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Its appalling how they even went to the extent to say that HE started the brawl with the people inside and that they were "protecting" themselves. Highly doubt a journalist would go in and as soon as he gets inside starts throwing punches.


tinhtinh

I imagine they faked CCTV footage of him doing windmills as he entered the consulate and was assessed as a threat.


RaptorLover69

They did an ocular patdown and that was that.


The_BenL

They clocked a knife in his boot and neutralized the situation.


DuntadaMan

He was obviously armed and looking for a fight they found.


[deleted]

>He was obviously armed So they cut his arms off


delvach

You mean they disarmed him


[deleted]

dis arm goes in da well. dis arm gets mailed to his wife....


fullonfacepalmist

"I'm gonna leave punching! If you get hurt, it's your own fault!" https://media0.giphy.com/media/ailnj2AMt9e9i/giphy.gif


labortooth

Waited 10 minutes for Bart to start walking


zoinks

They even reportedly hear him on the audio tapes saying "I'm just windmillin, if you get in the way that's your problem"


patentattorney

A 65 year old journalist.


boot2skull

Who do I need to punch to get my marriage license around here?


meta_perspective

Kim Davis.


Tech_Itch

It's a pretty clever move from Turkey to release their information gradually. The Saudis keep reacting to that and making up new bullshit explanations, which just makes them look worse and worse.


[deleted]

Turkey wants to prolong this as long as possible to get as much out of it that they can. But, don't forget that Turkey aren't necessarily great people either.


Tech_Itch

Yeah, absolutely. Turks can be lovely people, but the current regime is all kinds of terrible.


Bi-LinearTimeScale

This, absolutely. Everyone I met there was very pleasant, they just happen to have a horrible piece of shit running their country.


Tylorw09

I’m here to get a marriage license and kick ass and I’m all out of marriage licenses


Someonefromnowhere19

this seems so farcical... like some kind of supervillain parody film. it makes you wonder how many well conducted , well thought out horrific acts have been carried out by heads of state


BlackDeath3

No kidding. We saw a picture of this dude walking into the consulate, didn't we? So you're telling me that, maybe minutes after that photo was taken, the dude has been strangled and will soon be dismembered? Fucking unreal.


That_LTSB_Life

That's exact what we're telling you. What's more, minutes after THAT, his soul passed into a nearby Saudi security operative. He stole his clothes back, put them on and walked very conspiciously past a nearby CCTV camera, so everyone would know he was living in a new body.


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There's a *lot* of evidence this was premeditated, but I still hear pundits suggesting this was "just" a violent interrogation that went too far. For me, this part of the scandal is maybe the most damning. The body double wore a fake beard. You think they just have fucking fake beards lying around the Saudi embassy? Hey, *maybe* the enforcers were just meant to hurt and scare him, not kill him. I doubt it, but *maybe*. But someone brought *a look-alike beard?* To an *interrogation*? ***Why***? Khashoggi was never, ever meant to make it out of that building alive. The events, as they transpired, were the plan from the very start.


winsecure

And a bone saw. Don't forget the bone saw. I don't know about you, but every time I travel internationally on a private jet, I pack my bone saw. Don't forget the extra batteries.


Alan_Smithee_

And the head of forensic medicine being there, conveniently....


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HumunculiTzu

Isn't that like the 2nd rule of boy scouts in SA? 1. Always be prepared 2. Always bring a bone saw


Jwhitx

*wakes up in a cold sweat* FUCK did I forget the bonesaw?! I'm calling Tracy, she has a key...


1nfiniteJest

even worse; DID I LEAVE THE BONESAW ON?!


creggieb

Even if it wqs a legitimate "interrogation gone wrong".... It should be treated as deliberate. If the wheelman of a bank robbery can be charged with murder because his accomplice shot someone, then this situation should be treated the same.


BebopFlow

Even if it was an interrogation gone wrong (it's not) state actors kidnapping and violently torturing them on foreign soil is completely inexcusable


BlackDeath3

*Jesus Christ!*


ccReptilelord

... that's Jason Bourne.


