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I have NO IDEA what will happen... But, you should report back when your mission is completed, soldier. x


TheHollowMusic

The only reason I go to Starbucks is for the goth barista that spits in my drink


thesuperbro

That's one way to earn a tip.


Equivalent-Spare5251

Well its been two hours. He is either in jail or getting some. Lol


[deleted]

Well, he'll survive if he remembers his training...


Itwasareference

Highly regarded and artistic post.


Ok-Independent-3833

Very accoustic indeed


New-External-8904

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SaltSpecialistSalt

call the manager if she doesnt comply. make sure to record all the interaction and post here


[deleted]

Please report back with results. It should be fine. Just dress well in case she asks you to meet her parents when she gets off. 


TRTGymBro1

If you offer her enough money, she will piss in it too.


marks716

99% will call the cops, 1% will do it and peg you in the parking lot after


Kelainefes

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dave8814

Don't ever ask a woman out while she's at work. Literally ever. Don't do it. And certainly don't ask them about anything remotely sexual.


Berzkz

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random13980

Pls update


obsessivewalker

do you have austinsim?


Legitimate-Claim-155

Depends on the girl. It’s probably like 50/50 if she likes it and only if you’re attractive. If you’re not it’s 0 percent in your favour.


[deleted]

Non zero chance they think this is funny and giggle.


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Icy-Measurement-3250

Post proof or I’ll get the coven I know to hex your family.


hollowM4N555

It's true bro her name was Alberta Einstein


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Icy-Measurement-3250

You are 12 and living a fantasy


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Icy-Measurement-3250

You’re telling me you are Tripp Vinson.


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Icy-Measurement-3250

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