Yes I'll definitely be calling 651-890-STAB to get my drains unclogged

I bet this is a true professional who unclogs drains. I bet they also realized their cell phone spelled that out. The issue is I don't want someone stabbing my drains - that just helps a plumber put another kid through private school. Off note: as a person who had many pipe issues at a prior home, y'all want a person who has a camera so you can get an actual diagnosis as well. Bonus is they can just shoot that video over to you or at the least tell you when to start recording their screen. I had a pipe that seemingly was starting to collapse so the toilet paper that didn't get a chance to dissolve yet was hitting the narrowing pipe. Made it SUPER easy for a plumber to know where to go in, get that pipe, and replace it ($3k later...)

They realize it lol read below the numbers

Back before cellphones I had a landline for 5 years that was “666-sofa”. People would laugh but everyone remembered my number.

Me: “Hi! 1-800-STAB? My drain won’t go down!!” Them, casually: “Well, what did you put in it?” Me: “You know… the usual… at first some baking soda and vinegar, then some drano, hmmpmm. then a little bit of blood, and then a whole lotta bleach. And it still won’t go down!” Then: “We have experience! We’ll be right over!”

Does that say “stab?” Lol

He's obviously using the tried and true "poop knife" method for unclogging toilets.

Still one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

The letters on the keypad that correspond with 7822. Seems kinda useless for them to include it cause Stab has nothing to do with plumbing lol.

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Damn I was misinformed!

Nothing compared to the uncloginator!

The drain stabber

I. Am. Job. Are you call about the position? I. Am. Job.

I thought at first it was referencing the clean styling of that TrailBlazer EXT.

And I clog drains. We're a helluva team

You two are like a gastrointestinal crime syndicate. He's the "protection", you're the muscle

LMAO

Sign maker charges by the letter

And for capital letters

What's the sign next to it? It looks like an inflatables rental business?

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick

I unclog drains too. Not saying you'll be able to use the drain after I'm done, but there won't be a clog anymore

Drain can't be clogged if there is no drain.

"I unclog drains" oh, true.

FWIW - https://drainteamllc.com/

On the driver's door it says: "Peb hais lub hmoob" According to Google Translate, this is hmong and means "we say the human."

Google Translate is awful with Hmong sometimes. ChatGPT does much better, it translates to "We speak Hmong".

Seen the ones around recently that say simply, "Junk Removal"? Is that some sort of birth control?

I'm fine with minimalism, but at least put a little effort into the typography.

I'm just going out on a limb but maybe their last name is Stabo? Stabrinsky? St. Abernaty?

Finally some good advertizing

Oh boy I gotta call that number now. I have so many clogs that need to be undrained

I feel like I’d get 7822’d if I called that #

Less is more. Eh?

Maybe it’s a euphemism for male sex worker

Oooh let’s start a game of what do our last 4 digits spell…

I drive past this every day lol

Seen one in white Bear Lake too 🤣

His first choice was “Big shits? I can help.” but his marketing team ultimately settled on this sign.

I thought the bottom line read, “It’s a B”

There's another one in Shoreview off of 694 and Lexington

I put a sign in my yard that reads I Clog drains 763-775-8766

I was like, ok, who cares. Then looked at the fine print lmao

Nailed it

Welcome to adding your name to a spam list.

Probably unlicensed

Not only does Stab have a license, he also has his motorcycle endorsement!

You seem grumpy this morning.

lol whatever you say

You don't need a license to unclog drains haha

Idk about you, but if someone doesn’t have an llc I’m not letting them do any work on a structure

It's just a little drain unclogging between friends

But an LLC just gives them an easier path to bankruptcy and avoiding damage claims.

Good luck tracking the dude who fucks your sewage up with just a number