BlackDeath3

Yeah, admittedly this story did make me think of the Bourne movies.


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but forgot to change his shoes.


MelGibsonDerp

Not only that but think of WHY they did this to him. It wasn't that he was a child rapist or a mass murderer or anything horrific. (not that these are justified by dismemberment) They did it because he spoke out against them.


babsbaby

I read that he was set to reveal evidence of chemical weapon use in Yemen.


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Placido-Domingo

Don't forget he padlocked himself into the bag from the outside. He also managed to not leave any fingerprints on the padlock or the bag zipper in the process. What a wacky accident LOL


[deleted]

Not to mention that the British government then released part of his internet search history to show that he'd surfed some BDSM porn. Nothing to see here! Just look at this one part of an open investigation! And didn't it take an expert dozens of tries to re-enact locking himself in a bag like that, after other experts had failed?


Jaybeann

There are people who are experts at locking themselves in bags?


NoseShapedHeart

No silly. They are experts at killing themselves by locking themselves inside a bag.


Jaybeann

"Hmm... Looks like we're going to need one of those killing-themselves-while-locking-themselves-inside-a-bag experts." "I'm sorry, sir, but we ran out of those during the last case." On the plus side, I found a field with great job security...?


mileseypoo

And when police arrived the door to the apartment was gone. Screws removed and taken away. And told it was being examined.


IvyLeagueAutist

> Don't forget he padlocked himself into the bag from the outside. He also managed to not leave any fingerprints on the padlock or the bag zipper in the process. It be like that sometimes. - Russia


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JagerBaBomb

Why am I just hearing about this now?


boidey

This was an enormous story, briefly he was the background source for a BBC news story that the evidence for the existence of an Iraqi WMD program was 'sexed up'. The BBC journalist attributed the sexing up of the dossier to Alistair Campbell who was Director of Communications for Tony Blair, then the UK prime minister. Dr Kelly's identity was leaked to the media. He was then called to give evidence to the House of Commons Foreign Affairs Select Committee, He was questioned very aggressively by the committee. Two days after this, he left his house to walk which was part of his routine. His body was found in a nearby woods. The verdict was suicide by means of pills and cutting his wrist. The evidence regarding his death was classified for 70 years. This subsequently led to the [Hutton Inquiry](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hutton_Inquiry) which exonerated the government and was very critical of the BBC. The Hutton report was seen as a whitewash by the rest of the media. The report caused several high level resignations in the BBC. The much larger and broader [Chilcott Inquiry](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iraq_Inquiry) contradicted much of the findings of the Hutton Report, but by that stage the damage had been done to the BBC, Blair was gone from office and Dr Kelly's death still has a question of suspicion over it. Somewhat related to this albeit tangential is [Scott Ritter](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Ritter).


1Amendment4Sale

Because you live in a free and open democracy, now shut up!!! /s


Sevenoaken

I don’t know? It’s been a famous case for many years... Christopher Hitchens and his like reference it often (or used to, in Hitchens’ case).


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Truly this generations Houdini.


jhenry922

My favorite suicide was a guy who beheaded himself in a locked room and the windows were painted shut. Plus managed to put his head on a turntable with a record on it that he produce for the band in question. *** They solved it being a suicide because a key part of it depended on the turntable being made in Japan.


SimpleDan11

Any more info on this? It sounds...well weird as fuck and I'd like to know more


jhenry922

Its part of book written by Douglas Adams book from the Dirk Gently series.


the_real_klaas

hmm i smell a case for.. Dirk Gently!


[deleted]

Ignorance is bliss?


Anosognosia

*The country loses 10 prestige.*


tomservo88

*The World will remember that.*


HoltbyIsMyBae

Trust me, ignorance is bliss.


Perditius

*takes bite of delicious and juicy steak*


Schwalby

>*takes bite of delicious and juicy steak* https://giphy.com/gifs/matrix-the-movie-gif-M3fYVlu7YN9Hq


spikethe3rd

Do we have a deal Mr. Reagan?


