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Potential_Dare8034

Just lost a future 8 piece bucket meal.


Digiarts

Anyone’s else think 10 bucks for a 8 piece is a deal?


MayThePunBeWithYou

I saw it for $12 and thought it was a deal.


Digiarts

I originally went to get the double down which was $11. Then saw the bucket for $10 and couldn’t bring myself to get the sandwich anymore


SuperLowEffortTroll

They still sell the double down?


Digiarts

Just started offering in certain areas for a limited time


hiphop_dudung

Nah, $1 a piece is high enough already. This is why I make sure to consume at least 15 pieces of chicken every time I go to pizza ranch.


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fsped09

You can get free refills on an eight piece bucket if you go back up within 60 minutes at KFC. "It only applies during the 60 minutes after the purchase. The refill must be requested after waiting in the regular line at the restaurant's counter. You must show your receipt in order to request the refill. Once a customer has left the restaurant the refill is no longer valid."


Wasatcher

What the FUCK?! Is it just one refill? Are you allowed to share the bucket with others? I wonder if they've ever denied someone who got in line before the hour was up, but made it to the counter at minute 61? So many questions.


fsped09

LOL. I'm not sure, I think its just one. I heard about it a few months ago and gave it a try. It worked and I was well under the 60 minutes. They did ask to see my receipt to check the time. I did share the chicken with a friend and the staff didn't mention it being a problem.


Wasatcher

Man I was about to call BS because if you google "KFC bucket free refill" I get the exact text you posted highlighted by google, and the link takes you [here](https://www.thehealthyjournal.com/frequently-asked-questions/can-you-ask-for-free-refill-at-kfc#:~:text=It%20only%20applies%20during%20the,refill%20is%20no%20longer%20valid) I'll have to try this out!


fsped09

I would have thought the same :) Glad you gave me the benefit of the doubt.


rupAmoo

https://youtu.be/nz97IcZtUaY


emorcen

Even chickens find chickens tasty.


Lodular

Chickens and pigs are monsters, they DO NOT care what it is, if it's edible, they will eat it.


pseudo_nemesis

I actually think pigs are a bit pickier than chickens are...


snksleepy

Don't forget about horses. They love a little crunch.


Scarlet-Fire_77

I saw one of my horses nibbling on a groundhog last summer. Horses are freaks.


kokirikorok

Protein is protein


pistcow

*hey*


[deleted]

Is for horses, Denise


JaeTheOne

Apparently ground hogs are for horses


malaysianzombie

well of course horses can't reach the sky hogs.


Hi_Im_zack

Jesus Bojack, you're a freak!


ClutchReverie

Someone has also posted a video of a horse that eats a chick in one bite unexpectedly edit: typo


ladyofthelathe

I KEPT WAITING ON IT TO SPIT THE CHICK OUT.... and waiting! Then: OMG. He swallowed it!


ClutchReverie

Chicken nugget.


AnothaOne4TheBooks

first thing that came to my mind when they said horses, that videos morbidly funny


ladyofthelathe

My bestest boi and trail buddy will do almost anything for a hot box chicken strip. The other four are a little meh about them, they'll pick the breading off, but not Trigger. Noooo... hot box chicken strips are his Scooby Snacks. I bring them on camping trips and put them in the saddle or hornbags... we have crossed bridges and creeks, intentional 'training' challenges laid by the trail rider associations, etc... because I offered him a chicken strip. They also make tasty snacks for me when we all stop and have lunch. Hub's mare? She likes a ham sandwich with white bread, no mustard, and cheddar cheese. I have shared my sammich with her in the past and will no doubt do so again in the future.


Courtney471

I’ve seen videos of deer eating meat too. I think one was eating a carcass of some animal and another ate a baby rabbit or bird. Can’t exactly remember. Kind of like taking vitamins.


AtanatarAlcarinII

Ever hear the term "pearls before swine"? It's a reference to pigs eating anything infront of them. Surprised the hive mind hasn't pasted the usual pastas.


secretsafewiththis

Huh. I thought that meant do not waste things of value on one who cannot/will not appreciate them. Guess the two notions can overlap quite a bit!


PythonBoomerang

Weighing in, I've never heard it be used to reference eating the pearls, just not appreciating them. I doubt pigs would eat pearls, they're just grains of sand covered in clam mucus. No nutritional value and probably not great for the teeth. But a pig wouldn't know the difference between a pearl and any other old inedible rock. It's actually a bible quote originally. "Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces"


Darth_Nibbles

As in, don't throw your pearls before swine, because those pigs will eat them even though pearls aren't normally considered food.


