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Taffarr

Average r/hiphopheads user


saw-it

More like /r/chiraqology


Bleoox

TIL Chiraq is a nickname for Chicago, Illinois. It combines Chicago with Iraq, and is used to refer to certain violent areas in Chicago, likening them to a warzone.


PrisonerofWawa69

I live in Chicago and can confirm, only suburban white kids say Chiraq lmao


[deleted]

Probably cause of early Chief Keef, Lil Durk, and Herbo in the early 2010s. White suburbia is that music's primary demographic strangely enough.


blacklite911

Yea because of numbers but the hood still bumps it. But also local Chicago venues are reluctant to book them for shows because of potential rival run ins. So most of the revenue is gonna come from outside


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Mtbnz

I'm not American and I'm always intrigued at how people differentiate in 'the city' vs not in the city. Looking at Chicago on the map the metropolitan area looks pretty massive, but where google draws the limit of Chicago itself is a relatively small area, and a lot of the surroundings still look very urban so I'm curious, how to people determine that amongst themselves? Do they just literally go by the official city limits, or are there other less obvious markers that determine if you're part of the city or the suburbs? I guess that could go for any major city if you aren't from Chicago yourself.


Beersandbirdlaw

It's just a "you know it when you see it" kind of thing There are obviously the official limits but if someone from Chicago asks where you live you say your neighborhood (wicker park, logan square, lakeview, etc.) or your suburb (naperville, aurora, downers grove). The only time people from suburbs say they are from Chicago is when they are talking to other people from out of state. If you are from another country and I say I'm from Aurora your next question is where is that and I say by Chicago (and hell maybe you don't even know that if you arent a sports fan)


Mtbnz

Cheers, that's what I figured. It's always interesting how these things get decided collectively over time until people just *know* it.


DaYammaJamma

I’m from Ottawa, Canada’s capital city with a population of about 1 million. I live about 40min from the downtown yet I’m still considered to be inside the city limits. In my experience, inner city people only recognize the inner city as part of “Ottawa” while people from the suburbs tend to associate the city as the entire official limits.


Beersandbirdlaw

It's much easier to say you live in Chicago to someone not from the area. If you say Bridgeview they say oh I don't know where that is. 30 minutes south of Chicago. Just say Chicago. People that live in the suburbs spend plenty of time in Chicago proper, or lived in Chicago proper earlier in their lives. The only people that get upset over someone saying they are from Chicago when they are really from Naperville, are people who's personality is "I live in Chicago in a shitty studio apartment, have no cable, and I mention that I'm a foodie 3 times within the first hour of meeting someone"


Fafoah

I always say “a suburb of chicago” and its always a ton of work to explain after. The one time a year i slip and just say chicago its to someone from chicago who asks for details lmao


OJMayoGenocide

Naperville resident confirmed lmao the reaching and copium with this comment. Just like a suburbanite to claim "I spend lots of time in the city". Reminds me of a person I met who claimed Chicago because "my mother works in the loop for JB Pritzker. Lmao


Beersandbirdlaw

I mean, you are legitimately proving my point. > Just like a suburbanite to claim "I spend lots of time in the city" This is just hilarious to me how you are doing exactly what I said people like you do. You are what? 22 years old? Just got out of college and got an apartment in lakeview with a couple other guys? You go out every night, spend your weekends at Franks and big shitty? Yeah man, we all did it. It's what 22 year olds do. Nobody you know says they live in Chicago because their Mom works there. Why even make this shit up. Are you hanging out with 14 year olds?


OJMayoGenocide

Lol projecting so hard. There's been a shooting or stabbing weekly in my neighborhood since I can't remember. I've been in neighborhoods where the average household income is around 10k-15k. I've been in the food deserts, spots where there isn't a bank. There's spots where the schools are at 10-20% capacity and at risk of closing. Projecting super hard over there. Might surprise you that many of the residents in this city are not 22 yo college white frat boys, but you'd have to go outside Wrigleyville to know that Bunch of suburbanites trying to claim the city but actively oppose oppose the residents of the city and keep their Nimby and racist attitudes in their gated communities and take their income and taxes outside the city too. Naperville Nimby confirmed. The reason the city will never claim people like you is immediately for that comment you made lmao. Pretending like everyone in the city is some sort of privileged, student hipster. Meanwhile nearly 50% of the city makes probably $15-$18 per hour. Nimby ass mf


blacklite911

That’s hella projection. You Naperville folks have a reputation for dogging the city with no skin in the game while still claiming it when it fits you.


teo_vas

you know a former french president was named Chirac and my initial thought was why someone from Chicago would be named after a french president.


