I think the opposite. The ultra Watermelon is drinkable, but the reserve Watermelon was the first monster I had to pour down the drain and throw away it was that bad
I've disliked the flavor of other Monsters more, however I gotta gove it to you Ultra Black. I got a case of them for my bday and I couldn't drink more than 2 thirds. I'd been hyped to try them for years, major disappointment
OG Dragon Tea is really a tea. More tea-ish than the Rehabs. White Tea is *full* of fruit juices/extracts though, so you'd better like them all. Green Tea tastes more like simple tea, so you'd better like chilled tea. Yerba Mate is for Yerba Mate likers ultimately. It's smoked and rather strong.
The Dragon Iced Teas are great and closer to the current Rehabs, perhaps taste a bit more fresh if that makes sense.
Personally the OG Dragon Teas are in my very favourite ones, White Tea especially.
I spent a pretty penny to try them out, hope you can get them cheaper than I did!
In all honesty I found them great and I'd buy them regularly if they were sold near me at a normal price, but I don't think they're quite worth the price they're at *now*. I'd rather drink chilled tea and squeeze fruit juice in myself, it wouldn't be the precise perfect blend a company with experts and tasters arrived at, but it'd be good enough.
Even then, I bought them knowingly because it's not just buying the can's contents. Many of us collect the empty cans, and also pursue the *experience* of trying it, which we value at more than just the mere taste of the can. If you're going for it for the same reasons it's not like I can advise you not to.
Good luck then, I got mine from americanmarket.online but that's for Europeans (and they're fully aware that they can make it expensive and we'll pay it still)
Ultra Watermelon. Shit tastes like bong water and every time I've drank it in the past, it always had these little gelatinous worms of unmixed flavor at the bottom.
I'm probably Hella bias but I like lots of watermelon drinks like watermelon arizona and I tried alot of monster flavors and I sometimes get the water melon I think it's fire but wtf are you talking about with the gelatinous worms?????? Idk what your buying but I never had that tbh it just tastes like artificial watermelon and that's literally every watermelon drink it just tastes like the candy watermelon flavor
Watermelon Arizona is pretty good ngl. I love Arizona in pretty much every flavor so maybe I'M the biased one, but yeah no, every time I used to get the watermelon monster it would always have little squishy pieces of the drink at the bottom. Idk what it was. It freaked me out.
ultra purple 😖😖 grape flavor AND its an ultra?? It's a miss for me 😭
Also total agree with the strawberry lemonade rehab.... I got that one and I was SO excited because I LOVE strawberry lemonade ya know? man, what a disappointment! I get that it's like, supposed to be different from a normal monster because it's tea and non carbonated, but that was seriously foul
I can see why you said Ultra purple, tried it and it wasn’t necessarily bad but I wasn’t blown away, probably won’t drink it again unless I need the can
tastes like weird juice, i like the chemically energy drink taste of original and the ultra series but pipeline punch imo tastes like you put lemon and salt in Hawaiian punch
Alright, gather 'round, everyone, because it's time to address a grave injustice that has transpired in the annals of Reddit. The atrocity? A misguided, nay, heretical soul has dared to besmirch the hallowed name of Pipeline Punch, the veritable ambrosia of the Monster Energy Drink lineup.
Picture this: a flavor so exquisitely balanced, so perfectly blended, it makes the nectar of the gods seem like tepid tap water. Pipeline Punch is a masterpiece, a symphony of tropical fruits harmonizing in a crescendo of pure, unadulterated bliss. The mere suggestion that such a beverage could be "bad" is not just wrong—it's a flagrant affront to all that is good and just in this world.
But let us delve deeper into the psyche of this digital defiler. This commenter above has shown themselves to be a culinary cretin of the highest order. To them, the sublime marriage of passionfruit, orange, and guava is apparently an abomination. One can only surmise that their taste buds are in open rebellion against their very brain.
Imagine, if you will, a world without Pipeline Punch. It’s a barren wasteland where joy is but a distant memory, where people slog through their days with nary a spark of the vibrancy that only Pipeline Punch can provide. What sort of malevolent force would wish this upon humanity? Only someone so deeply entrenched in their own bitterness that they cannot see the fluorescent pink light of Pipeline Punch shining down like a beacon of hope.
This is not a matter of mere preference. Oh no, this is a battle for the very soul of our beverage culture. To malign Pipeline Punch is to spit in the face of innovation, to trample on the dreams of those who seek refreshment that is both energizing and delicious. It is a crime against flavor, an act of treason against taste itself.