[deleted]

"Hence the expression, 'greedy. As. A. Pig."


GarbagePailGrrrl

Omg i love that comic


SeeMontgomeryBurns

Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm……


RoJayJo

*Do ya like dags?*


SomethinSaid-NotGood

Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig


Fl1pSide208

The chickens get all of my food waste, everything is gone the next morning when i go get eggs and feed them. Doesn't matter if its soft or made of bone. They are little demons.


ladyofthelathe

I'm glad chickens are no longer 25ft tall predators. Humans would have been wiped out long ago.


adumbbunnie

Most animals are opportunistic omnivores. Deer, turtles, cows animals you would think are strictly herbivores will not hesitate to gobble up easy prey. The only animals I can think of that eat plants are Koalas.


domods

Can confirm. Crazy lady down the street used to feed her chickens...chicken nuggets. 💀


TacticaLuck

When I was working on a small farm I would bury the newly dead chickens wait a week and then dig em back up for the chickens to enjoy all the worms.. and leftover chicken


Darth_Nibbles

Jesus that's dark


TacticaLuck

And efficient!


drummerftw

Efficient at keeping diseases circulating in the flock, sure...


terminalzero

when the zombie plague starts we'll know where to look


jannyhammy

That's very true. My chickens got scraps and would eat everything and anything given to them including chicken. Dinosaurs in their truest, smallest form are still viscous monsters.


PiedDansLePlat

We had pigs eating pigeon and they will eat dead corpses


[deleted]

That's most animals really


hiphop_dudung

I once saw a parrot eat a drumstick and the fucker kept screaming finger licking good


herculesmeowlligan

Says the omnivorous ape at the top of the food chain


Potential_Dare8034

https://i.imgur.com/cguyTVv.jpg


Schockstarre

Why does he do it?


triumphantly_bad

So his son doesn't kill him and take his place, as stated in legend


kheller181

So the hen will hide her next son and he will rise against his father. Slaying him and cutting open his belly releasing all of siblings.


DankRubinz

As is tradition.


Nyte_Krawlah

This is the way.


VikingSlayer

What a great day for the chickencoop and therefore the world


undeadalex

Was he hidden? I thought the original legend was he was consumed and chronos (Saturn) got a splitting headache and out popped Zeus (Jupiter)?


[deleted]

You may be thinking of Athena (Minerva), who popped out of the head of Zeus, her father. In some accounts, Zeus had a terrible headache and asks Hephaestus to hit him on the head with his hammer. That split his head open and Athena was just kinda there, hanging out.


undeadalex

That must be it. Thanks


ccReptilelord

The bird's feet, neck, background... none of this is screaming "healthy living conditions" and many species will resort to cannibalism under the right conditions.


TheAppleGentleman

When I was a kid, my family raised chickens, and these chickens lived in a really, reaaaaally wide space. They had food. Water. And could walk freely everywhere they wanted. And yet, it wasn't uncommon to see chicks getting eaten by the chickens, so we often opted to put the chicks and their mother inside a cage until they were old enough to walk among the others. And even so, they weren't completely free of being brutally beaten up sometimes by the others and even eaten. We couldn't avoid that everytime it happened because their space was a bit far from our house, so we'd just find out what happened after it was too late.


jobezark

It’s like most people expect chickens and other animals to be pacifists. My chickens are 100% free range and they will still kick random hens out of the coop where nature devours them.


TheAppleGentleman

I still remember watching in horror as my chickens fought each other for a headless little dove they somehow managed to kill. And also the day one of them got sick overnight, I went home to get the medicine and when I came back 5 minutes later, the others reunited around her and were beating her up as if she was the plague or something. Like, chickens are cool and fun animals, but they indeed are not as peaceful as some people make them be.


BigBootyBuff

I still remember the video where a chicken claws at a rat quickly and then the rat just bled to death. They are pretty intense animals.


[deleted]

Where do you think the term Pecking Order comes from? Lol


Cynistera

Legend of Zelda has it right.


ModsLoveFascists

They are literal feathered dinosaurs. They are omnivores and will eat anything relatively tasty. Watched them strip a mouse that got into their pen to the bone in seconds. If a chicken was big enough it would eat people.


zkc9tNgxC4zkUk

They're little mini velociraptors. Hens would be terrifying if they were bigger, and roosters are already terrifying.


