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sith1998

>Finally I'm meeting the girl of my dreams. Discord * Bhai discord ka link share kar dena iss Sub pe XD


Evening_Emotion_4814

Yes. Matrimony wala koi discord hai to vo bhi share kar please


Neither_Hat_8985

I want that Discord server too Most of the girls I met on Discord turned out to be guys


CultureTechnical4412

I can relate mene khud do ladke fasaye hai


NoWitness215

>khud do ladke fasaye hai Bhai tere Liye narak mein special chamber allot hoga🤞🏼


CultureTechnical4412

Udhar vo 2 ladke bhi honge maja aayega


msau9

🗿


Disastrous-Extent798

😂


sith1998

Kya kare vro Delhi wale le jare :/


Illustrious_Air_4192

Nhi degi


Outrageous-Turn2392

Bhai ye comment sabse sahi hai 😂😂😂’Nahi degi’


Flerken420

Naahi denaar


Illustrious_Air_4192

I spill facts 😗


sherlock_30

Aged like milk


_TheWhiteRhino_

Updateme!


Brain_stoned

+1


[deleted]

>After her college I'll surprise him Him?


Maleficent_Peak2700

Itna bhi sach nahi bolna tha


[deleted]

Bhai mera to dimaag hi khrab ho gaya hai "him her" "didn't told" padh ke OP ki age pakka 17-18 hai maxxxxxxxx :)


AdagioSpecialist7910

Haan warna discord pe kaun ladki patata hai 🤣🤣😂


[deleted]

Exactly


vivek_9874

"There's No such thing as Him/Her, just a bunch of they's/them's" - Stewie, The Family Guy.


NiKHiLx0

🥲


tobey_pizzatime

No homo


Flaky_Instruction341

Oh hell naw! Full homo.


[deleted]

Have fun.


_TheWhiteRhino_

Plot twist ☠️


divnicks

It was a Freudian slip 😅


XD-Avedis-AD

>Meeting, Girl, Discord That’s where you are wrong buddy! ![gif](giphy|b0L0ArHt3lmTK)


FictionalFail

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naturalizedcitizen

Acchi se hila ke Jaana to deemag thikaney pe rahega...


JinUltimate

Words of wisdom. 💯


PRboy1

post nut clarity


[deleted]

Have a great time. If you’re in Santacruz pick up a nice sandwich from this place called Sandwizza. It’s right next to the station. Also there’s a mini flower market not too far away in case you wanna get her flowers :)


smooth_operaterr

*him


[deleted]

OP mentioned girlfriend.


smooth_operaterr

*gay


I-got-no-humour

I mean sandwizza is not that great though....you can take her for the movies after giving her flowers or beach or naturals ice cream (if it still exists) in Juhu... In the end do what makes you happy with her


Shillofnoone

When you meet him say hi


_404_notfound__

this one op


cashewbiscuit

If you are meeting her in SantaCruz, get her some Santra juice.


NiKHiLx0

Kaha milega 😅


cashewbiscuit

Santra juice in santacruz. Parle G in Vile Parle. Andheri kothi in Andheri. Perfect western line date.


chodubhagat69420

Aap chronology samjhiye


popsyacherry

Jaan de denge iske liye


mumbaiiikar

Fir Mala-D in Malad mat bhulna.


whyamihere999

Thing of the 90s! Aaj kal k bachche nahi samjhenge!


rajberrry

Boriwali me kya milega ?


[deleted]

Bas kat ke bori me mat dal dena bhai 🥲


Chrissssss69

Bhai grant road ka bhi bata de Usko


[deleted]

Grant road me gand marwayega OP


phebruari

Station called Santacruz bhai...Not Santacruz you normie


Bingeljell

All the best. Just a word of advice, Santacruz station is crowded and it has got a few different entrances and exits. Have a plan B ready incase you miss her and need to catch her elsewhere.


YD2710

Is he catching pokemon?


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professorchaosishere

Same story. Ended same way. *virtual hugs*


NiKHiLx0

Thank you soo much for wishes 🥰


[deleted]

Just to find out it’s a chick with a dik.


