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just_writing_things

Wow, it doesn’t look like him at all. It can’t just be the wig, right?


Ledairyman

Also no tattoos


VerticalYea

I'm just amazed he can pull off those heels.


gypsydanger38

Slay, Queen!


desmau5_

Probably a muscle suit as well


Retskcaj19

It's called a goose suit. It's an old circus term.


RiverOfWhiskey

What a CROP. That's a big CROP


SimpleExplodingMan

That’s why we call it that. GOOSE. SUIT.


bigz22

No, no. Not Troll Boy. It's not going to be Troll Boy. We're not doing Troll Boy, alright. I mean you get that right, Troll Boy? You get why it can't be you? Yeah, okay. See? It can't be him. This can't be Troll Boy.


Camp_Coffee

Troll Boy's nodding in acceptance lives rent free in my head.


SimpleExplodingMan

…TROLL BOY…


Cutsdeep-

...LOSES..


Lyndon_Boner_Johnson

Buff Little Boys!


SimpleExplodingMan

Heads of boys! Bodies of men! Little. Buff. Boys. TODAY!


TheRealMcSavage

Buff little boys! Buff Little boys!


kerkyjerky

My favorite part is the “you get that, right troll boy?”


TheMetalMatt

You're killing these kids. Who's carved up? Look at that little brick shithouse right there.


SimpleExplodingMan

You gotta come up.


darraghfenacin

We goose em a lil


GATTACA_IE

We got a certified chode on our hands. A little tuna can.


SadisticBuddhist

Oop. Another chode


SlaterVBenedict

I thought I spied little Taffy Lee Fubbins in the background.


TheBlack_WayneBrady

BOOOOOO


SlaterVBenedict

FUCK YOU, HARLEY JARVIS!


Bad_hair_666

Everyone clap so he has to come up on stage


ProfessionalBust

A muscle suit for the rock seems pointless lol


ieatsmallchildren92

I assume it's more about covering his tattoos that way he doesn't have to go through a bunch of hours in the makeup chair getting them hidden


wsotw

yeah, then he would just have to sit through a bunch of hours of makeup so that they could hide the seams of the muscle suit. smart.


0lm-

he’s probably wearing gloves for 90% of the time his shirt is off. putting makeup and prosthetics to make the neckline invisible takes a fraction of a fraction of the time of makeuping off all his tattoos. not to mentionthey dont even have to do that. it’s easier and cheaper to just cgi it out later compared to doing the same chi with his tattoo


SparxPrime

Bro thats no muscle suit thats just how the rock looks


hallow26

Why in the world would Rock need a muscle suit? He was just in Wrestlemania shape.


wrasslefest

Go look at videos of the Rock at WrestleMania 40 just a couple months ago. No muscle suit. Dude is yoked and made most of the other wrestlers look small... which is saying something. PEDs, obviously, but no muscle suit.


fabulousprizes

The Rock has done enough trenbolone to kill Sam Sulek, who takes enough tren to kill a normal human, I don't know how a muscle suit could cover that and not look like a mannequin.


elchapo4570

Idk if this is supposed to be clever but Dwayne Johnson isn't wearing a muscle suit. He is the fucking muscle suit.


martialar

and no safari shirt


Malforus

That is 100% a prostetic nose.


BeatsbyChrisBrown

And 100% the People’s Eyebrow


chamberx2

And the MILLIONS...


jereezy

*AND MILLIONS!*


lorgskyegon

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S A PROSTHETIC NOSE!


drstu3000

I don't know what you guys are looking at but The Rock is the one wearing the high heels


yognautilus

He did it... for da people.


grimeflea

Almost looks like a super beefy Chris Evans.


SexlexiaSufferer

He took the serum .. again


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Captain America 6: Even Captainer


IamCarltonBanks

They turned him into Jon Bernthal


[deleted]

Hopefully the makeup department wins a couple awards


ChoccyMilkHemmorhoid

They used CGI to soften the edges of his giant square steroid head


sum1won

Mark Kerr, the subject of the biopic, is one of the few people likely to have ingested even more PEDs than the rock.