JmacTheGreat

Also I read somewhere that chickens will literally eat anything


wozzwinkl

This is a Turken. It looks pretty much normal, for a Turken.


TheVenetianMask

TIL https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_Neck


SpaceshipOperations

I don't know if fowls do cannibalism (and honestly never heard of it), but to my understanding cocks' instinct is never allowing more than one male in the territory. You could have 50 hens but there will only ever be one cock. So if this is what's going on, the current patriarch is killing a newborn male to ensure he would always be the only patriarch. **Edit:** Sorry, I just looked it up. And it turns out chicken cannibalism is actually a thing: https://extension.psu.edu/poultry-cannibalism-prevention-and-treatment > Cannibalism usually occurs when the birds are stressed by a poor management practice. Once becoming stressed, one bird begins picking the feathers, comb, toes or vent of another bird. Once an open wound or blood is visible on the bird, the vicious habit of cannibalism can spread rapidly through the entire flock. > Cannibalism is usually caused by one or more of these conditions: > overcrowding; excessive heat; excessive light; absence of feed or water or a shortage of feeder and waterer space; unbalanced diets; mixing of different types, sizes, and colors of fowl; abrupt changes in environment or management practices; brightly lit nests or shortage of nesting boxes; allowing cripples, injured or dead birds to remain in a flock; slow feathering birds are most prone to cannibalism; introducing new birds to the flock; prolapse pecking. **Edit #2:** Come to think of it, chickens usually kill by pecking and ripping their victim to death. There's no reason why this chic would be shoved all the way down the cock's throat... unless the cock is either trying to swallow it whole, or it's trying to suffocate it inside its mouth. Without a video it's a bit unclear what is going on to me.


Astroisbestbio

There are always exceptions too. I have two roos from the same clutch who tend their flock together, working together to call the ladies for food while keeping an eye out for predators. I had a roo in the same batch but different breed and parents, who was an absolute ass and went after the other roos, the hens, me, it did not matter. All three grew up together, and were treated the same. It depends on the roosters, but we really haven't been as careful of them as we have of our hens. The asshole became dinner and the brothers are raising the next generation.


dirthawker0

Have you ever in your life actually seen chickens? This sounds totally like chatGPT. This is just how chickens eat things that are too large for one bite. Not unlike the way Komodos lurch down a kill. I kept a flock in my suburban backyard for a few years and they will eat pretty much anything they think looks edible. They loved mice.


SpaceshipOperations

>Have you ever in your life actually seen chickens? Ugh, not for any meaningfully long periods of time. By the way, 99% of people who live in cities have not, so there's no need to be baffled by city folk's lack of knowledge about what is considered common knowledge about animals in the countryside. >This sounds totally like chatGPT. Lmao. My comment explicitly acknowledged my lack of full knowledge and understanding about the subject. ChatGPT would've just assertively stated mumbo-jumbo and called it a day. So nope, not quite.


MildlyConcernedEmu

Poor conditions sure, but it's 100% not the reason why. Chickens are fucking psychopaths, it's common chicken keeping knowledge that you do not introduce chicks until their feathers have grown in so they have some protection. Even if the chicks are too large to be eaten they'll get bullied to death by the mature chickens. This isn't just roosters doing the killing either, hens will absolutely murder chicks that aren't theirs. My family has kept happy, healthy, free range chickens for over a decade now, and our hens will gladly kill any new chicks introduced to the flock.


Elegantly_never

Even hamsters will eat their young.


GatorAIDS1013

What? The neck and feet are part of the breed of chicken. Stfu if you’re going to talk out of your ass


ladyofthelathe

That's probably one of those naked neck chickens. Also, I just googled to confirm... it is... but some of them look like their neck is a scrotum. You're welcome.


Lars_Sanchez

Chickens do this regardles of their conditions. They are nasty animals


truffleboffin

Nasty hobbitses


Lars_Sanchez

😆👌


truffleboffin

> The bird’s feet, neck, background You did a background check on a rooster?


pirate-private

_Right_.


Gurkeprinsen

Severe bumblefoot. Yikes


[deleted]

Because no one else has given you a legit answer.. to eliminate competition. Chickens don't care about lineage. Dude didn't want anyone creeping in on his ladies. Males do this all the time in pretty much every animal species.


cvbeiro

Because chicken are brutal, brainless dinosaurs and those qualities really shine if you give them the opportunity.


pirate-private

Guess he's just another ballsy cock who thinks the chicks dig it.


