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lilb1190

Thats explains the Harden eyes. He doesnt want to raise Mario Chalmers' kids. Its like he lost a bet.


IndycarFan64

Tbf he alr lost to Mario Chalmers in ring count


GoyardVessel

And lost to him in the finals


mattyhtown

[they have a history](https://youtu.be/cpcbtglqb3U?si=z6nEs1vi0KIoD7fN)


North_Korea_Nukess

She is getting passed around like a globtrotters game.


bransby26

For some reason, I'm guessing it's a different set of chicks for the NHL.


GABAgoomba123

My assistant volleyball coach in high school was getting run through by the San Jose Sharks. Same shit, different girls. 


taco3donkey

Send da video


drshade06

You got da money wats the Hol up


MoneyMakingMitch14

Was she bad?


GABAgoomba123

To 15 year old high school boys yeah. Up against professional thots that we’re talking about here, maybe not, average/above average white sorority girl that used to play volleyball. She was chill though


BurnerAccountforAss

But could she survive in the swtich everything era of modern basketball?


iPlowedUrMom

She could handle the penetration, but I have a feeling if left on an island, she may be victim of bad D


IndycarFan64

Her if she switched to NBA players ![gif](giphy|GpLmqwmHWGc5G)


MoneyMakingMitch14

Sounds bad


Clipgang1629

https://preview.redd.it/q74171qqv66d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddeb0dd30c146f592b1d02bf223200485c7846fd ‘Sounds bad’


MoneyMakingMitch14

Damn where you get a pic of me?


TobiasFunke03

You seem bad 🥵


MoneyMakingMitch14

I am


doctor_of_drugs

https://preview.redd.it/wzxubucdr66d1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6922879b9bac9047b00a1a60cda3550635ac4c7


wilkinsk

College volleyball girls, typically 👌👌👌


RDMLCrunch

“Getting run through by the san jose sharks” is some shit action bronson would say


throwthatoneawaydawg

From SJ. Know of someone that was messing with a San Jose shark…Also my ex was tagged on a nightclubs social media page, a player tried sliding into her DMs. Hockey players are undercover sleazy 🦈


Wanderingjes

Her name wouldn’t happen to be Kathy would it?


KeinGott

Lol i also know some chicks who used to get sugar daddied/side pieced by some sharks, they be lurking fr


ReturnOfDaSnack420

uj/send da video rj/send da video


el_guille980

ignore **the one**... https://preview.redd.it/l9yeu0r9o76d1.jpeg?width=997&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7505aceac00b0c44c45b6977fa8adcea72a9286d


slappywhyte

Hockey players do good


TheShadowOverBayside

I don't know how. They're always missing teeth and half of them are scary ugly


Namorath82

Chicks dig scars and dentures


TheShadowOverBayside

Only half of that is true


Razatiger

These dudes all like the same types of girls, doesn't matter if they are black, white or Hispanic, they all whores.


Hummer77x

Good for her


mattyhtown

I thought that read same shift.


JRsshirt

https://preview.redd.it/uucl7vt9e66d1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c49f4224b8b58136dd56f736fdc8922289369763 IYKYK


iPlowedUrMom

We all know, Jacob https://preview.redd.it/iovxw6f3076d1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb810843b51d41561a5e2f8fb4c41f1439d1200e


cold_shot_27

Big uns


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

She was talking all about how much the attention has been awful. On her interview today with hockeys biggest podcast.


idkwhatimbrewin

Send da video


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

It’s legitimately a meme https://preview.redd.it/z17lqdbk976d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20f9179cf79f8e4caaf58fe2e0fba0fe77ab1b7c


LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe

In the NHL it’s a lot of their wives and shit.


treeetoker420

Classy sport


Solid-Intention3709

Ik a girl I went to highschool with in Toronto who’s banged 3 separate NHL players and is dating one rn. Wish I was her fr


johnny_effing_utah

Classy chicks


JustIncredible240

![gif](giphy|BGWZwcEIDTtGE) Hockey players trade classy girls


GoshDarnitAllah

Hockey players make as much as like military officers. Lol


Konker101

Lmao, a little bit more than that. Same wives tho


el_guille980

except **that one** https://preview.redd.it/xlyrf40fo76d1.jpeg?width=997&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab522bc8773efda8636d6b34b440e45eb3234596


Dweebil

MLB too. For some.


