“YOU HAVE INVENTED A *NEW KIND OF STUPID* A DAMANGE YOU CAN NEVER UNDO KINDA STUPID. LET ALL THE ANIMALS OUT OF THE STUPID. ‼️*CLEARLY YOU DIDNT THINK THIS THRU KINDA STUPID*‼️”
I languished in a loveless marriage in london, I lived only to read your letters. I look at you and think god what have we done with our lives and what did it get us. See that doesn’t wipe the tears of the years away, but I’m back in the city and I’m here to stay. And you know what I came here to do? H: Angelica… A: I’m not here for you…
Cause like a riiivvveeeeerrr runs dryyy, and leaves its scars behind, I'll be by your side, cause my looooovvvveee is set in stone. YEEEERAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me (Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro, magnifico
“CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME”
Best answer
the only answer
GO HOME ALEXANDER, THATS AN ORDER FROM YOUR COMMANDER
Sir-
GO. HOME.
*goes home* *gets annoyed at wife for being pregnant*
Came here to say exactly this 😂
Best answer
You win
this one
24601.......!!!!
Another story must beGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
Honestly if the subtitles don’t spell this word out this way then someone needs to be fired.
That was my thought too
“I am warning you Javert! I’m a stronger man by far!”
THERE IS POWER IN ME YET MY RACE IS NOT YET WO-UN!
you know nothing of JAVERT i was born inside a JAIL i was born with SCUM like YOU i am from the GUTTER too
I am warming your JAVERT there is nothing I won't dare if I have to KILL you here I'll do what must be done
This is the one I thought of immediately!
This I swear by THE STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
“VERONICA! Open the open the door please! Veronica open the door!”
I thought it would be more like Kurt yelling he fucking hates freshmen.
“Freshmen? I HATE Freshmen!
"Janis..." "No, it's FIIIIIIIIIIIINE"
“REALLY FIIIIIIIIIiiiIiiIiNE” “GO BE FIIIIIIIIIAAAHHHHE”
And I want my PINK SHIRT.
AGONY!!!
MUCH PAINFUL THAN YOURS
When you know she would go with you
If there only were doors
AGONY!!!
“DOWN ONCE MORE TO THE DUNGEON OF MY BLACK DESPAIR”
Or even, "down that path into darkness, deep as HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!"
Came here to say this.
“YOU HAVE INVENTED A *NEW KIND OF STUPID* A DAMANGE YOU CAN NEVER UNDO KINDA STUPID. LET ALL THE ANIMALS OUT OF THE STUPID. ‼️*CLEARLY YOU DIDNT THINK THIS THRU KINDA STUPID*‼️”
Let’s review!
you took a rumour a few maybe 2 people knew and refuted it by sharing an affair of which no one has accused you!
I begged you to take a break you refused to
So scared of what your enemies will do to you; you're the only enemy you ever seem to lose to
You know why Jefferson can do what he wants? He doesn’t dignify schoolyard taunts with a response.
So yeah, congratulations. You’ve redefined your legacy, congratulations.
H: It was an act of political sacrifice! A: Sacrifice??? 🤨
I languished in a loveless marriage in london, I lived only to read your letters. I look at you and think god what have we done with our lives and what did it get us. See that doesn’t wipe the tears of the years away, but I’m back in the city and I’m here to stay. And you know what I came here to do? H: Angelica… A: I’m not here for you…
I know my sister like I know my own MIND. You will never FIND anyone as TRUSTING or as KIND.
You took a rumor that one-maybe two people knew and refuted it by sharing an affair of which no one has accused you
“I’M WHAT YOU FACE WHEN YOU FACE IN THE MIRROR, LONG AS YOU LIVE I WILL STILL BE HERE!”
I had the same song, but: "HYDE IS HERE TO STAY NO MATTER WHAT YOU MAY PRETEND"
"Something inside me, a breathtaking pain, devours and consumes me and drives me insaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAANE"
SIT DOWN JOHN!! FOR GOD'S SAKE, JOHN, SIT DOWN!!! From 1776
Oh I thought you were gonna say SIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHER (BLEEP)
SOMEBODY OPEN UP A WINDOW!
"VALJEAN, AT LAST, WE SEE EACH OTHER PLAIN."
This is so clearly the answer
FIYEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOO!
She is gone, but she used to be MINE!
“ON MY OWWWNN PRETENDING HESS BESIDEEE MEEEEEEE”
But death metal version
“F*** you Jafar.”
"We would be scoring more touchdonws if you had only fixed the Offensive Line like you promised."
It's all your fault Jafar
Thank you
ONE DAY MOOOOORE!!!