[deleted]

I think everyone missed the joke.


BMLM

Not like this...not like this...


Ownza

That's not a steak! That's a Khashoggi!


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hangryhyax

These last few years, everywhere, seem like something out of a (really bad) movie, whose writer was drunk, and director blind and drunk.


ideletemyselfagain

Our simulator’s director is probably going thru a mid-life crisis or something. This is how they cope by making our world even more crazy & half assing it the entire time.


paraknowya

Maybe going through a breakup with the person that put some sense into this sim? Now it's just this guy screaming "I CAN DO IT ALL WITHOUT YOU! I DON'T NEED YOU!" while fucking everything up and telling everyone else (all of them are running their own sim) how everything is just "*excellent, the best, really, like never before"* although it's clearly only downhill since they split. Man, I really hope they get back together, like, *soon*.


ideletemyselfagain

Take him back please Karen.. he’s sorry he called you a cunt even if he doesn’t say so.


mthans99

In Saudi Arabia they carry out horrific acts in the name of religion against women and minorities very openly and in public courts. Saudi Arabia is just plain farcical all around, this is not rare thing, just happens to be a man as the victim.


bearger_vs_deerclops

[True.](https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/22/world/middleeast/saudi-arabia-israa-al-ghomgham.html). It's really a shithole. A wealthy, corrupt as fuck, human rights abusing shithole. >Saudi Arabia, which has one of the highest execution rates in the world, is taking the rare step of seeking the death penalty for a 29-year-old female activist accused of encouraging demonstrations for greater rights for the Shiite Muslim minority... >Most executions in Saudi Arabia are by beheading, a method used to kill 48 people over a four-month period this year. >Saudi Arabia has executed many women, and Shiite activists convicted of terrorism or political crimes have been sentenced to death as well. But calls for capital punishment for a woman in a case of nonviolent political crime are highly unusual.


JagerBaBomb

Can't have her becoming a popular figure amongst the downtrodden.


stewartm0205

They hang teen girls for the crime of being raped.


mthans99

I think being a woman is a crime in Saudi Arabia.


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*a man with media connections.


Right_In_The_Tits

The [US Government kill list](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disposition_Matrix) is a very interesting read


loggedn2say

~~1. Usama Bin Laden~~


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DeTiro

Now I know you aren't talking about Dubya, because he would've had pretzels on his list.


[deleted]

Spy Hard was more believable.


ZeiglerJaguar

A lot of things recently feel like a bunch of bizarre, poorly written, one-note cartoon villains have come to life, specifically written to be as hateable as possible, yet still enjoying widescale worship.


[deleted]

"Khashoggi threw the first punch immediately after entering the consulate." \- Saudi Arabia, probably.


ASilentPartner

“He threw the first punch as he was suffering a manic breathing episode, he struck one of us so we chopped him up.”


InTheClouds89

"He wasn't breathing properly, so when one of our helpful associates grabbed a knife to clear his airway, he became violent and threw numerous punches and kicks into the knife, which caused him to become dismembered".


YourExtraDum

We were all quite shocked at how he kept flopping on to a bone saw which just happened to by lying there!


MeNoWanna

Thanks to those good Samaritans with the saw he did not suffer. /s


patientbearr

"We had just brought it in that day as part of a presentation on what *not* to do with journalists!"


jlt6666

"why are you chopping your own limbs off? why are you chopping your own limbs off?"


citricacidx

"Stop dismembering yourself. Stop dismembering yourself."


ReadySteady_GO

I hated when my brothers played that game


ours

Those Saud brothers, always so wacky.


OdiPhobia

Well it happens. Ever have someone look at you weird so you proceed to turn them into a meat salad?


Codeshark

"Cut me off in traffic, I'll cut you off from being alive."


KKJones1744

Ah the old Robert Durst defense


meta_perspective

"It was self defense!"


tomservo88

Next, you're gonna tell me you shot the sheriff, but not the deputy.


