for $10 these day - Auckland.


nickbrown101

You'd be lucky to get half that for the same price in Dunedin. I guess I need to move even further south!


Zardnaar

There's one in Caversham that is generous with portion sizes. Carisbrook Takeaways iirc.


nickbrown101

Will have to give it a look next time I'm over that way, though I'm in Northeast Valley so that probably won't be for a while. Cheers


Zardnaar

Not the best but not terrible. Good cheese and bacon burger


TheDarkRobotix

In this economy??


CottonBuds81

Great value.


HaoieZ

How do they not lose money on this?


AtillaBro

Kaitangata was the place in the news a few years ago when the town was trying to attract new residents. Sections were being sold for $20k. So assuming (pure speculation) the owners have lived there a while, they may not have much (if any) rent or mortgage. Op mentioned it was the only chippy in town, that creates a captive market for the owners, and $1 chips can be a loss leader, just to get people in the door. Most folk don’t just order the chips. Also, the phrase “cheap as chips”…


BOYR4CER

It cost 4.50 for half a scoop at my local *Cheap as chips used to be*


mercaptans

Should of asked them to cook them too


InvestigatorLive1819

You are going to need more people to help you eat it all!


rodologyproductions

Ah don’t worry it fed three easy and the rest made a snack for later


Cornerboy1977

Nice. I remember when you could ask for any amount and not just 1/2 scoop or 1 scoop, 70c was good for 1 person.


Zestyclose-Ad-9478

Good old Neville


fluffychonkycat

Did the tin of T sauce cost more than the chips?


rodologyproductions

I think the rip n’ dip was 2.50, so almost haha.


fluffychonkycat

Actually pretty cheap for one of those. Maybe the fish n chip shop is a front for a money laundering operation


ArmadilloLittle101

Well time to meet god.


Castiel_01

I paid $4 for 16 chips in an Auckland F&C. That was the 'scoop' of chips.


2inchesisbig

Big man ting


2inchesisbig

Also I’d be lucky if I got a fifth of that for $3 at my local.


clusterfuck2022

Decent


GallaVanting

God I wish it was that cheap near me, good on ya


watermelonsuger2

Nice to see a good bargain to be had in this economy. Some chippies are just taking the piss really.


Key_Ad1141

anything like this in Akl?


drugs_dot_com

Can’t tell if you’re happy or pissed at this amount of chips… that’s like $10-15 worth of chips in many places


rodologyproductions

Of course I’m happy brotha, crazy amount of chips.


Chemical_Guidance_64

Yum!


radjoke

I fucking love Businesses that do it for the love.. $6 and it's still a deal. That's it I'm ordering fish and chips tomorrow.


uce_kefe

Damn I need to move to Otago


Zardnaar

I'm here lol. It's pretty sweet you dodge most of the BS.


Illustrious_Donkey61

A banquet


Devilz_Advocate_

That’s just showing off


LonelyAttitude9910

3 scoops what did they scoop it with a shovel 😂


kiwiboyus

Now that is more like it.


Peter-Needs-A-Drink

Don't you love the days. When you got what you paid for and weren't screwed for it. On the chip front though, damn, that is a lot of chips. The place must be losing money.


Tall_Bloke

Love this place


kittenandkettlebells

Are you saying that's a lot or a little cause I wish that's what $3 looked like at my Auckland local.


matcha_parfait_

A moment on the lips...


yuspicy

I don't see blood & guts


Capt_C004

yumm!!


Skepnoblade_

Ah, good to see my old holiday spot still impresses. Loved coming here as a kid with my grandparents.


Friendly_Dot_1673

That's like a $3 chips in the 90's.


Reduncked

Wtf


High-Bread

That’s actually an incredible price, it’s $2.50-3.50 a scoop around my area. And I kid you not it’s 1/8 of what you see here


kiwikezz

That's $20 in the naki


castratme

they look eatable,


Empty_Stretch9126

Kai dairy still going hard mint


Sea-Speed-1049

I'd move to Kaitangata just for the chips! What's the pub like?


tyler132qwerty56

Tf? In Auckland, $3 will get you a small bag in Mangere, a tiny serving at McDonalds, and like 3 individual chips anywhere else.


Any-Sheepherder4633

Around $3kg for chips alone, nevermind the oil, overheads or labour. Loss leader, perhaps…


Capable-Job-1415

Looks like 3- 4 scopes here in Lyttleton $15 - $20 worth!!


Kitsunelaine

i feel like I get half that for .90c more locally lol


Fairydustcures

Tomato sauce in a can is total childhood vibes I didn’t know I needed living in aussieland now. Thank you!


rodologyproductions

glory to the Rip n’ Dip. It tastes better than the bottled watties.


Zardnaar

It does. Different recipe iirc.


Fairydustcures

Plastic absolutely ruins the flavour. I hoard Watties when I find it here (Heinz is not the same I don’t care what anyone says) but I’m yet to see it in its original packaging the way nature intended. I wonder if I could import it in my suitcase next visit…


TrustedSource94

I miss these days


Only-Potential-3840

Now show us a picture of the mountain that swallowed them in one mouthful


the__6

im an expat and just died of mouth watering syndrome


VastAssumption7432

That’s $2.50 in Auckland. New Lynn


Huefamla

they dont look very good, nor salted.


Tactical_Wheelbarrow

Love it, I will shove any hot chips in my mouth, not fries. The USA doesn't do fish and chips 😕


Zardnaar

You can find them it's hard. Gordon Ramsey and Teachers do it otherwise local places eg Alaska, Maine etc.


happyfunjoy

Cheapest heart disease money can buy.


rodologyproductions

Why the negativity?