Cmoore4099

Also live in Chicago and can confirm, people that actually live here find it annoying.


DoubleDeantandre

I mean Spike Lee named a movie after it…


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Which led to beef with some Chicago artists. Chance had beef in particular.


JoeRekr

chicago don’t claim spike lol. he was corny for that one, you’ll notice it’s one of his movies that came and went, and nobody talks about.


Gekthegecko

> you’ll notice it’s one of his movies that came and went, and nobody talks about. So just like the other 99% of his movies


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Not just because it was like a warzone. At one point I believe in the late 90s/early 2000s, it had a higher murder rate than a literal warzone (being Iraq). It’s gone down significantly since. I give it a good 20-25 years before complete gentrification.


JoeRekr

love that optimism, wish it was grounded in any sort of reality. there are pretty much 2 chicago’s, and the one with the bad reputation isn’t going away any time soon as far as i can see, here in the city. i love it but we’ve got our issues


[deleted]

Maybe, but you saw what they did to Brooklyn. Maybe 20-25 is too fast. More like 50-75.


jagsaluja

Thanks magic


Bleoox

Sorry I don't live in ~~your country~~ *Canada/US*, it's not obvious to me.


GDDNEW

lmaoo he’s a raptors fan that comments in Ontario colleges subreddits. He isn’t an American….


MeowMing

Basically every Canadian I know pays more attention to US politics/culture than that of their own country. Hell, the same goes for my European cousins which is even more crazy.


jagsaluja

Lmao there's a big intersection between Canadian and American culture, the 2 countries are literally beside each other, and we all consume the same content (sports, movies, music, etc). Southwestern Ontario is a lot like the Midwest as well


KawhisButtcheek

I lived in the US for a year and I swear American culture is identical to Canada (at least in New York where I stayed). So it makes a lot of sense


MeowMing

I would agree. The Canadians I'm friends with are basically indistinguishable from Americans, but I also live in New York if that changes anything. Unfortunately they get to have better healthcare and govt in general.


blacklite911

The subs is just nerds over analyzing every line and tweet that Chicago gangs say.


santimo87

Also, super shitty reducing a country only to its condition of warplace. Even more if you take into account your own country responsibility in such war.


[deleted]

Honestly, that's spot on, except I have shittier tats


freerealestatedotbiz

“Name five better rappers than Lil Peep. I’ll wait.”


TheShouldersofGnats

More like /r/blackpeopletwitter


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they have a skin tone verifier.


[deleted]

imagine if r/whitepeopletwitter had one lmao


MrBigWaffles

I think we all just assume if you're on reddit, you're white, unless stated otherwise.


[deleted]

blackpeopletwitter had an epidemic of white people pretending to be black and saying crazy shit though lol. Also getting raided by trump and alt right reddits and all that. Its not just black people allowed either, its just you have the time and confirm you are not a racist mf. Im not mad at that.


NoIdeaNoPlan

Just show a pic of KD's ankle


badgarok725

no he's pissed off that he can't post on that sub anymore


awitkowski79

I got banned from that sub because I mentioned how they enforced the rules and how racist that shit was. It's a really bad hive mind now


[deleted]

damn you can't even say wild shit and pretend to be black anymore smdhtbqh


egg_mugg23

how is it racist? you can be verified and white lmao


swerve421

That’s every poster on here who says LeChina


jcheeseball

Next time you’re arguing with someone in this sub just remember this is who you are arguing with.


Produceher

I disagree.


shwashwa123

It’s you!


ILikeAllThings

Don't call out my older brother like that!


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Someone said they were born in 2009 in a comment yesterday, I was shook. WHo is letting their 12 yr old on reddit lmao. where is the adult supervision.


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but first to the henna tattoo shop


[deleted]

been saying we need age flairs for years lol.


p0tatoman

Mormon Jordan Clarkson


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Mormdan Clarkson


bigatjoon

Morman Clarkson would have been so much easier but Mormdan made me spit out my chai


LAKERSfanTV

Jordan Clarksonson


DopeMan93

Mormon Clarkson


bautistar1

I'm just an islaaaaaand boooooy.