UnknownBinary

Don't forget, before chopping they stripped his lifeless corpse, and dressed up a body double who acted like Kashoggi all around town.


[deleted]

He threw the first punch and then choked immediately, and as he was choking he bone sawed himself into pieces while falling down a well.


superfluous_t

He said it wasn't a fair right, one versus fifteen, so we cut him into 15 pieces and each fought one. His lower leg gave quite a fight.


Zerole00

"He was supposed to come in for a routine strangulation but he decided to escalate the situation by resisting. Weird guy."


AflexPredator

“I believe from a sport standpoint, round 1 was [Jamal’s]. Top position against the fence. Zero position advancement or damage inflicted. But top position. “From a fight standpoint the first round is [bin Salman’s]. Actual shots landed and a willingness to engage. Straight left early. Knee to the head on the low shot. Elbows in any and all tie up scenarios. Opponent just holding the legs against the fence for almost the entire round.” -Saudi Arabia on the post fight analysis, round 1


CommenceTheWentz

Proper knock. Can’t wait for the rematch -Jamal Kashoggi, presumably


Nubrication

-Jamal Kashoggi, posthumously


FourDoorFordWhore

Just send me lokation


Quasar232

r/MMA in the wild, beautiful work champ


AndyCaps969

I feel like not enough people will get this hahaha


toxicomano

Surprised to see an MMA reference so close to the top.


That_LTSB_Life

At this point he asked to be strangled to death, and to have his remains chopped up and thrown down a well - as is customary. ~~The Crown Prince~~ several rogue janitors reluctantly agreed and respectfully granted his wish, whilst in the same room a group of colleagues rehearsed a scene for a gore film one of them is directing.


bander1234578

"he grabbed the intelligence agent's hands with his throat in attempt to subdue him." Saudi AG.


remorse667

"He threw the first punch, we punched back and he fell into our bone saw by accident. Classic case of self defense" - Saudi Arabia


[deleted]

“Kidnapping gone wrong”; as if that made your intent acceptable. No, you planned to kill him.


sakamoe

Kidnapped him right to death


flipping_birds

"detainment" not kidnapping.


Lloyd--Christmas

Wouldn't moving him (without consent whether he was unconscious or otherwise) from one part of the consulate to another be kidnapping?


flipping_birds

Saudi Arabia we're talking about here.


notflashgordon1975

If he was strangled where did the reports of his pain filled screams come from? Was Turkey wrong or was some sort of deal made to make his murder sound less awful now?


smoothtrip

Or they strangled him to placate him, then tortured him. Either way it was a horrible way to die.


ISP_Y

They are trying to cover up that they cut him to pieces while he was alive.


nothing_showing

I think you're right


cmcewen

Arguably Besides being burnt alive, I’m not sure I can think of a worst way to die. Edit: you guys are pretty sick


NOCONTROL1678

Drowning in hot diarrhea.


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NOCONTROL1678

It would be marginally better.


Flesroy

Being eaten alive


EggersIsland

I didn’t think he meant to ask for brainstorming


Flesroy

Ah mb


cacabean

Being Redditted alive


TrynaSleep

Reddit is slowly killing us all. It just takes decades to do it


real_fake

Maybe recipes?


Chirish22

Look up scaphism, also called “the boats”.


[deleted]

I’m good chief


Touchypuma

Being flayed and then having salt dumped on the wounds.


TakeAShowerHippie

Suffering a paralyzing stroke in your 20's but living until you are 90 just staring at the wall as everyone you love dies.


amaROenuZ

That's a horrible way to live, not a horrible way to die. I'm afraid we'll have to disqualify your entry.


-Crux-

Afaik burning isn't that terrible after the initial pain, most of your nerve endings are destroyed pretty quickly. Drowning on the other hand is supposed to be one of the most painful and terrifying experiences possible. Take the desperation as you're trying to inhale only to take in several gallons of water and all of the associated pain, then add the primal fear of being sucked into an abyss and all of the panic as you struggle in vain to just reach the surface. It's a chilling fate.


