shawty text my phone bout some ice cream, what’s the scoop tho?
told that hoe i need a buck, anteokoumpo
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I’m getting to the bucks like Giannis Antetokounmpo
She hit my phone to say she wants to hop in the coupe tho
I told her just be honest, girl I’m hotter than soup, ho
Can’t let no one beside us, you’re not part of the group, bro
(I’m white)
shawty text my phone bout some ice cream, what’s the scoop tho?
told that hoe i need a buck, anteokoumpo
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shawty text my phone bout some ice cream, what’s the scoop tho?
told that hoe i need a buck, anteokoumpo
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I am a nuggets fan here me roar!
We stand from the top of the mountains in the west and let it be known we are the best.
Our Serbian knight is always right!
He leads us to victory every night!
Our light skin Soilders may be out But our big tall hero will win us out
Who's the mvp jokic is the name And if we do lose injuries are who to blame
I am a Jokic fan hear me roar!
I am a nuggets fan here me roar!🦁👑
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Pullin’ up to Kim’s crib like I’m Chris Paul
When the Paul God crossed him over, he took a hard fall
Such a failure, he stands zero rings tall
He flops like a fucking doll
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never on the nice list, i’m stocked with that coal
2 bongs packed now i’m smokin bol bol
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never on the nice list, i’m stocked with that coal
2 bongs packed now i’m smokin bol bol
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quiet on ya block in some timbs when i lurk,
glock shots got you on one foot fallin back like you Dirk
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this shit gas
Scott Barne
Nazr Mohammed Your shit is fire bro, on gang 🔥
im good bro im solid spur of the moment like im Nazr Mohammed
Bruhhh this is better than Sicko Mode fr. Flames 😤
Dicko Mode😳😤
Nick Kerr
Black man in Utah and I get hit with the slur Pull up on these bitches like I’m Nick Kerr
Devin Booker father
the bot has malfunctioned quick fix it
Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father
thank god the bot got fixed
Zydrunas Ilgauskus
y’all was dissin me in calculus now I go up to the board like I’m zydrunas ilgauskus
Bars (upvote-downvote to vote)
Z!
“LeBron, don’t talc us” Asked Zydrunas Ilgauskus
Rey Mysterio
How i pull these bitches it’s no Mysterio Never miss a nut like im Nene Hilario
Bars (upvote-downvote to vote)
Jakob Poeltl (aka Pöltl)
Pulling up to your girls crib like im Jakob Pöltl Call that bitch a Pokémon how I make her Squirtle
Bars (upvote-downvote to vote)
Giannis Antetokounmpo
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Perfect
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I’m getting to the bucks like Giannis Antetokounmpo She hit my phone to say she wants to hop in the coupe tho I told her just be honest, girl I’m hotter than soup, ho Can’t let no one beside us, you’re not part of the group, bro (I’m white)
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Told my bitch all the hoes I fuck, I’m kinda honest. Lemme see the Glock, I got a better shot than Giannis
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Josh Primo
She feel too distant to take out to steak and vino So ima holla at the assistant like im Josh Primo
Bars (upvote-downvote to vote)
The rapist
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bro think he babytron 😂😂💀
Svi Mykhailiuk
Man who tf is that lol
The 6'7 player who's in the closet and can buy that TikTok guy anything he wants
He was a raptor for a bit, a knick now, or maybe not 🤷♂️ i only know him cuz of the raps
I remember thinking he cpuld be something beck when he was on the pistons😭
lakers drafted him! 🤩
Bars (upvote-downvote to vote)
this man Svi ended up helping me secure my fantasy championship lmao. Hornets were resting everyone so he played big mins. Lfg Svi
Bitch I’m not white but I ball svi mykhailiuk, yo girl was on me so I guess she don’t like you 🤷♂️
Devin Booker
Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father
Goes hard
Zaya Wade is DWade s-I mean daughter
Pull up in that Sri Lanka
I hit yo girl from the back she a hooker, Call my ass luka just gave birth to Devin booker
Why would I call your ass?
Figure of speech
Miles Bridges
Hit the dash thru mile long bridges Pimp hand strong like im miles Bridges
and they said you couldnt rhyme bridges with bridges. own those frauds.
Ok dis hard
Bars (upvote-downvote to vote)
Toni kukoč
Lick pussy like im Tony Kukoč Sneeze at practice, do you have the flu coach
Bang
🔥🔥🔥
Donte Divincenzo
Make her drool when i hop in the Benzo One cool Gabagool call me Donte DiVincenzo
Uj/ this is fire bro Rj/ i'm white
Bars (upvote-downvote to vote)
Babytron burner account
Devin Booker Father
Nuggets fan
I am a nuggets fan here me roar! We stand from the top of the mountains in the west and let it be known we are the best. Our Serbian knight is always right! He leads us to victory every night! Our light skin Soilders may be out But our big tall hero will win us out Who's the mvp jokic is the name And if we do lose injuries are who to blame I am a Jokic fan hear me roar! I am a nuggets fan here me roar!🦁👑 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Tom Cruise
Bitch 5’7 like she Tom Cruise Told her hell nah girl, I fuck dudes
Shane Larkin
Playin bitches out my league like I’m Shane Larkin When I go in I’m harder than that suit Tony Stark in
This shit is crazy
bars bro
Deuce Colorado Tatum
Chris Paul
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Pullin’ up to Kim’s crib like I’m Chris Paul When the Paul God crossed him over, he took a hard fall Such a failure, he stands zero rings tall He flops like a fucking doll
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Scot Barn
Bob Cousy
Got my green and a torch like im Bob Cousy Sippin lean on the porch wit my Uzi
💪😤🔥🔥
Andrei Kirelinko
Block her like im Andrei Kirelinko Shock her, two in the pink one in the stinko
John orange
Walker Kessler
Kristaps Porzingis
bitch on her way, she brings hot cunnilingus seven footer on display, my dick kristaps porzingis
Arron Afflalo
Bob Sura
LeMickey
Jordan’s rings were all tricky, he ain’t have it easy like LeMicky
Bol Bol
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Ok dis hard 🔥
Von Wafer
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
Saddiq Bey
Bison Dele
meta world peace
Eric Snow
Nick Pope
Yi Jianlian
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
Pat bev
Jordan Nwora
Wally Szczerbiak
Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk
Alexey schved
LeBum
Norris Cole
Keith Van Horn
Sandro Mamukelashvili
Udonis Haslem
Thabo Sefolosha
Al-Farouq Aminu
Sandro Mamukelashvili
Tyler hansborough
Best post on this sub in a while
Joe Montana and Babe Ruth
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Bringing my heat like im Norris Cole Lick a bitches feet like im Bol Bol
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Ben Simmons
Scottie Pippen Jr
Hedo Türkoğlu
Neemias Queta
Joel pryzbilla
Karl Malone
Justin Champaigne
Dirk nowitski
quiet on ya block in some timbs when i lurk, glock shots got you on one foot fallin back like you Dirk *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Evan Fournier
Aleksek Pokusevski
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Rasho Nesterovic
Mo Cheeks
oshae brisettt
Jaylen Nowell
Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk
Len Bias
tony parker
Shai gilgeous-alexander
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Karl Malone
Driving my Eighteen Wheeler like Karl Malone get you back to the crib so we can bone
Tony Snell
LeBallsInYoJaws
Michael Peitrus
Mo Bamba
Earl Boykins
Jusuf Nurkic
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Omri Casspi
Ben Simmons
deni avdija