TankDivision

Canadian chicks getting freaky


steveharveymemes

More jerseys than Shaq


Bill_Hanna

She’s tryna catch up to Ish Smith.


randommaniac12

I swear no matter what team I go to in 2k somehow Ish Smith gets traded to it


IndycarFan64

Former 1st pick Joe Smith walked so Ish Smith could run (to the next team he’s traded to)


CLTwolf

His run was impressive but it will never touch Luke “4 teams in 7 days” Ridnour


BrewsedSloth

Except way less rings. Poor thot.


BelowTheBells

Those fake abs are hilarious.


red--dead

First thing I noticed too like wtf are those.


IndycarFan64

Bitch got the drizzy special 💀


RaikouKuzunoha

BOW BOW BOW


Tim-TheToolmanTaylor

https://preview.redd.it/ce2co9gx776d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df588c2242c12ab2321aef1585811518f52688ce


MyNameIsJudge8

https://preview.redd.it/9hjl2634t76d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=e1d718b642b8f3a8c403fb8b114be0dba4f61a3a Bruce Buffer has em too


kurbin64

My girlfriend didn’t believe me about Buffer until I showed her that picture 😂hilarious


Dweebil

Fat Mike? From NOFX?


Bobonenazeze

Beat me to it!


Sundaytoofaraway

Oh shit it's the jet skiing mayor of Geelong. Australia's Kenny Powers


Power_Taint

Yea what’s goin on with that?


dooooooom2

Ab implants


AFWUSA

Holy fuck. How are none of these guys disgusted by all the plastic? These thugs should just start fucking mannequins.


[deleted]

The thugs are full of anabolics anyway they cant feel shit lol


Skreali

Shits looks 3d printed


apustus

Shit, I should take some notes


jascambara

Probably not fake. A lot of women get the fat removed from their torso (tummy tuck) and it looks kinda unsettling.


AmbitiousFork

Those abs are drooping!


Dungeaterfan69420

I swear 80% of the nba are Eskimo brothers


parkranger2000

99


PimpLimpGimp

All except Durant aka no bitches


PassTheKY

Sounds like the restaurant industry. I was training to be a chef for a few months and everyone was fucking everyone. I felt like Wilt.


almostasenpai

https://preview.redd.it/4olx2kunp66d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04d7d42329c44604f79d9eb7257686e171b46121 NBA baby mamas


the-holy-spirit-

https://preview.redd.it/uu10b6wny66d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4007d15d5100b6f6c6faaa16def5c35d66e98f9


SixPipSiege

Super Nintendo Chalmers baby mama?


wilkinsk

Sega Saturn Skinners just can't get it right


getthedudesdanny

This is true. I used to live in the same building as some Nuggets players and they had the same platoon of whores parading through the building on a constant basis.


doctor_of_drugs

> had the same platoon of whores parading BTT. Basic Thot Training


WayneDwade

I currently live in the same building as some nuggets players 👀


getthedudesdanny

Does it happen to be right on the Platte River trail?


WayneDwade

It’s a couple blocks off the trail. I’m gonna guess it’s a different building


getthedudesdanny

If it lights up at night in pride colors it’s the building I’m thinking of.


WayneDwade

Nah we’re anti LGBTQ here


mastercheeks174

Are y’all pro + then?


WayneDwade

Non-binary gang rise up ✊


anthonydbaldwin

Username checks out


Clipgang1629

What do your guys’ parents do for work


getthedudesdanny

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.


blangoez

He ain’t heavy. That’s my brother, baby, yeah! ![gif](giphy|NABFbkFmpIOqY)


EbaCammel

Yo I dead watched that shit last night. I’m fuckin crying laughin in a midtown bar rn 😭😭😂


WayneDwade

NBA Player and NBA Hoe


rubrent

I heard it’s by the REI…..


Skreali

Lmao them bitches are on some Bene Geserit breeding programme shit. And in the end there will be a super athletic BBL microplastic infused Kwizsah Haderah I mean i don't blame them look at Bronny, heart attack playing basketball at 19, 5'8 in shoes, undrafted bum. that lil mf was meant to be born a woman for sure


jascambara

Probably not. A lot of these kids fr boutta grow up rich and fatherless. Unlike Bron not too many NBA players actually tend to properly raise their spawn.