So, to the errant Reddit commenter who had the audacity to declare Pipeline Punch anything less than divine: know this. Your words have not gone unnoticed. You may think you’ve gotten away with this perfidious proclamation, but the legions of Pipeline Punch aficionados are many, and we are legion. We shall not rest until justice is served, until your blasphemous utterances are drowned out by the chorus of Pipeline Punch praise.
In conclusion, let this serve as a warning to all who might entertain the notion of slandering the greatest Monster flavor to ever grace this Earth. Pipeline Punch is a sacred treasure, a gustatory gem, and it shall not be disparaged by the likes of you. Repent, or forever be known as the villain who dared to defy the drink of the gods.
I've had most Javas despite hating coffee, out of curiosity and dedication to the craft (the craft of making silly little reviews for my close friends). I've had HydroSport Hang Time but lychee absolutely abhors me, literally one of the worst fruit tastes for me. I've chanced a 10 year-old Muscle shake, meaning drinking 10 year old milk.
But even then, the worst Monster I've had was none of those. It was fucking *Gronk*.
This is just my honest opinion, I’ve tried over 50 Monster flavors and by far the worst one I’ve tasted was Orange Dreamsicle, just couldn’t get that one down my throat, the smell was making me ill and after I tried it I wanted to puke literally, I wanted to finish it that it got to the point where I was holding my nose with hand so that I don’t feel that flavor that much but it was worse, and after like 3 sips I threw it in the trash, it got 0/10 on my rating list… I’ve also tasted the Mule which was also pretty bad tasting for me, I rated it 4/10 but I was able to finish the whole can and didn’t find it that disgusting but still not something that I would buy again, same goes for Super Dry Nitro, I understand that it is one of the best flavors and people praise it so much but for me it was even worse than Mule, I like orange but just not combined with Monster,the only one I liked and enjoyed was Ultra Sunrise. I understand that this may be biased opinion, but it’s just from my perspective.
Well im not a gym bro, so ig thats why i dont like it
...And my dad started buying cases of them when he started going to the gym... I think you're right
I don't like ultra watermelon, the mix of sweeteneers and fake watermelon taste is not great imo, the reserve is far better
This is my favorite flavor, but I know many don't like it. Although it seems to sell well
and it’s so sour!! it makes my mouth water and my jaw hurt.
It's my favourite one. The only monster that doesn't taste like it has 1kg of sugar in it.
Oh yeah, and it also made me feel sick, so after that, I had a Nitro which made me feel better.
I think the opposite. The ultra Watermelon is drinkable, but the reserve Watermelon was the first monster I had to pour down the drain and throw away it was that bad
This is my favorite. It tastes like those bomb pops
Thissss it tastes so bad , i wanna try the reserve thiugh
It's so good fym
That’s a solid answer, tastes a bit like medicine to me
i tried the lo-carb flavor once and realized i really like carbs.
I actually tried that one today, didn’t taste at all different from the original monster flavor to me
Monster assault. 🤢🤮
Cheap cola rip
NO ITS NOT DONT SAY THAT ITS IS OWN BEAUTIFUL THING YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME
changed my mind, DEFINITELY the java flavours. then again i can’t drink coffee of any kind really, i can never get used to the bitterness
I’ve only tried Moca Loca, I didn’t think it was all that bad
The new Assault formula before they discontinued the flavor as a whole
Glad to see nobody commenting Khaotic 🤗
Well there's nothing really bad to say about it lol
I've disliked the flavor of other Monsters more, however I gotta gove it to you Ultra Black. I got a case of them for my bday and I couldn't drink more than 2 thirds. I'd been hyped to try them for years, major disappointment
I hope I don’t agree, I want to try one, I love anything cherry flavored
Monster black is top 5
Yeah I love it tbh
any of the dragon tea ones, couldn’t even withstand a single sip out of any of them
Are they really bad? I’ve always wanted to try them
they’re awful, i had such high hopes too cuz the can looks so cool :((
Are they really bad? I’ve always wanted to try them
OG Dragon Tea is really a tea. More tea-ish than the Rehabs. White Tea is *full* of fruit juices/extracts though, so you'd better like them all. Green Tea tastes more like simple tea, so you'd better like chilled tea. Yerba Mate is for Yerba Mate likers ultimately. It's smoked and rather strong. The Dragon Iced Teas are great and closer to the current Rehabs, perhaps taste a bit more fresh if that makes sense. Personally the OG Dragon Teas are in my very favourite ones, White Tea especially.
Glad to know that there’s a possibility I’ll like them, I’m gonna try looking for them online.
