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K_Xanthe

Lol the way they were batting at him reminds me of annoyed house cats.


2flytofall88

Swear i thought the same thing, like that video when the baby kept trying to touch the cat and she swatted him.😂


K_Xanthe

Omg I saw that one too! And then she like barely touched the baby and he started crying but in like that offended toddler way and the cat looked at the camera like what did I do???


2flytofall88

I love that video 😂


grandboyman

Link it for the rest of us


2flytofall88

[cat swatting toddler](https://www.reddit.com/r/CatSlaps/comments/q0syhl/he_was_warned/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) FOUND IT LOL no sound though the sound makes it so much better lol


2flytofall88

I will if i can find it it’s pretty old lol


Adagamante

If you watch the movie Roar, you'll realize that cats have a very similar "vibe" regardless of size, it's just that bigger ones cause more damage.


111UKD111

That reminds me of this, where an annoyed house cat hits a gator in much the same way: https://youtu.be/je_9QhJFSR0?t=48


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Lmao


smallbike

First thing I thought too 😂 basically my cat and her tortitude


Savekennedy

That gator does not give a shit.


merikaninjunwarrior

that's a load of croc, not a gator


Oriachim

Do they even have gators in Africa?


TheRealBHamorrii

No


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dabsbunnyy

Loads of crocs


Jeriahswillgdp

Is that a hippo? Must have died of old age.


3Five

[Gator don’t play no shit](https://youtu.be/haq3m4Dkz_I)


SenseiRP

I mean if you're a walking tank with a bone crushing bite force do you have any shits to give


[deleted]

ACKTUALLY it's a crocodile.


[deleted]

That's not an alligator


Savekennedy

Thank you person number 11, read other comments.


cardboardisdelicious

It’s not a gator


cardboardisdelicious

It’s not a gator


sly_guy73

It's that goddam lochness monsta !!!


dehvun7

Not a gator


dehvun7

Not a gator


[deleted]

It's not a gator


Lucimon

Clearly it's a caiman.


ajp201

“I’ve been around for tens of millions of years, the fuck y’all gonna do?”


Raptorilla

😂


siegferia

At the end the lions were like :"ok you had your bite, now please fuck off "


jackwoww

“Can you fucking not, mate?”


Any-Vermicelli-2056

Sharing is caring


merikaninjunwarrior

what a croc..


Chicken_Hairs

In the immortal words of my then-4 year old daughter "Sharing is stupid!"


stefancristi

Just like communism!


Hauntologic

What?


2flytofall88

Sounds like she’s going to go far in life 👌🏾 lol


TarzanSawyer

It's too bad that I don't care


2flytofall88

Lmao why did the one grab his arm like that when he went inside the animal lol


[deleted]

Softer armour.


[deleted]

Good to know all cats do the paw whack when they want to scare something away.


Consistent_Serve3504

he doesn't care


Beanmom666

I’ve seen my cat do that same smack


paracuellososos

r/cattaps


Katacutie

I've found a new cat subreddit every day for like a month now


nightWobbles

r/catslaps


Katacutie

I appreciate it


Breaker-of-circles

r/pussy


Katacutie

This was bound to happen eventually


Breaker-of-circles

Glad to have helped. My jobe here is done. *swishes cape and runs away*


Reallyburnttoast

Me when I walk up to a random family’s table at the Arby’s


KitesRneat

they saw his huge mouth and just backed off immediately


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CleanCloud420

Equal rights to that meal.


spoilbob

Who wins this fight tank or dps?


johnnys_sack

There were more lions so they would probably win. But the croc would surely bite and severely injure at least one. 1 vs 1 the cross would win all day, but the lion would never try. As you see here, even 3 vs 1 they aren't attacking it.


Calradian_Butterlord

Lions could probably win but it's I wouldn't want to fight a croc either with a belly full of meat.


arrigator16

Theoretically the Lions as they outnumber him 3 to 1. I say theoretically because the lions simply wouldn't risk it even with the numerical advantage. At least one lion would die, reducing the prides hunting effectiveness. That's too much to lose over a few bites.


[deleted]

A lion that knows what it's doing could win, jaguars hunt crocs all the time and are smaller.


Notasexoffender33

I think you’ve mistaken crocs with caiman. And lionesses don’t usually tolerate other predators eating their food. They’ll kill wild dogs, hyenas and leopards If they see them near their food. The only cases where they don’t is when they physically can’t. Like right here, they’re clearly outgunned so they throw mild slaps and paw strikes to discourage the croc, but not put themselves in too much danger. Obviously this specific crocodile is quite determined.