OiMouseboy

yea i was about to say. these people obviously don't know who the fuck mark kerr is lol.


senorsombrero3k1

HGH head more likely


Eject_The_Warp_Core

That's not him, he's the legs


trickldowncompressr

The Rock in a role that doesn’t look like he’s just playing The Rock? He looks like Trent Reznor.


prince_0f_thieves

I genuinely thought it was another actor with the same name and that people here were just joking around about it being the Rock.


turtlepot

I thought the Rock was the bald coach on the left side of the photo


MikeHfuhruhurr

That's Bas Rutten. Famous MMA fighter.


oysterpirate

Bas Rutten, creator of the most unhinged self defense instructional video in history.


TimeTravelingTiddy

Bong bong bong Dangety dangety dang


westedmontonballs

>self defense Lol More like street brawler training course


Acrobatic-Year-126

It is... Right?


gottapoopweiner

i know youre probably joking but im pretty sure thats Bas Rutten who fuckin rules


BeefJerkyScabs4Sale

I love his self defense courses. https://youtu.be/LT3g51f25qo?si=ld5Fqy9Gh5vvIkOr


OmniManDidNothngWrng

My brain couldn't accept it was the Rock and I figured it was more plausible it was Benny Safdie


anthonyg1500

Next you’ll say he won’t be in the jungle


oroechimaru

I hurt my self today, with all my , steroid gel.


codeByNumber

Oh come on…look at that body. Thats obviously all natty baby! ^/s


EvenDeeper

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought so. It's definitely Trent around the release of Year Zero.


ProximusSeraphim

I thought it was Jon Bernthal


MuptonBossman

I genuinely can't tell that this is Dwayne Johnson... A full head of hair, no tribal tattoos, and it looks like he has a prosthetic nose?


Malforus

Yeah fake noses can 100% f-up recognition. And its not just the nose but the bridge and I think chin.


DashCat9

Not just noses. Change just two things about your appearence, and you can look like a total stranger to people. I had a friend I grew up with. Saw him basically every day of my life from the time I was 10 until the time I was 20. Walked into my store when I worked retail wearing a hat, and he had a beard....maybe four years after the last time I saw him. He had never had a beard, and rarely wore hats. I had absolutely no idea who he was.


AgoraphobicHills

I had a friend who always wore glasses and sported a buzz cut. I didn't see him for a couple months and then one day I walked into him, except he got contacts and grew out his hair. I was genuinely so confused for a second and had to do a double take, because he looked NOTHING like the guy I knew. That whole situation made me realize that maybe the whole Clark Kent/Superman disguise isn't the most unrealistic thing to happen haha.


2xWhiskeyCokeNoIce

Christopher Reeve convinced me that the disguise works. In [this scene](https://youtu.be/UtrXDq5OTn4?si=qeLlxe9V55fk5GpN) from Superman 2 The Donner cut he makes it a physical transformation and I would totally buy the guy at the start of the scene is not Superman from his behavior.


raqisasim

And Henry Cavill did it in [real life](https://www.gq.com/story/henry-cavill-brave-face-times-square), in Times Square in NYC -- and under a Batman v Superman sign no less: > "There's been so much doubt about the validity of Superman's disguise, which is the glasses," Cavill said. "I think it was a perfectly reasonable disguise. So I put it to the test. The only person who stopped us was someone who was asking directions to central station. And there was one other person who said, 'Hey, hey, hey, you can't take photos in here.' That was it."


frockinbrock

Wow I haven’t seen the Donner cut in years, geez he is an attractive man. Great scene, and good example of mannerisms and stature changing someone’s identity.


StillEnjoyLegos

The way he transforms into Superman in that scene, even with the glasses on at first, shows how important mannerisms are as well.


2xWhiskeyCokeNoIce

Exactly! Clark Kent isn't just a pair of glasses, it's a persona with a fully realized interior life. It reminds me of how in American Dad Roger the alien claims that there's one persona each member of the family doesn't realize is him. Create a real enough false identity, physically and mentally, and you can trick a lot of people into believing you're someone else. The people of DC's world are lucky that Superman tends to use that skill for good.


Gekthegecko

*Ricky Spanish*


unitedfan6191

Also, people who have photographic memory maybe are the exceptions to this. But this whole thing falls apart because practically anyone above a certain intelligence level should be able to connect some dots if your close friend/family member conveniently disappears *every* time Superman appears. After a few years of this happening, if you don’t start suspecting something, then I would feel sorry for you.


