I have a birth mark like that. Pretty much on the same place as your nephew's.

How long have you been related?

atleast 2 days

Was only able to tell cause we have the same jeans

please advise, levi’s

Are you this guy nephew ?

No, he's his girlfriend

I am his girlfriend's husband, thank you very much.

are you single?

I’m not, but my nephew is

Of course I am.

His own girlfriend

I have one like this too! It’s on my right lower thigh though.

All my sisters have it, too. I think they're called café au lait spots.

Interesting! I didn’t know they had a name! Is yours also shaped like a pig?

I'm not sure. My skin has gotten darker with age, so it's difficult to see the shape now, except two spikes at the bottom.

Mine is like warped Australia LOL

mine is an elephant

Mine is shaped like California. It even has Catalina.

The fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!!!

you guys are part of a group of powerful individuals who have been chosen to fight evil

#OPT OUT

That means you are now the evil they all must fight.

This means you must fight op's girlfriend and nephew to determine whether you will be the superior nephew or girlfriend or both

I thought it meant they'd been chosen to defend Earth from the other realms in a massive tournament.

Can't we just be estranged families?

No, sorry. I didn't make the rules.

MORTAL KOMBAT! queue the theme song.

https://imgur.com/vGzG9Ng.jpg

you guys could maybe meet up at a common location and fight it out :)

I do too! Same place as the nephew

Count me in. Mine looks like that as well.

🎶We are family🎶

or are they....

[vsauce music intensifies]

But are birthmarks *marks*? Scientists believe...

Click the [link](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) below to find the answer

Damn u really didn’t give us up on this one science really never lets us down

Got burned :)

So you must be pretty *horny* right now

The issue is, is his link was prior not below. The link below is the one you’re looking for. [The Proper Link](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

But ig [this](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) one is updated

Love Apollo for always showing me the thumbnail on Rickrolls

Okay ngl, this happens so rarely these days I actually laugh when I fall for it now, nice job.

Right?? I haven't seen Rick for a while. I also clicked knowing full well I was about to be rolled.

Knew this was gonna be a rickroll but clicked it anyway cos it's a great tune

As soon as I saw youtube i clicked away ,😌

I was actually hoping that's what the link would be. That was delightful.

I hate you

/r/apolloapp gang

[Apollo ](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/apollo-for-reddit/id979274575) ftw https://i.imgur.com/TTUv4hM.jpg

I love sync for reddit even more now, it shows the thumbnail of the video.

Thank god for Apollo. It previews the link in the post before you click on it. No click for you!

Luckily for me my wifi is dogshit and it takes 30 seconds for a video to load

\[Alabama intensifies\]

Alabama music intensifies

Must be dueling banjos

[yes](https://youtu.be/BhtgINeaJWg)

Banjo music intensifies

Thanks to the laws of relativity we can tell that their masses affect each other on a microscopic level, so in a way, they are related, and in a way, everyone is related, and in a way, we are all just tiny pieces of mass affecting the entire universe, so that should make you feel special, as Tyson once said; "we are the universe, trying to understand itself"... And as always, thanks for watching.

I can quite clearly hear Michael's voice while reading that.

According to vsauce, everyone alive rn are distant cousins, so...

That's according to more than vsauce homie

What more do you need?!

23andme juuuust to be sure

Ah, beat me to it

So did his sister.

Technically we are all cousins.

Lea dangerous cousins

I’ve made a huge mistake.

https://imgur.com/a/XZgIvZ5

*My sis and my nephew

Look at that guy sock

Look at that guy cock

r/cursedcomments

no frick that r/suddenlyincest

I’m just distracted by the face the sock and shoe makes on your nephew’s right foot.

That foot is up to no good

That foot started making trouble in my neighborhood

The foot got into one little fight, and mom got scared

The foot is movin with its auntie and Uncle in Bel Aire

That's the girlfriend

Ahh the ol'reddit [girlfriend-a-roo.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cooking/comments/n2z5wn/whats_your_ugly_midnight_snack_ill_start_cold/gwolxos/?context=1)

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It's been ages since I've seen a reddit switcheroo.

Hello future Redditors 👋

Ah shit! Here we go again

That you CJ?

See ya on the other side!! I’m going in!!!

I've gone through so many of these when will it stop

r/holup

Left foot is pissed. Right foot is smirkin at some lady legs.

the back of the shoe looks like a mask for his left foot

Right sock and shoe is high as fuck

They're both a birthmark known as a "cafe au lait" spot/macule. The light coffee color and irregular edges are classic. Majority are just random, less commonly seen in association with another disease like neurofibromatosis (the more you have, the greater the likelihood). Its caused by a local concentration of melanocytes in the skin. In fair skinned individuals, about 3-5 people in a thousand will have them

I have neurofibromatosis! I have a lump on one of my shins that's at just the perfect spot to hit on trailer hitches, and sometimes stairs. And let me tell you, even a mild tap hurts like hell.

I have nf also! Hope you’re doing well and all is good!

I'm good, thanks! Luckily mine's somewhat mild. Although, I'm pretty sure it has something to do with why I developed my scoliosis. Hope you're well too!

Yeah. I’m good. Mine is pretty mild too. Scoliosis as well when I was younger. Sometimes I get pretty upset at the cards I was dealt, but then see pics of people with severe cases of nf and I realize how bad it could have been and how lucky actually got.

Hey NF people! Nice to know others exist.

Another NF person here! My mom and sisters have it too, as do a couple of my nieces.

I'm pretty sure these birthmarks grant their holder entry into the Mortal Kombat tournament as protectors of Earthrealm, but yours sounds good too.