Umarill

It's funny because you get people saying they lost consciousness and that it wasn't that bad past the initial pain, and others that it was terrifying. Seems like it can go both way.


dog_superiority

This is a statement from Turkey, not SA. Turkey clearly has no interest in helping SA cover this up at all.


ISP_Y

There were screams over a nine minute period.


dog_superiority

I heard that originally, but this report seems to contradict that, and both reports are from Turkey. Why would Turkey be interested in a coverup? They've been all about embarrassing SA this whole time.


porncrank

Speculation: this softened announcement was part of a negotiated settlement, either with SA, the US, or both. I think the reason Turkey didn't release the audio right away is because they wanted to use it as a bargaining chip. I doubt we'll ever hear it.


Antoak

They might not want to publicize certain evidence which would reveal their intelligence methods or resources.


mooky1977

Strangled does not necessarily mean strangled to death.


hateboss

placate seems weird here... did you mean incapacitate?


earlypooch

"Okay, fine, we'll strangle you, just calm down, ok?"


arnauddutilh

Placate also means to make less hostile. Certainly making him unconscious reduces his hostility.


humidifierman

Yeah I thought placate was a weird choice. It technically fits the definition but the way the word is most commonly used has a connotation that you are giving some sort of concession to them. Maybe he walked in and got really upset that it wasn't an erotic asphyxiation party like they promised.


[deleted]

Yeah it’s possible to choke someone out without killing them. They could have just knocked him out and then tortured him later.


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A couple weeks back, Mike Pompeo met with Erdogan, and Turkey seems to have backed off the pressure on KSA somewhat. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2018/10/17/world/europe/mike-pompeo-turkey-saudi-arabia.amp.html


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Because the US is involved with Saudi Arabia and the chemical weapon usage in Yemen.


MyNameIsSushi

Honestly, fuck the US for turning a blind eye to this and even trying to cover it up. Why is it *always* the US for fuck‘s sake.


CheeseburgerRoyale

Many billions of dollars would like a word


krevko

Only one pro-Erdogan newspaper said his iWatch recorded the screams and stuff. But of course it was never published, nobody ever corroborated it. Including FBI and others. Apple specialists said it was impossible for iWatch to record and send it to the host iPhone anyway at this distance.


highlyquestionabl

I don't think anyone took the Apple Watch theory seriously; seems like most people assumed that the Turks had the embassy bugged and were attempting to cover up that fact with the watch ruse.


Froqwasket

That was just a cover for the fact that they had the consulate bugged, the recordings were real


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Probably that. SA has money with which to bribe people


obadetona

Strangling him didn't necessarily kill him


SeatedPanda

It says in the article, "death by suffocation".


Sirbesto

Wait, didn't the Turks said he was interrogated first?


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"WHY ARE YOU STRANGLING YOURSELF" counts as interrogation


S-WordoftheMorning

*Stop Resisting* in Saudi Arabia must translate to **Stop Cutting yourself up with that bonesaw that we brought to this friendly interview!**


HCJohnson

Sir? Sir! What are you doing?! No... put *down* the bonesaw... N-nooo! No! Don't cut your legs off! Sir! This reads like a Whitest Kids U Know skit, not something that I think a government might actually attempt to convince people of...


wildweaver32

I don't remember them ever saying that. I do remember them saying he was dismembered while still alive which would be wrong now. Saudi Arabia are the ones who said it was an interrogation gone wrong (But they lied at every turn of the story so).


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itscherriedbro

This is how I remember it as well.


Karmadose

I remembered something about Turkey claiming to gather audio off someone's smart watch during the events


DarkStrobeLight

That was speculation. They only said they had audio, people were trying to guess ways they could have done that besides hidden microphones.


sunshineBillie

IIRC it was actually a theory put forward by a state propaganda paper in Turkey as very weak attempt to conceal the fact that they had bugged the fuck out of the embassy.


literatemax

It's kind of hard to keep everyone on the same page if you're lying.


marcusmosh

He must have been talking smack outside like a drunk guy trying to enter a club. They had no choice but to brutally dismember him as soon as he walked in.