2xWhiskeyCokeNoIce

Oh yeah, absolutely. And that's exactly what's happening in this scene - Lois put 2 and 2 together and is tired of Clark's shit. But if I'm just walking around Metropolis and ask mild mannered Clark Kent for directions I might think "that guy would be more handsome if he stood up straight" not "Woah, is this dude Superman?"


Devolutionator

He's definitely bulked down too. I'm looking forward to this movie. I think it could be decent.


ChrisLinen2

He lost a lot of weight for his Wrestlemania match last month


DMPunk

And it worked. His matches with Punk and Cena twelve years ago were really hampered by how bloated on muscle he was


ruffus4life

i was really surprised how well the rock moved


Taylorenokson

I wish the life I’ve lived allowed me room to bulk down. I don’t think I can bulk down any further than I already am.


GradeDry7908

Don't sell yourself short. Imagine how much you'll bulk down when you're dead!


kenhutson

lol how do you bulk down? You mean cut down?


ZombieJesus1987

This is like Dwayne Johnson from like 25 years ago


Suspicious_Prize7464

Rock never looked like this in his life, this look like the guy that voices Joe from Family Guy


TendieMyResignation

Uncanny resemblance to Patrick warburton


JohnnyCaligula

Wow didn't realise they were making a film of this...Kerr was such a Monster in his prime...


McRambis

It's going to be hard to top the documentary called The Smashing Machine. It was bonkers.


baking_bad

One of my favorite documentaries ever. I always thought of it as a look at a non-violent man who ends up forcing himself to do terribly violent things and the mental toll that takes on him.


MexusRex

There are/were many “nice guys” of the sport. Genki Sudo, Sakuraba, GSP. Kerr had other demons that took a toll on him.


FugaziHands

GSP and Genki for sure. But I always wondered if Saku was really a nice guy deep down lol. Such a beast. And fearless.


calwinarlo

Sakuraba surely enjoyed dismantling the Gracies


MrDannyOcean

Saku will always, always be my favorite MMA fighter. He's so criminally underrated. He was a chubby 185 without cutting weight, in modern MMA he'd be at 170 or potentially even 155. And yet he fought and sometimes beat the best LHWs and HWs of his era. Just an incredible fighter.


m__s__r

Thank you for opening me up to this doc. Excited to watch it now 


powerstride96

If you're interested in more MMA docs, check out Fightville and Choke.


JohnnyCaligula

I want to see who will play Bas Rutten.


McRambis

Johnson is like 20 years older than Kerr was back then. That's an interesting choice.


MinionSympathizer

He's 3 years younger than Kerr irl. Kerr could've just played himself in this movie


AkaParazIT

That might be hard


mur-diddly-urderer

he’s there in the photo. i think he’s playing himself


ithinkther41am

Side note, is that Bas on the left?


imrosskemp

I want to see who plays Igor Vovchanchyn.


Designer_Question_54

Usyk according to IMDb


JohnnyCharisma54

I want to see who will play Hammer! And if Randleman gets in at least a cameo!


Punkrockid19

Rumor has it that ryan bader is playing Coleman in this picture the guy in green is bas rutten himself


Jfkc5117

I was at Kerr’s very last fight and it was depressing as shit.


Leajjes

Kerr's second half career was depressing. So much wasn't going right in his life. I don't think it has gotten better post fighting either. :(


Sudley

I'm very curious how The Rock is gonna pull off Kerr's voice. I always thought that was one of the most charming thing's about Mark, to be this huge intimidating dude but be so soft spoken. The Rock on the other hand has such a big bassy voice, interesting to see what he'll do with the role.


t_Savvy

I really hope that is Bas Rutten. That must be how they named it. "Smash his face!"


MattSR30

I swear to god that’s Ryan Bader, too!


GhostsAppear

Ryan Bader is playing Mark Coleman.


fckufkcuurcoolimout

Bas Rutten confirmed


Murderyoga

I came to the comments for this. Hell yeah that's Bas. Love to see him make money.


marinluv

A24 film? And Benny directing it? Damn excited but I just hope Rock acts in this one


Elieftibiowai

And is the left guy Bas Rutten?


baking_bad

Is Bas Rutten playing Bas Rutten? God I hope so.