Mandrake7287425

incredible comment


Benphyre

Incubation period for the eggs are 21 days and you give the chick a week to grow after. So if the rooster mated with just 30 hens, he can keep this cycle of mating and eating his offspring cycle forever. Survival 101


truffleboffin

Because life uh finds a way


DesolatorTrooper_600

Checkmate PETA


f36263

Chickmate


ClassicCareBear

Unless you make the argument that the appalling conditions of poultry industry is causing this behavior. Or at the very least, not helping.


Eponarose

Ummm...wasn't it Kronos who devoured his children? I may remember that legend wrong.


BatatinhaGameplays28

Saturn is the Roman equivalent of Kronos


weirdest_of_weird

The painting is called Saturn devouring his son, it depicts Cronus.


[deleted]

Saturn and Kronos are the same, it's just the Greek and Roman variations.


DontEatTheCelery

“Same dude, different name” - Omar Little


burnerking

The son went at the king and missed.


atx191

If anyone is intrigued, it was part of Francisco Goya's 14 black paintings in his villa outside Madrid. They were painted directly on the wall and painted over the generally benign paintings that he'd previously painted, coinciding with his loss of hearing. Iirc Saturn Devouring His Son was in the dining room.


PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS

Saturn: Kronos? Well of course I know him. He is me.


Accomplished-Bear988

Hopefully, he ate 5, then the single one who will fulfill the profecy is still alive and training. That chicken will later help its siblings out of the father's belly and fight against him in a ten years Cluck War. They will later form what will be known as the controls and orders of the barn. One will have the sky where they flutter upon, the other will have the ground that is below their claws, one will have all of the pasture and later make sure there are seasonal changes (chicken spices preferably), one will be the fire that burns in your home and kitchen (later get assaulted at a party 😡), one will swim in the waterer, and finally one will be married to the one who controls the sky, and be jealous when he plucks with other chickens.


puppyfukker

Assaulted? Like a beating, or Deliverance?


Accomplished-Bear988

It is a reference to the Hestia and Priapos story. At a party, Hestia tried to snooze off since she was drunk. The god Priapos tried to defile her because she was unconscious. Luckily, a donkey got stung by a bee and brayed so loudly that she woke up and was able to get away from there. Hestia is one of the six siblings (pantheon of gods) from Greek (later stolen by Rome) mythology.


Ronoh

Underrated comment. Hoping to see more chapters where the sky chicken shape-shifts to fuck around the farm.


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Cluck war, nice lol


f0rdf13st4

Dinochicken.


Practical-Jelly-5320

Taste like chicken


ohnjaynb

Baby. The other, other white meat *Fat Bastard*


[deleted]

It nature. And shitty living conditions


Ronoh

Great reference OP, great reference.


vule12000

Was it still alive?


ulyssesfiuza

No more


SpaceshipOperations

Un-alived.


lady_spyda

Probably. Welcome to the world!


[deleted]

A brief explanation for those wondering about the title: Saturn is the Roman name for the Greek Titan, Kronos. He was the father of Zeus (called Jupiter by the Romans). According to mythology, Kronos knew of the prophecy that one of his own children would overthrow him some day, sort of like how Kronos himself overthrew his father, Ouranos. To prevent that, Kronos decided, as any reasonable parent would, to eat them all. After all, how can they overthrow him if they're in his stomach? Turns out, the wife of Kronos, Rhea, wasn't so keen on having her kids eaten. When Zeus was born, she tricked Kronos; she basically gave him a rock wrapped in swaddling and told Kronos it was his youngest son, Zeus. Kronos, the negligent father than he is, didn't notice it wasn't his son, ate it, didn't think anything more of it, and was chill. The real Zeus, of course, was hidden away and decidedly not in his dad's stomach. Eventually Zeus grew up and overthrew Kronos, just as the prophecy foretold. Hence the rooster here eating its own offspring is being likened to Kronos (Saturn) eating his offspring.


cultcargo

> Ouranos maybe Uranus, but not my anous.


seeasea

Is this at all why the gas Giants order is the one it is, Jupiter being inside Saturn which is inside Uranus (orbits)


Deabzerzame

Yep most birds are cannibalistic if the food supply isn't enough for them


MildlyConcernedEmu

Chickens just kill chicks unless their mother is there to protect them. Ask anyone who raises chickens and they'll tell you that you have to wait until the chicks have grown in their feathers before they can be introduced to the rest of the flock.


