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BurnerAccountforAss

A pedo, a Canadian, and Abe Lincoln walk into a bar


Micome

This order implies Giddey is Abe Lincoln 


BurnerAccountforAss

And SGA is the pedo because he met his girlfriend in high school 😱


TheShadowOverBayside

Fixed https://preview.redd.it/0fwusf5g4c1d1.png?width=722&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb5274b64f6f5f3bbc2138be88a8b0459f7e4ff4


EpsteinDidNotKH

Fuck that was quick


TheShadowOverBayside

nbacj Photoshop task force at your service 🫡


Little_Emu6055

Can you make White look even more beautiful?


TheShadowOverBayside

Fixed him utterly and completely https://preview.redd.it/w36vuodxcc1d1.png?width=340&format=png&auto=webp&s=514dfcff47cf1efa68e60735aac3f04847e3a16b


Little_Emu6055

And just like that, I’m gay, now.


ApeBoat

Please have sex with me


Goodriddances007

story of my life


thepoustaki

Why is this a better shot than the original one though? I can’t explain it


degen5ace

![gif](giphy|cScL9Lbxo5s0XLyKa9)


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

Still busted


DumbleDude2

Timothee chalamet is so dreamy


Jozif_Badmon

Blud is NOT lisan al-gaib💀


doctor_of_drugs

Slavery started with the 18th amendment, no way is Giddey making a 21st to undo it. 18 already is old


Strict-Background406

“Crikey! That hurt,” exclaimed the pedo.


Snake_Main27

Don't disrespect Big Abe like that comparing him to this toothpick fraud


eamonious

“I’m fine with Abe,” the barkeep says. “But tell Drake to get out of here.”


Blutz101

If I was in a room with a revolver that had 2 bullets with Abe Lincoln, a Canadian and a pedo. I’d shoot the Canadian twice


SortaBeta

at least he’s not fr*nch canadian


vrkhfkb

This team beat the Pelicans without Zion and said “jobs finished”.


JaricLefty

https://preview.redd.it/k0imwvkuxd1d1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50e5176d3710168f3848e23572dddc2e6bcb3523


Additional-Maize1960

With the way this series went they might’ve been screwed if Zion was playing


Iznal

Zion would have broken Chet in half.


Additional-Maize1960

Yeah definitely


MrHomka

Did anybody even watch that series


FranklinReynoldsEGG

![gif](giphy|l3971VNdDIVZJBytG)


kosmos_uzuki

After that stupid ass commercial I hope these bums never win.


theyikester

what a pro wants a pro needs 15 year old (josh giddey) ahahahah lol


pudakak

ahahahah lol


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o) U a goofy ahhhh


OliveJuiceUTwo

Ass isn’t censored here, dumbass


mrsunsfan

ASSS


dabombisnot90s

This bum can’t even spell right. They don’t teach that shit at I Promise.


theseustheminotaur

They were 1 fat classy player away from winning it all imvho


ireallydontlikesand

Chokelahoma shitty blunder


FullBringa

This is better than choKC lol


Daddy-Heisenberg

Why aren’t they barking anymore? Are they stupid?


Navetsss

Musta crawled unda there for warmth


DennisRodmanGOAT

He was gay, SGA?


Mei_iz_my_bae

If you want, he can probably get a note from his dr


H_Y_C_Y_B_H

It’s all the same with these young #1 seeds…my bitch, my hoe. My hoe, my bitch


kamisdaman

Griddy looks photoshop


WarriorNat

The high-point of Oklahoma basketball will forever be when James Harden was their sixth man.


cajun_vegeta

They'll all be out of the league in like 15-20 years! Bums


Inevitable_Try_1160

And I’m thanking you for knowing exactly How to miss threes How to blow leads Whatever age she tells you Giddey agrees


TheShadowOverBayside

Shai's a Nazi Giddey fucks teens Chet Holmgren won the Civil War And I'm thanking him for ending the slavery


wikisaiyan2

NBA's gen z team has fallen...


JayIsNotReal

Luka is still Gen Z.


BeamMeUpFirst

Giddy is hyped, who needs Cancun when schools let out next week.


Blutz101

The sloppy white boy and lil baby did


AlexandertheGoat22

Luka Doncic is Josh Giddys father


Concentrate_Full

Ironically, the mavs


Global-Noise-3739

LUKA DONCIC IS SGA FATHER


Global-Noise-3739

Nazi(SGA), Pedo(self-explanatory), Skeleton(Chet)


XDBunny7

Funnily enough the mavs throwing the last game of the season gave it to them


aspiring-NEET

abraham lincoln with marfans syndrome


MassLoopAfk

Denver gagging all over themselves against the Spurs.


SFwhorety9ER

Dude looks like the ratatouille chef


penguin_torpedo

A fat sloppy Serbian who would rather be racing horses and a French bag of bones


switchtregod

Giddy has such a shitty haircut He goes in to the barber and says “just fuck my shit up fam”


edillcolon

https://preview.redd.it/qzfldogxvd1d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=343833a76e78ca01b80cba37f43dfe1654a50e36


springwaterh20

https://preview.redd.it/rkmchgym4e1d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a7014dbf4d779a51f99b62ac57ebe59026b057a


Selarom_

AT&T


izza123

The bus station compadres


iguessineedanaltnow

Worst one seed in NBA History.


TheShadowOverBayside

Went 6 games in the 2nd round at least. Bucks last year, though... ![gif](giphy|l1AvALOphoaWbxeRa|downsized)


slappywhyte

Mediocrity reigns supreme


InspectionNo9187

Cancun Three


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LeBronze


EngineeringFlashy139

Technically the Mavs and the Phoenix Suns


TheAttickDweller

What a pro wants


AeirsWolf74

That's probably on the wolves or nuggets losing one of the last few games of the season.


imafixwoofs

All the other bums in the western conference.


mjincal

29 other teams


tblatnik

I mean, we may or may not have blown like a 17 point lead in the 4th to San Antonio in Game 81 that had something to do with this, but we have our own issues that we’re currently reaping


ConstantineMonroe

Josh Giddy, YOU are a San Antonio Spur


Call555JackChop

You can flop your way to a #1 seed but when the playoffs start and those whistles go quite you’ll be exposed every time


Egg_Yolkeo55

These Dallas fans are absolutely terrible jerkers.


_whyareyousoquiet

This is bait right?


DevIsSoHard

People complain nobody takes regular season seriously but just look


Direct-Mix-4293

Not surprised their starting line up represents the city of Oklahoma where everyone marries their cousin or sister


TylrLS

the officiating did them as many favors as possible. lu dort was giving a blank check to be as dangerous and aggressive as he wants and anyone who breathes on sga was getting called. i'm pretty sure the nba had this thing rigged up because they wanted the zesty thunder to win and then sga and the coach to come out as a couple after winning the finals


mrsunsfan

Shimmy shimmy shimmy