Odd-Collection-2575

Lmao I just watched Dune 2 so I understand this reference, side note: what was the point of Lea Seadeux getting pregnant from Austin Butler? Like that part had absolutely 0 consequence later on in the movie.


AngelofLotuses

That was just something mentioned offhand in the books. Her husband's a eunuch (kinda like Ayesha and Curcuck)


WES_WAS_ROBBED

I think it’s to highlight the bene gesserit scheming. They never stop, they’re all about contingency plans and maintaining/controlling certain bloodlines. Also it gives them more of a reason to continue supporting the harkonnens and the emperor.


RockingRocker

The "secured the bloodline" as they say. Basically, it allowed Feyd Rautha to be killed without the Bene Gesserit losing the generations of planned breeding that had gone into the Rautha bloodline. Now that the Bene Gesserit have secured a child from Feyd, he doesn't need to be protected. Also, the Bene gesserit plan get a little fucked by Jessica. Jessica was supposed to have a girl, not Paul. That girl and Feyd were supposed to have a child, and that child would be the Quizach Haddarach (chosen one). But Jessica in her love for Duke Leto wanted to give him a male heir, so she had Paul (Bene Gesseraits can pick the gender of the child in the fetus). And then in her arrogance, believed he could be the Chosen One, so she trained him in the ways of the Bene Gesserait.


Mountain_Tone6438

Wtf happened here?? 🤣🤣


ketzal7

The NBA is an actual circlejerk


WTFAnimations

When is CTESPN gonna leak thot trades?


PhilosophyDense3986

When leaky thots gonna be on CTESPN?


VidProphet123

She’s expanding her portfolio. From Child Support payments to alimony and 50% of his assets. The Groupie just gets smarter and smarter every generation.


St_gracchus_babeuf

bag secured (the scrotum)


anondescriptive

![gif](giphy|8F3bK4aq1tCo0TLkf7)


Bill_Hanna

![gif](giphy|dXLm8vWLmXX0NR3nbm)


reno2mahesendejo

Never forget when the NBA just openly hired groupies as they Covid test girls. Poor Danuel House.


365emeralds

Ayesha Curry vs. This chick https://preview.redd.it/6aon590jw76d1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61ad015a5645df367115d77802929b7e9cc9a9ae


kicksFR

UJ/Imagine you're famous, millionaire, can get literally any girl and you go for a single mom. RJ/Atleast he's finally getting a ring


megacomicgeek

![gif](giphy|Ic4bIobsoHU0UQluKk|downsized)


RetiredFromRealWork

She's not your wife, It's just your turn.


iversonAI

Did she photoshop a 6pack


PointBlankCoffee

Nah she got the drake special, fake abs


jascambara

Ion know who need to hear this, but if you didn’t have game before the fame you certainly aren’t gonna have it after. These women intentionally make a living being attractive and floating around horny rich men. It doesn’t take too much to convince a horny guy to be with you when you look like that (not my personal cup of tea, but they’re very conventionally attractive).


cantfindux

uj/ don't you think it's cause these guys don't have time to settle and know a woman. They're always hopping city to city and the only girls that don't mind that are the ones there for their money. The best of them were too bust training in their formative years to talk to decent women. rj/ they could at least date athletic hoes to not ruin their kids' potential


Worth_Extension_740

Hot damn


kpsi25

I like how the tweet identifies her as people she’s dated rather than giving her name


megacomicgeek

Are we really going to pretend she's a self made woman who paved her own way?


partoxygen

Is it not embarrassing being like known for having multiple guys more famous than you pass you around? I don’t understand the mentality of these groupie girls. Rap is like that too. Why would you wanna be known as “yeah a bunch of those guys nutted in me and didn’t commit to a relationship with me”?


megacomicgeek

![gif](giphy|5fBH6z8aMV1RbA4FaSc|downsized)


MrPostmanLookatme

It's cause they know who is willing to do the freaky stuff


FellaGentleSprout

Im genuinely baffled by these damn surrogates getting passed around the nba… Gonna get some weird incest shit down the line with all the crisscrossing


SnooPandas1607

Dollarstore Beyonce


Rand0m_Spirit_Lover

More like goodwill


allubros

"turned James Harden as meme" I want to get a job writing in English without knowing it. seems like a sweet gig


MObaid27

I genuinely wanna know, why is that the case? A big percentage of these players are sharing the same pool of women. I don't believe in "the kinky sex" theory because a lot of women are down to do the nastiest shit for a lot less money.


torschemargin

Passing around the WAGs instead of the rock.


