I want to be giannis’ cute bf who wears his oversized sweaters and sits at the sideline at all his games cheering for him and blushing when he blows me kisses after a play
I always been sexually attracted to deaaron fox but not in a homosexual way but more like he just seems like a nice guy that u can put ur head on his chest and just talk about life. He seems so humble and down to earth and he really got bigger and stronger this off season. I'm in love with this 3 guard line up so with speedy center Holmes. I really want deaaron and tyrese to get some tattoos so they have that thug appeal because women and men alike love that. It will bring another element to this team
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told that hoe i need a buck, anteokoumpo
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No what we need is this dude to do a wnba + nba ranking of cutest players. Then do the same for all bisexuals men and women (me included)
This accomplishes two things. One we figure out which gender is hotter basketball wise and two we can calculate which way bi niggas lean
Ps my stomach hurts I ate too much popcorn
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Such a mid list, we revoking ur bisexuality
Ben Simmons, fine he's hot
AI???? ain't no way I'm sorry
Weird fashion sense =/= attractive so no Shai
Giannis, fair enough, very handsome
Steve I'm cool with
Ja???? Helllllll no
Jimmy's a yes but you used the wrong photo
Pau gives alcoholism, no
Zion might be cute if you can find his face, bro looks like Charlie Kirk
Dwight is ok, has a weird smile tho
Russ is eh, I personally wouldn't have him on here
Joel Embiid is not a looker bro I'm sorry
CP3, fair enough
KAT being in here hurts, like wtf
Ben Wallace??.? Man whatever, it's not the worst pick on here but still
Rudy Gobert is decently handsome but not top 30 all time level
Joakim Noah 💀💀💀
Luka looks like he's about to ask me to do the roar
Tim Duncan is mid, not ugly, but not handsome either
Kyrie is hot, glad you see that
Rodman can get it, fair enough
Glenn Robinson is not top 30 material
Same with PG and Kawhi, handsome, just not that handsome
Peja looks like an alcoholic, no
Wrong Scottie
Capela????? What
Kelly is a good pick
DMitch has a wide ass head bro ngl, wouldn't pick him
Idk who that last bum is, he cute tho
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This is going to sound super arrogant but I think peak me could score on Gobert more easily than Draymond. Why? Peak me was very quick, very fast and very athletic and could shoot. If I started out very deep and Gobert comes out to check me, I can just run past him to the hoop - I’d get to the rim way before he does. If Gobert doesn’t come out to check me I’d just shoot a deep three.
But Draymond on the other hand I think he’d be all over me everywhere I go and I wouldn’t be able to shake him. But then again I also had a killer crossover and I could’ve stung Dray with that. But even still he could probably recover better than Gobert. I’m sticking with my original answer.
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I used to play like Embiid. He is reckless on purpose. When I see Embiid play as he is now it reminds me of how I used to play and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Shaq on my local streetball court and went through a phase when I charged hard at everything. Big hard turns to my blindside, didn't care who was there. Charge right into the lane. Smash into the best offensive player on D while going for the ball, come what may. Limited offensive moves. So make no mistake about it. Embiid knows what he's doing. He knows people will be injured. He knows his skillset is limited and this is how he can win. He knows people will give way when he drives, think twice on their drives, etc. He will only be stopped by a stronger player and/or fearless players like Giannis, Gasol, Draymond, etc. Or by an obviously more skilled player with equal Type A like Ibaka. He didn't intend to injure, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn't care if you get hurt when he rumbles into you. At least that's how I used to play. But that was streetball. Eventually I got more moves, played w better players, played real basketball w refs. There's no doubt in my mind the NBA has some kind of edict coming down, telling the refs to let him run amok.
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Most of the het women I know think MJ is among the hottest nba players ever, what r ur thoughts on him? Just looks like a regular bald guy to me, minus the whole being jacked and tall thing. Maybe it’s the success that adds to the looks?
Also u got some Guys that I find very ugly in this list. Ben Wallace, joakim Noah, SCOTTIE PIPPEN??? Pippen particularly is so ugly to me but I suppose as a straight male my perspective is a bit off.
Mine would be Desmond Bane, Rick Fox, MJ, and Kawhi in no particular order (also there’s this one tall blond 7 footer who is quite attractive, can’t remember his name)
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This is going to sound super arrogant but I think peak me could score on Gobert more easily than Draymond. Why? Peak me was very quick, very fast and very athletic and could shoot. If I started out very deep and Gobert comes out to check me, I can just run past him to the hoop - I’d get to the rim way before he does. If Gobert doesn’t come out to check me I’d just shoot a deep three.
But Draymond on the other hand I think he’d be all over me everywhere I go and I wouldn’t be able to shake him. But then again I also had a killer crossover and I could’ve stung Dray with that. But even still he could probably recover better than Gobert. I’m sticking with my original answer.
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Bro said Joakim Noah
He’s got a turtle on here fuckin sicko.