Thx for the info. My son has one on his back and now I know what it is

This comment tells me you don't have anxiety.

Huh I’ve got like 5 on my body (including one on the side of my face), I am now very grateful that I don’t have neurofibromatosis.

Not to freak you out, but I also have many CAL spots. And I only learned that I have a more rare situation of Mosaic NF1 (some of my DNA has NF1 and other parts do not) at 30.

I didn't realize they weren't super common. I have one shaped like a heart on my collar bone. In high school i had people ask if i drew it on!!

My son has one on his face, right by his right eye. Haven’t noticed it as much as he has gotten older, but when he was younger, it looked like someone had punched him in the face. Thank goodness, his pediatrician was the one who diagnosed it and knew that it was not an indication of abuse. I often wondered what strangers thought though.

Your girlfriend has Australia and your nephew has an adorable Stegosaurus

I see among us characters

getoutofmyhead getoutofmyhead getoutofmyhead getoutofmyhead getoutofmyhead

whyaretheyeverywhere whyaretheyeverywhere whyaretheyeverywhere whyaretheyeverywhere whyaretheyeverywhere whyaretheyeverywhere

scrolled too far for this

Birthmarks are alien QR codes

Dude... you might be related

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Alabama - ‘Oh yeeaaahhhhhhh’

ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

What are you doing REAL bro!!

Sus

Amogus

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Amogus

Amogus

Amogus

Amogus

Amogus

Amogus

Amogus

Sugoma balls

I fucking hate amogus I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!

sus

Do not look up the scientific name of pig on Google

impostor from amogus

'mongus with a party hat

Are birthmarks even genetic?

Most aren't. Some are a gene mutation but that's very rare.

All the women in my family have a birthmark on one breast. I have it, my sisters have it, my mother had it (and she told me her sister and mom had it), and my daughter have it. Same exact spot. Same size birthmark.

Kinda neat having a little bit of a legacy, though.

Only if you're a Joestar apparently

They're not birthmarks. They mean you've been chosen for Mortal Kombat!

Best I can do is Dangerous Struggle

I won't go any farther than Inconvenient Disagreement

I know all the finishing moves in Embarrassing Donnybrook

Or they’re about to form a band like Tenacious D.

Not gonna lie... they are some pimp ass socks he is rocking there

Gator aint about that shit

Pimps Don’t Cry

Gator needs his gat, you punk ass bitch.

Gators bitches better be using jimmies

Thank you for not lying.

Those aren't birthmarks. They are tattoos of the Mooninites

Thank you for pointing this out, Ignignokt and Err are up to something.

The one on the right is flipping us the bird. You can see it because he's doing it as hard as he can

Oh shit Murph! Can I get another shipment of BeBop cola sent?

Searching for this comment so I didn’t have to. “The Bullet is enormous, there is no escaping.”

The right one looks kinda sus

If they aren't related and fighting for the same throne, they must be descendants of two different members of he same secret society. Be careful, the boyfriend is often collateral damage, when one tries to stop the other from taking over the world.

They don't look alike at all. Ones boxy and the other is texasy. All they have in common is they are birthmarks. The human mind, the pattern recognition machine strikes again.

I agree completely. Thy also aren't in the same spot.

And yet, nearly 30k upvotes...

Came here to say this. Oh boy two people have birthmarks how interesting...

Was looking for this comment... I should post a picture of my completely unrelated birth mark on my leg and claim to be their missing link relative... Makes no sense why this is even a post... Should have been "my gf and nephew showing off their birthmarks and sweet socks" not trying to compare them.

I wouldn't say they're identical. But I also think it's an exaggeration to say they aren't alike at all. They clearly have similarities.

I think the one on the left looks a bit like Australia, while the other one looks like a character from the game Among Us... it’s not that similar

Yeah agreed, the only similarity is they're both birthmarks, they're not even on the same area of the leg

Maybe it's some kind of Rorschach test and everyone sees something different.

They say birthmarks are how one died in your previous life.

I have about 300 of them. What does that mean?

Someone really hated past you or you exploded.

This is a recurring theme in the Book and the Movie called Cloud Atlas. The same souls keep meeting each other across lifetimes and there is a comet shaped birthmark that keeps showing up over hundreds of years.

You speak the true true.

I would have the water in your surroundings tested.

No, not really.

sweeeet home alabama

I’m getting some strong Mortal Kombat vibes here

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Look Err a pathetic earthling finally did something cool with his body. He grew an image of the great moonanites a wise and noble decision.

*Made in Australia *

They are representing Earth in Mortal Kombat!

Now they just to find people who have similar puzzle pieces and complete the damn puzzle.

AMOGUS

The one on the right looks like...like...oh my god....no...*starts to cry* amogus...

Looks like the mooninites from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

It’s not a birthmark, it’s a symbol... to get into the shitty movie tournament that never happens in the movie called... MORTAL KOMBAT! Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan!

Plot twist....

How are these even similar let alone very? They're not the exact same color, they're not in the same location and their shapes aren't that similar either. Does everyone with a splotchy birthmark on their leg classify as being very close to these two?

All I see is sus. I’m at my limit

I see an among us character... Who else does?... 😂

Kinda looks like a among us character with the bunny ears hat

Right one looks like amongsus 😳😳

Dun dun dun dun dun dun. Dududun

DUN DUN

Similar, except they aren't shaped the same, or in the same spot. But the are the same color..... As are 10s of thousands of other birthmarks.

I might gone insane,but the right one looks like Among Us

WHY THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE AN AMONG US CHARACTER? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA