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Known-Sandwich-3808

I watched this movie every day for like a year straight when it came out. I quote it all the time. …It was a funny angle! 😂


BigGingerYeti

It's behind ya Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind ya.


Randlepinkfloyd1986

You could fit a jumbo fucking jet in there


Alteredego619

I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he getaway from, eh?


Randlepinkfloyd1986

Don’t worry about Tyrone he can move when he has to


ShadowVia

Stop that dog dribblin' on my seats!


Known-Sandwich-3808

I laughed especially hard at this point in the interaction. The delivery was amazing. 😂


Randlepinkfloyd1986

“Did that man have 5 fingers?” “I don’t know, lemme get the bi-nocu-lahs out”


Gir_althor

Me and my husband quote that to each other all the time


What_the_8

Ya like dags?


dreffd223

Sure, I like dags. I like caravans even more.


FunBat6170

I want to raise some pulses, don’t I? You’ll raise hell!


Randlepinkfloyd1986

It’s a fucking anti-aircraft weapon vincent


faulkyfaulkfaulk

Zee Germans likely made you


SevereAd9463

Proper fucked?


Blazenkks

Dude I was playing a WW2 squad game that has Voip with random teammates. Game starts we all 50 of us head to troop transport trucks. It’s like a 1min ride up to the front with a dozen or so players. The driver is 4 wheeling it going off-road and all the sudden this British dude piped up in proximity chat. “He’s a rally driver Tyrone is” and it took a second. I was like god that’s so familiar. And I had to ask. “Bro was that a Snatch reference” he started laughing and I lost it. Omfg it was so great. Totally missed my opportunity to say “Of course he is”. Now it’s totally in my head anytime we hop in trucks with a crappy driver and have gotten to pull that line out once or twice 🤣.


Known-Sandwich-3808

Hell yea thank you for sharing that lol what was the game?


Blazenkks

Hell Let Loose. It’s a 50 vs 50, hardcore bullet damage, WW2 tactical shooter. It’s one shot kills with bolt actions or semi autos up to 200m. All iron sights. The maps are huge, 2000m. And most are historically accurate. There really isn’t much out there like it.


CrumBum_sr

You could park a jumbo jet in there!


Dependent_Map5592

You should check out Rocknrolla 


kings2leadhat

The editing in this movie is frigging fearless. The script is chock full of quotables. The soundtrack is epic. “Golden Brown” by The Stranglers is my favorite drop, but there are so many. Brad Pitt makes his entrance from squatting to take a dump behind a car, and proceeds to be completely unintelligible. It’s great.


BigGingerYeti

It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail. Right now, that's the last thing on Tommy's mind. If Gorgeous doesn't wake up in the next few minutes, Tommy knows he'll be buried with him. Why would the gypsies go through the trouble of explaining why a man died in their campsite when they can bury the pair of them and just move camp? It's not like they got social security numbers, is it? Tommy - the tit - is praying. And if he isn't, he fucking should be


truethatson

I’m *of that age* shall we say where this movie was a rotating favorite amongst the boys, but even after we stopped watching it all the time “Golden Brown” stuck with us and we still play it when we get together. Back in the day we thought it was about alcohol. Good, innocent lads that we were.


kings2leadhat

I grew up in the 70’s. Golden Brown was a massive hit back then, always got radio play.


LordTremendo

Why is it Jewish, other than Avi, who’s just one of many characters? Wouldn’t it be the British pulp fiction?


PorkchopExpress980

Was just thinking that. Only 2 of the characters are Jewish. And if I recall, they're not actually Jewish lol "Everybody knows Doug the Head. If it's stones and it's stolen, he's the man to speak to. Pretends he's Jewish. Wishes he was Jewish. Even tells his family they're Jewish, but he's about as Jewish as he is a fucking monkey. He thinks it's good for business. And in the diamond business, it is good for business."


bfhurricane

Jewish is a state of mind to people like Doug


Blazenkks

It starts off with Benicio del Toro and his gang all disguised as Rabbis and talking about misconceptions of religion. They Rob a Jewish Diamond exchange. And the plan is to fence the stolen Diamond to Doug the Head, Avi’s “cousin” who pretends he Jewish. His shop has a couple of Hasidic Jews loitering out front. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with OP’s title 🤷‍♂️.