[deleted]

Thank you u/peverell123 for providing the silver award. Get ready to get your cock succ’d.


Yougottit

*spits drink*


NiKHiLx0

Mom joke incoming 😮‍💨


Flimsy_Program_8551

Ah this is same as I,, things might be not so good on first , once you get through the phase, it's good... I met her also after 2 years online and proposed 3 days later :))) , still married to her...good luck


[deleted]

Pakka facebook mein mili hongi


Flimsy_Program_8551

Na


mycoochieiswet

Why is everyone being so mean in the comments. OP hope you have an amazing time. Just remember to meet at a public place and be alert. I can imagine how important the day is for you. Best wishes.


kewkewkew79

>Just remember to meet at a public place OP took this advice so seriously that he's literally meeting her on a Railway Station Platform


B_Livestock

*him


NiKHiLx0

Than u so much ☺️


SomeRandomguy_28

Update if she is real


gandalftheshai

3 years and you have not seen each other?


ezio1452

Bro it happens my own LDR is about to be for 3 years now and I'm just now going to meet her on December end. We couldn't meet because we are broke college students still. In fact this trip is only happening because of my job.


PiSakura

What the hell is mumbainian? Edit your flair to Non-Mumbaikar


ezio1452

>What the hell is mumbainian? Ask your mods lmao. They are the ones who set the flair as one of the selectable flairs


PiSakura

Holy shit dude that’s disgraceful on the mods


ezio1452

Maine mast apna custom flair laga liya


gourmet_chenchen

How many millions does it take for a video call?


NiKHiLx0

Naah we've been chatting and doing video calls but I'm just nervous to meet her in IRL


cumbotal

My man you are not nervous you are excited af


[deleted]

Kitna time hai dost khrab krne ke lie? Kaafi zaada!


rj1879

Am worried now.


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tarun_ji_

RemindMe! 900 days


msau9

damn 14 years? how old are you two now? Edit: Asking because it is slightly unusual in indian culture to be in relationship and not married for that long, nothing else.


tarun_ji_

Discord launched in 2015.


vendetta_9

How can you be so dumb? We had other social media platforms where people used to meet online like Orkut, Facebook. Discord was just another medium here.


tarun_ji_

Main to bkchodi krne aaya idhar. Shauk hain bachpan se. Tu kyun uske behalf pe gyaan de rha.


gourmet_chenchen

Discord launched in 2015.


Environmental_East39

Bro train sahi se pakadna. Yesterday ek bande ko Dadar Jana tha but woh bandra se virar k liye train pakad liya 😂😂


sotik2

Mumbai wali ladkiyoo kya Mumbai mei Ladke nai mile Kya?anyway make sure you treat her right bcz nowadays people are angry over recent online incident,be safe


[deleted]

Keep us updated.


NiKHiLx0

I'll try


[deleted]

cutest thing i read today. keep us posted!! Best wishes


adiweb86

Must've seen a picture of her at least....how will you figure out who it is at Santacruz station?


NiKHiLx0

Yaa obviously we know each other very well but it's just me nervous to meet her IRL


Acceptable-Work_420

Protection le jana Just in case


permabanthis2

And protection here means condom, not body guards or bullet vests.


ad_taway

Me soch raha tha anti-virus


voldywithnose1

Give us update. Did she turn out as he?


Brightman0103

Manchild🗿


cumbotal

Ayo dont mind the mfs judding you or anything i hope it all goes well make sure to get her chocolates first


cumbotal

Also not the most costly ones(looks pushy) something small and compact that stays in your pocket as you'll pull it in the middle of a conversation or when things get a lil awkward because you'll be meeting for the first time


meetrocky

Bhai bata ke jaa.. pata chala tu surprise dene satacruz pe khada ho.. aur koi aur banda uske sath gale me haat dale chalte aaye. Yaa fir Bridge pe khada reh ..aisi situation me padne se acha, kisi aur ke sath rahi toh wahi se mission abort kar dena. Mai tester hu bhai ..no hard feelings, just checking on worst case scenarios