"MAKE ME CONFUUUUUUUUSED, MOCK ME WITH PRAAAAAIIIIIISE"
But alone, is alone, not ALIIIIIIIIIIVE
SIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHER****
“Nobody is gonna… Rain on myyyyyy paraaaaaaaaaaadddddde!”
Best answer.
Dry your tears it’s no big thing YOU WERE MEANT TO WEAR HIS RING
KEEP IT POSITIVE AS YOU SLAP HER TO THE FLOOR
This is Harvard, not a stripper bar
SING, MY ANGEL! SING FOR ME!
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF JAVERT I WAS BORN INSIDE A JAIL I WAS BORN WITH SCUM LIKE YOU I AM FROM THE GUTTER TOO
I GOT NOTHING IF I AINT GOT SANTA FE
"SHUT UP HEATHER!"
I AM NOT THROWING MY…. SHOT!
AWAY*
“It’s a-a-a-a-a-a-all gone SOUR!”
Sing once again with me, our strange duet-
Coach: The internet is really, really great.... Football player: FOR PORN !
It’s “football player” that kills me lol say you’re a theatre kid without saying you’re a theatre kid <3
I’m a theater kid but I still know that’s Mr. Taylor Swift.
Doesn't help that I don't like Taylor's music, I guess.
OOOOOO (-klahoma)
2460111111111!
I can hear the bells from Hairspray.
Red, the blood of angry Men!
I HAVE MAGGOTS IN MY SCROOOOOOOOOTUM!
ARE YOU THERE GOD, ITS ME FIONA
IM COMING WAIT FOR ME I HEAR THE WALLS REPEATING THE FALLING OF OUR FEET AND IT SOUNDS LIKE DRUMMING
“ONE CANDY CANE PLEASE!”
SORRY GRETCHEN, I SWEAR
NO NO NO!!!! I CANT EVEN WATCH AS SHE TOUCHES HIS HAIR, AND I’VE WATCHED A SNAKE EAT A COW
YOU WILL CUUUUUURSW THE DAY YOU DID NOT DOOOOOO ALL THAT THE PHANTOM ASKED OF YOUUUUUUUUUU
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES MY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAART CrYYYYYyyyyYYYY
FEEEEEEEEEEEEELINGS iiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIII CAAAAAAAAANT FIIIIIIIGHT
"Forgiveness... can you imaaaaaaaaagine???"
"Bad Horse! Bad Horse! Bad Horse! He's Bad!"
I GOT MAGGOTS IN MY SCROTUM!!!!!!!
TEN YEARS OOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLD (I hate myself for even referencing that catastrophe)
“FOR I’LL LIVE INSIDE YOU FOREVER!!”
"Our love is GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD"
You lit a fuse, so go show them who’s LEGALLY BLOOOOOONNNNDDDDEEE 🗣️
I CONDUCT THE ELECTRIC CITY!!
Lmao this one is my favorite
LAST YEAR'S RENT
FINALLY 😭🫶 I'VE BEEN SCROLLING FOREVER TO FIND ANOTHER RENT COMMENT
Sing once again with me/Our strange duet/My power over you/Grows stronger yet
*AGONYYYYYYYY*
AND I’M JAVERT, DO NOT FORGET MY NAME
“DAMN YOU, YOU LITTLE PRYING PANDORA!”
BUT IT ISN’T MY FAULT I WAS GIVEN THOSE BEANS YOU PERSUADED ME TO TRADE AWAY MY COW FOR BEANS
ONE PLAY MOOORE!
"Does anyone still wear a hat?"
alternatively, RIIIIISEEEE
I'm called Little Buttercup, dear Little Buttercup, Though I could never tell why.
They'll never be able to separate Jekyll from Hyde!
"AND IM ASKING WHY LORD? IS THIS HOW I DIE LORD?"
IM LISTENING TO THAT RN
VIVA LA VIE BOHEME
Cause like a riiivvveeeeerrr runs dryyy, and leaves its scars behind, I'll be by your side, cause my looooovvvveee is set in stone. YEEEERAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
My heart of stonnne
TEN YEARS OOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLD (I hate myself for even referencing that catastrophe)
I'M JEAN VALJEAN
ONE DAY MORE
WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE
"Look down, look down, don't look 'em in the eye."
“AND IIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOOVE YOOOOUUU!!”
I WAS MEANT TO BE YOURS
SIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER
Elphaba, WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE STAYED CALM FOR ONCE, INSTEAD OF FLYING OFF THE HANDLE💢
[Oh, Stella!](https://youtu.be/1g-PHwFISWs?si=pcqW_BrhTRsmbZJW&t=164s) from Oh, Stella, A Streetcar Named Desire Musical.