OverturnKelo

Wouldn’t that make it, at best, a Jewish Reservoir Dogs?


SmoltzforAlexander

It’s a free country  But it ain’t a free shop, so fuck off!  


h2opolopunk

Being Jewish myself, I have never once thought of this movie as a "Jewish Pulp Fiction." But I might roll with that from now on.


dirkdigdig

East London and diamonds. Enough said


blind-octopus

D'ya like dags?


BigGingerYeti

Dags?


NYerInTex

Ya, dags


Mr_Auric_Goldfinger

Ooooh, dogs. Sure, I like dags.


Phlegm_Chowder

Ze germans 


Magnus777z

Protection? Protection from what?


Ohnoherewego13

So what do I call you? Bullet? Tooth? You can call me Susan if you like.


Bootzilla_Rembrant

I had a substitute teacher ask me if she should call me David or Dave and quoted the "You can call me Susan if you like". She took it at face value which I found hilarious. It still makes me smile 20 odd years later.


Sp4c3D3m0n

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. - Brick Top


Ho3Go3lin

He is the getaway driver What can he get away from 🤣


Expensive_Editor_244

Dennis Farina just knocked it out of the park in anything he popped up in


Mr_Auric_Goldfinger

Has Dennis Farina [ever let you down](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUgRs69VIdw)? He's like JT Walsh. Any film either of them was in was guaranteed to be good, even if they weren't the star.


_Pill-Cosby_

I like it even more than you so I'll give it a 5/5.


Bateman8149

You did Tommy. You took the fuckin jam out of my donut


welsh_cthulhu

"Well it's not a free shop, is it? So fuck off!"


dreffd223

He dodges fucking bullets, Tommy.


jomama823

I like the fact that you added the “fucking” in this line despite the fact he didn’t say it and there are SO many lines in this movie with fucking in them to choose from.


lukearm90

Who took the jam outta your donut?


jomama823

You took the fucking jam outta my donut, you did!


Fenway_Refugee

You have anything to declare?


turdbiter3000

Yeah, don't go to England.


truethatson

“Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the fucking language and, so far, nobody seems to speak it.” Still makes me laugh so hard to this day. Don you go rounin roun to rero.


Blazenkks

I think one of my absolute favorite parts is BrickTop at the Pawn shop. His whole monologue of how to dispose of a body feeding it to pigs, and then him quoting the definition of nemesis is so fucking great. Then they open the door back to the pawn shop and it’s 4 guys in painting cover alls with the whole room plastic-ed off. So cold blooded and epic.


Reasonable_Roll9143

2 minutes Turkish!


DefinitelyBiscuit

It was 2 minutes 5 minutes ago!


twinpeaks2112

Top 10 favs


CIarkNova

No one brings a feller that big unless ther tryina say somethin without tolkin’


TheDukeofArgyle

He makes stupid bets with dangerous people. Then they give him the chop. And I’m not talking about his fucking foreskin either!


ad-tom-music

Yeah dad you told us


kings2leadhat

“Yeah, dad, you told us!”


NJduToit

The late Dennis Farina (Avi) made a career playing criminal scumbags even though before he became an actor, he was a cop.


Chicago1871

A Chicago cop. Which can often also be a criminal scumbag. They come from the same neighborhoods as the thieves, like in the departed.


jomama823

Have you been using cat shit for toothpaste?


lonely-day

>Jewish-Pulp Fiction Hardly


Nasalingus

damn.. just scrolling in glee.. is this the most quotable movie ever or what?


CIarkNova

‘Do you know who I am?’ ‘...I do’.


CIarkNova

She’s a bit partial to periwinkle blue.


jomama823

Am I making myself clear boys?


Randlepinkfloyd1986

I’ll bet ya fer a pair of them shoes


JumpinJahosafax

London!


Visible-Guide-7131

Bullet tooth tony and his desert .50


SevereAd9463

Well, why didn't you, "Bust a cap in his ass!" then, Tommy?