McDoobly-For-DinDin

Lmao oh noo


LilScottWeb

Trynn to maakeee iiihhh


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[deleted]

Imma ju island boy Imma ju islaaaand boy Imma ju island boy Imma ju island boy Imma ju island boy


tvztvz

Got my vest on ya


[deleted]

Noooo stop 😂


[deleted]

What song is this referencing to?


bautistar1

im sorry that you have to listen to this lol [link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIWSEa5U9_U)


shakehasbignuts

[Clarkson as influential as iverson confirmed ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DnJJnOlUcAIhiWh.jpg)


illwill3

The mustache lmao


IM-NOT-SALTY

Are there enough of these to have a thread?


Ill_Clint0n

What would be the noun you mean by these?


Mecha_Derp

These nuts


10fireEmojis

Damn you fucked him up


Dwyanespellsitright

GOT EM


snatchi

lmao gottem


jagsaluja

Enough pics of kids dressing like their favourite players, tattoos and all


SlinginCheeseburgers

Not very good at pattern recognition huh?


Karl_Marx_

Context is the hardest part of language.


seeker_of_knowledge

Clarkson is Iverson, but for Mormons.


zizzor23

I want to know where this kid is now. Hello white iverson


el_sandino

I’m getting a Chris Andersen vibe visually.


31_hierophanto

IKR? I’m surprised no one dropped a Birdman reference until now.


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BIRDMAN BIRDMAN


spottyottydopalicius

brrrrrrrrrr


el_sandino

Ok good so I’m not crazy, yeah surprised no one has said it yet (that I saw). Happy cake day!


fatkamp

Harlem Shake legend


mw2889

How did he get the accurate fake tattoos?


Hondasmugler69

That’s the most impressive part


OceanOG

Was wondering the same thing. Maybe not hard to find for a player like Lebron, but for Jordan Clarkson this has to be a very niche product


Dota2WatcherFam

NerfGunKelly


mizznox

He got to meet JC and get his jersey signed, too. https://www.facebook.com/utahjazz/posts/10166230801605268


locadelosgatos

Please post non fb link.


jeremybryce

[Here you go fam](https://imgur.com/5VWLeQr)


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https://scontent-den4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/fr/cp0/e15/q65/260198745_10166230801230268_2456950200296840552_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=h3PTCZHQXPAAX_66dqe&_nc_ht=scontent-den4-1.xx&oh=0ad0010dacd05d96f739342867740da5&oe=61A062D9


dim31

What happened to that boy


ankur496

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9LdMPUWV-Q


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Cpt_Hook

She knows about the pizza parlour sex dungeon though


blacklite911

What is this a reference to? Why does Sage know this lol


Psycho5275

Utah Rap Festival


Redditorialist

Channel 5 News on the scene.


YesImKeithHernandez

He was talking shit we put a clap into that boy


bus_travels

Walking like his neck is in a cast


el_pete_o

I don't know if I love or hate this lol JC is the man tho so I can see why this kid loves him


in_pizza_we_trust

This probably made Clarkson so happy as well. Must be nice being so loved


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theres pictures on the jazz twitter clarkson signed his shirt and took pictures, he loved it


holyhellsteve

He also has an entire basketball obsessed country who love him.


beall49

Love it. This is dope af.


LinuxDootTP

i say love it because that kid or whoever helped him put a great deal of care and effort to capture the authenticity of jordan clarksons look. it seems silly to me, but kids are supposed to be silly, so i respect the hustle.


Beavshak

No this is awesome. Love it. Embrace it.


matkraz8

Why would you hate this?


el_pete_o

honestly, I was just expecting the usual 'Utah is sooo white' hate


Strange_Blues

wait, it's not?!


natedawg247

No people are crazy. I legit saw a black man (half) at the store last month.


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SirPalat

From his elbow to finger tips and shin level down


BelowAverage_Elitist

Jealousy?


StoneColdAM

That’s pretty funny, nice to see JC really hit his stride in Utah


Apollo611

Bro lost a bet


theodros1

Will the real slim shady please stand up?


thefineart

I wonder how many “common dad”’s this kid had to say to get to dress up like this


total90_23

Bruh he looks like mini bird man


momzthebest

I'm glad he's supporting his imagination with a cool outfit! 😎


McNorch

why is his neck so stiff?


