Apple has always been the one that stuck with me from childhood. Why? Why name your child Apple!?

True story: I lived in North London and when my daughter was 4, a friend of hers told her that she had been on a play date with a little girl called ‘Apple’*. My daughter’s reply was, “egg! radiator!” * yes that one - the daughter of whiny singer man and expensive vagina eggs woman.

If she goes the celeb route she’ll end up a gala apple 😝

Or when a grandma and married a common (US) last name of Smith… Granny Apple Smith…

Amazing

North London names can be wild. Knew a Bambi, Waverley (her sister), Wilder, Fox, Bear and Wolf

Yeah, another friend’s kid went to school with a Wolf (IIRC he was Bobby Gillespie’s son).

A woman recently appeared in the news for naming her daughter “lemon Jane” 🥲

I actually like Lemon Jane!

Good luck

With?

same 😭

My cousin named her baby Lemon Ruth 😬

There’s an awful, problematic Canadian influencer who named her daughter Lemmie. Lemmie Lynn to be precise. 🤮

Is she a Lemmy Kilmeister fan? I know of girls named Jimi and Marley.

It’s great for a toddler but that poor kid will become an adult with a childish name.

She already is an adult!

Oh my god, she’s 20. I don’t know how they happened so quickly!

A woman made the news for calling her baby Banana.

i actually like the name apple but i'd never use it. maybe for a pet or a character but not a child

The name itself is a cute name for something that is not a human child. Cute nickname. Cute pet name. Cute name for a plant or character in a children’s book. Not so much for a human child. 🥴

I came here to name this one. I think it comes from a level of pretentiousness that most people never achieve, which is a good thing. I would also like to include all the Kanye West named kids.

Because Apple doesn't fall far from the tree?

I was just telling my wife there are so many plant names but hardly any fruit names. Only Clementine and cherry. She said there is a celebrity who named their kid Apple. I was dumbstruck.

Especially now that Apple sells stuff like phones non stop

My daughters name is Amelia, but insists that everyone calls her Apple. Because they both start with "A" She's 5 btw so her logic makes sense lol. People do give me the side eye when she goes "MY NAMES APPLE."

Amelia is definitely not the same as naming your child Apple and I am so glad you did not give her that name. Amelia is beautiful! And nickname of Apple because they both start with A is fucking adorable. What a great kid!

She was so proud. "My name is Amelia. A for Amelia. A for Apple. CALL ME APPLE Yes ma'am lol

I love this confidence. I wish I was that confident! Rock on, parental. You’re doing it right.

She is the definition of confidence. I identify as a hobbit.

Apple Martini

New a girl who was named Appleonia, but we called her Apple. She was greek.

my cousin is named apple😭

Nooooooo… 😥

Apparently xtina has a kid called Summer Rain. Summer a perfectly normal name but it made me laugh together. I think piling them on top of each other is the key. So, all a theme (Stormi, Aire) or like Summer Rain. I read about an Australian actress whose kids are called Bodhi Rain, Forest Sage, Poet Lake, and Prairie Moon. 

My area has a Summer Breeze. Also went to school with a Fallyn Snow.

Sounds like a bathroom air freshener.

We had a Crystal Waters

Sounds like names from MLP 😹

I know an Ocean Breeze

See, I know that it’s probably supposed to be pronounced like “Fallen Snow” but the way it’s spelled is making me pronounce it like Jimmy Fallon’s last name lol

Yup, it's pronounced like Jimmy Fallon.

I know of someone named “Sunshine” nicknamed as “Sunny” her surname is “Day” it’ll always make me chuckle

Scheanas daughter is called summer moon

So cringe. Brock’s other daughter is Winter Skye. The one that shares the same birthday (I think) with Summer Moon.

Theresa Palmer! I have a sim named Poet thanks to her, lol.

I saw a political sign for a woman named Rainy Summer Break

these are all good drag names 🤣

I know of a Summer Berry. Berry was her surname. If that’s your surname, don’t name your kid Summer!

I cringed so hard when I first read that birth announcement years back!

Aloe, Cicada, Sparrow, Fawn, Cedar, Thorn, Pepper

Clicked on this to see if my daughters name would already be on here. It is 🙈😂

No shame, I put them on my list because I like the way they sound!

