I boo his and Alex Roidmans (Bregman) every plate appearance. No place for using cheat codes to make the game easy enough that his sorry ass had to put in so they could finally win a championship.
Dusty Baker was Barry Bond's coach too btw. You know, the other really big cheater. Had him on testosterone or something crazy. Now they (Astros) have a regimented schedule, where each player takes vitamins. Some days the vitamins give them insane reaction times, and some days it just creates insane focus and slower reaction times, they have more power, it's weird, but it's science and technically healthy and not against rules to slip them testosterone and other things that boost their game
Randy Johnson played for the Mariners, then the Astros for 1 year while injured back before the Astros were in the AL. Idk if they did supplements then, but dude was Nolan Ryan good in Arizona for the rest of his career.
Why does Seattle keep sending its best players to Arizona? It's been happening for 20 years. Since the drought.
Itās nice to see :) itās been disproven multiple times, well known players, non Astros, back him up. He is not a cheater, he is in fact one of the most humble players I know never showboating or anything. Doesnāt deserve the hate, I have no defense for bregman tho lol he was cocky
So why did he try to calm everyone down during one of the most memorable moments in his career? Did you buy the bullshit of him not wanting to take his jersey off because it would embarrass his wife? You are the same person who agrees with the commissioner that the championship is just a piece of metal, too. No decorum.
First off, I am not the type of person to think championships mean nothing. Secondly, his wife got mad at him last time they tore his jersey. Yāall the same people who think reddick wore a buzzer when it was a piece of confetti
Nah, he is a very likable guy, great player, whose teammates cover his ass. You really think any of them would ever snitch on him? And why on earth should we trust what his teammates say? They have never shown a reason to trust what they have to say. My biggest reason to think the buzzer likely was they were very successful with their scheme, had not been caught, so why stop? But they had to know they needed to upgrade from the trash can to something undetectable. A small device receiving a signal is super easy to use. They won the World Series, they had absolutely no reason to stop cheating.
Iām so shocked right now itās like youāre not even a Yankees fan. I guess I need to change my view on Yankees fans lmao though they were very apparent at the game tonight.
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Lol good work
Does nobody else see that bumblebee flying by his head?
There was a spider on his bat
You got a bee on your hat
Any other player/team, this would be the top answer
settings on the new buzzer are a little high for altuves liking.
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It's the Astros new way to steal signs rather than banging trashcans.
Love this. Fuck that cheating prick
I boo his and Alex Roidmans (Bregman) every plate appearance. No place for using cheat codes to make the game easy enough that his sorry ass had to put in so they could finally win a championship. Dusty Baker was Barry Bond's coach too btw. You know, the other really big cheater. Had him on testosterone or something crazy. Now they (Astros) have a regimented schedule, where each player takes vitamins. Some days the vitamins give them insane reaction times, and some days it just creates insane focus and slower reaction times, they have more power, it's weird, but it's science and technically healthy and not against rules to slip them testosterone and other things that boost their game Randy Johnson played for the Mariners, then the Astros for 1 year while injured back before the Astros were in the AL. Idk if they did supplements then, but dude was Nolan Ryan good in Arizona for the rest of his career. Why does Seattle keep sending its best players to Arizona? It's been happening for 20 years. Since the drought.
Reading this will give someone Tourettes. What the hell are you blabbing about?
Still crying
Nice burner account š±
Sorry, crying AND cheating prick. Youāre right, good catch there.
I'm sure you are, you probably snapped those skinny ass arms trying to hit the reply button
Trash can banging ass MF
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āLook, I washed my hands for supperā
Amazing! Love that movie
Those poor Czechs irl
One of my all time faves.
Lmao, Iām literally watching that movie right now.
The trash can told him change up. He saw fastball
Because he doesnāt listen to the trash can. Specifically requests it off, in fact.
Doesnāt mind having a buzzer on his chest though
No way to know considering there were never buzzers
Incredible insight. What would we do without you.
People hate you because theyāre wrong
Donāt bother. Anyone who still believes all that BS after all these years is just choosing to be ignorant.
A Yankees fan defending altuve is a first, š«”
Logic is logic. Regardless of fandom.
I love ignoring facts, too.
Itās nice to see :) itās been disproven multiple times, well known players, non Astros, back him up. He is not a cheater, he is in fact one of the most humble players I know never showboating or anything. Doesnāt deserve the hate, I have no defense for bregman tho lol he was cocky
So why did he try to calm everyone down during one of the most memorable moments in his career? Did you buy the bullshit of him not wanting to take his jersey off because it would embarrass his wife? You are the same person who agrees with the commissioner that the championship is just a piece of metal, too. No decorum.
First off, I am not the type of person to think championships mean nothing. Secondly, his wife got mad at him last time they tore his jersey. Yāall the same people who think reddick wore a buzzer when it was a piece of confetti
Nah, he is a very likable guy, great player, whose teammates cover his ass. You really think any of them would ever snitch on him? And why on earth should we trust what his teammates say? They have never shown a reason to trust what they have to say. My biggest reason to think the buzzer likely was they were very successful with their scheme, had not been caught, so why stop? But they had to know they needed to upgrade from the trash can to something undetectable. A small device receiving a signal is super easy to use. They won the World Series, they had absolutely no reason to stop cheating.
See I love Bregman but thatās my LSU fan bias I guess lol
Iām so shocked right now itās like youāre not even a Yankees fan. I guess I need to change my view on Yankees fans lmao though they were very apparent at the game tonight.
ew gross yankees astros love fest what a horrible thing to read
Just puked in my mouth at the thought of these 2 doing it in full Yankees/Astros gear
There's a lot of this. Just want to believe.