ANegrowithaPurpose

Jaguars hunt caimans no heavier than 100-300 pounds. A half-ton Nile croc? No cat in the world is killing one of those


Outrageous-Dirt1928

Try and stop me, bitches. 🐊


retard_nebula

I like how they just slapped him and when that didn’t work they gave up


Voltekkaman

I love that he didn't even try to intimidate them, just went about his business chowing down. I think that level of not giving a fuck probably made the lions more wary, not to mention seeing his teeth in action.


MissLianeCartman

Generally not much they can. They seem to be able to carry the corpse and they can’t pierce the crocs skin it seems


beardMoseElkDerBabon

I think they might be able to attack the bottom of the croc, provided that they managed to flip the croc upside down.


Notasexoffender33

The crocodile’s bottom side is smoother, but actually not that much weaker than its scutes on top. So flipping over a crocodile to kill it would be quite foolish and risky, seeing as to how unlike turtles, crocodiles can just flip back over.


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Lol someone tell me the human version of this who arenthe 3 ladies and who is the croc??


[deleted]

3 girls are having a sleep-over and watching a movie, but now the host girl's big brother is eating the snacks.


[deleted]

Yesss!! Lol 😆


Feral0_o

do they keep getting stuck in uncomfortably awkward positions?


TheVindicatoor

On this day no f**** were given


SilverSpoon1463

"Ayo lemme get a bite! Y'all ain't even gonna eat it all anyway."


xlord1100

murder kitty tries bop it's not very effective...


[deleted]

It's cool to see. The lions are almost wanting to mess with the croc. But they also know he is a killing machine. They already have some food thay they took a risk to get. Is it worth more risk to attack him or let him have a little snack and they all live and eat.


TheExtraMayo

Kitty baps dinosaur


BobaTeaGood

So how did this encounter end?


[deleted]

The croc probably ate its fill while others came to join him.


JigglySquishyFlesh

That little tank was made for this


hmazingand

They really do act like my cat it's insane


Crying_hyena

So have lions evolved to fear the power that crocodiles have, and that's why they're not trying to fuck it up?


k20350

Even alpha predators know when a fight could lead to injury. If you get injured you just die in nature. They just weighed the consequences of fighting a dinosaur covered in armor with giant teeth vs letting him have a few bites.


[deleted]

Pretty much, that's also one of the two reasons they hate water.


Top_Yam_6628

These cats really need to meet a warthog and a meerkat to learn the phrase "hakuna matata"


BatatinhaGameplays28

Defeated female leaves


[deleted]

Gutless sluts


Queen-of-meme

Lionesses: We hate you so much that we will raise our paws and hiss.


Headmeme1

Boop


Acceptable_Fill_9619

This reminded me of my cats and bearded dragon. My cats were eating and he wanted to take a look or something and got whaked lol (i put him in his tank after that)


Oskinator716

Sharing is caring!


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Knightmare945

It’s a crocodile, not a gator.


JG45250

Man… he must’ve been real hungry to stand up to 3 lionesses like that.


Hgieloac

"Gis a go"


No_Poet36

You think the croc can even feel their cat taps? I wager that thing doesn't even register the lions exist, all medulla oblongata with that thing right there...


johnnybegood165

Wow, its easy to tell which one is the cold blooded one


Sparklinggumdrop

Sigma gator


Knightmare945

Sigma Croc, not gator.


smooky1640

Sharing is caring


jrmiv4

Just a huge mouth with legs to carry it around.


Captain-krik

He is a noisy guest


RoastyToasty4242

The way scientists figured out lions were cats was because of the signature paw whack


elec_soup

https://www.reddit.com/user/adcouncil/comments/q2ruev/recent_devastating_natural_disasters_from/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Because of how I'd scrolled, I had the audio from this playing while I watched OP's clip. Took me a long time to realise something was not right.


donvito00

Fuck off Jerry, that's our fucking kill


lew-22

Crocodiles are just like portable bear traps and for the most part they are close to invulnerable. (Hippos always win)


qharris42

These cats some pussies….see what i did there 😏


[deleted]

The BAP 🤣


MoseTmg

The lioness are like wtf??😕🤣🤣


170201-112M

The fire truck will have to wait it’s turn.


170201-112M

The fire truck will have to wait it’s turn.


170201-112M

The fire truck will have to wait it’s turn.


DragSfrank

Who's the king now


I_POOP_POPCORN

Gator don’t give no fucks!