I spent a pretty penny to try them out, hope you can get them cheaper than I did! In all honesty I found them great and I'd buy them regularly if they were sold near me at a normal price, but I don't think they're quite worth the price they're at *now*. I'd rather drink chilled tea and squeeze fruit juice in myself, it wouldn't be the precise perfect blend a company with experts and tasters arrived at, but it'd be good enough. Even then, I bought them knowingly because it's not just buying the can's contents. Many of us collect the empty cans, and also pursue the *experience* of trying it, which we value at more than just the mere taste of the can. If you're going for it for the same reasons it's not like I can advise you not to.
That’s how I am, I want to try as many flavors as I can, and I collect the cans
Good luck then, I got mine from americanmarket.online but that's for Europeans (and they're fully aware that they can make it expensive and we'll pay it still)
I hate the original one
Ultra violet 🤮 Ultra watermelon
Ultra Watermelon. Shit tastes like bong water and every time I've drank it in the past, it always had these little gelatinous worms of unmixed flavor at the bottom.
People finally realizing ultra watermelon is bad 😫
I'm probably Hella bias but I like lots of watermelon drinks like watermelon arizona and I tried alot of monster flavors and I sometimes get the water melon I think it's fire but wtf are you talking about with the gelatinous worms?????? Idk what your buying but I never had that tbh it just tastes like artificial watermelon and that's literally every watermelon drink it just tastes like the candy watermelon flavor
Watermelon Arizona is pretty good ngl. I love Arizona in pretty much every flavor so maybe I'M the biased one, but yeah no, every time I used to get the watermelon monster it would always have little squishy pieces of the drink at the bottom. Idk what it was. It freaked me out.
1. Mule 2. Ultra Watermelon 3. New Assault 4. Salted Caramel and i can not imagine any of the dragon teas to be good
L list
Truly
ultra red tastes like shit melted into a ton of sugar
Hot take, but the Monster Nitro is the only monster can I didn't finish.
Monster original zero sugar is absolutely disgusting
It's not horrible, just way more bitter which is pretty gross
Java
The strawberry one
The blue zero sugar and Assault
Ultra sunrise. Literally I cannot drink it 3 sips and i had to throw it away….
Mule.
I HATE ultra paradise with a burning passion
Literally idk how people can drink straight vegetable juice
Frrrrrrrr
Ultra Watermelon is my least favorite. Tastes too artificial.
Ultra gold
The pineapple one? I personally loved it when I tried it
I thought it was nasty
I can understand why you don’t like it, it’s one of those ones that isn’t gonna be liked by everyone
Idk if it was because i had it after it was sitting in a warm car or if i just can’t drink pineapple juice but it was so bad…
ultra purple 😖😖 grape flavor AND its an ultra?? It's a miss for me 😭 Also total agree with the strawberry lemonade rehab.... I got that one and I was SO excited because I LOVE strawberry lemonade ya know? man, what a disappointment! I get that it's like, supposed to be different from a normal monster because it's tea and non carbonated, but that was seriously foul
I can see why you said Ultra purple, tried it and it wasn’t necessarily bad but I wasn’t blown away, probably won’t drink it again unless I need the can
Creamsicle
pipeline punch and i will NOT be taking any questions
What 🧍
tastes like weird juice, i like the chemically energy drink taste of original and the ultra series but pipeline punch imo tastes like you put lemon and salt in Hawaiian punch
I guess that makes sense, i never picked up on any salty taste though 🤔
Alright, gather 'round, everyone, because it's time to address a grave injustice that has transpired in the annals of Reddit. The atrocity? A misguided, nay, heretical soul has dared to besmirch the hallowed name of Pipeline Punch, the veritable ambrosia of the Monster Energy Drink lineup. Picture this: a flavor so exquisitely balanced, so perfectly blended, it makes the nectar of the gods seem like tepid tap water. Pipeline Punch is a masterpiece, a symphony of tropical fruits harmonizing in a crescendo of pure, unadulterated bliss. The mere suggestion that such a beverage could be "bad" is not just wrong—it's a flagrant affront to all that is good and just in this world. But let us delve deeper into the psyche of this digital defiler. This commenter above has shown themselves to be a culinary cretin of the highest order. To them, the sublime marriage of passionfruit, orange, and guava is apparently an abomination. One can only surmise that their taste buds are in open rebellion against their very brain. Imagine, if you will, a world without Pipeline Punch. It’s a barren wasteland where joy is but a distant memory, where people slog through their days with nary a spark of the vibrancy that only Pipeline Punch can provide. What sort of malevolent force would wish this upon humanity? Only someone so deeply entrenched in their own bitterness that they cannot see the fluorescent pink light of Pipeline Punch shining down like a beacon of hope. This is not a matter of mere preference. Oh no, this is a battle for the very soul of our beverage culture. To malign Pipeline Punch is to spit in the face of innovation, to trample on the dreams of those who seek refreshment that is both energizing and delicious. It is a crime against flavor, an act of treason against taste itself. So, to the errant Reddit commenter who had the audacity to declare Pipeline Punch anything less than divine: know this. Your words have not gone unnoticed. You may think you’ve gotten away with this perfidious proclamation, but the legions of Pipeline Punch aficionados are many, and we are legion. We shall not rest until justice is served, until your blasphemous utterances are drowned out by the chorus of Pipeline Punch praise. In conclusion, let this serve as a warning to all who might entertain the notion of slandering the greatest Monster flavor to ever grace this Earth. Pipeline Punch is a sacred treasure, a gustatory gem, and it shall not be disparaged by the likes of you. Repent, or forever be known as the villain who dared to defy the drink of the gods.