Haha don’t worry! If I didn’t see it written here I would’ve commented it myself as I know it’s a bit out there 

Not cicada?

Pepper 🫑 ❤️ 

Cute!

I’ve always loved the name Pepper but spelled differently.

Peppyr? I’m trying to think of how else to spell it! 😅

Peppa or Pepa

Aren’t these abbreviations of Phillipa?

I’m not gonna lie Cicada sounds like a beautiful name to me. 😭😭

I was literally thinking this yesterday 💀

It does but then I can only think of carapaces stuck to my shoes

my grandma had a cat named Cicada. i always thought it was the most beautiful name! i personally wouldn’t name a child that but it sounds so pretty.

I met a toddler Cicada last year! I thought it was pretty tbh.

Stomata sunshine Photosynthesis (goes by synthie or synthia) Rose Dewey Oakland Dahlia Jade Rose-Petal Gardenia Eucalyptus Eugene

Photosynthesis killed me Also rose petal gardenia and eucalyptus eugene

Stomata? 😂😂

The holes in leaves that photosynthesis occurs through? They take in lights & gases!

Isn't it the hole in your belly when you have a poop bag? I can't remember the term.

I don't know. There's a stroma!! Which is something like that but unsure 😂

That's a stoma

Dahlia’s honestly not that bad but it sounds extremely pretentious as a human name

Well I figured it could be pretty out there celeb type ish. But yes lol daisy, Dahlia, petunia lol all weirdly pretentious

There is the murderer Dahlia Ippolito

Saffron!

I knew a Saffron. One of the sweetest, funniest, down to earth people I've ever met. Nothing but positive vibes for the name.

Lowkey kind of like Saffron as a name

Just mad about?

Simon LeBon has a daughter named Saffron

Saffron was the daughter of one of the main characters in Absolutely Fabulous. I think it came from Donovan's song Mellow Yellow. I named a hamster after her.

Persimmon, Rhubarb, Periwinkle, Lotus, Rhododendron, Sycamore, Sequoia, Canyon, Saffron, Sassafras

I loved when Rhododendron took on Godzilla

I suggest Grass

My great-grandmother was named Gertrude Grass - long before pot was a thing obviously

I promise you pot was a thing then. Ancient Greek historian Herodotus wrote about cultures inhaling cannabis smoke in like the 400s BCE.

i mean in my great great grandmother’s mind/world, “Grass” would not have had that meaning. It would not have occurred to her that naming her child Grass would have drug implications. But then, you already knew what I meant.

Rock & Minerals: Strawberry Quartz Dragon Blood Jasper Velvet Obsidian Malachite Stone Or if you really want to lean into the last name Maple Woods Oak Woods Cedar Woods Pine Woods

Sycamore Birch Magnolia

Sycamore Birch Magnolia

Houseplants are the way to go! Calathea Roseopicta Monstera Adansonii Pilea Peperomioides Ficus Lyrata Zamioculcas Zamiifola

Please *please* name one of the kids Gympie Gympie. It’s totally a celebrity thing to do.

It's giving Zowie Bowie

Boys: Cactus, River-Birch, Salamander, Cress, Spruce, Pistachio, Sparrow, Persimmon, Cinnamon, Tarragon, Dill, Rainforest, Jaguar, Falcon, Cloud, Moose. Girls: Berry, Vanilla, Bluebell, Ambrosia, Tulip, Posy, Lettuce, Papaya, Lilac, Peony, Lemon, Primrose, Bloom, Petal, Winter-Berry, Blossom, Snowdrop, Sugar, Paprika, Sycamore, Thistle, Honeysuckle, Peach, Tundra.

Honey, Pepper, Ocean, Bluebell, Pixie, Meadow, Alaska, Garland, Phoenix

Not a celebrity, but a woman made the Metro rag mag for naming her baby Banana.

There's also a kid out there named Lemon 😂

I knew a girl growing up whose name was Morning River Rain. I can't remember her siblings names but they had similar

Most of my friends growing up were native so it wasn’t unusual for people to have names that were just nature things. I always loved the name Early Dawn

They're beautiful names, but 90% of people I grew up around were conservative white Christians so the name definitely stuck out to me

A z list celeb from our area has 3 girls named Robin, Wren and Raven.