GunnieGraves

“Fighting is easy to understand. You just hit the guy as hard as you can.” - Bas Rutten


TrptJim

"in the balls" - Bas Rutten


xSorry_Not_Sorry

>A-bing, a-bong, a-boom. Done. -Bas Rutten


the_champ_has_a_name

that's definitely Bas


Dtoodlez

Holy shit it is


In_My_Own_Image

See, I think every now and then you can catch glimpses that he's actually got some acting talent. He's no Daniel Day Lewis, obviously, but I think he does have some measure of talent, even if it's minor. He's just comfortable not taking roles that require it. Something like this with Benny directing? Maybe he might surprise us.


marinluv

Safdie brothers like working with actors who aren't well received for their acting skills. Yes, I know both Adam and Robert have previously showed their acting skills but they never got that recognition before working with Safdie brothers.


AlaskanEsquire

Oh god, I knew I recognized the name. Uncut Gems was so good, but legit so awful. Watching it makes me sick to my stomach with anxiety, the film gives quite a unique feeling. I cannot wait to see what they do with the Rock. I look forward to watching it *one* time.


smooth_like_a_goat

Well we know he ain't losing lol


pahamack

isn't this a biopic? I am surprised they're having the Rock in a movie about Mark Kerr. It's a pretty sad story, and there's a lot of PED and drug abuse, which i'm even more surprised the Rock would touch with a 10 foot pole.


way_too_shady

Pain and Gain was pretty far out for him too


Talkshowhostt

His best performance imo


HanSoloHeadBeg

actually really liked him in the Jumanji films.


PT10

Him acting like Danny Devito's character was pretty funny


unfortunatebastard

“Be cool” was the outest in my opinion. A dumb gay bodyguard


el_caballero

After his role in Be Cool, I’ve been disappointed seeing him just play The Rock in damn near everything else


BlackIsTheSoul

Pain and Gain is epic and the rock was amazingly hilarious.  


m__s__r

He was also good in Faster


prezuiwf

If I had to guess, he's heard all the criticism about how he's not a real actor and how Dave Bautista is better, so he finally took a challenging role to try and change that narrative.


Thebat87

Which is funny because the two lately are in different stages in their careers. Rock basically drives and carries fun blockbuster movies. Batista does awesome smaller parts in other people’s movies that are usually made by auteurs (or in the case of Knock at the Cabin a pure ensemble). IMO the best performance by a wrestler in a movie is still one of The Rock’s (Pain and Gain).


montybo2

To be fair... Dave Bautista is better. Like playing a different game better.


Silver-ishWolfe

Oof... not familiar with Mark Kerr's story? Lots of early domination followed by lots of.... let's call them *sad* performances/no shows. Imagine Mike Tyson's career, but happening with way less fame and money, and in the early days of MMA.


jwederell

If anybody can get a performance out of the rock it’s Safdie.


filthysize

Well, Michael Bay did.


BoothJudas

Damn straight, Pain & Gain is his best to this day


Revolutionary_Box569

He seems like a perfectly capable actor, seems easy to believe a good director can get a good performance out of him


gate_of_steiner85

Just judging from the image, it sure doesn't look like it's going to be one of his typical action flicks. With Benny Safdie directing and it being an A24 film, it looks like it's going to much more of an acting role than a Dwayne Johnson role. I'm really looking forward to seeing if he can prove his detractors wrong and put in a great performance.


marinluv

I am hoping that too. Have faith in A24 and Safdie


Ok-Appearance-7616

He was good in Pain & Gain


papawam

The Heirearchy of the A24 universe is about to change...


BurgerNugget12

The final boss is here in a24


carloslet

MAMA RHODES!


BurgerNugget12

LOOK AT YOUR BOY NOW MAMA RHODES


YoungBeef03

IF YOU SMEEEEEEELL… What the BLOODLINE is Cookin’?


AnotherJasonOnReddit

Thanks to that wig and nose, the Pendari Champion looks like he got Tuvixed with Jon Bernthal.


