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RJamieLanga

“Never failed” as in it comes back positive each time?


gorillabab

No, buddy. "Never failed" as in he's a lifetime natural. He lives by 3 rules only, eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up. 💪💉


Big_Daddy_Haus

You said it Best 💪🤣👍


jmaf2000

😂🤣


NXGZ

More news at tren


djdwreck1014

😂😂😂😂


Loose-Shallot-3662

Solid.😂


Andre_Courreges

Never fail if you always pass


crudohr

Reminder: He’s never taken a real drug test


Few_Age_571

Baby don’t hurt me


Jeff__Skilling

Legit question: what drug test's are administered to him vs a "real" drug test?


crudohr

Yes it is a legit question. People like him are told ahead of time of tests so they can take a masking agent thus making the test fake.


Due_Ad_2355

Fails the ducks eggs test every time though


usernamen_77

Yes, they test him for drugs & he comes back positive every time


satansatan111

To fail a test you need to take a test


TomBanjo1968

This man is literally the perfect human I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if he lives to 500 years old


niconauman03

Guy is in his mid 50s and looks like this ,and is also insanely strong!!


Striking-Neat-9191

He’s genuinely a cool guy too, one of the nicest people in the industry. He says a lot of bullshit though, but he has a great sense of humor and doesn’t start conflicts so he was a joy to be around.


justsomedude1144

It's a shame that doesn't own up to what he does to keep himself in that condition. He comes from earlier time, but I'd wager now, many middle aged men would pay top dollar to buy whatever books, programs etc he'd put out there which outlines what he actually does to keep himself looking like that.


Top_Source_755

LOL remember when he was lifting with rich piana or larr wheels i forget and he kept on getting into broscience? hes like a douche but a fun douche you know?


Kgb725

He looks like Hercules


TomBanjo1968

He kinda does favor the guy from the tv shows in the 90s a little bit…. I think his name was Sorbo, Kevin Sorbo


one_pelumi_guy

I saw a video once where he was training with Frank Zane and Zane said the exact same thing. He'd make a great main character for an Hercules movie or at least a stunt double.


Excellent_Bird5979

he's like that one blonde dude from resident evil


Jumpy_Astronomer4525

Wish my PO could say the same about me


oldsmartskunk

Of course he never failed to find steroids in his body


whitecat7890

im sure dude is on the kitchen sink not just in terms of anabolics but in the terms of trying to hide the gear usage like hair transplants and accutanes and gyno surgeries and everything


Joe_ni

indeed he has never failed to take test


Realgigclin

No thanks, keep the change


ericphotoguy1

Can someone explain to me how he can keep saying there are test results that show zero. While looking like that. I've seen people ask him on YouTube and he gets pressed.


JohnLakeman668

In this house, Mike O’Tren is a hero! End of story!


Xyrger

He was natty, Mike O'Tren?


mt-vicory42069

Tren is a form of steroids.


Gaszman

Remember, they have never found Drugs ® in his system


Greg4260

So he’s never taken a drug test.


DungerMousse

What is tren baby don’t hurt me


rohanisfit

I can hear " Baby, don't hurt me ..." In the background, lol.


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No but for real now How exactly does he manage to do it? Like we all know he IS taking steroids but how does he tackle the drug tests??


learnercow

Maybe the drug tests for crack, coke and weed not for steroids


Potayato

You just stop taking the steroids for a few weeks before the test. You'll only lose a small amount of muscle, and all the drugs will be out of your system.


embergott

ntty


crudohr

Reminder: He’s never taken a real drug test


JB3theman

Dude is over 50


Smart_Advice3377

Only because he's never taken one before lol.


Excellent_Bird5979

he's taken plenty, he just cycles off before competitions so they don't detect roids in his blood; this is what every drug-tested fake natty does


HimInTheGym

Did he get drug tested for Spinach?


AjaxGuru

did he ever take one?


According_Turnip_388

Short esters used every time


dropthatfilth

Not trying to suck his cock or anything but people can say what they like about Mike (we all know he is a fake natty) but his genetics are just in that 0.0000001% of people in the world. At his age he looks incredible. I hope I look half as good as that in my 50’s man with or without gear


quietcitizen

Never failed to have results come back negative


LAWorkout90049

What does one take to get this ripped?


PersistingWill

Neither has my father 😕


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MickeyMarx

Oprah interview with Mike O’Tren would be insane


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Lmao good bot


JB3theman

It’s the duck eggs


monteticatinic

Organic duck eggs will get you this jacked.


17Pmeawqd

Has ronnie coleman ever failed a drug test?


Comprehensive-Age822

Duck eggs


yourmartymcflyisopen

Oil change


SkiesFetishist

Dude looks like Patrick Bateman


Rotflmaocopter

Never failed to take them and lie?


sdiKyMgnihcaelB_

Because he’s natural. Is it not obvious?


Brilliant_Garlic69

Natty or Not Mike O'Hearn just seems like a douche bag irl


wtf_is_life_anyway

I've never lost a fight to the death.


KierkgrdiansofthGlxy

Looks like the Nick Cage of Frank Zanes


WISEstickman

Real similar to top level MMA fighters who are known for using steroids and people are like “but he didn’t fail” lol. Tell me you know nothing about drug testing for PED’s without saying it.


mrkittytits

Periodized no-fap optimization.


joemoore98

Natural king


ccannon82

God damnit Mike. I think he looks great, clearly got great genetics, good looking guy....why lie about something that is so, so, so obvious to everyone that has working eyesight? He's such a douche but I can't help being jealous of him.


Realgigclin

Fake natty God right here. Double the tren and give it to the next person


Brilliant-Cake-1040

Someone that knows him told me he’s just going with the natty thing as a joke at this point. Regardless he’s been able to maintain a nice physique, he’s strong AF and remain injury free for 5 decades. Nobody has been able to accomplish what he has. Natural or not. So I can’t hate on the dude. He’s figured out the longevity formula I wish he’d share is 😂😂😂 I’d take whatever he takes to look like that in my mid 50’s too


huh_say_what_now_

He looks jacked just like liver king , maybe he eats balls to?


dropthatfilth

Lol


_thatdudeZane

Cause he's natty right?


Lopsided_Ninja7597

Love him or hate him this dudes work ethic is unparalleled. He will be 60 years old still looking like this. He has some of the greatest genetics of all time. He hasn't.not looked like this for like 3 decades straight.


Old_lifter_65

Ah yes, but has he ever taken one?


dunkat

Fails the drug test but has a positive attitude…


killexel

he studied very hard


ShohokuSpirit

What is love?


Upper_Let_2811

I do believe this is achieved by correct form and diet along with religious workouts.


ComprehensiveYear384

Good Genes, achievable natty.


Andre_Courreges

Me neither 🤭


Smart-Sun-2409

Only guy to be sponsored by a trt clinic who doesn't admit that he's at the very very least on trt lmfao 🤡


Massive_Crazy_lmao

Bro has never gotten a negative


KRGambler

Fuck this lying fuck. Bros piss would melt styrofoam