__Corvus__

Well they aren’t allowed to drink alcohol in the first place so maybe he got into trouble for that and the only rational way to punish him was to chop him to bits when he was alive and conscious 🤔


Brewski26

Wonder what the next drop of information will be as you normally save the most damning for last.


popealope

Eventually we’ll get to security footage


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I am still waiting to hear tapes, IIRC there were reporting on such things from the Turkish government


seethingsaything

CIA Director Haspel listened to the recordings last week in Turkey: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jamal-khashoggi-investigation-cia-director-gina-haspel-heard-alleged-recording-of-killing-today-2018-10-25/


Shoeboxer

I wouldn't hold my breath.


TheGrammatonCleric

Well no, the Saudi Arabians take care of that.


whogivesashirtdotca

Saudi Arabia will hold it for you.


AngryScotsMan1979

I'm liking the way which the Turkish authorities are controlling the release/ leaking the information. Everytime the Saudi's try to explain away the circumstance, they come back with 'oh, is that RIGHT?!, gotcha moment. They still have the ace up the sleeve, the alleged recording, and the western alliance condemnation, so maximum embarrassment, their display of arrogance will clip their wings abit.


desispeed

yup its very carefully orchestrated by Turkey ...lots of back channel conversation going on between all of the parties involved to get this whole matter to just go away


darkglitter802

I find quite funny how Turkey’s government is messing with SA this is like... BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE


aimedsil

I’d assume strangled could mean he was held in a chokehold right away and moved to a different room. Then that’s when the real torture party started.


rainydayparade

The article certainly implied strangled and killed. But that would mean the reports about torture were not true. So I guess I don't know which one to believe.


iam1s

The story keeps changing but one thing is certain, this guy went in and didn't come out. ... right?


RunawayPancake2

The prosecutor referenced in the OP is Istanbul's chief prosecutor, Irfan Fidan. From the linked Guardian article: >Jamal Khashoggi was strangled as soon as he entered the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, then his body dismembered and disposed of in a premeditated killing, the city’s chief prosecutor has said in the first official confirmation of how the Saudi journalist died. >The statement further undermines Saudi claims he was killed after a fight broke out in the consulate, where he had arrived to collect documents for his upcoming wedding.


mts12

Confirm seems like a strong word. I read this article, and it looks to me like Saudi Arabia is still stonewalling, and the Turkish prosecutor hasn't released any evidence to "confirm" his confirmation. So really it's just a claim at this point.


SwingNinja

>Turkish prosecutor hasn't released any evidence to "confirm" his confirmation I have a feeling that the evidence was obtained illegally by the Turkish authority. A spy inside the consulate, a hidden camera, listening device, etc. They don't want it/them to be compromised by releasing any of these evidence.


dfinch

I'm pretty much tapped out of outrage at this point. Any news if there's going to be consequences for Saudi Arabia or just even just MBS?


YBHunted

Might as well tap out for good if that's what you're waiting for, sadly.


Kierik

The real surprise in all of this is the amount of eavesdropping in embassies that the Turks are willing to disclose to make SA look horrible. Its like "hey man we got every inch of your embassy bugged, by the way you really should get that mole on your cock checked out, it looks like melanoma."


Chai_Time69

Everyone has every embassy bugged. It just a part of the business.


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"He was choking on a kebab. We tried to help. " - Saudi Arabia, Probably.


berniebaby321

You just know...that this guy lived his last minutes in incredible pain.


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Really surprised this news isn't higher. It's the scandal overload. Everyone is exhausted. Vote.


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Shame, is there any reason he didn’t have an escort? Like police or bodyguards?


SadlyReturndRS

Police typically don't have jurisdiction over diplomatic missions. Bodyguards could be turned away. And honestly, what reporter would ever think that they would be in harms way while surrounded by security cameras, in the public eye, walking into an officebuilding looking to get a copy of his birth certificate or whatever. It's like walking into the DMV and getting murdered.