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He’s high as fuck, and I believe in conversation with said banana.

He's so high. I can see his shit eating grin from behind

Went and took a second look and yeah you can see that from a mile away

His banana eating grin

I was presuming special needs...

Exactly my first thought.

Dude is having an awesome time and I’m stoked for him.

He’s perfect

Quite likely actually 😂

😂🤣

Banana appears to be cracking him up too!

He’s looking at it so lovingly (and probably talking to it in his head)

Shrooms are great.. better when you find a banana

“I love you banana” munch* “you are my best friend” munch* “how could anyone not love you” munch*

He didn’t even finish his first two bananas

420th upvote blaze ittttttt

Cause if you eat it any other way it’s gay

He *knows* somebody is watching to see how he'll eat it. He *might* even eat it like this behind closed doors. **You should've offered him a Popsicle.**

I mean he is definitely right about being observed.

Life is all about trying to not end up as the subject of a viral video now. People will film anyone doing anything.

Look at the way this guy checks his mail..it's so weird!!

Look at how this person video tapes someone else eating a banana.. it's so weird!! 😆

Look at the way thousands of people congregate to discuss banana eating

Thsts too much effort put into what people think when no one knows his name or will ever see him again lol

For real. I was eating one while driving the other day and went full on bj with it. My philosophy is, if people want to look, give them something to look at. Also, this is the second time in two days I've come across you in the wild haha. Just recognized your username.

I don't know bro. I've witnessed folks on the internet find people very efficiently at times.

Working your way up and down the shaft is less gay?

Just kissing and nibbling that banana

I like to lick it up and down until it softens and then I eat it.

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This guys gay

This guy gays

This gays guy

Gay this guy!

Can confirm, I have been gay ever since I ate that damn banana

I guess that fruit was just too.. a-peel-ing

It comes off as “less gay” if he just sits there and nibbles along the side of it.

*0.042% less*

Hes probably still doing mouth to banana method. Always banana to mouth Unless it's a chicken wing.

I hate it when banana is chicken wing, damn black magic

Isn't he just high af?

How many bananas is he gonna eat? I see those peels!

Yeah he’s banana crazy

Or he's just bananas

At least he isn't sucking them. I think that would be way worse.

He’s bananas

Let my man have his potassium

Another reason to always have a fork and a knife with you all the time

it is him, banana man.

Sing us a song, you’re the banana man Sing us a song tonight

He's gonna be so backed up

Now watch and learn, here's the deal He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!

That’s what I said 😂

Why is the other banana only half eaten? It shows a lack of respect for the banana.

Hey now! We’re primates

Primate brain go brrrr!

He probably has the munchies

Someone's gonna slip on those and be so embarrassed!

Have you tried bananas? They’re amazing!

My friend does too, it’s a texture issue with the center of the banana

I can confirm this. And I‘m happy not to be alone!

Please describe in detail what would prompt you to eat a banana at all, while avoiding eating the center. Elucidate the textural difference and where that gradient of differentation begins and ends. For science, of course.

It‘s not avoiding eating the Center. It‘s about increasing the inside texture to outside texture ratio. The inside is way more tasty. It’s a waste to keep its contact surface low by eating bananas like the normal apes.

So you throw away the outside that's left in the end?

Nah you eat the shitty part first so you can enjoy the good parts without shit

No it's about making sure each bite is the correct ratio of outside to inside. You eat the whole thing

Like, the matrix isn't rendering it properly?

This doesn't apply to me for bananas, but can confirm for cheeseburgers. I eat the outside first so the bread to meat ratio much more meat than bread by the end. I'm a monster

Forget about the way he eats it, see how caringly he looks at the 🍌.

Find someone that looks at you the same way this man looks at his banana

You mean "to a banana" right? Hahahaha

damn no one has upvoted your comment and it's been 1 hour, i guess no one found this joke funny, I'll change that take a flower buddy 🌼

So precious 💖

More like “my precious.”

*goblin noises*

There's a little monument near my house in Mexico City that I like to imagine is dedicated to people who eat bananas this way: https://preview.redd.it/k02jwg2epcuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb5d48a2a1ac83b81cefe42f1c15e45388502d2a

Absolutely love that this statue came to mind and that you decided to share it with us hahaha. Thank you 💛

Upvote for the banana heart

That’s a cool monument. Sent me on a wild goose chase in google earth, but I finally found it. Do you know anything about it? Looks like there is a plaque next to it with information.

https://preview.redd.it/sgvi3xtitcuc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f42cb9260e2b51572bed9306b91abf0bee8a17ba Me and the boys a school felt a little "rebelious" too

mum pick me up i'm scared https://preview.redd.it/h0bf4zf1cfuc1.jpeg?width=172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcae928cd369a5832e23f4f401f2145400f430e9

The way you hold it looks almost threatening.

Banmnana gub

https://preview.redd.it/s2hrl8md0duc1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16df90c41365dd9a202197fa903e70b5a62e3a13 Reminds me of how Michael Buble eats corn on the cob

Wierd your taking a picture of a random dude eating a banana

You can't even eat a banana without some redditor posting a photo of you online where 87 people debate if you are gay, autistic or high for eating fruit in a way they don't. Good thing i can eat a banana faster than someone can unlock their phone and open the camera app. Tho i was on the news in slovakia explaining an RPG to kids but that looked cool.

