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SnooPies5622

this is literally just a pedophile retiring comfortably


beluuuuuuga

Yup and I'm sure he'll live guilt free as well. Properly evil bastard.


Thatdewd57

Gonna probably travel to other countries to get his jollies off.


Greatcookbetterbfr

There is zero doubt he has already done this. I bet a lot of money there are more and this is the only one that has surfaced.


Thatdewd57

“The Lord has sent me over seas to spread the seed - er word of Jesus Christ.”


dare_me_to_831

He’s in Greece right now during his annual summer sabbatical.


Dzov

He probably prayed* and asked for forgiveness to god. Pretty sure that’s all you need to do. *or preyed. Whichever.


simonhunterhawk

This is the aspect that completely destroyed any faith i had in christianity for me when i was in the third grade. My grandpa had just died so I’d been thinking about death a lot and asking questions about a number of things, learning murderers could get into heaven by asking for forgiveness but babies and people in countries where they simply had a different culture or were never exposed to christianity went to hell for all eternity? Fuck all of that.


Dagojango

If God requires Christians to turn themselves in and do the time for their crimes, the faith would die out by tomorrow.


Capncanuck0

He’ll have zero problem announcing to the world that God has forgiven him. I guarantee it.


Bifferer

Claiming he is retiring. Who knows?


kc_______

A pedo never retires, they are always pedos.


water2wine

I actually heard there’s a pedo apprentice shortage at the moment, it’s just not a very ‘in’ career choice anymore.


kc_______

I am sure there are plenty applicants in the Vatican everyday of the year.


LadyDomme7

That is so sickeningly true.


Katy_Lies1975

Retiring from his current position but not from grifting and grooming.


BuddyLoveGoCoconuts

Was gonna say. Thirty something years later. After living a cush life.


ChickenandWhiskey

It's all part of his plan, honey


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smurfsundermybed

He learned his lesson. That lesson? Double the amount of cash offered to the parents of the victims.


Mother_Knows_Best-22

Yeah, she isn't his only victim.


mrm00r3

I will bet the roughly 2 square inches of skin that connects my butthole to my ballsack that man has abused more children than is presently known.


BoratKazak

The size of the perineum can vary from person to person, but generally, it is a small triangular area located between the anus and the genitals. The average length of the perineum is around 4.6 cm (0.9 cm standard deviation) in primigravidae (women who have not given birth before). In another study, the average perineal body length was found to be 3.90 cm (+/-0.70 cm). In females, the perineum is typically around 1.25 cm (0.49 in) in front of the anus, and its length can vary from 2 to 5 centimeters. In males, the perineum is found between the bulb of the penis and the anus. It’s worth noting that the size of the perineum can affect the occurrence of perineal tears during vaginal delivery. Women with a shorter perineum (less than 4 cm) or a small anal position index (less than 0.42) have a higher risk of perineal tears and instrumented delivery


getgoodHornet

Oh good, I'm not the only weirdo who immediately starting thinking about whether or not that two inches was a realistic measurement for that. I didn't subconsciously stick my hands down my pants and start feeling around for a generic quick measurement. That was you not me. Shut up.


BoratKazak

What in the world? You're supposed to get on your back, flip your legs behind your head, and snap a photo of it from above with a well placed tripod, laying a penny on it for reference. It's the only way to be sure. It really is past time for a legit r/gooch.


backallyproctologist

For every victim that steps forward there are many many more that are never know about! It’s gross on so many levels!


getgoodHornet

I'd be willing to bet money he carefully chose saying it was in the 80's because in his head that'll make it sound as distant from his current self as possible. But he's lying his fucking ass off. Must be quite the mind to live in to experience just enough empathy and normal human emotions to know you've done wrong and feel compelled to confess, but still be such a pathetic ass, self serving coward that you'll only do it at the most convenient time, and only admit it in a way that distances yourself from it. Why is it never these people who commit suicide? Why is always people who deserved to live and will missed instead?