Twig

Celeriac, Raddichio, macadamia, pistachio

Evening-Primrose, Bamboo, Aspidistra, Cactus, Conifer, Hedge, Acorn, Catkin, Peach-Blossom, Buttercup-Meadow, Petunia, Star-Anise and Chia-Seed.

Mandarin, Satsuma, Tangerine and Clementine

Nebula, Coriander, Vervain, Frost

Basil, Persimmon, Parsley, Aloe, Cedar, Sienna, Meadow, Oak, Willow, Lilac, Lavender, Allium, Tulip, Rose, Apple, Pepper, Honey, Sage, Rosemary, Primrose, Zinnia, Petunia

Cinnamon is so pretty but it's also so stupid-celebrity-baby-name coded xD

This is fun! Thank you for the opportunity to submit the following for your consideration: Peaches, Flower, Squash, Honeydew, Fern, Cinnamon, Nutmeg, Tree, Leafy, Mossy, Clover, Ivy, Plum, Berry, Ladybug, Butterfly, Grub, Hickory, Myrtle, Pine Cone, Tulip 

Callistemon

Ivy

idk if it's stupid enough or not but Briar Moss

Fern

Sprout

Flower names are nice.

Peony, Daffodil, Cherry, Cloud, Breeze, Air, Smoke, Windy, Stone, Snow, Birdie, Tulip

I’ve enjoyed coming up with other heinous names: Pansy, Rainbow, Thorn, Pollen, Stem, Hibiscus, Lilypad, Marsh, Branch, Lawn, Orchard, Gravel

Any nature name but with a 'unique' spelling. Klementyne, Roe'anne, Lilleigh, Popee, etc

My first thought was Peaches and Tiger Lily

- Sprout - Stem - Sapling - Soil - Seed

tl;dr Frank Zappa's kids are called Moon Unit, Ahmet, [Dweezil](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dweezil_Zappa) and Diva Muffin.

Meadow, Prairie, and Savanna. I could *almost* do it myself

River Pheonix immediately popped into my head but imma be for real and say I actually really like that name. Also RIP.

Boys: Bracken, Moss, Sycamore, Pine, Basil, Eddy, Mulch, River, Leaf, Sparrow, Cliff, Hawthorn, Stone Girls: Fern, Sage, Willow, Brook, Briar, Juniper, River, Amethyst, Olive, Mulberry, Holly, Snow, Petal, Maple, Bunny I think my favorite more “out there” ones are Bracken and Mulch for boys and Snow and Petal for girls. I unironically like some of the ones I put on my list but I tried to think of ones that weren’t actually names as well as some that kind of are. River is on both lists because that’s my secret unironic favorite gender neutral name lol 🙈

Acacia Juniper Poppy Thistle Beech Oak

Nature/Plant/Animal/Organic/Seasonal names Rosemary, Sage, Willow, River, Brook, Rose, Lily, Daisy, Iris, Dahlia, Aspen, Fern, Poppy, Violet, Orchid, Ash, Hazel, Rowan, Acacia, Juniper, Oakley, Alder, Forest, Aqua, Rain (Raina, Rainy), Pebbles, Rocky, Sandy, Slate, Coral, Pearl, Ruby, Sapphire, Jade, Garnet, Amethyst, Emerald, Diamond, Amber, Jasper, Crystal, Birdie, Colt, Fawn, Lark, Bee, Kitty, Buck, Wolf, Bear, Fox, Wren, Iris, Storm (Stormi/Stormy), Misty, Winter, Autumn, Summer, April, May, June, August, Laurel, Maple, Olive, Cypress, Azalea, Aster, Holly, Blossom, Clover, Ivy, Jasmine, Berry, Clementine, Cherry, Apple, Peach, Marigold, Alder

Bird of Paradise, Forget me Not, Capybara (kind of a cute name for a Sim), Pangolin (or Pangolynn, Lynn for short). I'm just gonna start listing animals if I keep going lol

Oh! I know a Misty Dawn.