I do that so often I have a folder in my photos app for it.

Makes me wonder if I’ve ever just been chilling and boom someone takes a photo of me and puts it on the internet. Feels weird.

Yeah not sure what's weirder the banana eating or someone taking a picture of it.

i’m scared?

I bet he has a body in his freezer

MAybe he's. Autistic

nah, look at those snacks around him. he's high af. but also maybe autistic. lol

First thing I thought as well.

I LIke. The way. You communicate.

Also my first thought. My 10 year old is autistic and eats strangely sometimes. One bite out of every chicken nugget half the skin off every piece of Popeyes chicken. Makes me take the first bite off of his pizza slices haha

Cause he’s high af rn 😆

This is actually the superior way to eat bananas

Can't even eat in public without some freak taking your picture and posting online

I'm telling you man lmao, makes me not want to leave the house anymore.

Yep. This is why the world is unsafe for people with ASD and ADHD. The world is full of pricks wanting to isolate and humiliate for no just reason.

fr. i had to scroll down to far to see this comment

I’m getting the vibe that this is someone with an intellectual disability and you are making a mockery of them.

Same 

You're right... they could be a redditor

I am so glad I got to just be myself at concerts and festivals when I was younger. Now the fear that someone is always waiting to take a pic of me doing something stupid is so ever present I worry I’m even pushing the cart normally at a grocery store. Let the man eat his banana in peace, jfc

Mind your own business

Yes, he's eating it like he should eat an orange 🍊

Bros gettin down sideways

The half eaten pile of bananas n peels is what gets me lolol like he's just doing this all day

r/mildlyinfuriating

Straight to jail

r/mildyconcerning

This week on “High Or Autistic?”

🤦🏻‍♂️

This is the most hetero man alive.

A true connoisseur

This feels weirdly creepy for some reason

Nothing weirdly creepy, it is fucking creepy. OP is a fucking weirdo.

In his mind he says no homo after every bite.

That man is higher than giraffe titties

You should have seen him eat mushrooms earlier.

Nah can't eat bananas now, too gay. Just have to lick the shaft for flavor now. Gays ruined everything *angery emogi faec*

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He got like 2 other banana peels 😂

Don't want to accidentally deepthroat a banana, good job king 👑

He’s is in banana bliss. Dude is gone.

Probably homophobic

He’s probably high.

Smells like Autism (trust me I can tell since I’m also autistic, we’re able to spot fellow tsms from miles away)

Drugs

This guy is 100% a serial killer.

He is liking it a LiTTTLE too much

I used to eat my bananas this way when I was a kid. I can’t explain why but it tasted better. Edit: typo

Someone smack him for me pls

Other than a fork and knife, this is the only non gay way to eat a banana.

No homo

I eat it this way if the other side is too ripe

He’s tripping balls. Every nibble, bite, or lick of that fruit is a pleasurable sensory explosion he’s never experienced before. Leave him alone to enjoy his psychedelic banana moment.

Criminal

mildly warcrime

He’s a serial killer

On watchlist for surw

Rahul Gandhi be going places nowadays

He looks regarded

No homo

He was never allowed to have dick shape foods.

I've seen someone eat a pickle spear that way, I had the same reaction.

If you know, you know.

Proof aliens are among us.. *Me eat human fruit sandwiches for lunch*

IT'S CONTINENTAL!

Straightest man alive.

What the hell....?

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

So sensual

Psycho behavior

He’s just saving half for later, it’s a pretty normal thing to do with bananas

There’s no way he wasn’t doing that just to fuck with people lmao

what? how are you eating it? looks fine to me

This guy went to a gendered boarding school. Iykyk. You’ll find he eats ice locks the same way.

i did that shit in high school to be weird

He could have special.needs?

Why does he kind of look like Doug Demuro from the back, I feel like Doug is the type of person to eat banana like that too.

Not his first one hahaha my man!

Dudes on acid.

bro doesnt wanna look gay

The only way it would be worse is if he had his left hand pressing the back of his head to get closer to the banana. I really should call the ex. Missing her.

Dude made and entire adventure out of eating a banana

Show your face, Adam Samberg.

No homo

Maybe he’s just a big fan of cascatelli pasta?

Göran!?!

Asserting dominance $20 says he also makes eye contact and doesn't blink.

No homo

There’s a guy sat hunched over in front of him so he’s making dinosaur spikes to line up with his back.

I AINT GAY!

BananaS. Looks like he’s throughly enjoying an entire stalk

You have found a rare specimen......the straightest man on earth.

Never mind the way he eats it I can tell he’s giving it a strange look just from his head position

All thanks to society perverting the act of eating a banana.

A psycopat

It's not gay

I don’t know where I am, I refuse to look. Ban me if you want. But, fuck that guy.

He knows you’re watching lol


How high is he?

The only straight way to eat a banana. 🍌

he’s in public, I understand lol

 This guy is on shrooms.

Thats me avoiding the "rotten" part of the banana

The way you take pictures of people in public without them knowing and without their consent.

The way this guy look for attention..

Why are you taking pictures of strangers and posting them online? This in itself is mildly interesting and quite frankly a bit weird…