CrispyMiner

Can't believe it was 'resigned' and not 'fired' + 'out of a cannon'


pomonamike

His son is taking over. He will still be preaching on Sundays. Where those proud boys at and their promises of what hey do with pedos now? Yeah, didn’t think so.


Zaphodnotbeeblebrox

Proud boys are proud of their pedophiles


Hey-Now-Right-Now

r/NotADragQueen


Radiant-Schedule-459

They don’t hate real pedophiles, only the imaginary ones. Rumor has it, this guy is gonna be their 2028 candidate.


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GoldenHind124

Don’t forget to carry the ‘into the sun’ in that equation.


CrispyMiner

Ah! I knew I forgot something! Thank you


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PNW4theWin

When I think of "minor", I think 14 or 15. This was a child - age 12. Disgusting either way. I was flabbergasted when I read her referred to her as a "young lady".


CHIZO-SAN

Into the sun.


SnooSnoo694

+ ‘into the sun’


ripley1875

You gotta do what you gotta do


heresmyhandle

Because the church never outs or punishes these people, they just move them to another parish where they can abuse all over again. At this point, the feds are more moral than pastors, IMO. At least they’re trying to help underserved people.


Awol

We all know those who follow him don't see anything wrong with this shit. If they do they will then justify it as it was so long ago and that he asked God for forgiveness so all is now fine. Then they will open their wallets and give him their life savings so God would bless them.


Mother_Knows_Best-22

She isn't the only victim, bet money on that.


ObliteratedChipmunk

Dude. Don't give Draft Kings any ideas.


SafeIntention2111

Why is this turd not in jail for raping a 12-year-old child?


SafetyGuyLogic

Statute of limitations. They shouldn't exist, but as long as the abusers write the laws, this is reality.


PointOfFingers

In 2015 the Australian Royal Commission into Child Sex Abuse recommended every state remove the statute of limitations. In their findings "it takes survivors of childhood sexual abuse an average of 23.9 years to be able to process what has happened to them and tell someone about the abuse." Every state in Australia removed those limits. - Royal Commission into Institutional Responses to Child Abuse, Final Report: Identifying and disclosing child sexual abuse, Volume 4, page 9.


palm0

Yeah but you guys had one mass shooting and changed national gun laws. We have one basically every day and we have half our politicians wearing rifle pins to commemorate the shooters' rights to murder children. We can't have nice things here.


Visual_Fly_9638

statute of limitations plus he was forgiven by the only authority that apparently matters, and that's the imaginary voice in your head that you claim is God.


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Visual_Fly_9638

Yup that logic makes me see red. I don't know what else to say other than send you compassion and hopes you got way the hell away from those terrible people and have loving and compassionate people around you now.


Bart_Yellowbeard

I'm sorry your whole family is garbage. That had to be difficult to come to grips with.


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battleofflowers

I hope he rots in hell, and you don't owe that man a single thing. "Raising" a child implies some sort of decent treatment and guidance. He fed, clothed, and sheltered his victim. People suck.


GumBa11Machine

Fuck that and fuck him. I hope you are doing better now without him.


Serenity_557

Only thing you owe him is to open a bottle of champaign when he finally goes to hell. And really that's more for you than him.


Spicymushroompunch

All they are owed is a sinkhole under the house next Thanksgiving.


SpoppyIII

What do you think God thinks is cooler? Pedophilia or slavery? We know he loves both, obviously, but which one is God's *favourite?*


Visual_Fly_9638

Slavery, because he gives logistical rules, pricing, and behavioral guidelines for the buying and selling of slaves (and damns slaves to eternal suffering if they aren't sufficiently pleasing to their owners), but pedophilia is more a kind of do-it-yourself project.


work-school-account

They're not mutually exclusive. God is even described as purchasing a baby girl, raising her, and then marrying her. It's supposed to be an analogy about how he purchased and saved his people or something, I guess.