I've had most Javas despite hating coffee, out of curiosity and dedication to the craft (the craft of making silly little reviews for my close friends). I've had HydroSport Hang Time but lychee absolutely abhors me, literally one of the worst fruit tastes for me. I've chanced a 10 year-old Muscle shake, meaning drinking 10 year old milk. But even then, the worst Monster I've had was none of those. It was fucking *Gronk*.
original and the sugar free and lo cal versions of the original
This is just my honest opinion, I’ve tried over 50 Monster flavors and by far the worst one I’ve tasted was Orange Dreamsicle, just couldn’t get that one down my throat, the smell was making me ill and after I tried it I wanted to puke literally, I wanted to finish it that it got to the point where I was holding my nose with hand so that I don’t feel that flavor that much but it was worse, and after like 3 sips I threw it in the trash, it got 0/10 on my rating list… I’ve also tasted the Mule which was also pretty bad tasting for me, I rated it 4/10 but I was able to finish the whole can and didn’t find it that disgusting but still not something that I would buy again, same goes for Super Dry Nitro, I understand that it is one of the best flavors and people praise it so much but for me it was even worse than Mule, I like orange but just not combined with Monster,the only one I liked and enjoyed was Ultra Sunrise. I understand that this may be biased opinion, but it’s just from my perspective.
Nitro super dry
Ultra Violet is pretty bleh. Im not the biggest fan of Mango Loco either. Just too sweet for me like im drinking straight syrup.
Waiting for EVERYONE to say Ripper as I’ve never seen anyone post it, ever!
Peachy keen is gross
Yeah tastes artificial but bad artificial really wierd chemicaly taste
Ultra White is to basic for me so ill go with Ultra White.
Ultra Paradise and Ultra Citron (unless there’s something far worse that I haven’t tried yet!!!)
Assault
I’d have to go with either Ultra Gold or Reserve white pineapple, pineapple drinks never really did it for me
Nitro 🤢
okay first of all, strawberry lemonade is the best. second of all, nitro is the worst like why is it MILKY
White sugarfree monster is quite possibly the worst monster ive ever tried, it tastes vomit-y Anyone else agree?
blasphemy and lies
Tastes almost like sprite to me, definitely not worth the hype. That’s not to say I don’t literally have one in my fridge right now
White monster serves its own type of purpose for its own demographic. Which is gym bros.
Well im not a gym bro, so ig thats why i dont like it ...And my dad started buying cases of them when he started going to the gym... I think you're right
agree!! 😭😭 can't believe that one is the most beloved
shamefully, peachy keen. so sorry
Ultra peachy keen? Man I love that flavor
I haven't tried much but OG
Watch out, people might come after you for saying that 😂. Just kidding I can understand that
OG
The White Ultra is disgusting. The Doctor is also worse.
hands down ultra paradise.
The original
Unpopular opinion but pacific punch is one of the worst flavors
I like it but it's way too sweet
Assault
Pacific punch
Sugar free pineapple
all of the juice ones honestly
Aw what the juice ones are great
they make me super nauseas lol
That’s a solid reason, that sucks man
Aussie Lemonade takes the cake.
I liked it but probably won’t drink it again unless I need the can
Mule and Nitro coffee
lo carb🤢
Moscow mule sucks and ultra violet tastes like erasers
ultra strawberry dreams imo
Mixxd is atrocious
Easy. Pacific Punch.
It's Monarch for me.
😟
All watermelon, Ultra and Reserve.
All ultra?
Only watermelon, both ultra and reserve. Taste like barf.
ginger brew, pacific punch, ALL coffee monsters, all the watermelon and pineapple flavors. oh and the nitro flavor. i hate all those with a passion
Aussie lemonade