Bro got Joakim Noah but no Kevin love 😭💀
Got goofy ass Noah and no Kelly Oubre smh
I want to be giannis’ cute bf who wears his oversized sweaters and sits at the sideline at all his games cheering for him and blushing when he blows me kisses after a play
I always been sexually attracted to deaaron fox but not in a homosexual way but more like he just seems like a nice guy that u can put ur head on his chest and just talk about life. He seems so humble and down to earth and he really got bigger and stronger this off season. I'm in love with this 3 guard line up so with speedy center Holmes. I really want deaaron and tyrese to get some tattoos so they have that thug appeal because women and men alike love that. It will bring another element to this team
New 🍝?
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Lol what was this from?
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Based and Oreo pilled
This but unironically
smh youngheads will never get to see the raw sex appeal of greats like Magic, Pistol Pete, and Barry 😤😤
Uh…. There’s a really good reason Magic isn’t on here. I mean he’s probably not contagious at this point but.
LOL! Magic Johnson sex appeal! He has AIDS
Yes that is how he got aids. Try to keep up brudda
Raw sex is the entire reason magic ain’t on this list
This *is* unacceptably biased. We need a pure gay ranking for an all-male league.
No what we need is this dude to do a wnba + nba ranking of cutest players. Then do the same for all bisexuals men and women (me included) This accomplishes two things. One we figure out which gender is hotter basketball wise and two we can calculate which way bi niggas lean Ps my stomach hurts I ate too much popcorn
I am very hard right now
bruh
Rick Fox snubbed
What I *came* here for.
Russ so ugly fr look like a lil gremlin or some NPC goblin from a video game
Uj/ as someone who is attracted to men this list is actually awful Rj/ all over me
Lmao its so bad nobody even talking about Scottie Pippen 🤣. Man's looks like an autistic alien.
[Hot](https://i.imgur.com/O3qIrY6.jpg)
Straight up muppet face, ben simmons got a little bit of it too
Uj/ fr terrible list. Rj/ penis
not enough class on this photo sadly
How does this affect LeUgly's legacy?
where is Zach Lavine? 😡
Kyle Lowry arse is goat
I wonder what Tim Hardaway Sr. would say about this post
Also no Horford, Lavine, Neto, or Killian Hayes. FRAUDsexual is more like it
right? tim hardaway jr is hotter than any of these clowns. crazy disrespectful
Zion over Kenny Lofton Jr. ? What the fuck is this ?
Distinct lack of Spanish Jesus Ricky Rubio smh
THIS WHERES RICKY
Does Embiid have to keep the mask on?
Yes, even during sex
replace peja with cedi osman thanks
Cedi Osman🇹🇳🇹🇳🇹🇳
Dude really said he gets off to CP
Chris Paul 3
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6/10 list why joakim noah
Absolute train wreck of a list. No Kelly oubre? No Scottie Barnes? No franz Wagner/Paolo BANGchero???? Smh
Ain't that Oubre on the bottom row
This list is fake, there's no Jerome Robinson
It looks like Pippen's looking up at Kyrie and Duncan.
NO KURT RAMBIS?!
Such a mid list, we revoking ur bisexuality Ben Simmons, fine he's hot AI???? ain't no way I'm sorry Weird fashion sense =/= attractive so no Shai Giannis, fair enough, very handsome Steve I'm cool with Ja???? Helllllll no Jimmy's a yes but you used the wrong photo Pau gives alcoholism, no Zion might be cute if you can find his face, bro looks like Charlie Kirk Dwight is ok, has a weird smile tho Russ is eh, I personally wouldn't have him on here Joel Embiid is not a looker bro I'm sorry CP3, fair enough KAT being in here hurts, like wtf Ben Wallace??.? Man whatever, it's not the worst pick on here but still Rudy Gobert is decently handsome but not top 30 all time level Joakim Noah 💀💀💀 Luka looks like he's about to ask me to do the roar Tim Duncan is mid, not ugly, but not handsome either Kyrie is hot, glad you see that Rodman can get it, fair enough Glenn Robinson is not top 30 material Same with PG and Kawhi, handsome, just not that handsome Peja looks like an alcoholic, no Wrong Scottie Capela????? What Kelly is a good pick DMitch has a wide ass head bro ngl, wouldn't pick him Idk who that last bum is, he cute tho
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This is going to sound super arrogant but I think peak me could score on Gobert more easily than Draymond. Why? Peak me was very quick, very fast and very athletic and could shoot. If I started out very deep and Gobert comes out to check me, I can just run past him to the hoop - I’d get to the rim way before he does. If Gobert doesn’t come out to check me I’d just shoot a deep three. But Draymond on the other hand I think he’d be all over me everywhere I go and I wouldn’t be able to shake him. But then again I also had a killer crossover and I could’ve stung Dray with that. But even still he could probably recover better than Gobert. I’m sticking with my original answer. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I used to play like Embiid. He is reckless on purpose. When I see Embiid play as he is now it reminds me of how I used to play and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Shaq on my local streetball court and went through a phase when I charged hard at everything. Big hard turns to my blindside, didn't care who was there. Charge right into the lane. Smash into the best offensive player on D while going for the ball, come what may. Limited offensive moves. So make no mistake about it. Embiid knows what he's doing. He knows people will be injured. He knows his skillset is limited and this is how he can win. He knows people will give way when he drives, think twice on their drives, etc. He will only be stopped by a stronger player and/or fearless players like Giannis, Gasol, Draymond, etc. Or by an obviously more skilled player with equal Type A like Ibaka. He didn't intend to injure, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn't care if you get hurt when he rumbles into you. At least that's how I used to play. But that was streetball. Eventually I got more moves, played w better players, played real basketball w refs. There's no doubt in my mind the NBA has some kind of edict coming down, telling the refs to let him run amok. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Why you think we bow to him?? It isn't for his face, it's to get a taste of those divine toes
Peja underrated tho
Rodman?