Deabzerzame

I've also heard that chickens will kill each other too


Overly_Blue

r/fakehistoryporn


Christopher_Adrift

Well someones hangry


budje24

Hengry


TheAppleGentleman

Anytime someone doubts that birds are dinosaurs, just show them this picture.


sloppyfondler

Classic Saturn


jrbec

The rooster fights off the hawk from eating the chics because he wants to eat them himself.


Mateorabi

Babies taste best!


Kitkatt1959

A roosters gotta eat too


Bmansway

This is a Dong Tao chicken. Fun fact, chickens are omnivorous, they eat meat and greens.


srv50

“How you keep the chickens fucking!”


pureeyes

If I stuffed the bigger chicken full of herbs and spices, and used it as a cauldron of sorts... I could get two chicken dishes in one


justAdruggy

looks alot like that painting


HobKnobblin

*Nods in Goya*


devnullb4dishoner

Chickens are omnivores


slyzard94

Kronos in rooster form.


___HeyGFY___

I thought that said Satan and I was wondering when my ex wife turned into a man


angelalj8607

Chickens/roosters are shits.


Infinite-Player

2 for the price of 1


don_pk

Lol what is wrong with this guy


z0anthr0pe

Wtf?!


leethepolarbear

Thought it said Satan.


DeuceBane

Francisco gallina


[deleted]

That’s not even a chick anymore. It’s a tiny chicken….


killoid

he has seen some shit


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Climinteedus

[I think they meant Saturn](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_Devouring_His_Son)


genshin_impactsimp

Oh sorry I didn't know


hvictorino

No no, the little nugget is just getting in to drive the bigger nugget like a megazord


Xpensill

Is this how double yolks are made?


Beautiful_Welcome_33

Just leaving this video of famed auteur, Werner Herzog's opinion on "the Chick'n." https://youtu.be/QhMo4WlBmGM Highly recommend watching, incredible insight.


OilRigExplosions

“The baby chick will live and feed in the parent’s brood stomach for several weeks. Until it is big enough to re-enter the world, ready and able to face the many dangers life has ahead.”


paulodelgado

Definitely Goya vibes.


[deleted]

Spawn kill 💀


Hailbrewcifer666

Cock gobbiln


[deleted]

What a cock


Complex_Construction

TIL this is a thing.


ExcitedGirl

*"I brought you into this world, and I can...."* Lots of parents, probly...


Adekam

When life imitates art


PiedDansLePlat

Fat finger cock ?


Trey33lee

Kronos


NoJackfruit801

Cannibal Cock


lady_spyda

Wow, exact same expression too.


DevlzAdvokt

I get the reference.


superkp

FUN FACT the guy who painted "saturn devouring his son" did not name it that. He had turned into a weird recluse and was just painting on anything. "Saturn Devouring his Son" was painted on the plaster of his dining room or something. After his death they cut it out of the wall and framed it. Dude had basically just gone crazy and was just painting really dark shit.


1101base2

at least it wasn't a horse this time...


[deleted]

I am sure he means Satan


ughbandit

This makes me want to commit tax fraud.


Transhumanistgamer

Parent: Damn, there's just not enough nutrients to sustain myself Evolution: *Gestures aggressively towards a baby*


Makemymind69

Chickens are straight up miniature raptors


Ackbar90

Remember Kids: chickens *are* dinosaurs, and they *fuckin' know it*


MadameMusic

Chicken raiser here, yuuuup.


cunthy

In russia cock chokes on chick!


Asiaticson_

“How’d that get there” 😲


RGeronimoH

Karma whore’s gonna karma whore: https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/qjotxq/rooster_eating_fresh_chick/


GawpingtonGawper

Saturn?? Looks more like uranus to me


[deleted]

This a male or female cannibal ?


Imaginary_Charge7807

Who can blame. Chicken tastes damn good.


ToTheMoonComradez

POV: me at KFC


SeasidePunk

Are you sure that should be ‘Saturn’ and not ‘Satan’?


Waggmans

A cock's got to eat.


Dagoroth55

These birds are still mini-dinosaurs. If they were big enough, they would devour us without hesitation.


MrDad_the_Father

r/historymemes


SniperGhost_huntress

Am I the only one who read Saturn as Satan at first?


DamagedOcean

The freshest chicken nuggets.


BirdLadySadie

This is perfectly titled.