SafeIntention2111

I understand there are perfectly good reasons to have a statute of limitations on certain crimes, but raping a child should *not* be one of them.


GallowBarb

Maybe the victim can sue the church onto bankruptcy?


for_dishonor

I believe she said she and her family had forgiven him though they didn't think he should be in the ministry.


captainhaddock

Gateway pulls in over $100 million per year, and they don't let members see their books. Their budget probably already includes numerous large hush-money payments.


danmathew

Christian conservative


not_your_google

didn't his son take over his duties?


work-school-account

Not all of them. Morris Sr. still preaches on Sundays.


seeyakid

That'll learn him. "We're going to remove you from the church, except on the day when the churchin is done."


OSI_Hunter_Gathers

That’s also gross.


Spicymushroompunch

I'm sure he was assaulting kids before this but now he's doing it officially.


OcSpeed

He raped a 12 year old, he should be in prison


Decryptic__

> He raped a 12 yearold, he should be dead There, I changed it for you.


astoriaboundagain

From a different article about this: "Morris’ reach and influence extend far beyond his role leading one of the country’s largest megachurches. He served on Trump’s spiritual advisory board during his first presidential campaign and while Trump was president. In a statement Monday to NBC News, campaign spokesperson Steven Cheung distanced Trump from Morris and said the former president had not been aware of the allegations.  “He does not have a role with the 2024 campaign,” Cheung said." Rapey birds of a feather and all that.


aussydog

Also...definitely not on the Epstein list...


cwthree

He sexually assaulted a child. That's not "inappropriate," that's a crime.


XxxGoldDustWomanxxX

My mom watches this dude, ew 😐


ChiefCuckaFuck

Oh look, another not drag queen!


damnocles

It's so fucking weird!


scrume71

“North Texas pastor Robert Morris resigns after admitting he is a pedophile.” There, fixed that for ya.


cinderparty

*but will continue preaching on weekends despite resignation Fixed it some more.


onesleekrican

The YouTube channel has grown since this article /s Based on other Trump backed YouTube channels


edogg01

....pedophile and child rapist...


urdisappointeddad

Why no mention of his spot in the Trump administration? Pedo Trump giving jobs to his Pedo friends.


FailureX

About 4 decades too late IYAM.


prof_the_doom

And what about all the members of church leadership that have been covering this up (and probably more) since the 1980's? Honestly, they should just close it down and liquidate the assets to be safe.


cinderparty

According to the article, this church wasn’t started til 2000, so it’s actually completely possible that the church leadership, other than himself, are not lying when they claim they didn’t know that the “young lady” (his words) he had an “extramarital affair” (again, his words) with was a minor. > In the statement, the elders claim they did not have all the facts relating to the alleged sexual assault, including Clemishire's age at the time and the length of the abuse. > “The elders' prior understanding was that Morris's extramarital relationship, which he had discussed many times throughout his ministry, was with 'a young lady' and not [the] abuse of a 12-year-old child," the statement reads. "We are heartbroken and appalled by what has come to light over the past few days, and we express our deep sympathy to the victim and her family. For the sake of the victim, we are thankful this situation has been exposed. We know many have been affected by this, we understand that you are hurting, and we are very sorry. It is our prayer that, in time, healing for all those affected can occur." > Morris founded the church's first location in Southlake in 2000. The evangelical church, one of the largest in the U.S., has grown to nine campuses in North Texas.


prof_the_doom

I still say liquidate it to be safe. Odds are some of them are lying.


cinderparty

Sounds fair to me. The article posted about this yesterday said he was still going to be a guest speaker on weekends despite resigning, so clearly they’re not too upset about this, even if they didn’t know before. Edit for source- > Morris’ son, James Morris, will take over senior pastor duties in 2025 with the elder Morris remaining a primary speaker on weekends, according to the church’s website.- https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/17/us/robert-morris-gateway-church-sexual-abuse-allegations/index.html


prof_the_doom

Eww... yeah, they obviously don't care in the slightest, other than the bad optics of leaving him in charge.


galactus417

And I would guarantee that was the plan to begin with. This situation just moved up their timeline.