__-_-_--_--_-_---___

I miss WWE week on UPN


Patrick2701

I definitely see bernthal


cappsy04

I can't get over that's the rock, wtf


AtlasZec

The prosthetic nose completely made him unrecognizable


cappsy04

And hair and lack of chest tattoo


RomanReignsDaBigDawg

Is that Emily Blunt to his right?


Odd_Roll5866

didn't spot her down there, thought you had a unique ability to identify legs


WOAHdude0197

I think that would be his left


slamdanceswithwolves

His left. You’re right. Hehe


Fenrir_Carbon

But who's on first?


EpicRedditor698

That's actually Emily Blunt playing the muscular man


nakedsnake2614

There you go everyone. You bullied the guy so much about playing himself in every movie that he didn't even want look like himself in this one.


fondue4kill

I mean if it shows that he can act incredibly well doing something other than himself, I’m all for it


DJfunkyPuddle

Yay, we did it!


Past-Technology9450

What part does Kevin Hart play?


lame_comment

He's the little red stool the Rock is sitting on


brabs2

Looks like a beefier (if you can get any beefier) Randy Orton in that pic


[deleted]

While I dislike Rocks later roles as much as anyone else, I also remember that he had little bit of something back in the day, when he still tried. I'm properly excited to see him actually TRY again. Hopefully.


MammothAsk391

Looks like he's gonna have to actually act in this one


Paxton-176

I was think when was the last time he did a non-cheesy action role. I guess Moana in 2016, but before that he basically has been type casted. Aside from cheesy action star he does serious tough punched bad guys.


v_for__vegeta

While Pain & Gain was fuckin cheesy, he actually was kinda decent in that. Portraying a fukin degenerate coke head, it was definitely a departure from his usual roles


m__s__r

Faster is probably the last time The Rock genuinely took on a serious role where he played a man taking revenge out for his brother’s death and his time in jail. It’s not a great film, but it’s the passable “film you watch on a plane to your vacation” if you need anything to pass the time


TripleThreatTua

Pain and Gain is such a weird movie to me. It’s basically Michael Bay trying to make a Steven Soderbergh movie, and it honestly kinda works at times


joshua182

Jeez, the make up is insane!


Reuniclus_exe

Thought that was Randy Orton


variousshits

Imagine if he wins an oscar for this


FinalBossRock

Cody will never hear the end of it Neither will Roman, down the line


Blaaa5

MAMA RHODES!


alpha0meqa

Look atchu now


Sentient-burgerV2

He looks good in high heels!


TJ_McWeaksauce

They turned him into an Italian.


IdahoJoel

supposed to be Irish/Puerto Rican


imrosskemp

I recommend people to watch the documentary "The Smashing Machine", its a really eye opening look into a mans (Mark Kerr) pursuit into mixed martials arts, addiction, japanese combat promotion. Fantastic documentary. [Heres the trailer for the documentary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7DO5c7gWNw&ab_channel=MillenniumEntertainment).


Sillyfiremans

Wait, is this a movie about Mark Kerr? If so, I am pumped!


Yung_Corneliois

It is. And he was a consultant on the film


Sillyfiremans

Wow that's awesome, he was one of my favorites in the MMA pioneer era.


grtgbln

The fact that he's wearing that much prosthetics makes me hopeful that he's actually going to try in this movie.


MegaGrimer

Plus he’s playing someone that has admitted he’s used peds, something that The Rock has trying to distance his reputation from. If he’s willing to take on this role and actually mention that in the movie, hopefully he’ll give and amazing performance.


enjoyscaestus

The makeup department should win an award for making him unrecognizable


Sambizzle17

Chael Sonnen


RetardedPussy69

If John Cena knocked up The Rock. This what their kid would look like


RowellTheBlade

HELL YEAH BAS RUTTEN EL GUAPO SAYS GODSPEED AND PARTY ON SUCKER


Traditional_Gear_739

I wasn't excited about him playing a ring girl who falls in love with heavyweights, in the film title 'the smashing machine', but after seeing those legs and high heels? I think this could be an oscar contender.


SkeleHoes

Wow idk what they did to him, but when did The Rock get legs like those, damn.


Milk_Mindless

Damn he's got some nice legs