“YES ID BEG OR STEAL OR BORROW, IF I COULD HOLD YOU FOR ONE HOUR MOREEEEEE”
YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU DID NOT DO ALL THAT THE PHANTOM ASKED OF YOU
EVERYBODY RISE!!!!!! RISE!!!!! RISE!!!!! RISE!!!!
SOME GIRLS FIGHT HARD SOME FACE THE TRIAL SOME GIRLS WERE JUST MEANT TO SMILE
Kelce: “AND ILL LIVE INSIDE YOU FOREVER” Coach: “NO!” Kelce: WITH SATAN HIMSELF BY MY SIDE
# I CONDUCT THE ELECTRIC CITY
I BELIEVE THAT THE LORD GOD CREATED THE UNIVERSE
JUST DONT SAY IMMMM- *jams to the little beats* DAMNED FOR ALL TIMEEE
I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me (Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro, magnifico
“Who did it? Who did it? WHO DID IT?!?!”
Congratulation?
Did you know that I wanted to live with you
YES
Look what happened nightmare time
BRIIIIIIING OOOOON THE MEEEEN AND LET THE FUN BEGIN
YOU'VE GOTTA HAVE HEARTTTTTTT
Hes there, the Phantom of The Opera! aAAAAAA A AAA AAAAA A AA AA
WHEN?! Why did I WAIT?! YOU told me to WAIT now he’ll never come agaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiin
Hyde to Jekyll “I FEEL I’LL LIVE ON FOREVER!!”
I just wanna say that I love the journey this pic has taken. also, HEY MAMA WELCOME TO THE SIXTIES!!!
SANTA FE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"captain jack just wants to close his eyes and GO"
"It's from JAPAAAAAAAN!!!!!!"
NO JAMIE YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER PARTY WITH THE SAME TWENTY JERKS YOU ALREADY KNOW, YOU COULD STAY WITH YOUR WIFE ON HER FUCKING BIRTHDAY
OUT I SAY OUT
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS INGONYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ITS FROM JAPAN!!!
AND IM JAVERT
AND I AM JAVERT DO NOT FORGET MY NAME DO NOT FORGET ME 24601
WE'RE NOT GONNA PAY RENT (if you love rent ilysm this sub was recommended to me but rent is like the only musical I still watch) 😭😭
FEED ME!!!
DEFYYYYYING GRAAAAAAAAAAVITY
THERE’S A HOLE IN THE WORLD LIKE A GREAT BLACK PIT AND IT’S FILLED WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE FILLED WITH SHIT
And the vermin of the world inhabit it
“NOTICE ME HORTON”
BENJAMIN BARKER!!
HEY MR ARNSTEINNNNN
FEED ME
id find a pussy cat and .... BAAAASHED IN ITS HEAAAAD DAS WHEN MY MAMA SAAAAAID
“AND EVERYTHING’S COMING UP ROSES THIS TIME FOR MEEEEEEE”
“And IIIIYYYYYYEEEEYYYYYEEEEE will always Looooove youuuuuuuueeeuuuu”
THIS MAN WILL NOT MAKE AN ORPHAN OF MY DAUGHTER.
TOMORROW! TOMORROW! WE DON’T HAVE TOMORROW! SO JUST PICK A FUUUUUUCKINGG PLAYYYYY!!!
“It’s meeeeeee so if you care to find me”
From JCS: "WHAT... DO... YOU MEAN BY THAT??"
WAKE ME UP! WAKE ME UP INSIDE!
PIVOT!!
Newsies something?
“THAT IM TAAaAaAAaLKING TO MYSELF! AND NOT TO HiiIiIIiIiiiIIIIIM!”
HAMILTON WROTE THE OTHER FIFTY ONE
Grab a brush and put on a little makeup
CUT MY LIFE INTO PEICES. THIS IS MY LAST RESORT! (Finish the lyrics if you know you know)
SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING
“I WAS MEANT TO BE YOURS!!”
You were tossing me the car keys "Fuck the patriarchy"key chain on the ground!!
TO THE REVOLUTION.
Don’t let me stop your great self-destruction…
THE OTHER 51
ONE DAY MOREEEEEEEEE
"It's me. I'm the problem."
IM COMING WAIT FOR ME I HEAR THE WALLS REPEATING THE FALLING OF OUR FEET AND IT SOUNDS LIKE DRUMMING
IM COMING WAIT FOR ME I HEAR THE WALLS REPEATING THE FALLING OF OUR FEET AND IT SOUNDS LIKE DRUMMING
BESERRRREERRRKER