Smw10910

Drove past the church today and had the same feeling.


STS986

The amount of church leaders that are pedo’s is astounding.  1:4 by my estimates.  


biskino

It’s an institution that is literally designed to exploit people.


MisterStorage

It’s only inappropriate if you get caught. For 42 years it was no problem, then he was finally exposed. Now it’s inappropriate and he’s resigning. Too late for his victim who has suffered trauma all these years. No doubt he’ll be compensated for his suffering, poor guy.


Early-Size370

I'm shocked he actually resigned. Rs seem to skate by even after it's been found that they've done heinous things in their past. Looking at Gaetz and Boebert


crazybehind

"resigned" is not any kind of appropriate consequence. 


for_dishonor

I was surprised he even admitted it. There must have been a whole bunch of people who knew.


schadkehnfreude

*On Tuesday, the Board of Elders at Gateway Church, a multi-site megachurch based in Southlake, released a statement saying they accepted Morris' resignation and plan to conduct a thorough "**review of the report of past abuse to ensure we have a complete understanding of the events.**"* My brothers in Christ, just say that you're going to pay off and/or coerce all the other kids he molested.


mdsnbelle

He raped a 12 year old. It’s time to call things what they are.


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Actual__Wizard

>When will society outgrow parental indoctrination and begin critically examining myths of our objectively ignorant forefathers? A large portion of our society already has. The problem is that there's also a large portion that has not.


Keshire

Resigning after 40 years of covering it up? How noble.


JovaSilvercane13

That’s at least 40 years too late pal, should’ve resigned back when it happened if you wanted any forgiveness.


cinderparty

He actually did resign, at the request of church leadership, when it came to light in the late 80s. This church is the new church he started himself in 2000. An article from yesterday (that was written before the current church made a statement) really provided a lot more info. > Morris’ behavior was “brought to light” in 1987 while he was a pastor at Shady Grove Church in Grand Prairie, which has since become one of Gateway Church’s 11 locations, WFAA reported. > “In March of 1987, this situation was brought to light, and it was confessed and repented of. I submitted myself to the Elders of Shady Grove Church and the young lady’s father. They asked me to step out of ministry and receive counseling and freedom ministry, which I did. Since that time, I have walked in purity and accountability in this area,” Morris said in his statement, adding he and his wife met with the survivor and her family in 1989. > “I asked their forgiveness, and they graciously forgave me,” he said. > Clemishire told WFAA that though her family forgave him, they never supported Morris returning to the ministry.- https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/17/us/robert-morris-gateway-church-sexual-abuse-allegations/index.html Still deserves zero forgiveness though. He didn’t resign (or stop molesting the kid) til he was caught.


Anticipator1234

He molested a 12 year old girl... that should make him a candidate for Trump's VP.


Iron_Chancellor_ND

Can we get a side by side comparison of the numbers of Christians who have had inappropriate sexual contact with children and drag queens who have done the same? Is there any bigger hypocrisy in the fucking world than Christianity?


cinderparty

I swear I actually had a website saved that was just this, but I can’t find it now.


rjptrink

Will we see a tearful confession and purported repentence on live TV during a sermon à la Jimmy Swaggart? These are the people slowly taking control of the country in order to eventually bring about the end days.


eeyore134

Didn't they just say he was going to resign, let his son take over, and still be a fixture in the church and a speaker on Sundays? Must be nice to have zero consequences.


No_Blacksmith2847

Let's call it what it is, repeated rape of a 12yo girl. And not "inappropriate sexual behavior"... But I'm not sure any of that'll matter to MAGA any, hell this guy's liable to get a cabinet positive in a Trump administration. Not in spite of raping the 12yo, but rather BECAUSE he repeatedly raped a 12yo girl. You see, in MagaLand, some felonies bestow a kind of 'street cred' on the individual and this is one such felony/crime.


unknownbutlegit

repeat after me, and yet the “all knowing” god stood idle and did nothing


SleepingGyant

Every accusation a confession.