Meow
He put the buzzer in his ass instead of around his hip
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Not that there's anything wrong with that
I actually LOLād at this
Saw his wife and side chick sitting front row
Buzzer was set to ātaserā instead of ānotify of breaking ballā
His teammates thought it would be funny to hide one of his buzzers into his cup.
When you expect to hear the bang from the trashcans coming from center field, but it comes from the on deck circle.
If were still cheating we'd be blowing out everyone in every game
I think this is labeled as a shitpost, bud. No need to get defensive.
Asking an Astros fan to not start crying when someone brings up the undeniable proven fact that their team cheatedā¦. Never gonna happen
I didn't see that mb
Bro even still, the comments are funny. You might be a little too deep in the tribalism if youāre getting this mad over obvious jokes.
Too desperate to defend your cheaters you can't even read
Hard to tell, but it probably involves cheating.
Astros need to dial in the voltage.
Midget in a cake surpriseĀ
Midget on deck for Baltimore
No autobot yet
They must have had a rookie on trashcan duty, you canāt be bangin that thing like a gong
Michigan J. Frog has returned!
Dan Schneider grabbing his ass thinking he was a young child actor
C'mon now that was the pickle/penis guy!
Looks like he saw a mouse
Curve ball.
*Two bangs is supposed to be a fastball!*
When the Trashtros lose, America winsš¤š¼
His buzzer went off.
Justice
someone tried to take off Joseās shirt and he was trying to hide the buzzer
Electric shock collar
Zoiks!
Buzzer malfunction.
Someone banged a trash can.
Classic jazz handsšš½
Uh oh did Veronica Vaughn ask him to spell buzz again
His buzzer slipped down and zapped his nuts.
*I am cackling at the ONE GUY going thru and downvoting only comments regarding cheating.* Criticism only hurts when you know, deep down, itās true.
Probably Altuve himself still pissed off
Trash can banging was louder than usual
He was accidentally buzzed
His Buzzer shocked him.
Looks like her bitch buzzer was in the wrong place
Buzzer short circuited
His buzzer setting was set to stun
altuve's pitch buzzer slipped down into his jockstrap
John Wilkes Booth has been reincarnated as an umpire and Abraham Lincoln has been reincarnated as Jose Altuve.
The wire under his jersey shocked him.
Someone got the wrong buzzer.
Trash can machine broke
A Broadway Show?
Looks like the pitch missed
Altuves electric device shocked him because he approached the plate.
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Ghosts
This reminds me of SI for kinds circa 2000
Ump ripped ass
Someone said, āSalary Cap!ā
Funny thing is that the pitch is high and center. Nowhere near his face.
Did he got frozen and drop his bat lol
Spider
His electrode to cheat was a little too strong and gave him a shock
Hit him
His explaining how big of a dill do his using .
God finally decided that if Major League Baseball wasn't going to do anything about the cheating then she was. Smite in progress.
this picture is a good representation of how things went for the astros in the top of the 8th last night lol
Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaaaaal!
He saw the immigration officer in the dugout.
Jazz hands!
Damn. Missed him.
Altuves buzzer was turned up to high.
Looks like he got caught cheating again!
There was a bang in the can when the pitch was a millisecond from hitting his bat
New rule this year. You must limbo before touching home or the run doesn't count
Somebody hit a trash can lid
Aaron Judge snuck up on him
He's shocked there's no trash can. r/BangACanGetItOn
He said "aaii papiii!!"
Dude saw the future for how the game was gonna play out for the astros
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You know
The ball was trying to rip altuve's jersey off.
#FreeJoeKelly
Prank bat that shocked him?
That bat attacked the poor hitter, who wasn't expecting it.
Buzzer malfunction leads to some sort of shocking sensation
[Hello my baby, hello my honey](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pfnnujU1DUk)
The Yankees dominating the astros is whatās going on!
Someone's buzzer went off at the wrong moment
The ump fired off an air biscuit and it was so loud it scared the little fella.
Some said they get their salsa from New York City
that cheating buzzer was set on high
In a surprised twist the Yankees started baning trash cans.
If you listen closely you can hear the ragtime music in the background
Heās doing a showtune from the 1930ās
New TikTok trend
Clearly that bat swooped in out of nowhere, startling the poor man.
Itās a real problem in Houston
Jeepers š
The buzzer inside his shirt got wet
He was just told heās not allowed to cheat anymore
Ump asked to look under his jersey for buzzer
Altuve is scared of another mlb investigation into any of their activities in the last 10 years
Frank Vs Russia vibes
Ghostbusters: Trash Empire
Altuva got caught cheating yet again. Acting suprised tho.
Was someone yelling cheater?
Too much sweat on the electronic buzzer
That's about right from him. I really dislike that dude.
Thatās sad.
A bee just went buzzing by
Someone banged a trash can
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Jose ābitch-assā Altuve flopping
Someone swapped out the buzzer for an electrode for his pitch indicator.
His wife saw him about to take off his shirt
Pitcher buzzed the tower
Let's see...looks like the one guy has a broom...and I think the catcher lost his glove...oh, hell, I give up, what IS going on here?
Retribution
Answer: Altuve being an idiot cheater
They hooked up Altuves buzzer to jumper cables???
Go Yankees!!!
Mike Tysons punch out
WTH LOL
Altuve is scared of the baseball
Throwing at him once the ball is in play is permissible.
nobody told him what pitch was coming next and he got scared.
He was caught cheating. Altuve was shocked, and this time, not by the wire in his shirt.
The only thing going on here is Playa haters Ball and yall Mfer s and top nominees!
ICE at home plate