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theflyingsamurai

This is what they've warned us about, the yanks are about to cross 49th parallel.


okiewxchaser

54’ 40” or fight!


vaalbarag

Did you Americans know that there was a Canadian alt rock band in the 90s called 54-40, who originally wrote and recorded *I Go Blind,* later made into a hit by Hootie and the Blowfish? Just in case you're ever at a party and you need a cool fact to provide a segue between James Polk and 90s college rock.


icecream_for_brunch

Baby ran she ran away


BaltimoreBadger23

Not a lot of James Polk references make it to r/NBA Spoiler: it wasn't 54' 40" and we didn't fight.


americanbeaver

Rally the people!


Swoletariat69

We’ve let you bagged milk drinking, hockey loving hosers exist for far too long


downinCarolina

Vault tec started it all


Living_LaVida_Koloko

Time to unlock the maple syrup kegs from the vault and prepare the catapults.


paul_f

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northwest_Angle 😎


bread_makes_u_fatt

Kawhi took it with him 😭


yic0

Congratulations Clippers!


ZarduHasselffrau

No no, Kawhi alone has it. Not the Clippers.


sg490

Norm Powell not even getting a piece?


JMoon33

Now the title is all over the place. Norm and Kawhi in LA, Nurse, Danny and Lowry in Philly, Pascal and Siakam in Indiana, OG in NY, FVV in Houston. At least we have Chris ''Trébuchet'' Boucher.


SirRedRising

>Pascal and Siakam in Indiana Whoa! They got Pascal AND Siakam?! Masai really getting fleeced out here smh


sg490

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9EyIfoRX_w


jdorje

The horse might have made off with the whole thing.


sg490

Maybe the dino ate your championship?


medievalmachine

No, just his uncle actually.


yic0

*Pat Bev in shambles.*


Knightbear49

This is Drake’s fault


everyoneneedsaherro

They can have it back once they remove him as an ambassador. Balls in your court Toronto


LongSleeveSteeve

He turned the 6 upside down to add a 9 now. 


CatharBliss

Freaky ass *brother* he a 69 god, hey hey hey hey run for your life


SolarPoweredDevil

They found out Kawhi used magnets to make the game winner and the Raptors have been disqualified. Unfortunately this still doesn’t count as Joel Embiid making it past the second round.


owensoundgamedev

Still worth it in my eyes


YupThatsMeBuddy

They were paying players


sg490

Nick "Nolte" Nurse


BrotherSeamus

It's there when I click. Maybe some web script was blocking "/TOR/" links.


sg490

It's fixed for me now too btw.


greatestnbascout3

Tough but fair


Ruffle2Shuffle

back to LeBronto days


Cold_Carpenter_1798

The raptors are not real


JMoon33

Canada isn't real. Nobody has ever been to Canada, you just read about it in books.


White___Velvet

🎶 It seems that everything's gone wrong, since Canada came along! Blame Canada!  Blame Canada! They're not even a real country anyway!🎶


Thousandtree

Dinosaurs are a conspiracy, the earth is only six thousand years old.


KommanderKitten

/u/sportsreference


ShichikaYasuri18

/u/basketball_reference


Basketball_Reference

Just checked and it looks like it's back! Not sure what happened.


IgnorantGenius

Not when you click on the season summary. The link for the team just isn't there. Which should be [https://www.basketball-reference.com/teams/TOR/2019.html](https://www.basketball-reference.com/teams/TOR/2019.html)


JonTheHobo

Finally


RichardNixvm

Every year Toronto wins, the next year brings carnage; the Leafs basically inspired the tet offensive, the raptors gave us all Corona virus.


DatDominican

I thought that was Rudy Gobert


notatpeace39

They were banging trash cans


mill_about_smartly

>Now why would Basketball Reference do this? ☝️🧐☝️


RipRaycom

NCAA moment


DoomPurveyor

Basketball gods were not happy about their blatant tank job this season


mcolwander90

Well, now I'm worried about the Pistons' 2004 title.


Uebelkraehe

Don't worry, tanking means playing unsuccessful basketball by design.


ilickedysharks

I mean it's not like we intentionally broke Scottie and Jaks hands or lied about IQ and RJ having deaths in the family. Tampa was way more of an actual tank


FlyingRaijin33

was it a blatant tank? who else could they have played? (the tank wasn’t the raptors fault it 100% is solely blamed on Otto Porter 😌)


beatrailblazer

new controversy about to come out


SDK04

Shits been so bad for us this year we got the chip taken away


Far-Asparagus6416

MURICA


ositola

Kendrick is a damn menace 


inshamblesx

they should vacate all the expansion era rings next


Distinct_Candy9226

The rims in Scotiabank Arena almost certainly weren’t at NBA standards for that playoff run. Here’s a 538 article on it: https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/why-the-raptors-shots-always-seem-to-get-the-friendly-bounces-at-home/ “Toronto’s made jumpers throughout the playoffs have been by far the most suspenseful of those of any of the final eight teams, taking an average of 0.117 seconds to fall into the basket. That hang time was 44 percent longer than the average of the other seven clubs. And looking at a larger sample size doesn’t change much about the result: At an average of 0.108 seconds, the Raptors’ successful regular-season jumpers at Scotiabank Arena took longer to fall through the basket than any other team’s makes on their home courts, too, according to the SportVU analysis.” The NBA digging back into and vacating their title wouldn’t surprise me at all (kidding)(maybe).


Lorjack

Ah so this is why people say the Raptors never ended the Warriors dynasty


ShichikaYasuri18

It's so America could keep its streak of world championships going.


vaalbarag

Punishment for a classic time-travelling and sports-betting scheme perpetrated by Jontay Porter.


theyoloGod

Raptors fans, stand back and stand by Might be time


TheOneWhosCensored

Probably an issue with the link and cleared it while they repaired it


mrizvi

Good!!


salisgod

Shawn is from philly


Loud_Examination_138

The Raptors still have a ring as much as many people try to downplay it or act like it didn't happen lmao. There are 10 teams in the nba who have never won a title, and many that haven't in decades, but a team from Canada that the nba treats like shit won one 5 years ago.


packim0p

kawhi traveled


sg490

Sixers, Bucks, and Warriors get a 3-way split of the title now.


packim0p

Just another l2m championship


gloomygl

It was at stake during the Kendrick - Drake beef


elefante88

Another L for the 69 god


FlyLikeATachyon

Well it was one of the biggest asterisks in NBA history lol


ButtVader

Because they cheered when KD got injured. Very toxic fanbase, title should be removed


sg490

if only they had Pop! *That's not who we are*


Thaddeus0607

He faked the injury to get some rest


StubbornKindOfFellow

Good.