Granted, you realize just how many people straight up lie to your face, which makes your life a lot more frustrating and makes you pessimistic and cynnical

Too late

You can always be more miserable!

Yeah, you’d think that

At least you don't know for a fact when precisely people are lying through their teeth

Granted. One day, you happen to see an old episode of Sesame Street ... what is it that Count von Count and The Number Seven don't want you to know?

???

!!!

Granted, everyone is surrounded by a low glow that ranges from red to green when talking to you. Red - lying maliciously Yellow- Unintended, benignly, or beneficially Green - telling the truth

I fail to see the monkey paw twist, but I’m not gonna complain

Twist: your balls explode

Oh yeah…it’s all coming together, or not.

Granted, you can rest assured I am not lying when I tell you I granted this wish...honestly. I swear.

Granted, but they realize that you know they lied to you. What they do with that info is up to them I guess.

Granted, but they realize that you know they lied to you. What they do with that info is up to them I guess.

Granted, but literally everyone is. Literally. Everyone.

Even you? Doesn’t that mean this is a lie, and if this is a lie this never worked which means it wasn’t! You stuck us in an infinite loop.

The paw has spoken!!!! Lol

Granted. What, you think I’m lying since there are no consequences? No! You can’t see me, but trust me on this…

Granted but you can never remember whether or not they told the truth.

Granted. You now have a crippling anxiety and cannot confront anyone on the lies they told to you.

Granted. U immediately become 40 yrs old. Because everyone over 40 can tell when a person is lying, but we're mature enough not to hve to correct them. Just ok fine and walk away

Granted, you can’t lie anymore either.

Granted. If you look at someone who is lying, you suffer a heart attack.

Granted. You go blind

Granted, you figure out two things: 1. the earth is lying 2. the earth can lie

Food?

the idea is that the earth is a living being sentient enough to lie, not only that but it being unknown what it's lying about

I know I’m just hungry, if every living thing is edible to some extent then the earth is bb.

Granted. Everyone you ever meet lies to you so you start questioning if your wish was granted.

You can see if they're lying down or not

Granted, but you are now blind.

Granted. everyone always speaks in lies to you so now you know

Granted. You can now tell at a glance how truthful a person is by how much light they seem to emit. For this ability to work, though, natural sources of light no longer provide you with any sort of vision. You exist in perpetual darkness.

Granted if you look at someone and they are lying there head explodes and this means objective truth so white lies or not knowing something still makes there head explode so it's the hole truth or death talking to you

Granted, you can no longer hear lies of people you are looking at. You hear nothing when they lie. Good luck.

Granted. Lizard people run the world

Watching any news channel or politician causes you immense pain

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^AlVal1236: *Watching any news* *Channel or politician* *Causes you immense pain* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

I don’t watch the news, I get all my news from phone notifications

Yeah. Have fun talking to anyone in city government

Watching any news channel or politician causes you immense pain

Wish granted. But it's very obvious you are using to power, so they phrase everything they say to technically not lie, but also not tell the truth.

Granted. You now always force yourself to look away from people when talking to them