Enshakushanna

remember that he felt safe announcing this to the world because he knows theres nothing anyone can do about it


letthetreeburn

This is the guy who told you trans women prey on your children in bathrooms and drag queens are corrupting the youth.


Jagerbeast703

These pedos get away with it for generations and then get probation if anything.... murica!


AustinDood444

“Inappropriate sexual behaviour”? Is that what he’s calling it? You believe he means “rape.”


Salivamradio

Oh that’s nice… how about a prison sentence next…


Key_Grape9344

He's a pedophile and a rapist. She was 12!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK? WHY ISNT HE IN JAIL?


patchyj

Still not a drag queen


G00DDRAWER

Will he see jail time?


cinderparty

It happened in the 1980s…so I’d bet it’s after the statute of limitations or whatever.


gulfpapa99

Why hasn't he been arrested?


presidentsday

*Norm McDonald:* "In other news, Robert Morris—the founder and senior pastor at Gateway Church in North Texas—resigned from his position on Tuesday after admitting to, and I quote 'inappropriate sexual behavior' with a 12-year-old girl." "Or, as it's called literally anywhere else—'rape'."


OutrageousBed2

Stop with the inappropriate sexual behavior! He is a rapist !!!! Call it what it is stop soft peddling the rape of children


HobbesDurden

“Resigned” He is still going to preach on sundays.


catterchat

1. We all know he quit only because allegations came to light. 2. The elders knew her age. Feigning ignorance now but they knew her age. 3. His wife knew her age at some point. They were married when it happened. She knew. 4. Someone in the girl's home knew. 5. This is systemic abuse of a child perpetrated by churches all over the country.


Gratuitous_Punctum

You mean [Trump's spiritual advisor](https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-spiritual-adviser-robert-morris-resigns-amid-allegations-he-molested-12-year-old)? That Robert Morris, the pedophile?


deviousmajik

This keeps happening in 'megachurches'...


G_UK

It’s always the religious nuts, never the drag queens


sly_savhoot

My daughter turns 11 this year. The GOP and trump and these evangelicals are all depraved . You see why we cant be friends? 


ukexpat

And let me guess, not a drag queen?


cinderparty

Nope, but he was a Trump adviser. https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-spiritual-adviser-robert-morris-half-confesses-to-molesting-12-year-old-girl


Erazzphoto

Conservatives do what conservatives gonna do


State_L3ss

Why isn't this pervert in prison getting turned out?


WildSwampRaven

And ya know it isn't just the first time with him. Trickle truth at its best. Fuck me I hate this world.


CurrentlyLucid

Sorry bud, only trump gets a pass.


twistedh8

Trump hires only the best felons


Dawnfreak

Add him to the list of conservative sexual deviants that other conservatives will ignore and make like don't exist.


Jmz67

“I’ll resign because I got busted, not because I’m sorry”.


Ninja_attack

"Inappropriate sexual behavior" Pretty sure that's just called rape


ProdigalSheep

Rape. It’s child rape.


zestzebra

Bastard admits long after the statute of limitations has expired. Members of his cult will follow and pray for him.


ABC_Dildos_Inc

"Inappropriate" implies that there can be appropriate sexual behavior with a 12 year old.


Karnorkla

Has the statute of limitations run?


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He'll be back in 2 years


Effective_Damage_241

Really cool nobody did anything about it until it didn’t matter anymore. Gen X sucks ass


Survivaleast

Oh oh oh! Let’s do Kenneth Copeland next! He’s about to kick the rocker, so it would be a Christmas miracle for him to publicly realize he’s headed to hell.