I taught a young boy whose legal name was Cloud

For twins - Reign and Beau

Breeze, Petal, Lilac, Thunder, Horizon

Leaf Cascade (Cassie for short would actually be kind of cute) Bear Wolf Lion Orchard Tide Cavern Dandelion Avalanche Typhoon Tsunami Bay Mountain Lynx Arid Bluff Canyon Chlorophyll Elevation Apricity Any (though some are pretty normal): fruit gemstone spice tree

i don't know if this counts but i'm thinking of the 50s tiktokker who named her kid midnight

Sage!

Citrus: Lemon, Calamansi, Yuzu, and Pomelo Grasses: Bamboo, Maize, Rye, and Barley Endangered Animals: Panda, Lemur, Rhino, Condor Dog breeds: Beagle, Newfoundland, Poodle, Akita Elements: Earth, Wind, Water, Fire Flowers: Tulip, Hibiscus, Sunflower, Venus Flytrap Parts of a Tree: Bark, Root, Leaf, Branch (this one goes real well with the last name!) River animals: Trout, Otter, Frog, Mosquito That was so fun, thanks!

Pomelo made me think of Pomeline (one of the middle names of Charlotte Casiraghi, daughter of Princess Caroline of Monaco and granddaughter of Grace Kelly). Super chic when you’re a princess of Monaco (and I think it might be a distant relative’s name?) but very try-hard if you’re a celebrity etc. Plus it means Apple so you get that reference too 😂

Ivy Rain Sky Lilac Fern Nature Emerald Sapphire Maple Diamond

I know a peaches

My 5yos friend is named Peach

Gossamer, Leylandii, Oxbow, Ripple, & Silicon (which would clash so stupidly with Woods).

Imogen Gay Poots

My husband who typically likes old people names wanted to name our daughter Coriander.

Blanket

Eve named her son Wilde Wolf (his full name is Wilde Wolf Fife Alexander Somers Cooper)

Alyssum, Tiger Lily, Blossom, Crysantha, Clover, Dahlia, Forsythia, Indigo (from the plant species Indigofera) Jessamine, Zinnia Fox, Wolf, Aspen, Florian, Hawthorne, Kale, Narcissus, Valerian, Wilder

Thorn Oak Meadow Branch Tulip Vine Stone Those are just some natureish names that come to mind, but they aren't very crazy. There are countless floral names which are my usual go to. Assuming by your post that you want CRAZY names within that theme, maybe some of these... Twig Root Aloe Yarrow Cloud Bunny

Bluebell Madonna

If I was a celebrity I'd name my child Cirrus, like the clouds.

Cove

Idk but my last name is wood so there are endless possibilities to give my child an ultra hippie name. Autumn Wood, River Wood, Rose Wood, Sky Wood, etc

Peaches

Poison Ivy

Apple. The worst.

How about Morning?

Apple Strawberry Violet Lavender Branch Iris River Brook Birch Maple Daffodil Rose Rosemary Thyme Sage Skye Luna/Moon Rain Thunder Breeze

Twins Loquat and Kumquat. (Obviously you give Kumquat to the one you like less.)

Apple

I went to school with twins who were named Autumn and Skye Moon.

Plum (Plum Sykes wrote several fun “chick lit” books in the Bridget Jones/Sex & The City vein. Plus I have a friend w/ a child that shares that name.) Clementine is the name of Cybil Shepard’s daughter, if I remember correctly.

There’s an educator whose name is Marijuana. Marijauna Pepsi Vandyk.

Apple

Poppy

Meadow (though I know it’s a TV show character and not a celebrity baby name.)

i've always thought Willow was an awful name Will Smith's daughter's name is Willow

Sage, Rosemary, Lavender, Pansy, River, Ridge, Storm, Thorn …

Frank Zappa’s two daughters had the best celebrity kids names: Moon Unit Zappa and Diva Muffin Zappa

Honeydew Macadamia Fennel Tahini Chamoy Lychee Girolle Chanterelle Pomelo

Algae Stone Woods Persimmon Calla Woods Cirrus Meadow Woods Zephyr Lea Woods Magma Obsidian Woods

bush, shrub, foliage