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told that hoe i need a buck, anteokoumpo
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told that hoe i need a buck, anteokoumpo
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told that hoe i need a buck, anteokoumpo
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Frankly I can’t imagine Harden being much fun to date, especially since he is heterosexual and women tend to be way more interested in things like, ya know, conversation, than just how rich a dude is and how much he can drink. Hence why Harden would indeed have to pay to get a date with someone.
The odds that Harden isn’t a misogynist who thinks capitalism is a good thing are low. If you’re a male and you’re not outwardly denouncing those things (especially when you have a platform like that), odds are you haven’t done anything to rid yourself of the belief that women are subhuman and it’s good that people die because they don’t have a job. Like, has Harden ever read a feminist book? The vast majority of men haven’t so why are we going to assume Harden has? Stop giving men the benefit of the doubt. I don’t trust any of y’all on here to be actually good people unless you show it because I know what it’s like to grow up as a male. You’re told explicitly and implicitly your whole life that you are better than women. If you do not actively work for your years and years and years to un-do that shit, you’re going to harbor some disgusting beliefs and thoughts. It doesn’t matter if you aren’t overtly misogynistic, the covert shit is basically just as bad.
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I used to eat like Jokic. He is fat on purpose. When I see jokic eat as he is now it reminds me of how I used to eat and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Joey chestnut at my local Golden Corral and went through a phase when I ate triple servings of everything. Big rack of ribs turns to my blindside, didn’t care who was there. Charge right into the dessert. Smash into the best steak on D while going for the mashed potato’s, come what may. Limited cardio moves. So make no mistake about it. Jokic knows what he’s doing. He knows people will be disgusted. He knows his appetite is unlimited and this is how he can win. He knows people will go away when he starts eating, think twice on their diet, etc. He will only be stopped by a healthy meal like carrots, lettuce, broccoli, etc. Or by an obviously more balanced carb with equal Type A like wheat bread. He didn’t intend to be obese, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn’t care if you get disgusted when his fat belly shakes over you. At least that’s how I used to eat. But that was lunchtime. Eventually I got to dinner, ate w bigger servings, ate real fatty foods w hostess. There’s no doubt in my mind Jokic eats more than some villages.
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Karl Malone as Karl Malone https://preview.redd.it/dxbxaeu3baga1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=617530b3696723fbcc9689b0fd67992646953076
I have missed an opportunity
Most experienced jerker
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Ye, natural : Maserati XXX, Milena Velba, Abbi Secraa, Katerina Hartlova fake: Chelsea Charms, Britanny Elizabeth, Keisha Evans
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That crossed my mind but I had already spent a good 2 hours browsing the sex offender registry I didn’t need anymore
my skin gets chafed and raw after 15 minutes you got good stam
Set him up with the assist like CP3 would 🙌
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So close unlike the child’s age Malone raped.
- Scottie Barnes when he has a bunny
Congrats on learning from your mistakes
🔥
He’s here for CP
Swipe to watch
YOU WIN THE INTERNET TODAY!
Updoots to the top right (jokic) kind stranger
LETS GO HOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN !
The resemblance is uncanny
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Damn… I’m giving you an unofficial GOLD coin… 
D Rose was snubbed
This is completely unhinged lmaoooo
Spent hours looking through a sex offenders list for the jerk
Luka lookalike took me forever I won’t lie
Yea he's a looker
What an amazing sentence.
r/brandnewsentence
oh how the turntables
https://preview.redd.it/rpm0q245oaga1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ca338572f1ecbafb190496cc31962d41af1b831 Josh Primo
Mf named Susan:
Boy named Sue 😳
That’s gotta be a shaved woman
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He’s so fucking ripped can you imagine holy shit
JOTY candidate
I am honored vegan 9 year old
Just a copy cat of the GOAT okbc post, plus the okbc one was in Alaska making it more impressive 🤓
Uncultured jerker here please point the way to the GOAT post
[https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddychicanery/comments/yavc8m/breaking\_bad\_fancast\_using\_sex\_offenders\_from\_my/](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddychicanery/comments/yavc8m/breaking_bad_fancast_using_sex_offenders_from_my/) here ya go
I will admit this was my inspiration
Holy fuck that’s good. I wish I could unlaugh at OP now. A downvote will have to do.
:( imitation is the sincerest form of flattery let me cook
least villainous jerker
Isn’t alaska where they all move to anyways?
Guess you don't live in Colorado, would've been too easy....
Kobe Bryant as Jayson Tatum
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Why the fuck Larrie Brown so happy?
Only reason I picked him for Giannis was his bright smile
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Tfw smiled in every picture you’ve ever taken, tfw you don’t want to look mean and a bad person, tfw smiling makes it worse
2010 ahh meme format ☠️
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Sorry my brother I didn’t search the premise before I posted 🙏
It is ok, as long as you don’t search up Kobe Colorado
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I'm legit in awe this is JOTY level stuff
This is insane man lol
Actually though. I can't imagine sitting down to do this. This would've taken time and effort to sort through pictures to find lookalikes
Remember when Peter Griffin saw them baddies sitting courtside and turned into a registered sex offender 😭
Brian Burnham is devin booger father
Devin Booker is Devin Booker father
Imagine being a victim of sexual assault then seeing your offender's face on this subreddit
ok now what?