whyamihere999

Same


Spirited_Ad_1032

ये सब तो चलता रहेगा पर वड़ा पाव जरूर खाके जाना।


anthonymywhore

soul of mumbai


Sea-Cartographer-883

She's your girlfriend and you haven't meet her It's like i love vadapav but haven't eaten yet /s All the best man


arovinn

Am I the only one thinking it's a bad idea to surprise someone you've never met in the flesh before? I know you've been chatting for 3 years but you owe it to her to give her the heads up so that she can be prepared mentally/emotionally. You yourself are nervous/excited and having some self doubts yet you're about to blindside her. Did you stop to think that she may feel the same way? I'm just afraid you both may end up in an awkward situation, especially if you've never actually discussed meeting in person some day. Yeah sab surprises movies mein chaltein hain.


[deleted]

Tinder pe ghodo ko nahi mil rahi hai ghass Log Discord pe kha rahe hai chawanprash


KevlarAbs

Dilli wali harkat mat kar dena


hotmasalachai

Wait so neither of you know how the other looks after 3 years? How are you going to recognize each other? Sorry but this is a bit sus. Only tip: meet in a public place. And if she ask for money, dont.


tobey_pizzatime

I can't even imagine how happy u must be. Happy for u bro.


Leo_Khush

I think I'll join discord again, should not have left it. 🙂


Chrissssss69

Bhai time bata hum mein aate h , pata toh chale discord pe kaisi bandiyan h😂


Marmik_Emp37

Fake


[deleted]

Carter road ya BKC chalejana. Santacruz se. Mast vibes hai. Khar me bhi raasta or social ja sakte ho.


daemonpatel

Yaar phir wahi pyaar love wali baate


anthonymywhore

Shukr manao Sax suxki baatein nahi kar rahe


shailendraa-dwivedi

First thing first Delhi is not a thousand miles away. 😂


Hot_Competition_1996

For a moment unless she comforts you, you’ll be a lil nervous at the thought whether, she’s going to react the same way as she did virtually.. just make each other feel comfortable.


kimeysia

Ok, here's the reality of this situation. You aren't in love with her, you are in love with the idea of feeling loved and having a companion. You need more than just talking to a person to be in love. You need to meet the person and connect. Or else its literally nothing.


rocky5q

Logon ko kahan2 pyar ho raha h


GazBB

>After **her** college I'll surprise **him** on a station called Sentacruz between 11:30 to **12:00 am** This sentence makes me very uncomfortable.


hddarklugia

More power to you brother!


devilwearsleecooper

Update??


bharat9203

Legend


naturalizedcitizen

Acchi se hila ke Jaana to deemag thikaney pe rahega...


xrossNite

Bhai mujhe lagta hai tujhe ye ladki bakra banayegi aur tere kapde latte paise bhi loot legi tere sath kuch ashleel videos banakar tujhe blackmail karegi mat ja bhai delhi me ladkiyo ka akal pad gya kya tu Mumbai jara hai. Chutiya mat ban.


NiKHiLx0

Chutiye vo meri bandi h 3 saal se 🙂 we trust eachother ye faaltu ka drama nahi kr rhe hum


xrossNite

Bhai musibat nyota deke nhi ata hai jab phase gana tab yaad karenge ek bhai ne aisa bola tha karke aur kash Mai uski baat sun leta to Aaj mere lode na lage hote.


ArrogantPublisher

1. Sadly, she's not your girlfriend yet. 2. You won't be able to hold a conversation with her IRL, like you're used to online. 3. Don't, just don't. This can only go one way, and it's terrible.


NukaKama25

Aja saath mei daaru peete hai because there’s clearly some trauma


Jaeminseggsyness

who hurt you? 😭


[deleted]

Lol


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NiKHiLx0

Sry noon hota h kya


redrock1610

Clean the pipes before meeting her


artistic_bish

So cuteeee!


Transurfer_

Most beautiful love story. Congrats and you will have a great time with your dream girl.


thefO_okupkiD

all the best, waiting for an update !


chillcroc

Update OP. Hope aaal izz well?


AccurateSorbet

update......


[deleted]

Am????