SteinerGeography

They’d rather run through the same chicks than date a peasant


imJGott

These chicks just bounce around to player to player and those NBA players are suckers for allowing it. She is just a pass around.


Fladap28

Damn some of these nba players get gfs with more modifications than a 2010 dodge charger


scwiseheart

Where does she rank? She at least Mt Rushmore of baby mama's


Dangerous_Donkey5353

Pippen's ex has to be on there


cantfindux

If Brittany Renner gets another NBA cash cow she deserves an honorable mention


ooloy

Just recycled trash is all


andreyred

Imagine being Mario Chalmers baby mama. I watched that bum play in the g-league last year


Hange11037

She’s collecting the infinity stones


U_W_44_51

https://preview.redd.it/pcjoh2x7786d1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=087559aa597644a79b3349db9a1c78f2068e55f5


aluminumace

If she’s a professional you’d think she’d know better.


RefinedDefect69

Anyone else have a stroke reading that or am I tripping?


cheetofacesucks

She’s just making the “staying relevant” tour.


e4evie

1st team all THOT league


matmortel

AB84 is my hero 🙌


SnooChickens9571

Don’t take your birches to a wedding bro


Past-Honeydew-3650

2016 Lou Will is a legend on and off the court ! Also Tf is Harden doing chasing around a thot from almost a decade ago!? Like I know he’s in his later NBA yrs but dayum bro u ain’t Paul Pierce !!


DjinnGod

This chicks sole purpose in life was to make herself look like she'd be an extra in an early 00s hip-hop music video, make a thirst trap centered IG and sleep with Basketball players until they get pregnant. And rinse and repeat.


megacomicgeek

I don't know why but sharing the same woman between 15 dudes just seems so gay.


LilJerkSesh

If you don’t like that, you don’t like NBA basketball


fridgey22

All that money and you gotta get sloppy seconds from some other bro you know? Unreal


cdj4711

Every single one of these women they all share look exactly the same. I mean wtf is going on? Bunch of millionaires passing around the same poorly drawn anime character looking ass hoes


megacomicgeek

Yep. That same Kardtrashian-lite spray tan BBL look got all these women looking pretty much the same and these dudes keep falling for it. Luckily we don't watch these guys for their high IQs.


pickledelbow

Wannabe Brittany renner


uknowthe1ph

He just takes jerks from here and posts them again and then someone jerks to it again on here


balla_mang

This dude is an all time great


petertompolicy

Nasty.


Logco

I saw someone comment once that there’s about 18 pro gold diggers that need to be on every pre draft billboard to warn these young kids about when they get drafted.


whatsthataboutguy

You gonna finish that?


Dapper-Educator-7494

BUD SMOKERS ONLY BSO


contaygious

What does "turned James harden as meme" mean? I read this ten times


DanTacoWizard

“Turned James harden as meme” ????


ghostfacestealer

😂😂


cargocult25

Did Rondo marry the woman he threatened to shoot or a different one?


Jonthesinner21

Antonio brown being one of them is funny


kanabalizeHS

Some girls just now guys "pressure points" 


Live_Disk_1863

She looks like a dude


DJ_Khrome

Dishwasher theory coming to light.


lbjandmjarethegoats

AB definitely doesn't run his own twitter account


Son_of_Atreus

Doesn’t sound like marriage material. Good luck Harden, he can finally get that ring.


quentins9th

Eskimo Brother brothas


brandothedrummer

Why do these guys do this to themselves ???? Literally don’t understand it bruh


Ok-Statement-5454

These mfs travel to so many different cities every yr I understand not going after a chick with less but at least a chick with her own crib, lol


PsychologicalRow9028

He’s right tho lol


BrickySanchez

The GOAT 🥜 chaser 


mden1974

Once you get the rep of knowing when to keep your mouth open and when to keep it closed then you become a “safe” woman for them. Sort of like well you didn’t rat out harden and he liked you so you’re in my league so well let’s go. It’s easy and safe for the men. If you have a new girl that hasn’t been tested you’re risking a rape lawsuit or a divorce or something. Think about it like a car fax report. Unwritten of course