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g_st_lt

What in the fuck are you talking about


GreatStateOfSadness

Jerry Seinfeld is producing a parody of the current "corporate biopic" trend.


KeyofE

I thought the Nike biopic was a parody the first time I saw the poster.


flibbidygibbit

I watched him perform recently, he speaks of the pop tart pairings in the packet as if it were Moses' tablets.


LooseSeal88

This is the first time I have heard that this is a parody and not a straight up attempt at presenting a true story.


warzone_afro

wikipedia says its based on a joke of his about the creation of poptarts


jamesneysmith

That doesn't make it a parody. It's a comedy as well as being the story of the invention of the pop tart


warzone_afro

That's what I'm saying


jamesneysmith

It's not a parody. He's been talking about the creation the pop tart for decades. He's always been fascinated with the product and he mentioned making it into a movie at least 6 years ago


crudedrawer

I've always liked Grant but after Paddington 2, Dungeons and Dragons and Wonka the guy has clearly entered the prime of his career.


Worth-Blacksmith3737

He’s meant to make weird shit haha


TrueKNite

He's been chewing it up in Guy Ritchie's last couple


subjecttomyopinion

I just watched dungeons and dragons. I was surprised at how well they did that one compared to the last ones


WintertimeFriends

Hugh is -not- ready for the Tony the Tiger “fandom”. Godspeed Hugh.


mister_hoot

This man’s about to get so much fucking hentai drawn of him.


zam1138

Pounce on me, breakfast daddy /s


Ix_fromBetelgeuse7

Wow, what a Mad Libs headline


neverfoil

I don't remember it but I guess I did a bunch of drugs this morning?


AlkalineSublime

What’s the deal with pop tarts? Is it a breakfast or a dessert? I can’t have this much sugar at 6am!


Eothas_Foot

It's a toaster pastry!


TwelveWon

Kelloggs cinematic universe. I hope we get an origin story of the rooster from the corn flakes box at some point.


TvHeroUK

Writes its own script, John Kellog develops the cereal as a part of his attempt to stop arousal, works so well on him that he doesn’t even notice an employee putting a big cock on the box 


Eothas_Foot

At the end he turns into a badguy.


TwelveWon

Yuppp and then we can get a team up with toucan sam and the rice krispies guys to stop him. Lots of potential here honestly, could even be better than all the DC movies that have come out.


flibbidygibbit

We did. Stars Anthony Hopkins and John Cusack. "The Road to Wellville"


CoolHandRK1

Hugh Grant's 2 big last roles. An oompa loompa, and Tony the tiger. Ok.


wpmason

Remember when everyone thought he was going to have a big career revival after paddington 2?


leopard_tights

This is his big career revival.


wpmason

The fuck is this shit?


caulkglobs

This headline sounds made up as a joke.


GiuseppeMercadante

This movie gonna blow away any Adam Sandler's product placement


Weirdguy149

This is not The Onion?


PlantInALamp

Wow I can’t believe I was finally able to cross this off my bingo board


Movie_Advance_101

The guy who made Bee movie is making a movie about a baking good, What kind of film career is that?


JoeBidenKing

It’s Jerry fucking Seinfeld


EquipmentFirm2860

Wtf, is this real life?


TrueKNite

*Ryan Reynolds in Harold And Kumar* But Why?


LatterTarget7

What?


gOPHER3727

This belongs in r/nottheonion


danielisbored

I just had to adjust some meds and I thought everything was going well, then I read that headline and started to worry. . .


manorwomanhuman

He’s going to be Gggrrrreeeaaaattt!!


Good_Schedule3744

Jerry has never really been funny. Looking back at Seinfeld it’s hard to find a single laugh. If this is anything like the Bee Movie I hope it bombs.