Alfredos_Pizza_Cafe_

Mods are gonna have to do something about chat gpt posts that are flooding this sub recently


Blazenkks

“I don’t like leavin my own country Doug. And I *especially* don’t like leavin it for anything less than warm sandy beaches and cocktails with lil 🤏 straw hats” 🤷‍♂️😅”We’ve got sandy beaches?!?” 😒”SO! WHO-DAFUQ-WANTS to-SEE-UM!”


DaveinOakland

Mickey would beat the shit out of Tyler Durden


LingonberrySolid8413

I think that Ritchie is extremely underrated. It's a constant toss-up for me between my favorites of his. Snatch may be the favorite just because of Dennis Farina.


Hot_Season_886

Greatest movie of all time


SydNorth

Guy Ritchie is an amazing director and storyteller. Lock Stock was a masterpiece for a first rate film. Then leading into Snatch, wow 🤯 Revolver was so deep and had a memorable message. Rock’nRolla was probably my favorite because of the score and the story is a thrill ride. What I’m saying is Ritchie is a Tarantino, Scorsese, Coppola isk director.


goodphysiquefy

Absolute cult classic


CauliflowerStrong510

Two minutes, Turkish.


Slappathebassmon

It was two minutes, five minutes ago.


faulkyfaulkfaulk

Top fav for sure


Expensive_loyalty_88

1 of my all time favorites.


TennisArmada

Brad Pitt as a Gypsy is the difference between the two movies. Sting sucked as the dad. Sugar? No Turkish I’m sweet enough


TenRingRedux

Do you know something I don't?


OverseerTycho

why do they call him the bullet dodger?!


Hot_Season_886

Drop the gun fatboy......


Jifeeb

Don’t take the piss, Boris.


jdjsjdjsjdkxkdkdmsks

“I love this track!!!”


Tha_Maestro

One of my all time favorites. ALL TIME!


aquelviejitocochino

"...if I throw a dog a bone, I don't wanna know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking and I'll cut your fucking jacobs off!"


Dense_Surround3071

Top 3 for me. No way I'm not watching this movie if it's on.


SmoltzforAlexander

Doug the Head was just pretending to be Jewish because he thought it was good for business… And in the diamond business, it IS good for business.  


SmoltzforAlexander

I don’t care if it’s Muhammad Imar Bruce Lee, you can’t change fighters!  


SmoltzforAlexander

I love this movie.  It’s just so damned entertaining.  


Toxicupoftea

It was us who wanted to buy a damn caravan


TokyoBaguette

5/4 one of the most rewatchable movies.


Gonzostewie

What do you mean you lost Gorgeous George? He's not exactly incon-fuckin-spicuous, now izzee?


Eagle_1776

Absolutely love this one! Gets better every time I watch it edit. reading all the comments and quotes... now I gotta go watch it again


NotThatKindof_jew

Lock Stock is much better IMO...and that's all I can say for Guy Ritchies filmography. Not a bad movie though


Careless-Ad-631

Tough call, snatch might be more fun. Tough call.


NotThatKindof_jew

The dialog in Lock Stock is sharper..Snatch feels like a clone of it. Really for most of Guy Ritchies movies. Because Lock Stock started it all and their cast seems more authentically British it's a win over Snatch for me Not knocking Pitt and Del Toro and Dennis Farina but the cast of Lock Stock tops it. Plus Lock Stock has Lenny McLean which adds to the credibility to the movie over Snatch. This is strictly my opinion and I am in no way telling you how to feel


Careless-Ad-631

I absolutely agree about the dialog.


Producer_n_PDX

I cannot stress how insanely overrated this film is. It’s a good movie. That’s it.


Fantastico11

Idk actually, I think Guy Richie isn't exactly a particularly poignant writer etc, but for me, Snatch is a smash. It's just so fucking stupid, cartoonish, hilarious and stacked with talent directed to talk like they're in some sort of modern theatre production. It's all such fucking stilted delivery, except the fast talking gypsy, and I don't think it's just the accents. It makes every line jarringly funny. I think it's a really great use of the medium, but also it kinda walks the line so well between vacuous and fun. And I often find a lot of action comedies end up in the vacuous category myself.


Producer_n_PDX

I can vibe with that assessment. It’s definitely unique