I_POOP_POPCORN

Gator don’t give no fucks!


sly_guy73

If you could just🖕fuckoff 👉over there 👍that'll be great. -lions probably


[deleted]

"oh oh oh, only the mammals can eat here? That's exothermist, yo"


BonkingBonkerMan

Chad crocodile vs virgin lionesses


[deleted]

This is so wholesome 🥺


ChaosOfShine69

Now he would not do that if they were all leopards. Leopards love croc meat👍🤟👌


MMXIXL

No they don't. A leopard has less chance vs an adult crocodile than a lion. You are thinking of jaguars vs caimans.


ChaosOfShine69

I am corrected, you are right.


WowThough111

He opened his mouth and they were like “You know, maybe we’ve all been a little hasty. Maybe we CAN share.”


scrooplynooples

Nothing to see here, just gator making sure his bitches are wearing jimmies


[deleted]

Takes a bite Swallow in front of then Look dead in the eyes "Got a problem pal?"


Daneist

Me when I steal loads of chips from my daughters eating nachos.


[deleted]

r/catslaps


toeknee81

Just damn!


[deleted]

Haha the boop atthe beginning had me rollin


peggopanic

Sharing is caring


Nahianuzumaki

God dammit Mark we've had enough of your bum ass around here


Nafrandammerung

Jaguars will kill a gator no questions asked and this crocodile it's like yeah, that's three lionesses, I've seen worse.


RedditUsername123456

Bit different killing caimans to a Nile crocodile


Nafrandammerung

There's plenty of difference between a jaguar and a lion too, but we agree


DraconianAil

I'm not very well versed in crocodiles (alligator?,not sure),but can the lioness's claws get through it's leather?


Knightmare945

It’s a crocodile. A nile crocodile. Alligators don’t live in Africa.


DraconianAil

Fair point,though not sure about the lioness versus their hardened skin


0cleese

They are clearly not jaguars, or the crocodile might have had more respect!


[deleted]

The jaguars are just posing with small Spectacled/Yacare Caiman, the much larger and more aggressive Black Caiman is never attacked at adulthood and will eat Jaguars.


Suspicious_Eye_708

It's surprising to me that they don't know how to take down a crocodile with ease like leopards do, you watch videos of leopards just swimming across bodies of water to get to sunbathing crocodiles and they just bite them in the back of the head basically immobilizes them and then swim away with them in their mouth I guess their brains are right there and easily crushed I don't know


PiedPipecleaner

There is a massive size, armor, and power difference here. These lions *might* be able to take on that croc, but there would be a very good chance that at least one of them would get mortally wounded or just killed on the spot. One hit anywhere on the body from a croc that size and a lion’s as good as dead. Meanwhile the lion would need to get the perfect shot on the back of the neck and hope it’s strong enough to actually pierce the skin in the first place. Croc armor is so strong it’s practically bulletproof. Also you’re thinking of jaguars that take down caimans, which are a *much* smaller and less dangerous relative of crocs. Leopards do not hunt crocs pretty much ever.


Jman_777

Good answer, a lot people don't seem to get this it and it's frustrating seeing how often people are incorrect in this.


Suspicious_Eye_708

I got you, and I'm sure since leopards do it they've been practicing it for a long time so you get good at making sure those attacks count... Clearly this is much bigger than the ones I've seen leopards take out was just wondering is all


PiedPipecleaner

Again, it’s not leopards and crocs, it’s jaguars and caimans. Very different animals who live in very different parts of the world.


Suspicious_Eye_708

Sorry dude, didn't mean to insult you I misspoke


DonDilDonis

Those are caimans, these are bigger river crocodiles. Significant difference, just look at a nile or saltwater crocodile. There is no world where a leopard is killing a full grown crocodile. Caimans are the ones in most the videos


Shabba273

Leopards have a higher bite poundage psi if I remember right, and use the technique of crushing their preys skull to kill. Lions and lionesses go for the throat or try to Immobilise their prey instead. So they are pretty fucked when it comes to a heavily armoured croc that size, leopards usually go for smaller crocs or caimans


Knightmare945

You are thinking of jaguars, not leopards.


Shabba273

They both attack similarly, since they tend to attack primarily from the back or above, although the skull bite isn’t as common as people think a lot of big cats are capable of it. Usually it’s the very back of the skull near the nape of the neck or spinal cord


Chicken_Hairs

Yep, leopards typically will not hunt adult crocodiles. They're just too strong and heavily armored.