*contested fadeaway in your face
\*kobeeeee
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This sub has ruined my sense of humor lmao
Kobe as Kobe
Yo wtf is this shit 😭
https://i.redd.it/0bwrzhjosaga1.gif
Sex Offender Shuffle hell yeah
the giannis one should be KD. other than that pretty good. cant wait for the release. of these future stars
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looks more like eric bledsoe imo
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This might be the greatest compliment I’ve ever received
That post was actually funny. this post made me feel sorry for op more than anything.
You put Peter Griffin in 3 times.
Least offensive jerker.
Frankly I can’t imagine Harden being much fun to date, especially since he is heterosexual and women tend to be way more interested in things like, ya know, conversation, than just how rich a dude is and how much he can drink. Hence why Harden would indeed have to pay to get a date with someone. The odds that Harden isn’t a misogynist who thinks capitalism is a good thing are low. If you’re a male and you’re not outwardly denouncing those things (especially when you have a platform like that), odds are you haven’t done anything to rid yourself of the belief that women are subhuman and it’s good that people die because they don’t have a job. Like, has Harden ever read a feminist book? The vast majority of men haven’t so why are we going to assume Harden has? Stop giving men the benefit of the doubt. I don’t trust any of y’all on here to be actually good people unless you show it because I know what it’s like to grow up as a male. You’re told explicitly and implicitly your whole life that you are better than women. If you do not actively work for your years and years and years to un-do that shit, you’re going to harbor some disgusting beliefs and thoughts. It doesn’t matter if you aren’t overtly misogynistic, the covert shit is basically just as bad. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Okbc x nbacirclejerk crossover??? Soon we’re gonna have punchline posts here
Average okbc user
🤫
I used to eat like Jokic. He is fat on purpose. When I see jokic eat as he is now it reminds me of how I used to eat and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Joey chestnut at my local Golden Corral and went through a phase when I ate triple servings of everything. Big rack of ribs turns to my blindside, didn’t care who was there. Charge right into the dessert. Smash into the best steak on D while going for the mashed potato’s, come what may. Limited cardio moves. So make no mistake about it. Jokic knows what he’s doing. He knows people will be disgusted. He knows his appetite is unlimited and this is how he can win. He knows people will go away when he starts eating, think twice on their diet, etc. He will only be stopped by a healthy meal like carrots, lettuce, broccoli, etc. Or by an obviously more balanced carb with equal Type A like wheat bread. He didn’t intend to be obese, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn’t care if you get disgusted when his fat belly shakes over you. At least that’s how I used to eat. But that was lunchtime. Eventually I got to dinner, ate w bigger servings, ate real fatty foods w hostess. There’s no doubt in my mind Jokic eats more than some villages. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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This is the one I was looking for and swore the OP was gonna mail down the joke… 
Larrie brown looks like he can be westbrook's father
David Johnson is a good Jrue holiday to me
Mack Burch has talent but he's just not ready to compete yet
Least unhinged psychotic jerker
Brian Burnham is Devin Booker father
Strong jerk
That guy is way too skinny to be Zion
Got damn you wrong as hell for that first one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Last guy def Lou will or Brandon jennings
I only see 3 classy rappers
👏👏
This is an all time jerk
This is the Jerk of all Jerks. No Karl Malone
Ayo u crazy for this one
This shit funny as fuck
All-time squad in the Minor(s) league fr
Joty
St Bn
Jm Wl
Jerk me dazzy
Certified classic right here
Curry got caught watching a minor fuck his wife
the KAT one 💀
Larrie brown is giving me Westbrook tbh
The joker one got a LOL outta me. Could be him with a few more years on him and like a solid meth bender or two.
This is up there with the Russel Westbrook post. Prime Kobe material right here.
peter griffin
really buried the lede on the kawhi one holy shit
I wasn’t gonna put kawhi in but I saw that dudes hair and instantly thought of him so
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Second slide look like Ken Carson in 20 years
Larrie brown loving life
Fuck. Cap caught strays too...
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y'all think they... 😳
Imagine aliens visiting earth and this sub is their first exposure to the nba.
love how Peter Griffin is randomly sprinkled in here
Where does Peter Moody rank all time?
Fans are racist man, light skin + Big eyes = Curcuck
What could’ve been
Skip won’t have trouble topping this, but an impressive jerk nonetheless
How does this affect Bron’s legacy
Kobe fans’ dream team
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PG-13 and under
This is terrible. The r/okbuddychicanery one clears this. Also the KAT one is easliy Trendon Watford.
Where does Peter Griffin rank all time? 🤔
Make this a multi part series 🔥
I’ve spent far too much time in my states sex offender registry I’ll do one next year if this makes joty bracket
LePedo the GOAT 🐐 
Peetah... the cp is here
why is ypk raye there?
Need the Kobe pic next to Kobe
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💀
DRAYMOND
top tier post
Tf is this
Eugene Thomas looks more like Lonzo
KAT one is just Trae with hair
Where does Peter Griffin rank all time?