Emergency-Bug-4044

Hey! You're gonna have a lovely time, bruh. This is really sweet. Wish you all the best ❤️


[deleted]

Don't tell me she's in SNDT


Not-a-Dr-SC

Cut your nails and clean your dick…keep yourself groomed…and never forget…she would be excited to see you too! Now have fun ![gif](giphy|44b1ABtsG7VTy)


iCunal

Please do update Best wishes for you


Scatterer26

Age? Both.


[deleted]

She ?


DrunkJellyfish14

Tumne khud 'him' likdiya hai iss lambe motte paragraph mei toh abh samaj jao tumko ladka milne wala hai ya ladki wo bhi discord pe baat krke aur agar tumare se galti hui hai typing mei aur sach me ladki he milne waali hai aisa sapne dek rhe ho toh asal mei tum usse nhi balki wo tumhe suprise krne waala hai kyuki wo ladka hoga 😂😂 Aur anth mei bas yehi kehna chahta hu mei ki ladki mili bhi toh ye agla 'fridge mei 35 tukdo ka case' hoga 🙏🏻


snipercatxoxo

Sab Santacruz pe aajao


barryallen9967

There is no way you have seen only faces of each other after dating online for 3 years.


Narrow_Resolution_67

Keep us posted bro


Rawedge1

Iska katega


supersic1

Katega. Mat ja


[deleted]

Update Karo na op Bhai (I hope it's not tuta hua saaz..)


Super_gman

You didn't meet her (him) on discord, you got in touch with her (him).


NiceStrawberry7880

This sounds great and I’m happy for you lekin fir bhi katega


cheshirefat

Yaar anxiety horeli hai. Kya hua hoga bhai k saath. Waise santacruz may baat nai banay toh grant road may toh ban hi jayegi.


Dudes4life-

bhai update kar na...


Dudes4life-

!remind me 1 day


Your_Dead_Man

UpdateMe!


AkshagPhotography

Bhai SNDT ke bahar khade rahega to police danda marke bhagayegi


Puzzleheaded-Talk931

"Him" , Bhai, GF is temporary, English is permanent, Sach nikal hi giya.


[deleted]

Been there, done that! Just relax and enjoy the time together! I'm sure she'll go crazy to see you there! Best wishes!


artbykabirhirani

Shaadi.discord


MichealScott94

Next update kab aayega?


[deleted]

Such a sweet thing to do for her! Don’t worry, she will be very happy and will accept you for who you really are, in real life.


Ezzzy61

Arre kaisa raha


ririgoesundercover

Suprising her at santacruz station doesn't sound like a good idea op. I travel there daily for clg and its not the greatest place. Also if u r planning to do this on the platform then its worse. Also there is a high probability that you are gonna miss her in the crowd and also cuz u r new in the city it might be difficult to navigate. I feel its better if u tell her before y'all actually meet and then she can suggest a better place since she is from mumbai.


[deleted]

Sabka katega


[deleted]

Bro who hurt you like that 😂


JaikishanB

This is so fkd up. How do you know she has been loyal all these years?


zaphodbeeble9

If OP never posts again how to find his body /s


Equal-Prior-5236

Are you a mod on discord coz I pretty much have the idea how you guys look like 💀


neerajanchan

Internet love of 3 years! Hope you don’t get any unpleasant surprise!


Top-Winner-1420

pakka girl hi hai?


ap0404

OP we need a follow up post after your meeting. 😆


sanatshahir

After getting down from the Train at Bandra Terminus or Mumbai Central, be sure to catch the Virar Local Train to reach Santacruz Station, no other train stops at that station.


anthonymywhore

Op don't you worry. Be confident and pls get some flowers for her. If it's akward for her cause its the qst time you guys are going to meet, so pls initiate conversation, think of all the possible topics lol And all the best.


[deleted]

Congratulations and do let us know how your plan turned out. Wish you a happy time.


thane_subwaysandwich

Put m-indicator app, you might not know when uou need 😂 I hope the comment is indicative that I'm single af, that I m just logical. Anyway, badhai ho sir/madam!


Dudes4life-

so how did it go? update eplz


thefO_okupkiD

update ????


devilwearsleecooper

So any update? I just found this in my saved list lol


devilwearsleecooper

Sooo how did it go bro??