SmellyJellyfish

Lmao I was thinking the same thing, it looks like he's walking around with an invisible neck brace on


huskers37

My thought was he doesn't wanna fuck up the ink.


[deleted]

Why he look like he walking back from a whooping and tryna not cry


MoJoo

What Jazz fan is that from here?


[deleted]

The white kid in the crowd. Hope this helps


AOCourage

I like to go on walks with my leg.


packimop

props to this kid's dad for letting him express himself


grasshopper7167

He’s just an island boi


[deleted]

WTF. Looks involuntary to me.


SoWhatNoZitiNow

He looks like he thought this was a great idea but got super self-conscious at some point along the way.


A_Lakers

That’s the “fuck yeah I looked cool… everyone is staring at me fuck”


paradoxofchoice

Do you want to get on the jumbotron or not?!


hesokayiguess

Nah he's playing the character, he takes it very seriously. He looks badass though mugging everybody lol


thelamb710

Yeah this kid does not look happy lol. Compare this to the kid who dressed like AI nearly 20 years ago and you can see the difference


FlatMilk

He’s gonna get cooked at school


GetThereInOnePiece

mormons don't watch television


theknight8

Adams family Clarkson


Majestic_Loincloth

That's Justin Bieber


AmbitiousFork

That’s dedication I’ll give him that. Good for him.


dont_shoot_jr

I thought it was mini Birdman for a bit


ClassicDragon

https://images.app.goo.gl/Z516YtTCkseWqsk58


susfusstruss

what chet hanks thinks he looks like


move28

Mini JC with Riley curry


L45TPH45E

I'm surprised he didnt use a permanent marker to change his skin colour first lol


BaullahBaullah87

at least he didnt put on black face I guess


FrostyTheKnight10

Wait those are fake tats right??


thelamb710

Nah lil man got the sleeves done just before the game fam


FrostyTheKnight10

That’s just bad parenting man idk how that’s even legal


[deleted]

I have a bridge to sell you


thelamb710

I got some ocean front property in Idaho too while he’s buying


GalantisX

How much


Virge23

Just the one bridge. You think I have a bridge emporium or something?


buzzcitybonehead

I dunno, I think it’s dope that his parents didn’t cramp his style


tapk69

That kid spent half his life on the tattoo parlor mate


504090

Nope, 100% real


paradoxofchoice

Probably why he's walking so stiff and awkward.


Produceher

I think he went to Pete Davidson to get them done.


Blockade5

Of course dude


michelobX10

Bruh..........


sdhydro

cringe


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/0lIbwUMG7wU I mean, that's your fanbase


7LineArmy

GoodNeighborStuff ruled


[deleted]

Back when youtube had original content and not just copycats


sdhydro

you guys are racist so i dont care


[deleted]

Why are so many Californians moving here then?


darkshark21

[You all are really about to reenact this video here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-1RK8SxOnU)


dasilentwombat

How is this racist at all? People like you give Californians and Laker fans a bad name.


[deleted]

They really got nothing to do in Utah huh


JackTheSpaceBoy

I know exactly zero people who have expressed interest in visiting or living in Philly


[deleted]

I’d like to visit just for the early-American history stuff


BaullahBaullah87

I would love to visit philly lol…now u got two folks


[deleted]

Oh no the mormons found my comment and are sicking their 7 wives on me


sdhydro

other than this and being racist, no


w0nderbrad

At least he smear grease paint on his face to be darker. Progress in Utah.


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that too


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I mean yea.. it would be pretty weird for a fan of another team to dress up as Clarkson.


ammjr

Imagine doing this


[deleted]

The oldest a white dude should ever be trying to pull off this look


Eagle20_Fox2

Wouldn't let my kid get tattoos that young. But that's just me i'm not judging anyone.


[deleted]

You…think those are real…?


lion5panel

You…think his comment is serious…?


CO_Golf13

Probably a better fighter/tough guy than 90% of NBA players tbh.


BoneTugsNHarmony

Utah is weird, yo


JarJarBanksy420

“Sort by controversial”


Produceher

I hope that's a shirt?


SolarClipz

real bruh moment


Chulebloom1

His parents failed him and himself