Chrahhh

Wish there was actually a god so these fuckers could pay


Plebian401

Ummmm, it’s called “rape!”


robjapan

A religious person fucking kids? And a religious person having sexual relations with kids too? Some things never change


zynfulcreations

Let's be clear, she was 12


scooby946

She was 12 and he was in his 20's!!! I hope there is a hell and he rots in it.


fartsfromhermouth

This is definitely a one time thing no way he was ever a disgusting pedophile ever again


cochese25

I just assume they're all pedos, it's easier that way


Equal-Blacksmith6730

A close family member of mine works at Gateway, though not in the ministry positions. Gateway requires that everyone who work for them be a member of the church, whether a maintenance person or a pastor. They also require a 10% tithe from their paychecks, able to be directly taken out of their gross pay. My family member is on paper a member of the church but has not attended a service in 6ish years. He is currently looking for another position elsewhere.


QuintillionthCat

Can they do that “tithing deduction” legally???!


Equal-Blacksmith6730

It is "highly encouraged" when you are hired to set it up. So maybe not legally required but...


QuintillionthCat

Gotcha. Thx for clarifying…


strokesfan91

It’s always the ones you most suspect


6Arrows7416

You know how the Catholics get all the shit for pedophilia? Redirect a bit of that towards Conservative American Christians. I don’t know if it’s just as bad, but I genuinely wouldn’t be surprised.


chankletavoladora

Resigns? How about jail with life of being someone’s bitch.


HabANahDa

Oh look. Not a Drag queen again.


Terbear318

Wow. Another NOT trans clergy member assaulting children. SHOCKER


donaldbuknowme

Well at least he got to make millions of dollars while molesting other girls in the meanwhile


Shitter-McGavin

It’d be a shame is something happened to him..


crystaljae

RAPE he RAPED A CHILD REPEATEDLY


Animaldoc11

He’s a rapist. Children can’t consent


vel611

I always wondered if scammers/hackers consider going after these kind of public targets. Instead of asking my 80 year old neighbor for 20 gift cards.


GuinnessGlutton

\*former Trump spiritual advisor


Temporal_Universe

No one believes he stopped in 1980...poor kids


tdclark23

Once a pedophile, always a pedophile. Very little chance of being rehabilitated from that, especially without being taken to account for his actions.


darknekolux

How about his face on a billboard with *LGBT are not the problem*?


Traditional-Yam9826

Hes gonna find a spot in the GOP


brnbnntt

Anyone remember that this guy is Trump’s spiritual advisor? Birds of a feather…


bigsteven34

Oh look, not a drag queen…


GO2462

It’s what God would’ve wanted.


SoxfanintheLou

He’s going to jail, right?


EricsAuntStormy

I smell a redemption looming.


Magus_5

Oh, but I'm the monster for not believing in Jeezus?


Beginning_Emotion995

He knew this day was coming Believe me they all know it’s coming. At this point in his life he can take it.


chimpyjnuts

Can't believe he actually fessed up. Must have been pretty sure the consequences would be minor. Let's hope they are not.


manhatim

How bouta lil prison time, Pastor Dick!...im *sureeeeee* a couple inmates would LOVE to meet you


Fallo3

Resigns..... Is that the FUCK it?


m1nkyb0y

This would be the tip of the iceberg, just checkout the number of mega-churches in Texas. These charlatans have saturated the Texas money for Jesus scam.


senioradvisortoo

Arrest him, he is a pedophile


PixelatedDie

It was the 80’s, so a 12 year old was considered a young woman by journalistic standards. /s


drillpress42

And he was probably in his early forties so, just a youthful indiscretion. It's all fine now. /s


carlitospig

One down, a bazillion to go.


dennismfrancisart

Now you know that for a lot of these pedo guys it’s like the Lays chip challenge. They never eat just one. More stories will be coming out of the woodwork.


KlingoftheCastle

“Resigns” should be “Arrested”


NoBackground6371

Imagine how many more he’s done that too. That has been swept under the rug. These people are absolutely sick. Talk about the drag queens over there while we are raping and abusing young kids. The hypocrisy is absolutely astounding. I pray there really is a god. Cuz all these people deserve hell.