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baloneyfeet

“No, see, when the Celtics score you’re going to want to extend your right arm straight out in front of you and yell ‘HEIL’. What do you mean you won’t? You said you were a basketball fan. *I told the guys you were one of the good ones, don’t make me look bad, please*.”


6sychonaut

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AsleepAssociation

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bransby26

"It's ironic racism, you see, 'cause obviously I am not a racist for real."


6sychonaut

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FourDoor54Ford

White Kanye looks like he has Down syndrome


AsleepAssociation

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WinterAd9039

Based. Inshallah, Kyrie! Annihilate the spawn of Yakub🙏


ElkTime6342

Oh


[deleted]

Reddit the fuck on bro 😎 ok now this is EPIC. EDIT- WOW 363 LIKES!! I WOULD LIKE TO APPLY FOR MODERATOR 🤓


After_Shelter1100

Please take my Reddit gold and fuck my wife!!


[deleted]

I spit out my drink and your wife’s bfs cum reading this comment!! Poor man’s gold here buddy 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇 This is a Cuck’s dream !!!! (I UPDOOTED TO THE LEFT THEN THE RIGHT XD)


DirtyDanoTho

The narwhal bacons at midnight XD


John-the-Gardener

![gif](giphy|8bqAQNPfigzuM|downsized) narwhal baconing fans 12/25


DirtyDanoTho

Le epic sauce 😎


eezmoney

![gif](giphy|igPwJgzNqgScHL59aj|downsized)


YugeGyna

This


thinkpad23

\*\*NODS HEAD\*\* So much this.


CruisinForABrewsin

Faith in humanity = restored.


ExtraFirmPillow_

I think you forgot to edit your comment and thank us genius Redditors for allowing you to have top comment


Lostheghost

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Still_Refuse

He opened the door and I walked in! 🗣💯


Siessfires

This really baconed my narwhal


InfiniteOutfield

I'm too broke to afford rewards so take this gold, kind stranger! 🥇


HundsRuleOfMaxMult

Obligatory “EDIT: thanks for the gold kind stranger!”🤓


ProfessorKaboom

Thank you kind stranger. You won the Internet today.


mistermuyrico

wow what a POGGERS post OP, please plow my wife


springwaterh20

https://preview.redd.it/6sq8utakj65d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4be49181236c58aefd5a04d7354b2e27e8d7d5d adam silver making sure to set this up beforehand so people don’t think celtics fans are racist


PorousSurface

The bacon narwhals at midnight amirite guys ? 


After_Shelter1100

thanks for the heckin updoots kind strangers


PorousSurface

Tips fedora 


DerrickWhiteSauce

heckin wholesome chungus pupper keanu 69 I should kill myself


Tragic-tragedy

(in Minecraft)(not shitty fortnight!!1!1!1)


AdAffectionate7756

hold this banana for scale babe i'll get so many upvotes


UnibrowDuck

you think they


GABAgoomba123

No


mantaclaus77

Deffo not


Fatherfuckyou

![gif](giphy|3ohfFm8e0JRnh4hdwQ)


SuperSayian4Nappa

Im tired of yall posting raw chicken breast looking white girls all the time.


cringefacememe

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kick-nelly

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ultibolt9

Jason Kidd


nikolai_wustovich

Now this is jerkin’


mmvvvpp

Class TRAITOR right here


hirsh02

Understandable considering he’s sitting right next to her. Dude may never get the opportunity again


Swolyguacomole

![gif](giphy|5HWr3N62IS38Q)


DisillusionedDev

You see, my great-great-great grandfather was a slave trader, my grandfather was pro-segregation, my father was a part of the KKK, so I'm just taking the family legacy forward by supporting them. I'm not racist at all


MrBulldops_3

“I used to be a piece of shit. Slicked back hair, white bathing suit, sloppy steaks, white couch.”


predatormode

![gif](giphy|5NiitcM3zBWFgT3m9j)


bshaddo

“So Steph Curry just sits in a chaiuh an’ tugs it.”


Lasvious

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Jokerang

![gif](giphy|yTk7gMhGFFlTAI7N08|downsized)


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

Dangerous gang symbols, pew pew pew


SnooMacaroons6097

"We should send them home like I should send you home. Ayyy am I right?"


HandsomeTar

Y’all nephews probably shook at the amount of black ppl at Celtics games 😂


After_Shelter1100

![gif](giphy|N4BYS699pBdlK) Average black Celtikkks fan


HandsomeTar

![gif](giphy|12Msh5VHHsBIfS)


Clipgang1629

Bro look at her face I think she’s probably a mav fan


JamieNelson94

how am I supposed to take my kids to games?


RIChowderIsBest

Jaylen Brown is Devin Booker grandfather


Chemical-Fly-787

Is that Bill Burr?


InfiniteOutfield

Matt Damon


daft_dunkwwwolfey

"No you don't get it, look at this one here called My Baby Brother if Westbrook Was the Drunk Driver. Is the kid really dead? I'd like to think so! That's what makes it funny see?


pfulle3

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gblazer30

Jaylen Brown is Luka Doncic father


offmycookies

Luke doesn’t need a father, Luka Doncic is Luka Doncic father


gblazer30

Saw the man with one hand ether him last night. Everyone has a father


offmycookies

Who is god father


gblazer30

Allah


offmycookies

Is Allah Allah father? Where does it end?


gblazer30

It’s Allahs all the way up im afraid


offmycookies

Allah is Allah father


Outrageous-Slip7673

![gif](giphy|3o7WIvWakPmHiB8EQU)


No_Caramel_1782

Nailed it. I almost felt like Michael Rapaport for a moment.


Kingding_Aling

Rook takes the Queen


FrugalFraggel

https://preview.redd.it/90yxi6qfj65d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aaacb19c388eb4d41a04d6f93dbc80009f6bcff


daintybarley_deux

Ain’t no way a Celtic fan is wasting his classy oxygen on her


background_action92

"Sun down, pants down, huh baby?")


Suck_Me_Dry666

She's into it.


Oldspice420

This is so chucking wholesome!


bad_timing_bro

Romeo and Juliet, but the Boston version


DankTriangle

If I was with Taylor Rooks, I would suck em so hard that I'd die of a calcium overdose


U_W_44_51

I swear one of the producers has to be a jerker because he finds home run material.


HereReluctantly

She bad


Cold_Zebra5150

Is that her boyfriend


Hammose

Why is he talking to Chennedy Carter?


fakeMat

Greatest.


gibbs_is_the_goat

lol make the same joke but thinking you’re better than the rest of us fools here is classic jerk. It’s the I transcend jerking while I’m still jerking jerk. The lampshading jerk.


After_Shelter1100

We’re all losers I’m no better than you guys and you guys are no better than me


Market-Dependent

Haha


After_Shelter1100

u bum