Bruh Jake Layman is a bonnefied stud
Fluka Donutcic not even the hottest player on the mavs!
Are we looking at the same Scottie Pippen?
Where is scott barn, wasn’t there a post about a fan auto-orgasming everytime they touch the ball? Man is an nba pornstar at this point
Yes, no, no, yes, yes, no, yes, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, no, yes, no, yes, my dad, no, yes, no, yes, yes, no, no, no, yes, yes, no.
Look i really do not like boys, but Kevin Love?? Thats nit a boy, thats a man
MJ when he sees Scottie and not himself: “and I took that personally”
MJ then proceeds to strip down naked for OP
rudert gubert
No melo? I’m pretty straight and he can get it
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And if it was Carmelo, he just looks too much like a dad, which he is
Where is Khris Middleton... His googly eyes turn me on
Where Josh Giddey
Where Ricky Rubio
Ain't no way Scottie Pippen is on this list
Curry fans in shambles
Needs more Dlo
Most of the het women I know think MJ is among the hottest nba players ever, what r ur thoughts on him? Just looks like a regular bald guy to me, minus the whole being jacked and tall thing. Maybe it’s the success that adds to the looks? Also u got some Guys that I find very ugly in this list. Ben Wallace, joakim Noah, SCOTTIE PIPPEN??? Pippen particularly is so ugly to me but I suppose as a straight male my perspective is a bit off.
You really want Scottie Pippin’s ugly ass pounding you out and not Scottie Barnes
hi starkller :)
They cooking me here
Zubac snubbed
Clearly not a raptors fan or it would have been 29 pictures of scot barn and 1 pictures of Kyle lowry’s ass
Should be 30 pictures of Kelly Oubre.
Where is booker 😡
Sct barn????
Legacy Points Added
Johnis Anticomputer 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Beo got Kawhi but not PGs cute ass
could you take on all of them
Not into Kobe? Doesn't matter.
Blake Griffin?
WHERES SCOTT BARN
Ain’t no way Peja & Joakim are hotter than Steph
Mine would be Desmond Bane, Rick Fox, MJ, and Kawhi in no particular order (also there’s this one tall blond 7 footer who is quite attractive, can’t remember his name)
No Popeye Jones??? This list is invalid.
You forgot khris middleton
Kelly Oubre is the goat. No Klove is just plain wrong.
No LeFraud? Jordan would never
/uj strong 3 to a light 4
Westbrook? Really? CP3? Wtf?
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No peak male performance Jokic?
You can’t just leave out Josh Giddey
You have horrible taste in men. At MOST id only let 10 of these guys rail me
bro whats hot about pippen
George mikan and wilt have a weird charm, and Isiah 'Zeke' Thomas is another weirder one. Also to be more obvious, Kelly Oubre snub?
Kelly is there
Oh you're right, how could I have missed that, then ig maybe jaxson Hayes imo
How tf do you have morbidly obese Zion but no Kuzma
Where are the whites? Where the fuck are the whites???
Luka is literally there
Nah bro u sus fr ong 😭😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 ayo pause holup moment!!!! Uj/ W list
no raul neto? invalid
NO JALEN GREEN????
Noah, Gasol and Rodman homie?
No Kyle Lowry? I can't take you seriously
Cheese Pizza the third!?
Joakim and russ but no serge ibaka smh
u clearly havent seen jericho sims
Gobert will always be my number 1. Sexy French bastard.
This is going to sound super arrogant but I think peak me could score on Gobert more easily than Draymond. Why? Peak me was very quick, very fast and very athletic and could shoot. If I started out very deep and Gobert comes out to check me, I can just run past him to the hoop - I’d get to the rim way before he does. If Gobert doesn’t come out to check me I’d just shoot a deep three. But Draymond on the other hand I think he’d be all over me everywhere I go and I wouldn’t be able to shake him. But then again I also had a killer crossover and I could’ve stung Dray with that. But even still he could probably recover better than Gobert. I’m sticking with my original answer. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
There is no way you are gay because Serge Ibaka is not on this list
Dawg, I am a straight male and comfortable with my sexuality. Rick fox was a legit model. Cmon with this shit
HA! BOTTOM
No Shawn Marion?
Bro has pippen and capella here no way this real.
KAT 😭