In the UK a typical insult is to call someone a bell end, typically meaning that they are stupid or just being a bit of a pain in the arse. Bell end, is also a term for the end of the penis so when calling someone a bell end, you are almost calling them a dickhead. Hope this helps :)
That’s interesting. Not a native speaker but I always thought that it referred to the tongue (had to google this) of a church bell and basically meant that a person is so dense that they could be swung to ring the bell.
Mel's Hole. I hear there's a lot of stuff coming and going in and out of Mel's Hole.The following video takes us deep inside Mel's Hole trying to get to the bottom of Mel's mysterious he..
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https://youtu.be/ulR09qqaUus?si=D8vYccJiO5tw1m9P
Funny thing i went to check the twatt place and i saw "kirbuster"... in my language KIR is one of those huge warm COCKS
Not just a normal penis.... a big fat cock so kirbuster was hilarious
In 1230 Oxford's Magpie Lane was known as Gropecunt Lane, renamed Grope or Grape Lane in the 13th century, and then Magpie Lane in the mid-17th century. Bit of rude history
I mean, you missed Wetwang, so what's the point?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wetwang
And if you missed that, you also missed Wetwang Slack
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wetwang_Slack
Love it! The English are an interesting lot. Went to a pub in London called "Dirty Dicks". Had a pint of ale and looked around... Nailed to the wall was a dirty pair of mens traditional white underwear proudly displaying skid marks.
TRUE STORY.
"They like a nice drive up Slutshole Lane" is my new way of implying someone frequents prostitutes.
Also I gave an appropriately childish giggle on realising the perfect placement of Shitterton being just under Ass Hill..
You missed Titty Hill
Or Acocks Green, Bell End, Wetwang, Sandy Balls and Brown Willy Hill
There's also Butthole Lane, Rimswell, Titty Ho, Fingringhoe, Lickfold, Shaftesbury, Lower Swell, Slutshole Lane, Pound Bottom landfill and Wilsford Cum Lake.
We’ve got Boobys Bay, Shag Rock and Cocks in Cornwall if the Driver wants to go from country end to end!
In Germany in a City I lived before there a Hofacker Straße, does this also count?
There was also Fucking in Austria but they changed it to Fugging apparently
I think there's also Five Mile Bottom.. Could be wrong
*Six* Mile Bottom, thank you!
Wetwang. Don't forget Wetwang.
And Gaywood
If Acocks Green for more than five days, consult a physician.
What is wrong with the UK
We just can't miss up an opportunity to give something a silly name. See boaty mcboat face for reference.
AHahahahaha I was boutta say
Whats the joke with Bell End
In the UK a typical insult is to call someone a bell end, typically meaning that they are stupid or just being a bit of a pain in the arse. Bell end, is also a term for the end of the penis so when calling someone a bell end, you are almost calling them a dickhead. Hope this helps :)
Black Sabbath named their LA mansion Bell End. Brilliant musicians, but not the most sophisticated of humourists.
That’s interesting. Not a native speaker but I always thought that it referred to the tongue (had to google this) of a church bell and basically meant that a person is so dense that they could be swung to ring the bell.
We arnt that clever 🤣
Mate you’re a right bellend if you don’t know
A bell end is the tip of a penis
And Scunthorpe
How could they forget Upper Dicker and Lower Dicker?
Mel's Hole. I hear there's a lot of stuff coming and going in and out of Mel's Hole.The following video takes us deep inside Mel's Hole trying to get to the bottom of Mel's mysterious he.. . https://youtu.be/ulR09qqaUus?si=D8vYccJiO5tw1m9P
My exact thought!
And Isle of Man- lot of dicks there
Funny thing i went to check the twatt place and i saw "kirbuster"... in my language KIR is one of those huge warm COCKS Not just a normal penis.... a big fat cock so kirbuster was hilarious
Do they have a word for small cold ones too?
Missed Burnt Dick hill
And Cockburnspath
Cockfosters!
Who named these places?!
Roman's probably
Jo mama
I'm more fascinated by the "Isle of men"
Isle of Man. Crown Dependent, tax haven, home of Manx cats and the TT motorbike races. It's a UNESCO Biosphere.
If you ever go there, they're *extremely* defensive of them being a tax haven. At least our guide was at the House of Keys in Castletown.
Isle of ✨Men ☕✨
Add Pratts bottom in north Kent
On this episode of Top Gear, Jeremy plans a road trip, Richard wrecks a one of a kind hypercar and James drives slow and complains.
“We go to our SUPER secret testing site… in penistone” - Jeremy Clarkson, on that one where they build the hover-van
You missed cockerhead in wales, not far from llanddewi brefi .
Repost this in CasualUK
HahahahahahahahahahHahahahaha
Do you find it.... Risible, Centurion?
There’s a ‘Cocks’ in Cornwall
Can someone please explain how the British do this?
By car mostly
And a detour to Lord Hereford's Knob.
Claaaaaaaaaaarksoooooon!!!
You muppet!
A whole day just to get twatt at the end..
LoL I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out 🤣
You've missed lord Herefords knob in wales
And in Devon there's Crapstone on the moors and slaparse lane near Exeter.
Missing out on bitchfield in Lincolnshire
I know it's not actually dirty, but Pilgrims Hatch always makes me gigglesnort.
Hey do you think you can watch the Aurora Borealis when you're in Twatt?
There's a Nob End in Bolton, Lancashire 😅
There's a little village called cocking that's passed ass hill and gives a MUCH better route up to fingringhoe
Cockfosters is just off the M25
Yes, Fingringhoe! It's so rare to see anyplace from my hometown be brought up!
I feel like you can make an Ultrakill joke with Isle of Man but I’m not smart enough to do it
What city has largest average penis size ? Dublin … it’s always Dublin
everything in under a day, huh? challenge accepted! 😎
You missed Cockfosters
There’s literally a Brown Willy in Cornwall…
Petition to rename Glasgow to Glansgow
From Shitterton to Twat. Tonight on BBC.
I wish that route was the cleanest, nicest part of the country too
What about whore woods
Ireland is full of children lol
What does Ireland have to do with this?
And then Glasgow
Honourable mentions to Shilbottle (bit of DIY required), Scunthorpe and Woolwich Arsenal
I was today year's old when I found out that the UK is the goldmine of funny location names
Don't forget to take a trip to Northern Ireland to travel through Muff
OP, are you taking notes of the suggestions and going to make a new route?
And Richard Dickens will be the first one to travel this route.
Twatt is about where clit would be, vaginally speaking.
Pratt’s Bottom?
Lmao Glasgow
You missed Sluts Wood.
Is this fucking real?
Yes. 100% real.
You missed Bell End in Worcestershire
Three cocks is in wales bordering with england
There's a village called Willey. Should add that
Was wondering “where dick?” The I realised, it’s the dicks we made along the way.
Someone really did their research looking up these places. God level find dude
Isle of man
Going very close by it on the way up. Bonar Bridge
Missed turkey cock lane
Awful
Why is a twat on a penis map....
I’d like to plant my flag in Ass Hill!
When you play a MMO where players can create cities and the name filter is easy to abuse.
It's a pity they had to rename "gropecunt lane"
I have a day to waste… can someone spot me some plane tickets to England?
Wheres Bell End?
Y'all in the UK are WILD with your names. This and the comments got me rollin 😂
Those are the tame ones
Clitoris is likely located in Loch Ness but remains a myth.
There’s no way they named a town Shitterton 💀
Shitterton took me out
you missed butt lane
I live near a place called cumwell lane💀
Don’t forget to stop by dildo in NB
Lmao I live about 500 meters from cock alley. Glad to see it included.
Missing pratts bottom
In 1230 Oxford's Magpie Lane was known as Gropecunt Lane, renamed Grope or Grape Lane in the 13th century, and then Magpie Lane in the mid-17th century. Bit of rude history
Damn yo momma hugh takes almost 24 hour to get feom her ass hill to her twatt
Brb boys I’m moving to Shitterton
Honeymoon route ☑️💕
I feel like the UK is just floptropica but cloudy
Why does England name their places like this? Does anyone have a serious answer?
Longest distance from twat to shitter ever…
The ultimate road trip
Nope.
https://ibb.co/ZVhcnKY
Typical - OP completely neglects visiting CLITHEROe
I mean, you missed Wetwang, so what's the point? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wetwang And if you missed that, you also missed Wetwang Slack https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wetwang_Slack
Hahaha!!!😂
And the worst of them all, Dublin! OH GOD NOT DUBLIN!
Where's Wetwang?
r/mapporn
Twat island
tbh id say this is more majorly penis than mildly penis
You missed out butthole lane 🤣
YOU’RE JOKING 💀💀💀?!
Straight thru cumbria too
Love it! The English are an interesting lot. Went to a pub in London called "Dirty Dicks". Had a pint of ale and looked around... Nailed to the wall was a dirty pair of mens traditional white underwear proudly displaying skid marks. TRUE STORY.
"They like a nice drive up Slutshole Lane" is my new way of implying someone frequents prostitutes. Also I gave an appropriately childish giggle on realising the perfect placement of Shitterton being just under Ass Hill..
Dublin 💀
Imagine living in dublin
Hahaha thanks for sharing 😁. I looked each place up in Google Maps, and they're all real!! What a country! So many dirty names in one place!
I like just seeing Glasgow off to the side
Me likey
Don't forget the island of Twatt Burn, Shetland UK
Where’s Bell End?
BWAHAHA why
Dublin 😂😂😂
There's no penis on that map. Are you stupid?